RHONJ Pre-Reunion Fashions: Who Cares!?!

Who cares about NJ “fashion”… Teresa’s look at MissAndy around the :17 mark is the only redeeming part of this typical pre-reunion questioning.  And, what would a reunion be if MissAndy didn’t make a comment about Housewives boobs??

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RHONJ Twins Talk Gotti…

RHONJ Twins said Gotti is a has been and more… however, they don’t say that they will confront her over the Rino rumor.  Nice to see Rino and phony boyfriend Bobby in the audience!

RHONJ Share The Best Tweets They’ve Ever Gotten…

SaintZinaLaurita is just sooooo desirable… the only tweets she gets are nasty sex tweets from all the guys who are after her.  TeresaJoodice says that she just spends five minutes on her ghostwritten twitter.  Ambuh gets tweets about her really bad makeup and blames it on lighting…

NJ Wives Want Danielle Back!!

Pretty sure that Danielle is the ONLY NJ Housewife who hasn’t been back… not many EX-NJ Wives to choose from!!  Watch as MelissaGorga says that she doesn’t know too much about Danielle ’cause she wasn’t around.  Soooo… MeGo is claiming that she didn’t watch the RHONJ?

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Reaction To FelonTeresa’s Sentence… Sobbing, No Tears!

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Those brilliant sound effects technician people at Bravo threw in some major sobbing for ChineseBubbaJax!  Watch as she breaks down after hearing that Teresa will be spending time in the clink… but, no tears!!

KomaKathy Says To Teresa … “Write My Blurb”!!

As if the RHONJ could not get any more boring than this season… along comes the deleted scenes!  KomaKathy is pissed that Teresa’s having problems writing a blurb for her dessert tome!

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After Sentencing SitDown With Giudices And MissAndy… The Lost Footage

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Teresa has learned a new word:  malicious.  She’s been throwing that word around in every interview she’s done!  ‘Cause even though she may now admit just a little bit that she may have done something to land herself in a … Continue reading

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After Sentencing SitDown With The Giudices And MissAndy… The Lost Footage Part II

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What will Teresa teach her four beautiful daughters from her bankruptcy fraud experience?  Teresa will tell them to READ and understand contracts before putting their JohnHancock on the bottom line.  Once again, Teresa shifts the blame to her being dumb … Continue reading

FIRST LOOK AT RHONJ REUNION SHOW: TeresaGiudice Walks Off… Says It’s Her Last Reunion Show

The HouseHusbands even have to muck up the reunion shows… what, no BigGayRosie?  Lovely Bride of Frankenstein hair on SaintZina!  Melissa calls out SaintZina on her “family” values…

Will VictoriaGotti crash the reunion show waving the “truthful” results from her polygraph test??

RHONJ First Look: Teresa/Melissa’s Fake Friendship; SaintZina’s “Charity”

Teresa goes to court… and her PrisonPrepper’s face is blurred out!!  The newly-kind-to-Teresa-Melissa pays a morning visit to the Giudice house, bringing coffee and kids.  The kids are told to “stick by each other no matter what”… totally disingenuous coming from these two!   SaintZina starts arrangements for her “charity”…

 

RHONJ Finale Preview: Twins Tell TeresaG To Stop Gossiping… And Call Her Stoopid!!

Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky!!!  The RHONJ is finally over!!  SaintZina’s reason for returning to the RHONJ gets some attention… instead of the PoscheFashionShow, the finale brawl takes place at a booooooring Ladybug event where the twins confront Teresa about her gossiping and call her stoopid!!!    KomaKathy and MelissaGorga make their useless cameo appearances…

JoeGiudice Whacks Courthouse Cameraman

 

Teresa And Joe Giudice Walk Into Court … Opinions Overflow!

RHONJ Preview:  Everyone has an opinion re the Giudices… RancidRichie and KomaKathy look especially sympathetic!  Noticeably absent from commenting on the Giudices are ChineseBubbaJax and CrookedChris…

Giudices Living Separate Lives? Kids Don’t Lie…

Little kids don’t lie…

How YOU Can Be Just Like The RHONJ …

The low-IQ subhumans of New Jersey think very highly of themselves.  The most laughable of this crew is SaintZina who gives “sex” tips.  Did SaintZina get her “advice” from interactions with Tommy or from listening to 50ShadesOfGrey on a continuous audiobook loop?

RHONJ Finale Preview: It’s All About The Felons!

Poor SaintZina!  Her grand ladybug event gets upstaged by the Giudice’s sentencing… and, how is JoeyOrgan building a house without a license?

Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky… this rotten season of the RHONJ is finally OVER! 

A Past Look At The Future! With FelonTeresa And KomaKathy!

Stumbled upon this while looking for something else!!  Who says that Teresa won’t be able to do her own hair when she goes away??

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RHONJ Preview Part I: BigGayRosie Wins In ‘Marry, Shag, Kill’… KomaKathy Makes Kanolli; RancidRichie Is Crude… Melissa Lunches Ambien

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RHONJ Preview Part I:  In this scene filmed after the real filming of the RHONJ stopped to include the come back of AsianBubbaJax to boost ratings, everyone meets up at KomaKathy’s house to discuss AGAIN the never ending Mommy rumor. … Continue reading

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RHONJ Preview Part II: Bobby’s Intentions For Nicole … AsianBubbaJax Has Another CryFest… Gang Up On TeresaGiudice

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Part II:  Bobby tells of his intention to marry Nicole… or is it Ta-Ressa?  After their first encounter at Dunkin’ Donuts, Bobby says that he cannot imagine his life without her.  Is this for real or is Bobby tryin’ to … Continue reading

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Watch As TeresaGiudice Shuts Up Juicy On His DUI… Describes JoeyOrgan As “Hysterical”… Which Housewives Sent Messages?

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On the LAST (Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky!) part of MissAndy’s lightweight probing into Teresa and Joe Giudice on WWHL, Teresa reveals that her brother, JoeyOrgan, will NOT have a hand in raising her … Continue reading