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MELISSA GORGA: Messy Lookin’ For Sympathy… What Will Melissa Do For Her Very Ill Aunt?… Will Melissa Charge Tickets For A Benefit And Sell Her CDs…As She Did In 2011???

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Melissa Gorga’s relative is ill… she tweeted about it today and is asking for your prayers: After reading Melissa’s tweets, was thoroughly disgusted.  WHY???  Because in 2011, another of Melissa’s aunts, Lorraine Royale, was extremely ill AND financially desperate.  What … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH 2012 ARCHIVES, MELISSA GORGA: MeGo Was The FIRST “Fake It ‘Til You Make It” Housewife…Said In 2012 BravoBlog…’Splains How She Got On RHONJ… And Says She and JoeyMarcoGorga Own Four or FIVE Houses! REALLY???

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NOTE:  After reading DavidRae’s article at TheAdvocate re the Atlanta Housewives who are “fakin’ it ’til they make it”… …found that it was Melissa Gorga who first admitted to bein’ a “fakin’ it” Housewife in her BravoBlog from October 2012!   … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE**!!! MELISSA GORGA… Secretly Contacted Grammy Awards For NEW Category!

BOTH Melissa and JoeyMarco Gorga secretly called the Grammy Awards offices… demanding a new category for MeGo’s “songs”!!!   After pestering the Grammy offices for weeks… 

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MELISSA AND JOE GORGA: Da Gorga’s New House…

Good grief!!   Da Gorga’s musta got themselves a gigantic raise from Bravo!

I'LL BE BUILDIN' IT ALL BY MYSELF!!

I’LL BE BUILDIN’ IT ALL BY MYSELF!!

MELISSA GORGA: Takin’ A Look Back At MeGo’s Christmas Party Preparations… With “FabulousFred”

Let’s take a look back at MeGo’s preparation for her 2011 Christmas party… with “FabulousFred.”

“Fabulous Fred stops by to review Melissa Gorga’s Christmas party/event… FabFred said that the party would be at least $50,000… and that was with schlubs for servers.

If Melissa goes with attractive servers who can speak, FabFred’s gonna add another $10000…  Like who has a step and repeat at a Christmas house party???”

 

MELISSA GORGA, JOE GORGA: “I Don’t Wanna Go To Tree’s For Christmas Eve”!!!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is filming now, so we’ll be getting the Christmas dilemma… the same one faced by JoeyMarcoGorga two seasons ago:

 

Even more bizarre… from two seasons ago… was the FEBUS crew sittin’ around talkin’ about what Tree was wearin’!!

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TERESA GIUDICE, MELISSA GORGA: The “Thanksgiving Saga”… How Long Will They Keep This Going???

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We all know that to keep relevant, these Housewives must constantly make themselves a topic of conversation.  How interesting that the person keeping Melissa Gorga’s recent ‘Thanksgiving in Jamaica’ is Shuter at VH1!   We all know that Shuter is … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: On The HighHeels Of The Exploitation of RHONJ Kids… Let’s Take A Look At Da Gorgas Parenting Skills… AND… Thanksgiving At Da Gorgas

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The recent item re the exploitation of Gia Giudice has led to an even more disturbing item.  If you thought exploiting a 12-year-old was bad, take a look at Melissa Gorga’s great parenting of her 7-year-old child. What the hell … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE, JOE GIUDICE, JOE GORGA, JACQUELINE LAURITA: Bankruptcy Bonanza!

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JuicyJoe has stated on many occasions that he shared all of his knowledge of the building trades with his brother-in-law, Joe Gorga (Teresa’s brother). If Joe Gorga was taught his building lessons by Juicy… how to obtain mortgages and deal … Continue reading

WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNER! More Winners In The Gorga Caption Contest!

“Stan” was the first place winner…

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These are the runners up in the JoeyMarcoGorga caption contest!!

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REAL LIFE NEWS: YAY Costco!! Closed ThanksgivingDay… Bad Reviewer Fined… HOA Sues For Small Trees… Don’t Take My Cannon!!… Man Sets Another Man’s Junk On Fire “Burnt Guy Goes To Laundromat”… UPS Driver Drives Seven MILLION Miles “Without A Blemish On His Record”!… JuicyJoe Giudice Needs To Get Driving Lessons From UPS!

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We LOVE Costco… and this is just one more reason!  Costco will be closed on Thanksgiving Day… Costco believes that Thanksgiving is a time for people to rest and give thanks for simple blessings in their lives like families and … Continue reading

WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNER! The Gorga Caption Contest…

There were so many great captions in da JoeyMarcoGorga caption contest!

SH reader “Stan” got first place!

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“Stan” gets a big THANK YOU… and a huge round of applause!    You da man, Stan!! 

SH “WITTY WEEKEND” CAPTION CONTEST! Joe Gorga Stopped… From Entering Park Ride!

JoeyMarcoGorga has been stopped from entering the BouncyHouse!  

Poor JMG…What is he thinking???

RHONJ Gorga Caption Contest How Tall? theo

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WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNER!! MORE Winners In The Gorga Caption Contest!!

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  THANKS TO SH READER “ANA CEPHALY”!!  THANKS TO “DENNIE ZEN”!!!  (Sorry… should read “POOPular!)  THANKS TO “JD”!!!    THANKS TO “MOMA JACKIE”!!!  THANKS TO “ROMO”!!! THANKS TO “MATT”!! These winning captioneers get a big “ThankYou”!!! And, of course, a … Continue reading

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WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNER!! MORE Winners In The Gorga Caption Contest!!

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   THANKS TO SH READER “ROMO”!!            THANKS TO “DANELLE”!!    THANKS TO “OPRAH SPAGHETTI KITTEN”!!   THANKS TO “PJ BOTTOMS”!!! THANKS TO “POPPYS”!!!  THANKS TO “SOPHIA”!!! THANKS TO “TACO TUESDAY”!!! This is not the end … Continue reading

WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNERS! More Winners In Gorga Caption Contest!!

MORE winners in the SH RHONJ Gorga caption contest!!  There were so many great book title ideas that we’ll be showing the winners in groups of three!

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Thank you to SH readers “Meekah3″ “Jp” and “BuckHenry” for their entries!!

AND, of course, along with a big “ThankYou”… a huge round of applause!!!