“There’s Something About Harry” by Sandi Duffy I missed last weeks episode because I was on vacation in Long Beach Island, NJ. I didn’t run I into Teresa or Joe Guidice thankfully. Carole is throwing herself a big birthday party. … Continue reading →
After being swooned and then ditched at Carole’s birthday party, Sonja must confront both Harry and LuAnn about their alleged “night together.” Meanwhile, Kristen pulls some matrimonial strings to get a modeling job. Then, when Aviva returns to the group … Continue reading →
RHONY Preview: It’s three entrepreneurs against one ex-model. Tallmark gets no support whilst dining with HollaHeather and the two Joshes. Tallmark just wants a little bit of understanding… NOTE: Why would anyone get into the energy boost business when … Continue reading →
On the next RHONY: Anyone with an iota of a working brain cell would know that dressing like these “fashionable” rodeo visitors will definitely get one noticed. These chicks live in NYC and know how to spot a tourist in a … Continue reading →
ANOTHER RHONY TIFF… She called me BOSSY! Too bad PT Housewife has her life-threatening asthma to contend with… PT coulda whipped off her leg and beat the crap outta both of these Miserable in Montana moronic Housewives!
What every klassy womin should know… how to properly pee in the woods. First, take all your friends with you. What a shame that PT Housewife has such a bad case of asthma… she would have benefitted greatly from a proper peeing lesson!
“Go Yell It On The Mountain” by Sandi Duffy Part II of the NY Housewives degrading the state of Montana. Luann is sporting some major cameltoe. Did someone say “camel”?? Sonja is rearranging the refrigerator. Sonja tells the … Continue reading →
On tonight’s RHONY: The “fight” scene between LuAnnie and Sonja was so fake that even the Montana snakes stopped wiggling on the ground and bust out laughin’. Despite Sonja mentioning a person who will remain unmentionable on SH, this “fight” scene will be a classic for its obvious phony baloney fakery! Sonja blabs to everyone that camel-ridin’ Countless LuAnnie eats super-sized bags o’ chips!!
“Ten Gallon Spats” by Sandi Duffy The ladies are going to terrorize the beautiful state of Montana. Why Montana, why are you letting these women into your state? I love Montana and a big part of me wants to … Continue reading →
“Sex Lies And Facials” by Sandi Duffy So far, Sonja is drunk in Saratoga, Avery learns to drive, and Miss USA is at Luann’s charity fancy show. Apparently George slept with her. Raise your hand if you believe that story. … Continue reading →
Sonja Morgan shows up around the 2:35 mark in this AlexanderWang video featuring ChrisKattan as Mango… his character from SNL. Somehow, this is simply not funny. BFrankel and JasonHoppy have ended their child custody dispute… they will be co-parenting. … Continue reading →
“Win, Place or Sonja” by Sandi Duffy Omg! I just can’t with George and his “fiancé”. Aviva has his “engagement” party at the Museum of Sex. If I were Kristin, I would have slapped him in the face. And … Continue reading →
On tonight’s RHONY: Viewers are privy to the well-known NYC tourist destination known as the “Museum of Sex”… the establishment chosen by PT to celebrate her PoopyPiggySexAddictPervertDaddy’s engagement to phony fiancee, Cody. Sonja lets everyone know that she and Harry were once “together” and watch for Mario to exhibit behavior only shared with his mistress… BLEEEEECH!!
HollaHeather cleared up the HUGE mystery **insert sarcasm button** about Ramoaner ditchin’ the Berkshires on the WWHL AfterShow. If ONLY Ramoaner woulda made it an overnight visit, everything woulda been OK. NOTE: Oh, puh-leeze!! As if Ramoaner had any control over where she goes and what she does… she has an iron-clad Bravo contract!
“The Ramona Trap” by Sandi Duffy Is this going to be another Aviva-free episode? SCORE! The Berkshires are a lot more fun when Ramona leaves. Watching the ladies, especially Sonja, try to do yoga hungover is hilarious. Thankfully Aviva … Continue reading →
Ramoaner is blocked in at the restaurant and is forced to listen, as the NY Wives repeat the story of the alleged assault on Tallmark and Ramoaner’s flight from HollaHeather’sHouse. Note to Ramoaner: You coulda gone all Oklahoma on their azzes!!
NOTE: The Tallmark assault was totally PHONY. Where was the blood? Where was the cut lip? Watching the “Ramoaner hits Tallmark with Wine Glass” episode frame by frame, there was NO evidence of injury… NurseLuAnnie misdiagnosed!
On the RHONY: Everyone awakens somewhat hungover at HollaHeather’s house in preparation for a yoga class. NOTE: PT Housewife was at the yoga class, but was forced to leave while showing off during the “Limbs Akimbo… for prosthetics ONLY Yoga,” as PT was … Continue reading →
On the RHONY: Another “filler” scene showing these goofballs doin’ yoga. They coulda just done the “Tree” pose… or the “Cobra”… or a quick “Salute To The Sun” if they’re so damn hungover! Seriously, why do these HWs producers think that scenes like these are watchable OR funny?
On the RHONY: HollaHeather, on her way to somewhere else, diverts her excursion destination to see Tallmark in Central Park and chats about one of the most idiotic story lines and most dragged out story lines ever… Tallmark’s busted lip. Excuse moi, but where the hell IS Tallmark’s busted lip? There was not one drop of blood.. and no proof of even a fat lip. BUT… before the chit-chat goes to the NY Housewife elected this season for the bad edit, Ramoaner, HollaHeather starts lickin’ lil “Cashy’s” ice cream cone. UH, hello HollaHeather… couldn’t you buy your own???
RHONY HollaHeather and Tallmark in Central Park
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