The RHONJ are trying their best to keep themselves relevant… as is the norm for any cast members, whether they’ve been on the show for five minutes or five years. The latest from the NewJersey crew to let everyone know … Continue reading →
JuicyJoe and Tree Giudice have re-listed their $2.99 million, 10,000-square-foot mini-mansion located in Montville NJ. The Joodice’s are desperate to downsize their family’s lavish lifestyle since they still owe $214,588 of court ordered restitution and are keeping the asking price to … Continue reading →
Joe sat down with “Extra” at his home in Towaco, New Jersey. He told us he misses Teresa every day, and that the girls communicate with her via email. “They email her all the time… every day, so, they email more … Continue reading →
MissyGorga was on VH1’s BigMorningBuzz trying to push her junky jewelry yesterday, and as usual, the topic of FELONTeresa was broached by NickLachey. (Nick is a surprisingly excellent interviewer!) And, as usual, Missy has those lines about FELONTree memorized… Missy … Continue reading →
BEFORE getting to Missy…does she really think that she was asked for ID because the bartender thought she was under 21??? Is she that dumb that she doesn’t know about bartenders complimenting age for bigger tips?? NOTE: Before a guest … Continue reading →
From the 2013 SH archives! It’s JoeyOrgan telling BFrankel that he doesn’t change diapers… but, Missy explains that JoeyO makes up for the dislike for diaper changing in so many other ways. And, look who’s also there… newly pregnant Traci … Continue reading →
MissyGorga on WWHL last night giving an update on how it’s all going for her… and JoeyOrgan…and Tree… and JuicyJoe. Missy shared nothing which was not already known… per Bravo/MissAndy’s rules and regulations. MissAndy failed to question Missy on what she’ll be doing after she gets da BravoBoot…
We took a brief respite from asking “Whatever Happened To Melissa Gorga’s Fabulous Singing Career”… but, the question STILL haunts us. How could Missy, who has a burning desire to share with the entire world her life’s passion… the passion which has been on display since her daddy perched her on a coffee table and made her perform… SUDDENLY and with NO warning, not even warning her rabid fans, just STOP lip synching singing??? Missy says that her fans have stuck with her and she wants to continue to stick with her fans in the talking segment of this not-even-lip-synching “performance” at “Red, Hot And Blue 2013″! Did JohnnyWright drop Missy from his big-star stable of vocalists?? Did Missy fail to pay her backup dancers? Did JoeyOrgan decide to spend the last few dollars the Gorgas had on black hairspray paint instead of repairing the beaver-gnawed basement recording studio?? We wanna know!!!
Nearly two weeks after starting her prison sentence, Teresa Giudice was finally able to reunite with her HouseHusband and her four beautiful dawters and E! News has all of the exclusive details. “They were amazed at how good she looks,” a source close … Continue reading →
In the latest mystery blurb about FELONTeresa, she is working in the laundry and isn’t liking it. Teresa doesn’t like touching other people’s dirty underwear… it’s skeevy. Teresa really wanted a job in the Danbury kitchen: “She really was hoping … Continue reading →
UNBELIEVABLE… THE PR GAME TO FLIP TREE JOODICE INTO A SOLID CITIZEN WHO ONLY THINKS ABOUT BEING A MOMMY CONTINUES! TREE SEES HERSELF AS A JUDGE ON A COOKING SHOW…
“I wake up every morning and I live for them. My daughters are my world and now you’re going to make me cry.” Oh Boo-Hoo-Dee-Hoo-Hoo!
(Thanks “anon” “PDM” and “Jozy”!!)
This info is from a former Danbury inmate. The report stating that Tree entered Danbury with cash and her rosary simply proves what a total dumbass she and/or her advisers are:
Cash is not necessary and will be confiscated. It’s best to go in with a US Postal Service money order as they are widely accepted in all prisons (federal and state). Additionally, don’t let anyone know that you have money. Pretend that you’re poor and penniless. That way there’s no danger of other prisoners trying to extort money from you. NOTE: This tip will not work for Teresa!
Don’t trust anyone. That goes for guards, other prison officials, and the person in the cell next door. If someone is being nice to you, ask yourself “What’s in it for her?” They almost always have some hidden motive that you don’t know about. In prison, nothing is free.
HONESTLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE…as were the reports of TreeJoodice skiing! Dumb and Dumber’s New Year’s Resolutions are to cut down on carbs and to build up their butts. Simply proof of how moronic these Housewives really are.
“Bringing the party to Orlando FL!” Says Johnny Wright…
FF to around the :28 mark…In 2011, Melissa explains her passion and “On Display”! Missy also slams RHONY LuAnnie…
Melissa Gorga… Talks About the Meaning of “On Display”
NOTE: For anyone who thinks that Melissa is too old to participate in JohnnyWright’s PopNationTour… keep in mind that Melissa did the tour in Orlando two years ago when she was 36 (or around that age)!!
SaintZina shows her years of “professional” designer experience by making shiny things on a stick and re-uses a cough drop box…and Tree displays her vast cooking experience by making tomato toast. Half of the video consists of outtakes revealing how moronically passive/aggressive they are. Happy New Year, Tree…
AAAHHHH…. the good old days!!! Christmas at the Joodices was brought up at the RHONJ reunion show. Melissa says that Juicy called her “raccoon eyes” and Tree says Juicy wasn’t talking about Melissa (which he WAS), but he was talking about KomaKathy!!
Tree makes pizzelle ice cream SANGwiches covered in sprinkles (take THAT Melissa!!) with some sloppy gloppy not-her-personal-gelato ice cream…for her four beautiful dawters because sweets are so much fun! Sweets make you happy!!
FELONTeresa Makes IceCreamSangwiches
For WHOM exactly is Teresa making these kindergarten-level instructional cooking videos? OOPS… was that question answered within the question? What’s next for Teresa… a video making toast? Correction to FELONTeresa’s cooking advice: if you are using heavier candies in which to roll your ice cream sandwiches, do NOT use harder ice cream. Use slightly softened ice cream, roll in candies, immediately cover and put in freezer.
In case you missed the video for GiaJoodice’s GirlGroup paid for by TWO “corporate sponsors”… here is the overly produced video done by a “reality” show daughter and her thrown-together-by-a-manager “friends”:
All we gotta say is WHERE THE HELL WAS HORSE-STOMPIN’ AUNT MELISSA to give these 13-year-olds some of those dance lessons learned from Chris Judd?? AND, which one is Gia?
“Fabulous Fred stops by to review Melissa Gorga’s Christmas party/event… FabFred said that the party would be at least $50,000… and that was with schlubs for servers. If Melissa goes with attractive servers who can speak, FabFred’s gonna add another $10,000! Who has a step and repeat at a private Christmas house party???”
How much money are the Gorgas going to spend on their fabulous annual Christmas party this year??