SH “HIT AND RUN”: CATCHING UP… With MeGo And KomaKathy!

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MelissaGorga explains her house situation.  The FranklinLakes house is still being built, but as an “investment”…

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KomaKathy is desperate for anyone to buy her cookbook… she’s now stopping in beauty salons to sell her pre-signed dessert books!

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 NOTE:  Looks like people are BEGGING KomaK to come to their cities… BEGGING!!  (Those PR “requests” always look good on a Housewife’s twitter, FB or instagram account… makes them appear relevant!)

(Thanks “Josy” “anon” and “Perre”!!)

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JoeyOrgan Agreed To Buy Stock AND Produce Documentary For House Squatter!

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The Gorga’s house squatter says that JoeyOrgan was going to help produce a documentary… after he buys up stock in the squatter’s company!!

“For the record, Mr. Gorga wanted stock in my company because he agreed to assist in the production of documentary related to child support in American, and he represented he has a family member who is owed child support.”

NOTE:  There are so many holes in this one sentence that a toothless beaver could glide right through it!    

SH “Hit And Run”…

A MamaJune Sex Tape…

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WILL TAMBALLS GET THE NEXT OFFER??

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GEORGE CLOONEY’S WIFE PICKED BY OLDBAT BARBARA AS MOST FASCINATING.  Prediction:  Watch for George to come back to the US to run for office… probably in California… now that he has a “respectable” wife.

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Tamballs Throws Baby Shower…

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MELISSA GORGA TRYING TO MOLD A NEW PERSONA… Now Appearing At Science Centers!

Melissa Gorga of Toms River, who has appeared on the RHONJ Bravo reality show, headed to the Liberty Science Center in Jersey City on Saturday to host an event with parenting bloggers.

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PETE GIUDICE’S WIFE, SHEILA, SAYS SHUT UP… AND STOP IT!!  Sheila is absolutely correct!!

TERESA PETE SHEILA TERESA PETE SHEILA COVER

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We hear from the Gorga’s BeaverHouse Squatter!!!

“First of all, there are numerous parents we provide services that custodial parents need and cannot afford to receive enforcement orders to collect their unpaid child support. We provide parents with lawyers, for 13 payments of $30 and investigative services to find noncustodial parents. Without the investigative services and an affidavit to confirm a noncustodial parent lives at their locations, millions of custodial parents can even acquire a court date.

Are you alleging the attorneys we contract are also scamming clients? Check out the Lionel Ridenour Story (See: ). We were able to fined Mr. Ridenour, obtain an arrest warrant and force him to begin paying the more than $260,000 he owed in child support arrears. The only reason I am using this story to disprove your false allegations is we have a release form the our client to release the story. We also give our program to indigent custodial parents at no cost, so not only do I fined your allegations misleading, they are a result of you failing to do any research into the problems of custodial parents collecting child support in America, which Joe Gorga knows all to well.

For the record, Mr. Gorga wanted stock in my company because he agreed to assist in the production of documentary related to child support in American, and he represented he has a family member who is owed child support.”

NOTE:  Anyone owed child support can represent themselves “pro se” in the Family Division of their County Court.  Family Court WILL find the scofflaw… if he/she is employed!  Many owing child support skip out and find ways to make money which cannot be traced.  However, the majority of states are now interconnected using multiple databases to track someone who owes child support; that person who skipped out can be tracked in minutes.    So, SquatterKai, you have no idea what you are talking about… and you have no idea how FamilyCourt works.  There were no “false allegations” in the item…

887736464663554536 KENS for Gorga Squatter/BadSpeller Kai!

(Thanks “PDM” and “Chris”!!)

SH “Hit And Run”…

OOPS!!!  This is going on now!!  Hurry if you want to see the NJ Twins!

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Teresa and her four beautiful dawters hang out with Kim Zolciak NayNay…

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The CelebrityApprentice PR photo… DrunkOtis totally eclipsed by Kenyan!!!

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Tree lighting with the Gorgas… Melissa was not invited to lip sync sing!!

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DrunkOtis hangs out with HeatherT and Tallmark…  WHAT!?!? No EBoost product placement??

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PT Housewife on the only “reality” show which would take her… and her HouseHusband:

(Thanks “Chris”!!!)

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s “Singing” Career??

We’ll keep asking until Melissa or Bravo issues a BS statement re Melissa’s auto-tune life’s passion!!  Until that time, enjoy Melissa’s primo performance at the tail end of Beatstock in 2011 (this “singing” segment was aired in 2012).  Notice that the crowd is not watching Melissa… JuicyJoe looks so tough in that leather vest:

MelissaGorga’s 2011 Christmas Party Preparations… With “FabulousFred”!

Let’s take a look back at MeGo’s preparation for her 2011 Christmas party… with “FabulousFred.”

“Fabulous Fred stops by to review Melissa Gorga’s Christmas party/event… FabFred said that the party would be at least $50,000… and that was with schlubs for servers.  If Melissa goes with attractive servers who can speak, FabFred’s gonna add another $10,000!   Who has a step and repeat at a private Christmas house party???”

How much money are the Gorgas going to spend on their fabulous annual Christmas party this year??

 

SH EXCLUSIVE!! Gorgas New Movie!

The REAL reason the Gorgas moved back to Montville!  The Gorgas are remaking THE classic beaver movie, with shooting taking place right in their beaver-infested palace.  Bikini-Melissa will be starring in the lead role!  Teresa was offered a bikini role, but declined… telling Melissa that she had another money-making deal involving her bankruptcy attorney. 

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The Gorgas are shopping this trailer to all media outlets, also to zombie fans and beaver lovers, hoping to raise more cash to finish the movie:

(Thanks to our friends from Poland, “Pearl” and “Myth”!!!)

FROM THE SH ARCHIVES 2011: JoeyOrgan Says… “I Don’t Wanna Go To Tree’s For Christmas Eve”!

How things have changed from 2011!! 

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WhateverWednesday: Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Singing Career?

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She’s been singing all her life.  Singing is her life’s passion.  Singing has been in her blood since she was old enough to climb on a coffee table.  Whatever happened to that singing career which MeGo has dreamed about all … Continue reading

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MelissaGorga “Never Leaving” Her MontvilleMarblePalace… Swears There Are No Beavers! Story Lines Abound!!

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MelissaGorga says that she is NEVER LEAVING HER MONTVILLE HOUSE AGAIN!!  And, she swears there are no house beavers.   HOWEVER, the beaver damage has been done… the toothy animals chewed up Melissa’s entire basement recording studio, which means that … Continue reading

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GORGA HOUSE?

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GORGA HOUSE???

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The Gorga’s were trying to unload their Montville house in 2013…

…and were bragging about their new dream house to be built in Franklin Lakes, with JoeyOrgan flashing drawings of his new house back in January…

JoeyOrgan’s Instagram … January 16, 2014…

I'LL BE BUILDIN' IT ALL BY MYSELF!!

… a few months later, JoeyOrgan got approval from the FranklinLakes planning board, which mentions Gorga as the owner of the property:

FRANKLIN LAKES PLANNING BOARD APPROVAL… APRIL 2, 2014

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A MONTH LATER… THE GORGA’S GET A SECOND MORTGAGE FOR $520,000 ON THEIR SHORE HOUSE AT 11 MERMAID LANE.  The mortgage money seems to be a necessary cash infusion to build their FranklinLakes dream house:

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SIX MONTHS LATER…  the FranklinLakes property is untouched and for sale!

GORGA’S 101 JASMINE COURT PROPERTY FOR SALE… NOVEMBER 11, 2014

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AMAZING OPPORTUNITY TO BUILD THIS EUROPEAN TUSCAN VILLA DESIGN MANOR IN EXCLUSIVE FRANKLIN LAKES, ONE ACRE IN CUL-DE-SAC.  WHERE IS THE CUL-DE-SAC?  IT’S A CORNER LOT…

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$2-3$ MILLION DOLLAR NEIGHBORHOOD BY 2014 AWARD WINNING ARCHITECT WITH CELEBRITY DESIGNS.  JOEY ORGAN IS THE “CELEBRITY” DESIGNER???  PLANS ALREADY AVAILABLE AND FOUNDATIONS IS COMPLETED, JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO HAVE BRAND NEW CONSTRUCTION! ALL PERMITS HAVE BEEN OBTAINED INCLUDING POOL.  DON’T MISS THIS CHANCE OR OPPORTUNITY FOR A CUSTOMIZED NEW CONSTRUCTION MASTERPIECE AND DESIGN BY THIS WELL KNOWN FEATURED AWARD WINNING ARCHITECT.

According to BergenCounty tax records, JoeyOrgan is not the listed owner of 101 Jasmine Court… the owner is listed as “ITL Realty”:

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ITL Realty is under the umbrella of The CHT Group, who also lists 101 Jasmine Court for sale…

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This property is vacant land.
It is in the A40 zone.
The property is 0.9100 acres in size.
It was built in 0000.
Tax, Deed, and
Sale Information

In 2013, this property is assessed for $467,000.00. The land is assessed at $467,000.00 and the improvements are assessed at $0.00. In 2012, the property’s assessed value was $467,000.00.

101 JASMINE COURT costs I.T.L. Realty Inc. $7,271.19 annually in taxes.

Results of a search for businesses listing JoeGorga… neither ITL Realty nor CHTGroup is included:

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GORGA’S ARE BACK IN THEIR OLD MONTVILLE HOUSE… MAYBE THEY USED THAT $520,000 TO BUY SOME BOOKS FOR THEIR EMPTY LIBRARY…

Their Montville house alone costs them almost $70,000 a year in taxes!

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THE GORGA’S HOUSE WRANGLING IS ALMOST AS CONFUSING AS CROOKED CHRIS LAURITA’S BANKRUPTCY!

(Thanks to “AnnM”!!)

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RHONJ NOT COMING BACK… Until TeresaGiudice Out Of Prison!

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A source close to the production tells Confidenti@l that Bravo expects to shelve the hit show until the future Jersey jailbird gets out of the slammer. While other members of the cast have been anxiously waiting for seventh-season contracts to … Continue reading

THE TRUTH! From FiremanBobby…

PhonyFireman Bobby is threatening to tell the TRUTH… the whole truth and nuthin’ but the truth…about Ambuh and LawsuitJim!  Hope he explains all that contract stuff and tells everyone his and Nicole’s wedding date!

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SaintZina’s daughter would love for Harry Styles to “get in my pants”… how zen.

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$35 PLUS that HWs shipping fee… for 80 cents of beads:

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What happened to JoeyOrgan?  Looks like he could wear MeGo’s clothes… comfortably.

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YODA’S other “model” daughter arrested for DUI, Jello…

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(Thanks “anongirl” and “JustN”!!)

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: Audriana’s Christening

How nice to see all the Jersey subhumans at a Christening…JuicyJoe checks out early:

Tweeting LawsuitJim…

LawsuitJim talks about his twitter experiences… and then asks if he’ll get paid to stop tweeting.  PUH-LEEEZE!  We all know that these “reality” people are on FB and twitter to get followers to get paid to tweet about the products they’re pushing!  They’ll never stop tweeting!

RHONJ Reunion: JoeyOrgan Suddenly Gets Protective Of His Sister…

Does SaintZina EVER shut up??  If she has something to say, why doesn’t she say it directly to LawsuitJim instead of whispering behind his back to her sofa-mates?  JoeyOrgan gets bent out of shape after LawsuitJim reminds him that he called his own sister GARBAGE:

RHONJ Finale Preview: It’s All About The Felons!

Poor SaintZina!  Her grand ladybug event gets upstaged by the Giudice’s sentencing… and, how is JoeyOrgan building a house without a license?

Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky… this rotten season of the RHONJ is finally OVER! 

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The Gorga Characters Which BravoTV And SirensMedia Want YOU To Forget!

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   Do the brainiacs at Bravo and the low intelligence producers at SirensMedia really think viewers are equally dumb?  Apparently the answer to that question is a huge “YES”! Their spoon-feeding of Joe and Melissa Gorga as the “mature” and … Continue reading

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY! JoeyOrgan Discovers His Wife’s Wenchy “Singing” Talent!

June 2011:  “Some of these singers can’t even sing!”… amazingly, JoeyOrgan does not include his wife in this category!!  Watch as JoeyOrgan, wearing one of his wigs, suddenly discovers his wife’s wenchy “singing” talent!!

Whatever Wednesday: Whatever Happened To Sex Tips From Da Gorgas?

Whatever happened to da Gorgas being the sex couple on the RHONJ???   Watch as da Gorgas give their personal sex advice back in September 2013 on Dr Oz… a far cry from this season’s MeGo being the innocent know-nothing when it comes to raunchy sex:

 

Gorgas On WWHL…

Gorgas on WWHL… giving reasons as to why the RinoRumor isn’t true.

We’re givin’ the RinoRumor 33886643,0083747346 Kens…

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: MeGo Sings “Like An Angel”…

 

From September 2013… How could such talent be denied???  How could she have given up her life’s passion so quickly??

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JoeyOrgan… The Michaelangelo Of Home Builders!

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Is there any further proof needed to show that JoeyOrgan is a victim of his own ShortManSyndrome and NapoleonicComplex?  In this disturbing RHONJ preview, da Gorgas meet with their architect to chat about the plans for their brand new Michealangelo-built, … Continue reading

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Gorga’s Scammin’SerialSquatter … Outta The Beaver-Infested Gorga House! Says He Owes JoeyOrgan Zip!

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The serial squatter who has been taking up space in Melissa and Joe Gorga’s marble mausoleum says he will end his fight and move out.  Interpretation:  Patterson could not come up with money for attorney’s fees, let alone a lump payment … Continue reading