HollaHeather Is Gonna Deck Amanda!

On tonight’s RHONY:  The WORST EVER storyline of any Housewives show, GHOSTWRITER, continues at Luannie’s house.  HollaHeather takes on AzzAmanda.  DECK her, HollaHeather… DECK HER!!

HeatherT, Tallmark And PTHousewife Talk About What’s To Come On The RHONY…

Could there BE any more BLEEEEEEECH! coming from PT Housewife??? PT ‘splains that her LEG will be gettin’ more air time on the RHONY when she goes back in time to catch up with the girl who was playing in the barn with her when PT wasn’t being looked after by her PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy… and got her leg caught in farm machinery.  PT also says that her PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy will be on more episodes of the RHONY with his “I’m engaged to my maid” story line.    NOTE:  Actually, PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy is “engaged” to a 25-year-old Miami nail tech!… DETAILS at SH August 2013.

RHONY Preview…

The word is “IN”EXCUSABLE… dumbazz.  These are supposed to be “educated” women?

 

 

RHONY: “Ghostwriter” Gets Gutsy, Gritty And Gross

On tonight’s RHONY:  The ghostwriter story arc bumps up to a higher level.  Carole Radziwill (Gutsy) calls PT Housewife “self absorbed”… Hmmmmm, where’d THAT come from??   Alliances are made as Sonja sympathizes with PT!  HeatherT (Gritty) moseys on over to Ramoaner’s (Gross) place to let her in on everything she missed after she bugged outta PT’s par-tay.  Tallmark seems dazed.

 

NOTE:  PT needs to take a few bottles of her own “medicine”…

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RHONY Preview: Heather And Kristen Go To Fitness Contest…

Tallmark is on the RHONY to push her husband’s energy drink, EBoost… and wears an EBoost t-shirt.  NOTE:  Why isn’t Heather carryin’ around a boxa Spanx YummieTummie girdles???

NameDroppin’ With Heather… And Kristen’s HouseHusband

On tonight’s RHONY:  The good old days…

GhostGate Continues With Carole Radziwill And PT Housewife!

On tonight’s RHONY:  MORE of the ghostwriter!!

NOTE:  ANOTHER Housewife book!  Heather Thomson says that she, too, had a book deal, but after meeting numerous times with her ghostwriter, put her book on the backburner… for now:  “Writing a book is not like writing a long email. I’m not doing it for a reason to go on the Today show. I would want to do it because I want to share my story. I want to share pointers about business. There’s too many angles. It’s almost more than one book!”

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK Preview: Carole’s Carefully Guarded Ghostwriter Gets Outted!! YIKES!!!

On tonight’s RHONY:  Carole’s ghostwriter is outted!!!

NOTE:  Don’t believe for a second that Carole has a ghostwriter.  Carole would have written about her ghostwriter in one of her books!!  Bytheway… we’re givin’ this “ghostwriter” story line a HUGE eye roll!

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Ramona Singer “Don’t Play For Cameras”…PT “Hates” Carole And Heather! PT Says Bravo Edited Her Book

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From TheNYDailyNews… Season six of “Real Housewives of New York” debuted Tuesday, but the show’s stars saved plenty of drama for Wednesday’s cast party, where the attire was business-cutthroat. Ramona Singer made sure that it’s known that she’s the only original … Continue reading

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WHAT THE HELL IS BRAVO DOING?

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We need a breather.   Bravo has done it again… and they did it to the Real Housewives of New York.  Again! How does Bravo expect viewers to be interested at all in the New York franchise when viewers are … Continue reading

PT HOUSEWIFE Accuses Carole Radziwill Of Ghostwriter… KristenTaekman, Heather Thomson Shocked!

On the next RHONY:

Let’s count how many Housewives have ghostwritten books!

We officially do not think that Carole Radziwill’s books are ghostwritten!  ‘Cause Carole woulda written that in one of her books…

MORE talk about ghostwriters…hate to tell Heather, but bein’ on the NYTimes BestSeller list nor being on Oprah doesn’t mean that the book isn’t ghostwritten…

RAMONA SINGER: On Today Show…Toldja “Divorce” Was RHONY PR Crap!

UPDATE:  Ramoaner tweets that this item is:

Ramona Singer ‏@ramonasinger   BEYOND ridiculous. Laughable.”

We all know that Ramoaner’s response means that we’re spot on with what’s said here!

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Good God… this was hard to watch!!!   “SHUT UP, RAMOANER”!!!  Ramoaner makes it VERY clear that nothing on the RHONY is scripted!  Yeah… OK, keep sayin’ THAT old line!

KathieLee brings up Raoamer’s divorce.  Hate to say “I told you so…” BUT… Around the 3:30 mark, Ramoaner says that just because you FILE for divorce doesn’t mean that you’re getting a divorce.  NOTE:  Every HWs franchise comes up with some chaos to draw attention to their show in the weeks before their new season premiere… the Singer divorce was the chaos for this season of the RHONY.   Look for upcoming photos of Mario and Ramoaner plastered everywhere… so happy that they’re staying together.

NOTE:  Ramoaner was also on the BFrankelShow saying the same about her “divorce”… the two of them (Ramoaner/Frankel) together was just waaaaay more annoying than this TodayShow video.  

Wonder how Silex feels about Kristen/Josh takin’ their place as the NY Housewife with two kids?  Will we be seein’ Kristen on “CouplesTherapy” or “MarriageWhatever”… the shows where old “reality” show cast members go to make that easy “reality” show money??

(Thanks to SH readers “Sloan” “anon” and “romo”!!!!)

HEATHER THOMSON Let’s Take A Tour! Heather’s Berkshires House!… VIDEO

Let’s take a look at Heather “YummieTummie” Thomson’s Berkshire’s getaway house!

Would take HeatherT’s house over any Hamptons, Malibu or Coto de Casa house!  HeatherT also gets points for NOT wearing ridiculous stilettos during her house tour…

RHONY Season Six, Episode One Preview: Carole Radziwill ‘Splains Russ Breakup

RHONY Episode One Preview… yawn.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: Season Six Preview…

Bravo is pullin’ out all the stops in preparation for the sixth season of the RHONY!

Will the addition of Kristen “Tallmark” Taekman be the answer to the RHONY’s sagging viewer interest?   OR… will Kristen’s presence and her much-publicized friendship with DrunkOtis be a detriment?

 

 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: Finally! A Truthful Intro!!

The RHONY Season Six intro…

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RHONY: What The New York Housewives Are Sayin’ About Ramona Singer… Idiotic Quotes And “BUY My Stuff”!!!… Who’s Writin’ This Stuff???

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It’s just soooooo coincidental that something always pops up in the PR part of the Housewives pre-season!  Let’s just see if Ramoaner and Mario actually get divorced… betcha that the Singers find themselves back together! Just checkin’ the RHONY twitter … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: It’s Official… RHONY Back For Season Six… March 11 at 9 pm

Just move around the players and give them some new lines… the RHONY premieres March 11 at 9 pm.  SH readers knew the RHONY were comin’ back in March and not February back in November!

 

Yes, PoopyPiggyDaddy will appear…

POOPY PIGGY DADDY… Goin' After Ramoaner This Season

POOPY PIGGY DADDY… Goin’ After Ramoaner This Season

LUANNIE DE LESSEPS, CAROLE RADZIWILL: Improv Classes Filmed Back in August… Will Be RHONY Story Line…

Read with great interest that CountlessLuAnnie has taken “comedy” classes at ThePIT (People’s Improv Theater) in NYC.  LuAnnie and Carole Radziwill will BOTH be featured doin’ their improv… the classes at ThePIT were filmed back in August.

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WE’RE FUNNY… AND THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!!

Is Heather Thomson pregnant… or is this just a bad angle???  More photos and details about last night’s “performance” from TheLaughButton

YES!! THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!!  NOT MY DENTIST, BUT A DENTIST… AND HE DIDN'T TEACH THE CLASS THAT YOU'RE GONNA SEE ON THE RHONY!

YES!! THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!! NOT MY DENTIST, BUT A DENTIST… AND HE DIDN’T TEACH THE CLASS THAT YOU’RE GONNA SEE ON THE RHONY!

Friends of SH used to teach at ThePIT… several years ago!!  However, they teached all they could teach at their time at ThePIT.  They have scattered to other parts to continue acting (MadMen) and to teach improv comedy!

But, we still have their very, VERY funny “Bridezillas” parody… from SH May 2012, which was shot right in Countless Luannie’s UWS neighborhood!!

Mary Magdalene is making wedding plans with Jesus’ mother…will Jesus’ REAL father show up for the wedding??   Watch carefully… at the 2:56 mark Jesus turns Joseph’s cup of water into a wonderful BloodyMary!!