WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To JoeyOrgan’s Secretary?

Watch the excruciatingly bad acting by MeGo as she questions JoeyOrgan about his “secretary”!  Whatever happened to JoeyOrgan’s secretary… and his business… and his office?  WE WANNA KNOW!!! 

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To MeGo’s Singing Career? See Her New Boobs!!

LOOK AT MY NEW BOOBS!!

LOOK AT MY NEW BOOBS!!

In honor and reverence to MeGo’s new boobs, we’re taking a look back the “accidental” discovery of her voice for WhateverWednesday!!   See MeGo’s original nose and her original boobs … from 2011:

(Thanks “romo” and “cmhr”!!)

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JIM MARCHESE: Rec’d $10.2 Million Total For Whistleblowing… Says Bravo Should Have Backed Off Joodice’s Legal Problems

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The RHONJ are trying their best to keep themselves relevant… as is the norm for any cast members, whether they’ve been on the show for five minutes or five years. The latest from the NewJersey crew to let everyone know … Continue reading

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JUICY JOE RE-LISTS MONTVILLE MARBLE MAUSOLEUM… Still Desperate To Sell!

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JuicyJoe and Tree Giudice have re-listed their $2.99 million, 10,000-square-foot mini-mansion located in Montville NJ.  The Joodice’s are desperate to downsize their family’s lavish lifestyle since they still owe $214,588 of court ordered restitution and are keeping the asking price to … Continue reading

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JuicyJoe Speaks! Tells What’s Goin’ On With His PrisonWife… Says He’s NOT No Criminal!

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Joe sat down with “Extra” at his home in Towaco, New Jersey. He told us he misses Teresa every day, and that the girls communicate with her via email. “They email her all the time… every day, so, they email more … Continue reading

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MissyG On BMB: Tried To Push Jewelry; Asked About FELONTree! … Missy Can’t Spell Braciole… Missy LIED!! Jewelry Made In CHINA, Not NYC!

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MissyGorga was on VH1’s BigMorningBuzz trying to push her junky jewelry yesterday, and as usual, the topic of FELONTeresa was broached by NickLachey.  (Nick is a surprisingly excellent interviewer!)  And, as usual, Missy has those lines about FELONTree memorized… Missy … Continue reading

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Missy Forced To Talk About Tree As She Tries To Push Her Crappy Jewelry! AND… Asked For ID To Drink?!?

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BEFORE getting to Missy…does she really think that she was asked for ID because the bartender thought she was under 21???  Is she that dumb that she doesn’t know about bartenders complimenting age for bigger tips?? NOTE:  Before a guest … Continue reading

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Did Gorgas “Suggest” Homewrecker Traci Barber For RHONJ? WATCH Appearance Of Gorgas With TikiBarber And New Pregnant Wife On 2013 BFrankel Show…

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From the 2013 SH archives! It’s JoeyOrgan telling BFrankel that he doesn’t change diapers… but, Missy explains that JoeyO makes up for the dislike for diaper changing in so many other ways. And, look who’s also there… newly pregnant Traci … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To JoeyOrgan’s Secretary?

There is some excruciatingly bad acting by MissyG as she questions JoeyOrgan about his “secretary”!  Whatever happened to JoeyOrgan’s secretary… and his business… and his office?

MissyGorga On WWHL…

MissyGorga on WWHL last night giving an update on how it’s all going for her… and JoeyOrgan…and Tree… and JuicyJoe.  Missy shared nothing which was not already known… per Bravo/MissAndy’s rules and regulations.  MissAndy failed to question Missy on what she’ll be doing after she gets da BravoBoot…

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY… Whatever Happened To “Sexy” MelissaGorga Posing For Record Covers?

EVERYONE WANTS SEXY MISSY… BUT, SHE’S JOEY ORGAN’S!!

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s “Singing” Career?

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We took a brief respite from asking “Whatever Happened To Melissa Gorga’s Fabulous Singing Career”… but, the question STILL haunts us.  How could Missy, who has a burning desire to share with the entire world her life’s passion… the passion which has been on display since her daddy perched her on a coffee table and made her perform… SUDDENLY and with NO warning, not even warning her rabid fans, just STOP lip synching singing???   Missy says that her fans have stuck with her and she wants to continue to stick with her fans in the talking segment of this not-even-lip-synching “performance” at “Red, Hot And Blue 2013″!  Did JohnnyWright drop Missy from his big-star stable of vocalists??  Did Missy fail to pay her backup dancers? Did JoeyOrgan decide to spend the last few dollars the Gorgas had on black hairspray paint instead of repairing the beaver-gnawed basement recording studio??  We wanna know!!!

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! IT’S A CLASSIC…

It’s hard to believe that MelissaGorga simply threw away all of her God-given talent when the RHONJ went on hiatus!  

Missy threw away her vocal talent, which she cultivated since a very young child, to sell bold and glamorous cheap junk jewelry… she’s now a “designer” for the Housewives “buy my stuff” channel, HSN!

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WHO IS THE SNEAKIEST CREEPIEST PEEPER??

CREEPER CHRIS?

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MOHAMMERHEAD?

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VINCE VAN PEEPIN’?

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FEBUS DOIN’ SOME SNEAKY CREEPY PEEPIN’

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(Thanks “romo”!!)

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JOODICE’S GO TO JAIL…To Visit Mom! A Day At Danbury…

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Nearly two weeks after starting her prison sentence, Teresa Giudice was finally able to reunite with her HouseHusband and her four beautiful dawters and E! News has all of the exclusive details. “They were amazed at how good she looks,” a source close … Continue reading

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TERESA PRISON UPDATE: Working In Skeevy Danbury Laundry… Tree Wanted Kitchen Duty!

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In the latest mystery blurb about FELONTeresa, she is working in the laundry and isn’t liking it.  Teresa doesn’t like touching other people’s dirty underwear… it’s skeevy.  Teresa really wanted a job in the Danbury kitchen: “She really was hoping … Continue reading

TREE TELLS HER STORY… We’ve Heard It All Before!

UNBELIEVABLE… THE PR GAME TO FLIP TREE JOODICE INTO A SOLID CITIZEN WHO ONLY THINKS ABOUT BEING A MOMMY CONTINUES!  TREE SEES HERSELF AS A JUDGE ON A COOKING SHOW…

“I wake up every morning and I live for them. My daughters are my world and now you’re going to make me cry.”  Oh Boo-Hoo-Dee-Hoo-Hoo!


(Thanks “anon” “PDM” and “Jozy”!!)

This info is from a former Danbury inmate.  The report stating that Tree entered Danbury with cash and her rosary simply proves what a total dumbass she and/or her advisers are:

  • Cash is not necessary and will be confiscated. It’s best to go in with a US Postal Service money order as they are widely accepted in all prisons (federal and state).  Additionally, don’t let anyone know that you have money. Pretend that you’re poor and penniless. That way there’s no danger of other prisoners trying to extort money from you.  NOTE:  This tip will not work for Teresa!  
  • Don’t trust anyone. That goes for guards, other prison officials, and the person in the cell next door. If someone is being nice to you, ask yourself “What’s in it for her?” They almost always have some hidden motive that you don’t know about. In prison, nothing is free.

Dumb And Dumber…

HONESTLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE…as were the reports of TreeJoodice skiing!  Dumb and Dumber’s New Year’s Resolutions are to cut down on carbs and to build up their butts.  Simply proof of how moronic these Housewives really are.

(Thanks @rachel and “Lori”!!)

RHONJ Twins "ran into" Teresa At Ski Resort...

RHONJ Twins “ran into” Teresa At Ski Resort…

Whatever Wednesday… Whatever Happened To Melissa’s “Singing” Career???

“Bringing the party to Orlando FL!”   Says Johnny Wright…

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Where’s MelissaGorga?  

 FF to around the :28 mark…In 2011, Melissa explains her passion and “On Display”!  Missy also slams RHONY LuAnnie…

NOTE:  For anyone who thinks that Melissa is too old to participate in JohnnyWright’s PopNationTour… keep in mind that Melissa did the tour in Orlando two years ago when she was 36 (or around that age)!!

 

Tacky And Trashy’s New Year’s Eve Video!

SaintZina shows her years of “professional” designer experience by making shiny things on a stick and re-uses a cough drop box…and Tree displays her vast cooking experience by making tomato toast.  Half of the video consists of outtakes revealing how moronically passive/aggressive they are.  Happy New Year, Tree…

 

Another Christmas Memory From The New Jersey Crew!!

AAAHHHH…. the good old days!!!  Christmas at the Joodices was brought up at the RHONJ reunion show.  Melissa says that Juicy called her “raccoon eyes” and Tree says Juicy wasn’t talking about Melissa (which he WAS), but he was talking about KomaKathy!!

Whatever Wednesday! Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Singing Dream?

In our continuing quest to find the answer to “Whatever happened to Melissa Gorga’s dream of being a singing superstar?”… we present another example of Melissa’s angelic crystal clear voice:

How could Melissa just quit her life long passion?  How could Melissa leave the many fans of her lip syncing singing in the dust?

FELONTreeJoodice Makes Ice Cream SANGwiches Wit Sprinkles!

Tree makes pizzelle ice cream SANGwiches covered in sprinkles (take THAT Melissa!!) with some sloppy gloppy not-her-personal-gelato ice cream…for her four beautiful dawters because sweets are so much fun!  Sweets make you happy!! 

For WHOM exactly is Teresa making these kindergarten-level instructional cooking videos?    OOPS… was that question answered within the question?   What’s next for Teresa… a video making toast?   Correction to FELONTeresa’s cooking advice:  if you are using heavier candies in which to roll your ice cream sandwiches, do NOT use harder ice cream.  Use slightly softened ice cream, roll in candies, immediately cover and put in freezer.

(Thanks “Cindy”!!!)

GIA’S GIRL GROUP VIDEO: Over Produced And Over Loooong! Where Was AuntMelissa To Teach Them DanceMoves?

In case you missed the video for GiaJoodice’s GirlGroup paid for by TWO “corporate sponsors”… here is the overly produced video done by a “reality” show daughter and her thrown-together-by-a-manager “friends”:

All we gotta say is WHERE THE HELL WAS HORSE-STOMPIN’ AUNT MELISSA to give these 13-year-olds some of those dance lessons learned from Chris Judd??   AND, which one is Gia?

MelissaGorga’s 2011 Christmas Party Preparations… With “FabulousFred”!

Let’s take a look back at MeGo’s preparation for her 2011 Christmas party… with “FabulousFred.”

“Fabulous Fred stops by to review Melissa Gorga’s Christmas party/event… FabFred said that the party would be at least $50,000… and that was with schlubs for servers.  If Melissa goes with attractive servers who can speak, FabFred’s gonna add another $10,000!   Who has a step and repeat at a private Christmas house party???”

How much money are the Gorgas going to spend on their fabulous annual Christmas party this year??