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ART FOR SALE!! Buy This Piece From Kid Of Housewife For $2,000!!

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Would you buy this 3′ by 7′ piece of art for $2,000??   You can purchase the artwork at victoriadelessepsart.   Yes, it’s Luannie’s kid who is selling her artwork.  There are many more pieces, including a naked self portrait of … Continue reading

RHONY Preview: Who Likes Ramoaner Best?

Who likes Ramoaner… or doesn’t like her?

We give this preview 999399999393993999 Kens:

RHONY Preview: The Neverending Bad Story Line… Carole’s “Sonja Young” Boyfriend

Last season the neverending phony story line was Carole’s ghostwriter.  This season it’s Carole’s “boyfriend.”  Will Carole’s “boyfriend” stick around longer than Carole’s former phony boyfriend, Russ Irwin?  Can’t you see the immediate chemistry between the two as Carole reached for the refrigerator??  No?  Can anyone see the chemistry?? Anyone??    

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MissAndy Planned Luannie’s New Dance Song Months Ago!

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If the news creeping out about Luannie’s new dance song is news to you, do not be fooled.  Luannie’s new dance song was MissAndy’s idea! After MissAndy saw Luannie on the RHONY say “Don’t Be Uncool” he “suggested” that Luannie … Continue reading

RHONY Preview: Ramoaner’s Party… Crankles’ Therapy Session

What’s with Carl’s headgear?  What’s with Sonja’s psychic “lifestyle”?  What’s with Crankles decibel breaking voice??

Crankles’ mother is still living… seems like she forgot that fact.

The SO SEXY Event… LuAnnie Shows Up With Harry Dubin!

THE SEXY… at OK Magazine’s “SoSexy” event.  Even Harry Dubin was there!!

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RHONY Dance Off At The Borgata

If you missed it, this is the required dance scene from last night’s RHONY.  Carl says with the body she has, she should have chosen to be a stripper.  Has anyone told Carl that she can still make that career choice??  And Sonja gets slammed again by Crankles…

LuAnnie Calls A TwitterTruce With Carl … Wants To “Move On” To Be In A “Better Place”

Luannie says that her twitter trash talk with Carl is over.   We knew Luannie and Carl couldn’t keep up the amusing trash tweeting about Carl’s phony baloney fry cook boyfriend… who will be dumped before the RHONY reunion show as all phony HWs boyfriends are… for much longer: 

IT'S ALL FOR THE SHOW…

IT’S ALL FOR THE SHOW…

The RHONY On Who Has The Most Explaining At Reunion Show…

To get viewers to continue watching their sinking ship and to pique interest in the RHONY reunion show, the HWs explain from which HW they want answers: 

The phony boyfriend story line and future reunion questions get 999999444444 Kens!

Tips On How To Pick Up NY Housewife…

THEY APPEAR TO BE SERIOUS… 

Since LuAnnie is trying her hardest to be serious, here’s the Countess On A Camel…

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The Tweets…

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Isn’t she special?? And such a sophisticate!!  A real woman of letters!   The ridiculous feud between LuAnnie and CaroleR over some guy who can grill a steak.  How cute that LuAnnie hired someone to tweet for her!   LuAnnie … Continue reading

CaroleR Says Luannie Is A Hater and Liar…

Carole… who definitely had some dental work done… tells her side of the lame LuAnnie’s niece breakup story.  Carole says that LuAnnie is not particular about her dating requirements…

For some needed comic relief waaay far away from the HWs bellicose behavior… LuAnnie on a camel:

Carole and LuAnnie Discuss The Kitchen Help

Seriously??  Dumb, dumb and more dumb.  LeeRadzi must be cringing that her dtr-in-law is interested in the kitchen help.

RHONY Preview: Sonja’s Confused… ‘Rinda’s Bemused… Tallmark Schmoozed… Carole Boozed

Sonja is confused about her ‘brand’…and then there’s the required sex talk:

‘Rinda says Crankles is “different”…

RHONY Preview: Carole Pukes To Attract BoyMan… Sonja And LuAnnie Are BoyManMagnets

Sonja’s “boyfriend” brings date to party.  Carole was fit model for Jordache jeans… they only needed her from the waist down.

We give the RHONY 39398736300404047 HFKyles…

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

RHONY Trading Places…

Crankles is the only RHONY who doesn’t want to hop over to the hills of Beverly.  Crankles choice is ATL…

We give this very boring video 9983377634393937 Alec Baldwins…

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RHONY Preview: Look Who “Just Happened” To Show Up… It’s KellyBigFeet! WATCH!

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CountessLuAnnie just happened to run into KellyBigFeet and just happened to invite her to the long-running RHONY “girls night out”…  BFrankel just happens to have also accepted an invitation. Interesting that they are not gathered at Ramoaner’s new place. The … Continue reading

RHONY Preview: Dueling Brunches

 

RHONY Preview: Bashing Sonja!

On the next RHONY, it’s time for some Sonja bashing!  Warning:  After effects of listening to Cranckles’ squeaky squealing voice include, but not limited to, broken bloody ear drums.

RHONY Preview: Off To LuAnnie’s New House… Ramoaner Moans

FYI to Ramoaner:  The leaves of flowers should never be immersed in water.   

 

 

RHONY Preview…

It’s more of the same…old ‘cougars’ going after the young help.  Frankel’s screeching should be preceded with a warning.  These people are simply contemptible dumbasses. 

NOTE:  You KNOW that the RHONY, or any HWs show, are on their death bed gasping for air when a Housewife proclaims this to be the best season ever!  (On her new look, DullDina Carole says that she went to a great dermatologist.  UM, yeah, OK Carole… we would believe you if your skin doctor was also a plastic surgeon and a dentist!)

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RHONY Preview: Bravo/MissAndy Wants You To Care About BFrankel…

LuAnnie gets the chore of prying into BFrankel’s life.  BLEEECH.  BFrankel’s face is hard to look at and her voice is like a herd of feral cats fighting each other over a chicken bone.

RHONY PREVIEW…

BFrankel says she didn’t like doing her talk show… well, surprise… no one watched BFrankel’s talk show.  Why Ellen kept pushing BleeeeechFrankel is a mystery.

Sonja gets the bad edit…

BLIND ITEM!! Who’s The Cheating EX-Housewife??

From CDAN

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This former NYC Housewife who would love to get back on the show was busted having sex with a man by the man’s wife… in the bedroom… he shares with his wife.

That is going to be one messy divorce.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)