Another Christmas Memory From The New Jersey Crew!!

AAAHHHH…. the good old days!!!  Christmas at the Joodices was brought up at the RHONJ reunion show.  Melissa says that Juicy called her “raccoon eyes” and Tree says Juicy wasn’t talking about Melissa (which he WAS), but he was talking about KomaKathy!!

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Whatever Wednesday! Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Singing Dream?

In our continuing quest to find the answer to “Whatever happened to Melissa Gorga’s dream of being a singing superstar?”… we present another example of Melissa’s angelic crystal clear voice:

How could Melissa just quit her life long passion?  How could Melissa leave the many fans of her lip syncing singing in the dust?

FELONTreeJoodice Makes Ice Cream SANGwiches Wit Sprinkles!

Tree makes pizzelle ice cream SANGwiches covered in sprinkles (take THAT Melissa!!) with some sloppy gloppy not-her-personal-gelato ice cream…for her four beautiful dawters because sweets are so much fun!  Sweets make you happy!! 

For WHOM exactly is Teresa making these kindergarten-level instructional cooking videos?    OOPS… was that question answered within the question?   What’s next for Teresa… a video making toast?   Correction to FELONTeresa’s cooking advice:  if you are using heavier candies in which to roll your ice cream sandwiches, do NOT use harder ice cream.  Use slightly softened ice cream, roll in candies, immediately cover and put in freezer.

(Thanks “Cindy”!!!)

GIA’S GIRL GROUP VIDEO: Over Produced And Over Loooong! Where Was AuntMelissa To Teach Them DanceMoves?

In case you missed the video for GiaJoodice’s GirlGroup paid for by TWO “corporate sponsors”… here is the overly produced video done by a “reality” show daughter and her thrown-together-by-a-manager “friends”:

All we gotta say is WHERE THE HELL WAS HORSE-STOMPIN’ AUNT MELISSA to give these 13-year-olds some of those dance lessons learned from Chris Judd??   AND, which one is Gia?

MelissaGorga’s 2011 Christmas Party Preparations… With “FabulousFred”!

Let’s take a look back at MeGo’s preparation for her 2011 Christmas party… with “FabulousFred.”

“Fabulous Fred stops by to review Melissa Gorga’s Christmas party/event… FabFred said that the party would be at least $50,000… and that was with schlubs for servers.  If Melissa goes with attractive servers who can speak, FabFred’s gonna add another $10,000!   Who has a step and repeat at a private Christmas house party???”

How much money are the Gorgas going to spend on their fabulous annual Christmas party this year??

 

TWO YEARS AGO TODAY! KomaKathy’s KannoliKits On QVC…

TWO years ago on December 5, 2012… KomaKathy was pushing her cannolis on QVC!  KomaKathy hasn’t been back since… and even revealing her décolletage didn’t help sales!

As promised, KomaKathy Wakile made her debut sellin’ her cannoli kits on QVC this afternoon.

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Kathy’s appearance lasted a little over FIVE whole minutes!  No customer phone calls were permitted.

KomaKathy tried to “sell” her kits by saying that “there are no corner bakeries around any more” and “who has time to go to a bakery?”  So, just buy her cannoli kits!

No point in any further description…. watch for yourself!

 

NOTE:  Thanks “Terry” for sending the photo of the 24-piece cannoli kit… which is EXACTLY the same as KomaKathy’s $44.82 kit… purchased at Costco just days ago for $10.99!!

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES 2011: JoeyOrgan Says… “I Don’t Wanna Go To Tree’s For Christmas Eve”!

How things have changed from 2011!! 

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MELISSA GORGA’S GUM CHEWING LESSONS!

WE LOVE TO CHEW GUM!!! IT'S A JERSEY THING...
WE ALL LOVE TO CHEW GUM… BUT, MELISSA DOES IT BEST!

Melissa shows her very klassy technique of slowly chewing and then gently increasing the rate of gum smacking between her teeth, lips and gums… something to which ALL Housewives viewers should aspire to replicate!  And just one more reason to emulate those elegantly refined and tastefully sophisticated Housewives…  

BOBBY’S TRUTH!! Bobby Sets The Record Straight…

Bobby Ciasulli’s exclusive interview regarding the story behind the story of his relationship with Jim & Amber Marchese and the betrayal brought upon him. The record is set straight regarding false accusations regarding Bobby and the filming of the show. NOTE: Ya mean that Camber didn’t get a call from Bravo because she was a friend of Melissa???

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MELISSA GORGA: Talks WackyJackieChan And Danielle…

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Another telling little tidbit from MelissaGorga’s HomeShow appearance in March 2014. At the :30 mark MeGo explains that WackyJackieChan will NOT be on this season of the RHONJ. At the 1:10 mark, MeGo states that she never met Danielle. WackyJackieChan … Continue reading

MELISSA GORGA EXPLAINS HER HOUSE SITUATION: 2012 “Protecting Her Family” … 2014 Montville House SOLD And Building FranklinLakes House

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FROM MELISSA GORGA’S BRAVO BLOG OCTOBER 2012

Why am I selling my house?

There are some of the most ridiculous rumors out there that we can’t afford it and that we are broke. Joe and I have worked very hard for many years to get where we are today. When we first started the show, we only owned one building. Now we own four or five. Joe was the only one bringing in money for the last few years, because I didn’t work and I was with the kids. Now we are both bringing in money. Why on earth would anyone think we are in that position? It’s just ridiculous. We do pay our mortgage and we are NOT broke.

There is a wonderful thing called the internet where you can look up public records and find out what we paid for our house, the rate on our mortgage, pretty much everything. The truth is this: we put our house up to get away from the negativity. I have to protect my family.

AT THE 2:20 MARK:  Melissa says that her Montville house is SOLD and she and JoeyOrgan are now building their new house in FranklinLakes.  This chat with the non-stop-gum-chewing Melissa is from her visit to a Florida Home and Garden Show eight months ago, March 2014… where people actually paid to see her!  Before she explains her house situation, she also says that people are begging her to write another book; that she is STILL working on her “singing” career with JohnnyWright; she doesn’t watch TV (except for Bravo); and she’s very “hands on” with her kids… except when her mother, aunt and sisters are watching them:

 

RHONJ Reunion on The Soup

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THE MILANIA CHRONICLES… The Key To Mischievous Milania’s Behavior!

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Milania has been the focus of many examples highlighted by the RHONJ producers because of her inappropriateness and her advanced “vocabulary”.  Milania Giudice has been the poster child of how “reality” show children should not behave. While many find Milania’s … Continue reading

MORE RHONJ Lost Footage: TeresaGiudice’s Four Beautiful Doorters!

Tree tells her four beautiful doorters to live life to the fullest every day!!  Especially her more-mature-for-her-age-doorter, Gia!  Where’s Juicy???

RHONJ Lost Footage… Should Stay Lost!

In the now-required sex scene, SaintZina goes lingerie shopping with the twins, where SaintZina proclaims that she will “try anything once”!   

Tommy tried SaintZina once…

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RHONJ Lost Footage: Milania Busts Loose!

If this is the behavior of the Joodice kids when the cameras are there, imagine their behavior when the cameras are gone!  Milania, in particular, has many issues… anger among them.  The child is craving attention.

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FELONFeldman Shot Down By MissAndy … Was TeresaGiudice Wearing An Earpiece?

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FELONFeldman alludes that TeresaJoodice was being fed lines to say during the NJ reunion show: …and you never know who is talking in your ear. I mean ear piece.! Thats some tea and enjoy the last reunion of this type… … Continue reading

What You Would Hear If You Were Sitting Between Sofas…At The RHONJ Reunion

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: Audriana’s Christening

How nice to see all the Jersey subhumans at a Christening…JuicyJoe checks out early:

RHONJ “Lost Episode”: Let’s Make Fun Of Camber’s Commercial!!

“Lost” segments should not be “found”… this “lost” item would have been so much better had KomaKathy and BigGayRosie also been prancing around in their bikinis! 

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Singing Career??

Another in the “WhateverWednesday” series to find out whatever happened to MelissaGorga’s passion, her life-long quest to be a singer?  Melissa even contracted the services of the “Soul Diggaz” to led the way to the Grammys!  Melissa is so good that she had everyone in her 3×6 basement recording studio dancing to her auto-tuned song!! 

TERESA’S TEARFUL TOODLE-OO

The hand holding at the end is a nice touch…

RHONJ REUNION: What Did Everyone Learn?

MissAndy asks them all what they’ve learned from this season of the RHONJ.  Teresa recites her memorized lines… and apologizes to fans saying that she’s going to be a better person.  SaintZina claims that she would not do it again…

SaintZina tweets that she’s now “not sure” about her return!  Zina’s tweet is an excuse to use when she does return for another season… she will blame her return on her millions of “fans” who couldn’t live without her!

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Tweeting LawsuitJim…

LawsuitJim talks about his twitter experiences… and then asks if he’ll get paid to stop tweeting.  PUH-LEEEZE!  We all know that these “reality” people are on FB and twitter to get followers to get paid to tweet about the products they’re pushing!  They’ll never stop tweeting!

VGotti Explains TeresaGiudice And The RinoRumor…

VGotti… of the very prestigious Long Island Gottis… was a guest of MissAndy’s NYMediaMafia and shares her story about how the RHONJ story line came about.  VGotti explaining her warm relationship with Teresa gets 876634 eye rolls.  Whether or not VGotti was paid to appear as a “surprise” at Teresa’s book signing is moot.  VGotti was on the RHONJ to start the RinoRumor story line and to do some PR for her very, very terrible ’10-year-of-Gottis’ reunion show on A&E.

(Thanks “romo”!!!)