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Housewives Guide To Their Day Off Looks…

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Jeffrey Slonim from AllureMagazine asked the Housewives about their preferred look during their down time.  The answers from these “highly educated” low IQ Housewives showed that some of them didn’t even understand the question. Bethenny Frankel (The Real Housewives of New … Continue reading

RHONY Preview: The Neverending Bad Story Line… Carole’s “Sonja Young” Boyfriend

Last season the neverending phony story line was Carole’s ghostwriter.  This season it’s Carole’s “boyfriend.”  Will Carole’s “boyfriend” stick around longer than Carole’s former phony boyfriend, Russ Irwin?  Can’t you see the immediate chemistry between the two as Carole reached for the refrigerator??  No?  Can anyone see the chemistry?? Anyone??    

RHONY Preview: Ramoaner’s Party… Crankles’ Therapy Session

What’s with Carl’s headgear?  What’s with Sonja’s psychic “lifestyle”?  What’s with Crankles decibel breaking voice??

Crankles’ mother is still living… seems like she forgot that fact.

RHONY Dance Off At The Borgata

If you missed it, this is the required dance scene from last night’s RHONY.  Carl says with the body she has, she should have chosen to be a stripper.  Has anyone told Carl that she can still make that career choice??  And Sonja gets slammed again by Crankles…

LuAnnie Calls A TwitterTruce With Carl … Wants To “Move On” To Be In A “Better Place”

Luannie says that her twitter trash talk with Carl is over.   We knew Luannie and Carl couldn’t keep up the amusing trash tweeting about Carl’s phony baloney fry cook boyfriend… who will be dumped before the RHONY reunion show as all phony HWs boyfriends are… for much longer: 

IT'S ALL FOR THE SHOW…

IT’S ALL FOR THE SHOW…

RHONY Preview: Carole Shuts Down LuAnnie… Crankles Shuts Down Sonja

Carole needs acting lessons and Crankles needs some professional help.  ALL these chicks need more than a Xanax… 

Better than Xanax… here’s the Countess on a camel:

 

 

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The Tweets…

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Isn’t she special?? And such a sophisticate!!  A real woman of letters!   The ridiculous feud between LuAnnie and CaroleR over some guy who can grill a steak.  How cute that LuAnnie hired someone to tweet for her!   LuAnnie … Continue reading

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CaroleR And AlanThicke On WWHL… And MissAndy’s Agenda

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MissAndy… totally uninformed.  The calls into WWHL are carefully handpicked by Nazi Diedre and her crew; the questions are screened and molded into words which will then be passed on to MissAndy.  Most of the time, the original question is … Continue reading

CaroleR Says Luannie Is A Hater and Liar…

Carole… who definitely had some dental work done… tells her side of the lame LuAnnie’s niece breakup story.  Carole says that LuAnnie is not particular about her dating requirements…

For some needed comic relief waaay far away from the HWs bellicose behavior… LuAnnie on a camel:

Carole and LuAnnie Discuss The Kitchen Help

Seriously??  Dumb, dumb and more dumb.  LeeRadzi must be cringing that her dtr-in-law is interested in the kitchen help.

RHONY Preview: Sonja’s Confused… ‘Rinda’s Bemused… Tallmark Schmoozed… Carole Boozed

Sonja is confused about her ‘brand’…and then there’s the required sex talk:

‘Rinda says Crankles is “different”…

RHONY Preview: The Birthday Party Arguing Aftermath… Scares Dorinda!

Crankles devolves the conversation about her birthday party into another who invited whom.  How could MissAndy have thought bringing Crankles back was a good idea?

We’re giving this preview 998464635353 LuAnnie on a camel… one of the rare enjoyable scenes from the RHONY!

RHONY Preview: Carole Pukes To Attract BoyMan… Sonja And LuAnnie Are BoyManMagnets

Sonja’s “boyfriend” brings date to party.  Carole was fit model for Jordache jeans… they only needed her from the waist down.

We give the RHONY 39398736300404047 HFKyles…

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

RHONY Trading Places…

Crankles is the only RHONY who doesn’t want to hop over to the hills of Beverly.  Crankles choice is ATL…

We give this very boring video 9983377634393937 Alec Baldwins…

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RHONY Preview: The NeverEnding Prepubescent Poaching

Will Sonja’s attractiveness to twenty-somethings ever fade? Will the twenty-somethings ditch Sonja after they learn that Sonja is broke?  Does anyone know what is attracting twenty-somethings to Carole? The voice, the face, the overall look… is there something that these twenty-somethings see that no one else sees?

RHONY Preview: Dueling Brunches

 

RHONY Preview: Bashing Sonja!

On the next RHONY, it’s time for some Sonja bashing!  Warning:  After effects of listening to Cranckles’ squeaky squealing voice include, but not limited to, broken bloody ear drums.

RHONY Preview: Off To LuAnnie’s New House… Ramoaner Moans

FYI to Ramoaner:  The leaves of flowers should never be immersed in water.   

 

 

RHONY Preview…

It’s more of the same…old ‘cougars’ going after the young help.  Frankel’s screeching should be preceded with a warning.  These people are simply contemptible dumbasses. 

NOTE:  You KNOW that the RHONY, or any HWs show, are on their death bed gasping for air when a Housewife proclaims this to be the best season ever!  (On her new look, DullDina Carole says that she went to a great dermatologist.  UM, yeah, OK Carole… we would believe you if your skin doctor was also a plastic surgeon and a dentist!)

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RHONY PREVIEW…

BFrankel says she didn’t like doing her talk show… well, surprise… no one watched BFrankel’s talk show.  Why Ellen kept pushing BleeeeechFrankel is a mystery.

Sonja gets the bad edit…

WHAT WERE THEY DRINKING??

HFKyle was out with BFrankel and CaroleRadziwill.  What were they drinking??

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NOTE:  Allegedly while in NYC, HFKyle and DrunkOtis were in the same Sephora store.  Allegedly, HFKyle bolted out of the store when DrunkO was spotted.  Really??  The NYC Sephora stores are huge enough for TEN Housewives!  We smell a pure PR story… 

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BFrankel Rules The RHONY…What The Hell Are They Wearing?

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BFrankel has taken over the RHONY.  BFrankel has assigned herself the “star” role in the RHONY pecking order.  As previously mentioned, BFrankel will be to blame when this season of the RHONY fails and praised IF this franchise lives after … Continue reading