WHATEVER WEDNESDAY… Whatever Happened To “Sexy” MelissaGorga Posing For Record Covers?

EVERYONE WANTS SEXY MISSY… BUT, SHE’S JOEY ORGAN’S!!

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s “Singing” Career?

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We took a brief respite from asking “Whatever Happened To Melissa Gorga’s Fabulous Singing Career”… but, the question STILL haunts us.  How could Missy, who has a burning desire to share with the entire world her life’s passion… the passion which has been on display since her daddy perched her on a coffee table and made her perform… SUDDENLY and with NO warning, not even warning her rabid fans, just STOP lip synching singing???   Missy says that her fans have stuck with her and she wants to continue to stick with her fans in the talking segment of this not-even-lip-synching “performance” at “Red, Hot And Blue 2013″!  Did JohnnyWright drop Missy from his big-star stable of vocalists??  Did Missy fail to pay her backup dancers? Did JoeyOrgan decide to spend the last few dollars the Gorgas had on black hairspray paint instead of repairing the beaver-gnawed basement recording studio??  We wanna know!!!

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“Jeanne” will receive a personal tour of the brand new FranklinLakes marble mausoleum custom built by JoeyOrgan’s bare hands!!  FinePrint:  Your personal tour includes being locked in JoeyOrgan’s liberry room where you will be forced to watch a live performance by Missy lipsynching singing “OnDisplay”… 

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To These NJ HouseHusband’s? AND… The “Sexy” Gorgas??

Are they still pushing SizzleTans?   OR… have all of their “career” opportunities dried up since their Housewife wives are swirling the drain fast?

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AND… we really have to ask!!!  Whatever happened to the Gorga’s “we’re sexy” persona??  Gorga’s gave sex tips for marriage after their appearance on DrOZ back in September 2013.  Whatever happened to those SEXY Gorgas??

BLIND ITEM! Guess The Broke Housewife And Her Unemployable HouseHusband!

FromCDAN:

This Real Housewife couple claim they are cutting back spending.  The truth is they have no money to spend.  

Their entire income is from the show or appearances.

No one will hire the husband any longer and creditors garnish the majority of their income because he has so many loans in default.

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)

NOTE:   We did a RHONJ lawsuit comparison back in 2013.  Take a look at the long list of lawsuits filed against Melissa Gorga, Joe Gorga and Gorga Enterprises… HERE.

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MELISSA GORGA: Looking For Atten-Shun… Taking Twitter Questions! Missy Says JoeGorga Works Real Hard!

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MissyGorga just so happened to have some time for questions!! Missy says that her new house will still be built and that JoeyOrgan really works!!  Missy didn’t say what exactly JoeyOrgan does… just that he works real hard, he’s a … Continue reading

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TALE OF TWO GORGAS! Scared/Not Showing Off… Not Scared/SHOWING Off! Which One Is It??

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The Gorgas are in the same business as the Giudices,” a source close to the couple told Radar Online. “So that’s really hitting close to home. There’s a fear: could the government come after them? Could the government be looking … Continue reading

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“Curly Q” will receive Missy’s old feather skirt from 2012 shown in photo.  FinePrint:  The skirt also comes with a semi-truck packed with unsold CD singles of “On Display”!  You must have a valid CDL to claim this prize!

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TREE’S LATEST ATTORNEY JAMES LEONARD…RHONJ SuperFan… Negotiated KomaKathy and MissyGorga’s Bravo Contracts

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From January 19, 2012… Who is “anonymous” who shelled out $10,000 to have some spaghetti with Missy, KomaKathy and RancidRichie?  The presence of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” stars Melissa Gorga and Kathy Wakile helped raise extra money at a Saturday-night fundraiser. The event … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY… Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s “Singing” Career?

Whatever happened to MelissaGorga’s life passion?  How could Missy ditch the talent she was born with? The talent which she worked so hard to showcase on the RHONJ?  How could she NOT lip sync sing after all the time and energy Bravo put into creating her pop star story line??   When will we ever get an answer!?!?!

In this 2012 meeting, JoeyOrgan says about his sexy wife:  “You have a true artist in front of you… so, whateryou gonna do wit dat?”

In additional Gorga news… as predicted, premier home builder JoeyOrgan has decided to sell his dream location in FranklinLakes.  Gorgas will be ensconced permanently in their beaver-damaged spec house!

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“LittleMissEverything” MelissaGorga Schlepping At Home Shows…

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Poor MelissaGorga!!!  Since her “singing” career has fizzled, she’s been relegated to taking any job that is willing to pay her… along with pushing her junk jewelry! Missy’s now schlepping around local HomeShows…where she’s known as “Little Miss Everything”!  Whatever … Continue reading

Whatever Wednesday… Whatever Happened To Melissa’s “Singing” Career???

“Bringing the party to Orlando FL!”   Says Johnny Wright…

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Where’s MelissaGorga?  

 FF to around the :28 mark…In 2011, Melissa explains her passion and “On Display”!  Missy also slams RHONY LuAnnie…

NOTE:  For anyone who thinks that Melissa is too old to participate in JohnnyWright’s PopNationTour… keep in mind that Melissa did the tour in Orlando two years ago when she was 36 (or around that age)!!

 

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CALLING THE GORGAS!! NJ CarDealer Friend Wanted By FBI!

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A complaint charging the owner of a Ramsey, New Jersey, auto dealership with allegedly engaging in a pattern of fraudulent activity through his business has been unsealed, U.S. Attorney Paul J. Fishman announced today.   WHY?  Because it was loaned/leased … Continue reading

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ANOTHER NO-MONEY BANKRUPT HOUSEWIFE? SH Readers Already Knew This…

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OK! Magazine is reporting that Joe and Melissa may be following Joe and Teresa Giudice’s into bankruptcy and prison if they don’t shape up their finances quick. According to “a source” that spoke to the magazine, the couple owes everybody money. … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”: CATCHING UP… With MeGo And KomaKathy! KomaK Selling Her Books In Beauty Salons!

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    MelissaGorga explains her house situation.  The FranklinLakes house is still being built, but as an “investment”… KomaKathy is desperate for anyone to buy her cookbook… she’s now stopping in beauty salons to sell her pre-signed dessert books!  NOTE: … Continue reading

JoeyOrgan Agreed To Buy Stock AND Produce Documentary For House Squatter!

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The Gorga’s house squatter says that JoeyOrgan was going to help produce a documentary… after he buys up stock in the squatter’s company!!

“For the record, Mr. Gorga wanted stock in my company because he agreed to assist in the production of documentary related to child support in American, and he represented he has a family member who is owed child support.”

NOTE:  There are so many holes in this one sentence that a toothless beaver could glide right through it!    

SH “Hit And Run”…

A MamaJune Sex Tape…

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WILL TAMBALLS GET THE NEXT OFFER??

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GEORGE CLOONEY’S WIFE PICKED BY OLDBAT BARBARA AS MOST FASCINATING.  Prediction:  Watch for George to come back to the US to run for office… probably in California… now that he has a “respectable” wife.

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Tamballs Throws Baby Shower…

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MELISSA GORGA TRYING TO MOLD A NEW PERSONA… Now Appearing At Science Centers!

Melissa Gorga of Toms River, who has appeared on the RHONJ Bravo reality show, headed to the Liberty Science Center in Jersey City on Saturday to host an event with parenting bloggers.

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PETE GIUDICE’S WIFE, SHEILA, SAYS SHUT UP… AND STOP IT!!  Sheila is absolutely correct!!

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We hear from the Gorga’s BeaverHouse Squatter!!!

“First of all, there are numerous parents we provide services that custodial parents need and cannot afford to receive enforcement orders to collect their unpaid child support. We provide parents with lawyers, for 13 payments of $30 and investigative services to find noncustodial parents. Without the investigative services and an affidavit to confirm a noncustodial parent lives at their locations, millions of custodial parents can even acquire a court date.

Are you alleging the attorneys we contract are also scamming clients? Check out the Lionel Ridenour Story (See: ). We were able to fined Mr. Ridenour, obtain an arrest warrant and force him to begin paying the more than $260,000 he owed in child support arrears. The only reason I am using this story to disprove your false allegations is we have a release form the our client to release the story. We also give our program to indigent custodial parents at no cost, so not only do I fined your allegations misleading, they are a result of you failing to do any research into the problems of custodial parents collecting child support in America, which Joe Gorga knows all to well.

For the record, Mr. Gorga wanted stock in my company because he agreed to assist in the production of documentary related to child support in American, and he represented he has a family member who is owed child support.”

NOTE:  Anyone owed child support can represent themselves “pro se” in the Family Division of their County Court.  Family Court WILL find the scofflaw… if he/she is employed!  Many owing child support skip out and find ways to make money which cannot be traced.  However, the majority of states are now interconnected using multiple databases to track someone who owes child support; that person who skipped out can be tracked in minutes.    So, SquatterKai, you have no idea what you are talking about… and you have no idea how FamilyCourt works.  There were no “false allegations” in the item…

887736464663554536 KENS for Gorga Squatter/BadSpeller Kai!

(Thanks “PDM” and “Chris”!!)

SH “Hit And Run”…

OOPS!!!  This is going on now!!  Hurry if you want to see the NJ Twins!

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Teresa and her four beautiful dawters hang out with Kim Zolciak NayNay…

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The CelebrityApprentice PR photo… DrunkOtis totally eclipsed by Kenyan!!!

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Tree lighting with the Gorgas… Melissa was not invited to lip sync sing!!

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DrunkOtis hangs out with HeatherT and Tallmark…  WHAT!?!? No EBoost product placement??

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PT Housewife on the only “reality” show which would take her… and her HouseHusband:

(Thanks “Chris”!!!)

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s “Singing” Career??

We’ll keep asking until Melissa or Bravo issues a BS statement re Melissa’s auto-tune life’s passion!!  Until that time, enjoy Melissa’s primo performance at the tail end of Beatstock in 2011 (this “singing” segment was aired in 2012).  Notice that the crowd is not watching Melissa… JuicyJoe looks so tough in that leather vest:

MelissaGorga’s 2011 Christmas Party Preparations… With “FabulousFred”!

Let’s take a look back at MeGo’s preparation for her 2011 Christmas party… with “FabulousFred.”

“Fabulous Fred stops by to review Melissa Gorga’s Christmas party/event… FabFred said that the party would be at least $50,000… and that was with schlubs for servers.  If Melissa goes with attractive servers who can speak, FabFred’s gonna add another $10,000!   Who has a step and repeat at a private Christmas house party???”

How much money are the Gorgas going to spend on their fabulous annual Christmas party this year??

 

SH EXCLUSIVE!! Gorgas New Movie!

The REAL reason the Gorgas moved back to Montville!  The Gorgas are remaking THE classic beaver movie, with shooting taking place right in their beaver-infested palace.  Bikini-Melissa will be starring in the lead role!  Teresa was offered a bikini role, but declined… telling Melissa that she had another money-making deal involving her bankruptcy attorney. 

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The Gorgas are shopping this trailer to all media outlets, also to zombie fans and beaver lovers, hoping to raise more cash to finish the movie:

(Thanks to our friends from Poland, “Pearl” and “Myth”!!!)

FROM THE SH ARCHIVES 2011: JoeyOrgan Says… “I Don’t Wanna Go To Tree’s For Christmas Eve”!

How things have changed from 2011!! 

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WhateverWednesday: Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Singing Career?

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She’s been singing all her life.  Singing is her life’s passion.  Singing has been in her blood since she was old enough to climb on a coffee table.  Whatever happened to that singing career which MeGo has dreamed about all … Continue reading