WHATEVER WEDNESDAY… Whatever Happened To “Sexy” MelissaGorga Posing For Record Covers?

EVERYONE WANTS SEXY MISSY… BUT, SHE’S JOEY ORGAN’S!!

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s “Singing” Career?

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We took a brief respite from asking “Whatever Happened To Melissa Gorga’s Fabulous Singing Career”… but, the question STILL haunts us.  How could Missy, who has a burning desire to share with the entire world her life’s passion… the passion which has been on display since her daddy perched her on a coffee table and made her perform… SUDDENLY and with NO warning, not even warning her rabid fans, just STOP lip synching singing???   Missy says that her fans have stuck with her and she wants to continue to stick with her fans in the talking segment of this not-even-lip-synching “performance” at “Red, Hot And Blue 2013″!  Did JohnnyWright drop Missy from his big-star stable of vocalists??  Did Missy fail to pay her backup dancers? Did JoeyOrgan decide to spend the last few dollars the Gorgas had on black hairspray paint instead of repairing the beaver-gnawed basement recording studio??  We wanna know!!!

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! IT’S A CLASSIC…

It’s hard to believe that MelissaGorga simply threw away all of her God-given talent when the RHONJ went on hiatus!  

Missy threw away her vocal talent, which she cultivated since a very young child, to sell bold and glamorous cheap junk jewelry… she’s now a “designer” for the Housewives “buy my stuff” channel, HSN!

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WHO IS THE SNEAKIEST CREEPIEST PEEPER??

CREEPER CHRIS?

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MOHAMMERHEAD?

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VINCE VAN PEEPIN’?

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FEBUS DOIN’ SOME SNEAKY CREEPY PEEPIN’

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(Thanks “romo”!!)

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JOODICE’S GO TO JAIL…To Visit Mom! A Day At Danbury…

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Nearly two weeks after starting her prison sentence, Teresa Giudice was finally able to reunite with her HouseHusband and her four beautiful dawters and E! News has all of the exclusive details. “They were amazed at how good she looks,” a source close … Continue reading

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TERESA PRISON UPDATE: Working In Skeevy Danbury Laundry… Tree Wanted Kitchen Duty!

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In the latest mystery blurb about FELONTeresa, she is working in the laundry and isn’t liking it.  Teresa doesn’t like touching other people’s dirty underwear… it’s skeevy.  Teresa really wanted a job in the Danbury kitchen: “She really was hoping … Continue reading

TREE TELLS HER STORY… We’ve Heard It All Before!

UNBELIEVABLE… THE PR GAME TO FLIP TREE JOODICE INTO A SOLID CITIZEN WHO ONLY THINKS ABOUT BEING A MOMMY CONTINUES!  TREE SEES HERSELF AS A JUDGE ON A COOKING SHOW…

“I wake up every morning and I live for them. My daughters are my world and now you’re going to make me cry.”  Oh Boo-Hoo-Dee-Hoo-Hoo!


(Thanks “anon” “PDM” and “Jozy”!!)

This info is from a former Danbury inmate.  The report stating that Tree entered Danbury with cash and her rosary simply proves what a total dumbass she and/or her advisers are:

  • Cash is not necessary and will be confiscated. It’s best to go in with a US Postal Service money order as they are widely accepted in all prisons (federal and state).  Additionally, don’t let anyone know that you have money. Pretend that you’re poor and penniless. That way there’s no danger of other prisoners trying to extort money from you.  NOTE:  This tip will not work for Teresa!  
  • Don’t trust anyone. That goes for guards, other prison officials, and the person in the cell next door. If someone is being nice to you, ask yourself “What’s in it for her?” They almost always have some hidden motive that you don’t know about. In prison, nothing is free.

Dumb And Dumber…

HONESTLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE…as were the reports of TreeJoodice skiing!  Dumb and Dumber’s New Year’s Resolutions are to cut down on carbs and to build up their butts.  Simply proof of how moronic these Housewives really are.

(Thanks @rachel and “Lori”!!)

RHONJ Twins "ran into" Teresa At Ski Resort...

RHONJ Twins “ran into” Teresa At Ski Resort…

Whatever Wednesday… Whatever Happened To Melissa’s “Singing” Career???

“Bringing the party to Orlando FL!”   Says Johnny Wright…

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Where’s MelissaGorga?  

 FF to around the :28 mark…In 2011, Melissa explains her passion and “On Display”!  Missy also slams RHONY LuAnnie…

NOTE:  For anyone who thinks that Melissa is too old to participate in JohnnyWright’s PopNationTour… keep in mind that Melissa did the tour in Orlando two years ago when she was 36 (or around that age)!!

 

Tacky And Trashy’s New Year’s Eve Video!

SaintZina shows her years of “professional” designer experience by making shiny things on a stick and re-uses a cough drop box…and Tree displays her vast cooking experience by making tomato toast.  Half of the video consists of outtakes revealing how moronically passive/aggressive they are.  Happy New Year, Tree…

 

Another Christmas Memory From The New Jersey Crew!!

AAAHHHH…. the good old days!!!  Christmas at the Joodices was brought up at the RHONJ reunion show.  Melissa says that Juicy called her “raccoon eyes” and Tree says Juicy wasn’t talking about Melissa (which he WAS), but he was talking about KomaKathy!!

Whatever Wednesday! Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Singing Dream?

In our continuing quest to find the answer to “Whatever happened to Melissa Gorga’s dream of being a singing superstar?”… we present another example of Melissa’s angelic crystal clear voice:

How could Melissa just quit her life long passion?  How could Melissa leave the many fans of her lip syncing singing in the dust?

FELONTreeJoodice Makes Ice Cream SANGwiches Wit Sprinkles!

Tree makes pizzelle ice cream SANGwiches covered in sprinkles (take THAT Melissa!!) with some sloppy gloppy not-her-personal-gelato ice cream…for her four beautiful dawters because sweets are so much fun!  Sweets make you happy!! 

For WHOM exactly is Teresa making these kindergarten-level instructional cooking videos?    OOPS… was that question answered within the question?   What’s next for Teresa… a video making toast?   Correction to FELONTeresa’s cooking advice:  if you are using heavier candies in which to roll your ice cream sandwiches, do NOT use harder ice cream.  Use slightly softened ice cream, roll in candies, immediately cover and put in freezer.

(Thanks “Cindy”!!!)

GIA’S GIRL GROUP VIDEO: Over Produced And Over Loooong! Where Was AuntMelissa To Teach Them DanceMoves?

In case you missed the video for GiaJoodice’s GirlGroup paid for by TWO “corporate sponsors”… here is the overly produced video done by a “reality” show daughter and her thrown-together-by-a-manager “friends”:

All we gotta say is WHERE THE HELL WAS HORSE-STOMPIN’ AUNT MELISSA to give these 13-year-olds some of those dance lessons learned from Chris Judd??   AND, which one is Gia?

MelissaGorga’s 2011 Christmas Party Preparations… With “FabulousFred”!

Let’s take a look back at MeGo’s preparation for her 2011 Christmas party… with “FabulousFred.”

“Fabulous Fred stops by to review Melissa Gorga’s Christmas party/event… FabFred said that the party would be at least $50,000… and that was with schlubs for servers.  If Melissa goes with attractive servers who can speak, FabFred’s gonna add another $10,000!   Who has a step and repeat at a private Christmas house party???”

How much money are the Gorgas going to spend on their fabulous annual Christmas party this year??

 

TWO YEARS AGO TODAY! KomaKathy’s KannoliKits On QVC…

TWO years ago on December 5, 2012… KomaKathy was pushing her cannolis on QVC!  KomaKathy hasn’t been back since… and even revealing her décolletage didn’t help sales!

As promised, KomaKathy Wakile made her debut sellin’ her cannoli kits on QVC this afternoon.

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Kathy’s appearance lasted a little over FIVE whole minutes!  No customer phone calls were permitted.

KomaKathy tried to “sell” her kits by saying that “there are no corner bakeries around any more” and “who has time to go to a bakery?”  So, just buy her cannoli kits!

No point in any further description…. watch for yourself!

 

NOTE:  Thanks “Terry” for sending the photo of the 24-piece cannoli kit… which is EXACTLY the same as KomaKathy’s $44.82 kit… purchased at Costco just days ago for $10.99!!

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES 2011: JoeyOrgan Says… “I Don’t Wanna Go To Tree’s For Christmas Eve”!

How things have changed from 2011!! 

BOBBY’S TRUTH!! Bobby Sets The Record Straight…

Bobby Ciasulli’s exclusive interview regarding the story behind the story of his relationship with Jim & Amber Marchese and the betrayal brought upon him. The record is set straight regarding false accusations regarding Bobby and the filming of the show. NOTE: Ya mean that Camber didn’t get a call from Bravo because she was a friend of Melissa???

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MELISSA GORGA: Talks WackyJackieChan And Danielle…

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Another telling little tidbit from MelissaGorga’s HomeShow appearance in March 2014. At the :30 mark MeGo explains that WackyJackieChan will NOT be on this season of the RHONJ. At the 1:10 mark, MeGo states that she never met Danielle. WackyJackieChan … Continue reading

MELISSA GORGA EXPLAINS HER HOUSE SITUATION: 2012 “Protecting Her Family” … 2014 Montville House SOLD And Building FranklinLakes House

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FROM MELISSA GORGA’S BRAVO BLOG OCTOBER 2012

Why am I selling my house?

There are some of the most ridiculous rumors out there that we can’t afford it and that we are broke. Joe and I have worked very hard for many years to get where we are today. When we first started the show, we only owned one building. Now we own four or five. Joe was the only one bringing in money for the last few years, because I didn’t work and I was with the kids. Now we are both bringing in money. Why on earth would anyone think we are in that position? It’s just ridiculous. We do pay our mortgage and we are NOT broke.

There is a wonderful thing called the internet where you can look up public records and find out what we paid for our house, the rate on our mortgage, pretty much everything. The truth is this: we put our house up to get away from the negativity. I have to protect my family.

AT THE 2:20 MARK:  Melissa says that her Montville house is SOLD and she and JoeyOrgan are now building their new house in FranklinLakes.  This chat with the non-stop-gum-chewing Melissa is from her visit to a Florida Home and Garden Show eight months ago, March 2014… where people actually paid to see her!  Before she explains her house situation, she also says that people are begging her to write another book; that she is STILL working on her “singing” career with JohnnyWright; she doesn’t watch TV (except for Bravo); and she’s very “hands on” with her kids… except when her mother, aunt and sisters are watching them:

 

RHONJ Reunion on The Soup

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THE MILANIA CHRONICLES… The Key To Mischievous Milania’s Behavior!

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Milania has been the focus of many examples highlighted by the RHONJ producers because of her inappropriateness and her advanced “vocabulary”.  Milania Giudice has been the poster child of how “reality” show children should not behave. While many find Milania’s … Continue reading

MORE RHONJ Lost Footage: TeresaGiudice’s Four Beautiful Doorters!

Tree tells her four beautiful doorters to live life to the fullest every day!!  Especially her more-mature-for-her-age-doorter, Gia!  Where’s Juicy???

RHONJ Lost Footage… Should Stay Lost!

In the now-required sex scene, SaintZina goes lingerie shopping with the twins, where SaintZina proclaims that she will “try anything once”!   

Tommy tried SaintZina once…

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RHONJ Lost Footage: Milania Busts Loose!

If this is the behavior of the Joodice kids when the cameras are there, imagine their behavior when the cameras are gone!  Milania, in particular, has many issues… anger among them.  The child is craving attention.