RHONY Preview: Carole Pukes To Attract BoyMan… Sonja And LuAnnie Are BoyManMagnets

Sonja’s “boyfriend” brings date to party.  Carole was fit model for Jordache jeans… they only needed her from the waist down.

We give the RHONY 39398736300404047 HFKyles…

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

RHONY Trading Places…

Crankles is the only RHONY who doesn’t want to hop over to the hills of Beverly.  Crankles choice is ATL…

We give this very boring video 9983377634393937 Alec Baldwins…

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RHONY Preview: The NeverEnding Prepubescent Poaching

Will Sonja’s attractiveness to twenty-somethings ever fade? Will the twenty-somethings ditch Sonja after they learn that Sonja is broke?  Does anyone know what is attracting twenty-somethings to Carole? The voice, the face, the overall look… is there something that these twenty-somethings see that no one else sees?

RHONY Preview: Dueling Brunches

 

RHONY Preview: Bashing Sonja!

On the next RHONY, it’s time for some Sonja bashing!  Warning:  After effects of listening to Cranckles’ squeaky squealing voice include, but not limited to, broken bloody ear drums.

RHONY Preview: Off To LuAnnie’s New House… Ramoaner Moans

FYI to Ramoaner:  The leaves of flowers should never be immersed in water.   

 

 

RHONY Preview…

It’s more of the same…old ‘cougars’ going after the young help.  Frankel’s screeching should be preceded with a warning.  These people are simply contemptible dumbasses. 

NOTE:  You KNOW that the RHONY, or any HWs show, are on their death bed gasping for air when a Housewife proclaims this to be the best season ever!  (On her new look, DullDina Carole says that she went to a great dermatologist.  UM, yeah, OK Carole… we would believe you if your skin doctor was also a plastic surgeon and a dentist!)

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RHONY PREVIEW…

BFrankel says she didn’t like doing her talk show… well, surprise… no one watched BFrankel’s talk show.  Why Ellen kept pushing BleeeeechFrankel is a mystery.

Sonja gets the bad edit…

WHAT WERE THEY DRINKING??

HFKyle was out with BFrankel and CaroleRadziwill.  What were they drinking??

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NOTE:  Allegedly while in NYC, HFKyle and DrunkOtis were in the same Sephora store.  Allegedly, HFKyle bolted out of the store when DrunkO was spotted.  Really??  The NYC Sephora stores are huge enough for TEN Housewives!  We smell a pure PR story… 

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BFrankel Rules The RHONY…What The Hell Are They Wearing?

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BFrankel has taken over the RHONY.  BFrankel has assigned herself the “star” role in the RHONY pecking order.  As previously mentioned, BFrankel will be to blame when this season of the RHONY fails and praised IF this franchise lives after … Continue reading

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BFrankel Running The Show At RHONY And Pissing Off HWs! See BFrankel’s RHONY Audition Tape!

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NOTE:  BFrankel’s rules explained below are probably why SonjaMorgan took off to Phuket yesterday.  Quite strange, as the HWs go on the PR tour to push their new season six weeks before the premiere date… the RHONY premieres April 7. … Continue reading

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RHONY Season Seven Video Preview: Nothing New Here… Move Along!

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The best line is said by Sonja:  “I used to be classy… now I’m trashy.”     Hmmmm… did Sonja just awaken from a booze-soaked al-kee-hall coma to come to that realization?  How does Sonja’s daughter feel about her Mommy … Continue reading

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RHONY: What To Expect…ANOTHER Disappointing Season! Carole Says Housewives Are “Shallow” Yet Accepts $$$ To Be One!

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From NYDailyNews: NOTE:  How many times will this broken record re the RHONY be played???  Those “mystery sources” say that the RHONY is another disappointment.  Except for BFrankel.  These “mystery sources” should really get together before they issue their PR … Continue reading

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More Rumblings And Rumbles From The RHONY…Sonja’s Fashion Show Hijacked! BFrankel Not Compliant With Other RHONY!

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From NYPost:  NOTE:  Just another PR item slipped to the NYPost to up the anticipation of the new season of the RHONY.  Unfortunately, the RHONY should have been axed two seasons ago.  This is the last shot for the NYers; if … Continue reading

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A Picture Says A Thousand Words For The RHONY…

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NOTE:  This item would be passed over… except for the story told in these photos!  Pictures… from this PR item …say a thousand words.   BLEEEECH! BFrankel shows that she is totally detached from the other NY Housewives.  The Housewives don’t look … Continue reading

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RHONY New Season BORING! All Housewives On Good Behavior To Protect Their “Brands”!

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NOTE:  The ONLY reason the RHONY was not canceled was BFrankel agreeing to come back on the show.  The RHONY is now officially dead… because of MissAndy’s friend, BFrankel. Sources tell Confidenti@l that the filming of “The Real Housewives of … Continue reading

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BLEEECH! Frankel Causing Huge Problems On RHONY… MissAndy Took $$$ From Luannie and Ramoaner To Pay Frankel’s $250K PER Episode Salary Demand!

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Bethenny Frankel seems to have forgotten how to be a “Housewife” during her absence from the reality show. Confidenti@l is told that the returning star of the “Real Housewives of New York” — who’s not actually a Housewife anymore — … Continue reading

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MORE BS From MissAndy: Explains BFrankel’s Return And PT Housewife’s Departure (Not Really)… Buy His New Book For The Answers!

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“The thing transpired in her kitchen…I went over there to convince her to come back to the show and she had different ideas about things she wanted to do…I kind of said, ‘I don’t think that those are good ideas.’ … Continue reading

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Which Housewife Took Over After TeresaGiudice Was Cut From “Girl’s Night Out”?

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Who is the Housewife that was roped into taking over TeresaGiudice’s highly publicized appearance last night at the Indianapolis CircleCentreMall? As you know, Teresa’s PR people thought they could sneak Teresa past the glare of public opinion even after Teresa … Continue reading

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MORE On RHONY Cast Shakeup… Ramoaner Demoted… Building Around HollaHeather, Carole And Tallmark

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From NYDailyNews… “The Real Housewives of New York City” has reportedly cast off one of its Housewives.  Aviva Drescher has been fired and her co-star, Ramona Singer, has been demoted to a recurring role, similar to LuAnn De Lesseps, who … Continue reading

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Model Helena Christiansen Scoffs At Invite To Be RHONY Housewife! PTHousewife Out!

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From NYPost… Perhaps because Aviva Drescher threw her fake leg across a restaurant last season, supermodel Helena Christensen has turned down a starring role in “The Real Housewives of New York City.” We’re told the Danish beauty and photographer was … Continue reading

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MissAndy To Resuscitate RHONY

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From NYDailyNews… After Andy was pushed out of his executive role at Bravo he took a back seat on ‘Housewives’ and focused on his own show. Now we’re told Bravo is begging him to return to the struggling RHONY franchise, … Continue reading

Carole And Kristen Get Dumped… On!!

These two have to do SOMETHING to stay relevant!  Watch as Carole screams seconds before a drop of water connects with her head…

NOTE: Dumping water on someone’s head to get $10?  How about just writing a check?  

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Carole’s BravoBlog…

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Waiter, We’re done. Reality Check Please When Harry met Sonja. Twenty years ago they dated, he cheated, she kicked him out. They remained friends with a few benefits. But unlike the sweeter romantic-comedy version, Harry doesn’t run through the cold … Continue reading