On next week’s RHONJ… JuicyJoe don’t care what he wears to a “first responder” party thrown by Nicole and her bad-gifting boyfriend, Bobby. Juicy dons a suit so others can determine his occupation. How original. The most interesting part … Continue reading →
MeGo tries to redeem herself from those nasty rumors started by BulldogBryan by sharing gossip she heard from the chick who’s married to the ScammerEmbezzelingPhonyWhistleblower about one of the twin chicks. After those twins go after Amber, all three of them … Continue reading →
In an upcoming episode of the RHONJ, TreeJoodice is provided a reading by “psychic” James Van Praagh. VanPraagh tells Tree that he sees trouble for JuicyJoe and that Tree will be OK. It doesn’t take a phony baloney “psychic” … Continue reading →
ScammerJim can’t be around FelonJuicy and it doesn’t take a “psychic” to know that da Joodice’s aren’t getting off on their charges. If you don’t know about new-to-RHONJ ScammerJim, read about him HERE.
Takin’ a tour of TA-ressa’s house. Along the way, this moronic Housewife makes up a word “orientated,” calls Mt. Vesuvius “Vesuvia,” includes a bedroom scene with her HouseHusband… and makes sure to mention that her house is fully paid off:
Ta-ress-a’s House Tour
TA-ressa’s HouseHusband and his restaurant, Angelo’s:
Can TreeJoodice complete a sentence?? Just ONE sentence? Tree says she is intent on focusing on her family, after being asked about her legal problems. We all know Tree’s very focused on makin’ as many pit stops at NJ dive … Continue reading →
Don’t get all excited thinking that these chicks are gonna spill anything re Sunday’s Season Six premiere of the RHONJ… ’cause they don’t! DullDina clams up when asked about TreeJoodice. We all know that Dina is smack in the middle … Continue reading →
RHONJ Season Six, Episode One “What A Difference A Plea Makes”… premieres Sunday: Teresa Giudice and her husband, Joe, fight to keep their family intact as they embark on a very public legal battle for their freedom. Fortunately, Teresa has … Continue reading →
NOTE: This item was originally posted April 21, 2014. MeGo held a Q&A session at the Tampa Home and Garden Show in April 2014, where the emcee was waaay too excited in her introduction of Mego. The almost 20-minute chit-chat … Continue reading →
“I’m not Wiccan or anything crazy. I do rituals with the sun and the moon and the seasons. I’m usually naked,” says DimbulbDina. “And I do it at night. And depending on where the sun and the stars are and everything, you do different rituals to bring on good things.” NOTE: Watch out Dina… CreepyCarlton gonna beat yer azz.
MANZOID Is A White Witch
We’re givin’ DumbAzzDina and her mystical spiritual crap 383846354,388364543 eye rolls:
We really didn’t care why DumbDina left the RHONJ… ’cause everyone knows the REAL story of why she scooted out when she did. However, if you listen closely, you will hear Dina saying that the Tree table flip was orchestrated and phony. Dina says that she could not understand how everyone could be laughin’ and drinkin’ at the bar after the table flip… obviously, DumbDina wasn’t privy to how that orchestrated scene would play out beforehand!
What would the RHONJ be without a scene about Joey Organ’s organ? What would ANY Housewives show be without the fight at a dinner party? Luckily, this dinner par-tay scene will be the last of KomaKathy and her disgusting pervert HouseHusband, RancidRichie. BigGayRosie shows up 30 lbs lighter… maybe BGR can squeeze a spinoff about her weight loss from MissAndy. To round things out, the HouseHusbands get into “disagreements.” Oh yeah… James van Praagh tells Tree something that everyone already knows and lil Gia is featured cryin’ her eyes out for her Daddy. How much lower will Bravo stoop? Never mind…we all know the answer.
More of the same from the RHONJ… just the players are different. Amber has taken MeGo’s place as the troublemaker; but, when it comes to takin’ sides, Amber aligns with the twin Napolitanos. Tree and MeGo are now best friends…’cause they’re FAMBLY! Amazing what a producer-induced Housewives’ script can do!