RHONY Preview: Housewives Float By At Mermaid Parade…

On tonight’s RHONY:  It’s the required Mermaid Parade… and Sonja broke another tooth.  Time for Sonja to get that PR with her dentist  lined up for some free dental work!!

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HollaHeather Is Gonna Deck Amanda!

On tonight’s RHONY:  The WORST EVER storyline of any Housewives show, GHOSTWRITER, continues at Luannie’s house.  HollaHeather takes on AzzAmanda.  DECK her, HollaHeather… DECK HER!!

RHONY Preview…

The word is “IN”EXCUSABLE… dumbazz.  These are supposed to be “educated” women?

 

 

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Ramona Singer “Don’t Play For Cameras”…PT “Hates” Carole And Heather! PT Says Bravo Edited Her Book

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From TheNYDailyNews… Season six of “Real Housewives of New York” debuted Tuesday, but the show’s stars saved plenty of drama for Wednesday’s cast party, where the attire was business-cutthroat. Ramona Singer made sure that it’s known that she’s the only original … Continue reading

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WHAT THE HELL IS BRAVO DOING?

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We need a breather.   Bravo has done it again… and they did it to the Real Housewives of New York.  Again! How does Bravo expect viewers to be interested at all in the New York franchise when viewers are … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: Season Six Preview…

Bravo is pullin’ out all the stops in preparation for the sixth season of the RHONY!

Will the addition of Kristen “Tallmark” Taekman be the answer to the RHONY’s sagging viewer interest?   OR… will Kristen’s presence and her much-publicized friendship with DrunkOtis be a detriment?

 

 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: Finally! A Truthful Intro!!

The RHONY Season Six intro…

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: LuAnnie Phased Out… Kyle “Diet And Exercise” BS… Kristen… Gigi Tweets

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HagfaceKyle is claiming that she did it all by diet… and exercise!!  No plastic surgery mentioned!!!  The above article says that HagfaceKyle lost SEVEN lbs! We’re givin’ HagfaceKyle’s ridiculous “diet regimen” and her SEVEN lb weight loss  33934723,3394837,0038 Dr. Evils: … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: It’s Official… RHONY Back For Season Six… March 11 at 9 pm

Just move around the players and give them some new lines… the RHONY premieres March 11 at 9 pm.  SH readers knew the RHONY were comin’ back in March and not February back in November!

 

Yes, PoopyPiggyDaddy will appear…

POOPY PIGGY DADDY… Goin' After Ramoaner This Season

POOPY PIGGY DADDY… Goin’ After Ramoaner This Season

LUANNIE DE LESSEPS, CAROLE RADZIWILL: Improv Classes Filmed Back in August… Will Be RHONY Story Line…

Read with great interest that CountlessLuAnnie has taken “comedy” classes at ThePIT (People’s Improv Theater) in NYC.  LuAnnie and Carole Radziwill will BOTH be featured doin’ their improv… the classes at ThePIT were filmed back in August.

More photos at ThePIT’sFBPage

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WE’RE FUNNY… AND THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!!

Is Heather Thomson pregnant… or is this just a bad angle???  More photos and details about last night’s “performance” from TheLaughButton

YES!! THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!!  NOT MY DENTIST, BUT A DENTIST… AND HE DIDN'T TEACH THE CLASS THAT YOU'RE GONNA SEE ON THE RHONY!

YES!! THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!! NOT MY DENTIST, BUT A DENTIST… AND HE DIDN’T TEACH THE CLASS THAT YOU’RE GONNA SEE ON THE RHONY!

Friends of SH used to teach at ThePIT… several years ago!!  However, they teached all they could teach at their time at ThePIT.  They have scattered to other parts to continue acting (MadMen) and to teach improv comedy!

But, we still have their very, VERY funny “Bridezillas” parody… from SH May 2012, which was shot right in Countless Luannie’s UWS neighborhood!!

Mary Magdalene is making wedding plans with Jesus’ mother…will Jesus’ REAL father show up for the wedding??   Watch carefully… at the 2:56 mark Jesus turns Joseph’s cup of water into a wonderful BloodyMary!!

LUANN DE LESSEPS: LuAnnie On The Loose!!… David Schwimmer Finally Free!

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Well, who didn’t see this comin’??  Countless LuAnnie is doing her part to push the Real Housewives of New York’s new season by participating in the usual pre-season PR work.

NOTE:  If you are new to all this Housewives stuff, all the Housewives start buzzing around approximately six weeks prior to their new season beginning.  The RHONY’s season six will start in February.  Therefore, watch for the NY Housewives to pop up in all the usual places aka MissAndy’s NYMediaMafia… and any other media outlets which will have them… to drop some hints which will attempt to entice you to watch!  All of this pre-planned PR work never, ever proves to equal the actual episodes which make up the franchise’s season!  

All this to say this:  the RHONY Housewives are climbing out of hibernation… a sure sign that they are springing into a new season!  

While we’re talkin’ about the RHONY… we did a complete “Everything you ever wanted to know” item about the alleged newest addition to the RHONY, Kristen Taekman.   If you wanna read everything about Kristen, see SH November 23, 2013.

OK… back to Countless Luannie.  There was nothing more for her boyfriend, Jawks, to do… nowhere to take that story line.

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Luannie and Jawks’ pregnancy story was a joke… simply so NOT believable that the producers were probably laughing when they were sittin’ around before season five started as they were bouncing off story line ideas for each of the Housewives!  HAHAHA!!

Let’s see if viewers will go for Luannie gettin’ pregnant… if they do, we’ll keep Jawks; if they don’t, Jawks will have to marry Luannie and if he don’t wanna marry Luannie, then he’ll just have to get used to no more Bravo paychecks!  Oh, this is so much fun!! A-HAHA-HAAH!!!

Needless to say, Luannie is no longer with Jawks.  That leaves Luannie on the loose!!

I'LL DATE ANYONE!!  AS LONG AS CAMERAS ARE THERE… AND I'M GETTIN' PAID!!

I’LL DATE ANYONE!! AS LONG AS CAMERAS ARE THERE… AND I’M GETTIN’ PAID!!

As part of Luannie’s pre-season PR work, Luannie agreed to have a blind date filmed.  The date was arranged as part of the SteveHarveyShow… ’cause if you’re a Housewife, you must have everything you do filmed!   After all, it IS their “real” lives you’re supposed to be watching!

OK… now that I’ve caught my breath from laughing so hard at that last sentence… about the Housewives bein’ “real”… let’s watch Luannie on her date!!   NOTE:  Didn’t Martha Stewart already do this?? 

What will happen next to Luannie’s quest for men on the RHONY??

Now that there are THREE New York Housewives with no HouseHusbands… will these single Housewives be fighting over the ever-available PoopyPiggyDisgustingDaddy (PT Housewife’s father)??

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Oh, never mind that story line… the RHONY producers already have PoopyPigggyDaddy lined up with a much younger woman!   BLEEEEECH!!

Let’s take a look at one of the funniest scenes from the RHONY… Luannie on a camel!!

(Thanks to SH readers “LB/GF” “PMG” “Jozy” and “PDM”!!)

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SH **EXCLUSIVE**!!! Top Five Torture Songs Replaced… By Housewives Tunes!… New Top Torture Song… Melissa Gorga’s “On Display”!!

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The five songs used to torture people…has been replaced! The US government was deluged with protests, led by many members of the band’s mentioned, after this “top five torture song” list was published by TIME in October 2013… just three … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: New RHONY … Magoof Divorce… Teresa Giudice “Old News”… Kim Richards “Lyin’ Eyes”

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The Real Housewives of New York has added a new Wife… Kristen Taekman.   BUT, SH readers knew about Kristen back in June; Heather Thompson brought Kristen on the RHONY. DrunkOtis big podcast featured the guy who served Adrienne Maloof … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIFE NEWS: LuAnnie… PT Housewife…BubbaJax Pissed… BFrankel “A Pest”…Manzoids “LittleTown Reviews”

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After dinner, “the Countess” went outside and “was singing her original songs at the top of her lungs, and the neighbors began to complain,” says a spy. “She was asked to lower the volume but continued till she was put … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: LuAnn de Lesseps… BFrankel…Manzoid…Teresa Giudice… Gorgas…Heather Dull-BRO Friend…RHONY…KimD…LeAnnRimes… Vicki Gunvalson… WretchedRossi…PT Housewife

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NOOOOO!!!!  This cannot be true!!!  CountlessLuAnnie and her Jawks are no longer a couple!   Shocking!!! Just can’t help it… LuAnnie on a camel: We all know that the Manzoids are gettin’ their spinoff, but LOVED this intro from Deadline.com… … Continue reading

SONJA MORGAN, LUANN, PT HOUSEWIFE: The RHONY Already Out Doin’ Promo… LuAnnie Says That SHE Decides What’s Shown!

RHONY DEPENDS LUANN SONJA PT ARROW

In a recent blah, blah, blah we’ve all heard the same story for years MediaBistro interview with RHONY’s Countless Luann de Lesseps, LuAnnie has planted the seed that her “reality” show is really REAL!  LuAnnie states that SHE decides what part of her “reality” is seen by viewers:

“It’s a reality show, but it’s up to me to choose the reality I want to show,” explained LuAnn.   NOTE:  We all know that the Housewives franchises are producer driven.  Be on the lookout for MORE Housewives to make similar statements!

Just can’t help it!!!  LuAnnie on a camel:

 

 

SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: Sonja Morgan; Ramona Singer; Melissa Gorga; Joe Gorga; Heather Dubrow; Lauri Peterson; Brooks Ayers; Brandi Glanville; PT Housewife; Larsa Pippen; Cristy Rice… AND MORE!

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RHONY PT Housewife getting character overhaul; Cougar Sonja Morgan ditches charity for 20′s boyfriend

Ramoaner has the “I’m the STAR” ‘tude … and plot lines for the upcoming season of the RHONY

RHONJ Melissa Gorga meeting her “fans” who showed up to see the Jonas Bros… AND… MeGo, JoeyMarco Gorga and kids in Orlando before her overly auto-tuned and lip-synched “performance”…

RHOC Heather Dull-BRO wedding “advice“…

RHOC Lauri Peterson’s daughter says she has NO hooker or porno star friends “dating” Crooks Ayers

RHOBH BlabberMouthBrandi Glanville blocking all “negative” tweeters

PT Housewife says next season of the RHONY  “is making massive changes, taking major turns, I can’t even believe it myself.”  NOTE:  That’s what ALL the HW’s say!

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SH Poll Results… 

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OTHER HOUSEWIVES NEWS…

EX-Miami Housewife, Cripsy Rice dating Jamie Foxx

NBCUniversal (Bravo’s corporate parent) is included in lawsuit re “underpaid” interns

The Scottie Pippen… RHOM Larsa Pippen’s husband… 911 Call

WHY those moronic Housewives buy twitter followers… more followers, more money they make to tweet!  NOTE: Like the HWs shows, HWs tweets are all about their products!

 

(Thanks to SH readers “LB/GF” “JoBo” “BlueIvy” “Dave” “PMG” and “Sam”!!!)

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Real Housewives Of New York: Sonja Morgan “Boobs and Burlesque”

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Dear Sonja, What the hell happened to your chesticles?  What doctor did that to you?  Whoever it is probably performed your boob stuffing in exchange for a mention on the Real Housewives of New York.  If that is the case, … Continue reading