On tonight’s RHONY: It’s the required Mermaid Parade… and Sonja broke another tooth. Time for Sonja to get that PR with her dentist lined up for some free dental work!!
On tonight’s RHONY: The WORST EVER storyline of any Housewives show, GHOSTWRITER, continues at Luannie’s house. HollaHeather takes on AzzAmanda. DECK her, HollaHeather… DECK HER!!
The word is “IN”EXCUSABLE… dumbazz. These are supposed to be “educated” women?
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From TheNYDailyNews… Season six of “Real Housewives of New York” debuted Tuesday, but the show’s stars saved plenty of drama for Wednesday’s cast party, where the attire was business-cutthroat. Ramona Singer made sure that it’s known that she’s the only original … Continue reading
Bravo is pullin’ out all the stops in preparation for the sixth season of the RHONY!
Will the addition of Kristen “Tallmark” Taekman be the answer to the RHONY’s sagging viewer interest? OR… will Kristen’s presence and her much-publicized friendship with DrunkOtis be a detriment?
The RHONY Season Six intro…
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HagfaceKyle is claiming that she did it all by diet… and exercise!! No plastic surgery mentioned!!! The above article says that HagfaceKyle lost SEVEN lbs! We’re givin’ HagfaceKyle’s ridiculous “diet regimen” and her SEVEN lb weight loss 33934723,3394837,0038 Dr. Evils: … Continue reading
Just move around the players and give them some new lines… the RHONY premieres March 11 at 9 pm. SH readers knew the RHONY were comin’ back in March and not February back in November!
Yes, PoopyPiggyDaddy will appear…
Read with great interest that CountlessLuAnnie has taken “comedy” classes at ThePIT (People’s Improv Theater) in NYC. LuAnnie and Carole Radziwill will BOTH be featured doin’ their improv… the classes at ThePIT were filmed back in August.
More photos at ThePIT’sFBPage…
Is Heather Thomson pregnant… or is this just a bad angle??? More photos and details about last night’s “performance” from TheLaughButton…
Friends of SH used to teach at ThePIT… several years ago!! However, they teached all they could teach at their time at ThePIT. They have scattered to other parts to continue acting (MadMen) and to teach improv comedy!
But, we still have their very, VERY funny “Bridezillas” parody… from SH May 2012, which was shot right in Countless Luannie’s UWS neighborhood!!
Mary Magdalene is making wedding plans with Jesus’ mother…will Jesus’ REAL father show up for the wedding?? Watch carefully… at the 2:56 mark Jesus turns Joseph’s cup of water into a wonderful BloodyMary!!
Well, who didn’t see this comin’?? Countless LuAnnie is doing her part to push the Real Housewives of New York’s new season by participating in the usual pre-season PR work.
NOTE: If you are new to all this Housewives stuff, all the Housewives start buzzing around approximately six weeks prior to their new season beginning. The RHONY’s season six will start in February. Therefore, watch for the NY Housewives to pop up in all the usual places aka MissAndy’s NYMediaMafia… and any other media outlets which will have them… to drop some hints which will attempt to entice you to watch! All of this pre-planned PR work never, ever proves to equal the actual episodes which make up the franchise’s season!
All this to say this: the RHONY Housewives are climbing out of hibernation… a sure sign that they are springing into a new season!
While we’re talkin’ about the RHONY… we did a complete “Everything you ever wanted to know” item about the alleged newest addition to the RHONY, Kristen Taekman. If you wanna read everything about Kristen, see SH November 23, 2013.
OK… back to Countless Luannie. There was nothing more for her boyfriend, Jawks, to do… nowhere to take that story line.
Luannie and Jawks’ pregnancy story was a joke… simply so NOT believable that the producers were probably laughing when they were sittin’ around before season five started as they were bouncing off story line ideas for each of the Housewives! HAHAHA!!
Let’s see if viewers will go for Luannie gettin’ pregnant… if they do, we’ll keep Jawks; if they don’t, Jawks will have to marry Luannie and if he don’t wanna marry Luannie, then he’ll just have to get used to no more Bravo paychecks! Oh, this is so much fun!! A-HAHA-HAAH!!!
Needless to say, Luannie is no longer with Jawks. That leaves Luannie on the loose!!
As part of Luannie’s pre-season PR work, Luannie agreed to have a blind date filmed. The date was arranged as part of the SteveHarveyShow… ’cause if you’re a Housewife, you must have everything you do filmed! After all, it IS their “real” lives you’re supposed to be watching!
OK… now that I’ve caught my breath from laughing so hard at that last sentence… about the Housewives bein’ “real”… let’s watch Luannie on her date!! NOTE: Didn’t Martha Stewart already do this??
What will happen next to Luannie’s quest for men on the RHONY??
Now that there are THREE New York Housewives with no HouseHusbands… will these single Housewives be fighting over the ever-available PoopyPiggyDisgustingDaddy (PT Housewife’s father)??
Oh, never mind that story line… the RHONY producers already have PoopyPigggyDaddy lined up with a much younger woman! BLEEEEECH!!
Let’s take a look at one of the funniest scenes from the RHONY… Luannie on a camel!!
(Thanks to SH readers “LB/GF” “PMG” “Jozy” and “PDM”!!)
In a recent
blah, blah, blah we’ve all heard the same story for years MediaBistro interview with RHONY’s Countless Luann de Lesseps, LuAnnie has planted the seed that her “reality” show is really REAL! LuAnnie states that SHE decides what part of her “reality” is seen by viewers:
“It’s a reality show, but it’s up to me to choose the reality I want to show,” explained LuAnn. NOTE: We all know that the Housewives franchises are producer driven. Be on the lookout for MORE Housewives to make similar statements!
Just can’t help it!!! LuAnnie on a camel:
PT Housewife says next season of the RHONY “is making massive changes, taking major turns, I can’t even believe it myself.” NOTE: That’s what ALL the HW’s say!
SH Poll Results…
OTHER HOUSEWIVES NEWS…
WHY those moronic Housewives buy twitter followers… more followers, more money they make to tweet! NOTE: Like the HWs shows, HWs tweets are all about their products!
(Thanks to SH readers “LB/GF” “JoBo” “BlueIvy” “Dave” “PMG” and “Sam”!!!)