WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To JoeyOrgan’s Secretary?

Watch the excruciatingly bad acting by MeGo as she questions JoeyOrgan about his “secretary”!  Whatever happened to JoeyOrgan’s secretary… and his business… and his office?  WE WANNA KNOW!!! 

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To MeGo’s Singing Career? See Her New Boobs!!

LOOK AT MY NEW BOOBS!!

LOOK AT MY NEW BOOBS!!

In honor and reverence to MeGo’s new boobs, we’re taking a look back the “accidental” discovery of her voice for WhateverWednesday!!   See MeGo’s original nose and her original boobs … from 2011:

(Thanks “romo” and “cmhr”!!)

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To Missy’s Fabulous Singing Career?

We have to know what happened!  How could MessyG have yearned for a singing career since she was a little girl singing on a coffee table to just suddenly stop singing?  We wanna know!!  In this look back, Tree’s new atty, James Leonard, makes a cameo appearance!  The SoulDiggaz tell MessyG she can sing…

MessyG “Starring” At “LasVegas-Style” Club… In Connecticut!

MessyG got herself a brand new bag gig and she’s putting out the word a month in advance!!  In addition to selling her junky jewelry on HSN, Messy will appear at a LasVegas-style nightclub in Connecticut!!

melissa tweet melissa tweet

NOTE:  If MessyG had 1/1000000 of the talent found under JamesBrown’s fingernails, she actually could play… COWBELL!


(Thanks “anon”!!!)

Gallery

The MessyG/ChineseBubbaJax “Mystery Source” Weak Link

This gallery contains 2 photos.

These chicks will do ANYTHING to stay relevant in the hopes of keeping their jobs.  According to ANOTHER “insider” mystery source item, MessyG is forging a friendship with ChineseBubbaJax.  Depending on which way the casting for the RHONJ goes, MessyG has … Continue reading

Gallery

TREE JOODICE: Sending Hate Mail To Brother JoeyOrgan From Danbury!

This gallery contains 1 photo.

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in… … back into TreeJoodice’s BS, a day before “If It’s Tuesday, It Must Be Teresa”! A source close to The Real Housewives of New Jersey star tells ROL that … Continue reading

Is MissyG Taking Over Tree’s Food Business?

Is MissyG trying to fill the vacancy left by Tree by selling food?  Will MissyG’s next step be selling ravioli??

gorga gorga

There are already paid PR people “begging” to buy it!!

gorga tweet ravioli melissa

And others who are suspicious…

gorga ravioli

(Thanks “romo”!!!)

Gallery

FRIEND OF GORGA’S EMPORIO MOTORS UPDATE: Bobby Kahn Brother Arrested, Held On $1 Million Bail… Bobby Still A Fugitive

This gallery contains 2 photos.

From CliffviewPilot: The brother of fugitive Afzal “Bobby” Khan, a former Ramsey luxury car dealer wanted by federal authorities for defrauding dozens of customers and lenders, was being held on $1 million bail in the Bergen County jail following his … Continue reading

JOE JOODICE DRIVING DILEMMA SOLVED!!

It’s a win-win situation … JoeyOrgan “Drivin’ Miss Juicy”!!

GORGA CAPTIONED driving miss Juicy!

Gallery

THE TOTAL BS HOUSEWIFE STORY OF THE DAY! MissyGorga Makin’ Big Bucks For RHONJ Comeback… Says “Mystery” Source!

This gallery contains 1 photo.

From the always reliable ROL… and those “mystery” sources!! “Bravo producers have decided the show must go on while Teresa Giudice sits in jail and her estranged sister-in-law is going to benefit from her lock up: RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned … Continue reading

Gallery

Did Gorgas “Suggest” Homewrecker Traci Barber For RHONJ? WATCH Appearance Of Gorgas With TikiBarber And New Pregnant Wife On 2013 BFrankel Show…

This gallery contains 2 photos.

From the 2013 SH archives! It’s JoeyOrgan telling BFrankel that he doesn’t change diapers… but, Missy explains that JoeyO makes up for the dislike for diaper changing in so many other ways. And, look who’s also there… newly pregnant Traci … Continue reading

Gallery

Tiki Barber And Homewrecker Wife Possible Replacements On Next-To-Death RHONJ…

This gallery contains 4 photos.

Teresa Giudice may be replaced as the star of the “Real Housewives of New Jersey,” and Tiki Barber’s wife is a front-runner to take her spot, Confidenti@l has learned. Originally Bravo planned to shelve the reality show until jailbird Giudice … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To JoeyOrgan’s Secretary?

There is some excruciatingly bad acting by MissyG as she questions JoeyOrgan about his “secretary”!  Whatever happened to JoeyOrgan’s secretary… and his business… and his office?

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY… Whatever Happened To “Sexy” MelissaGorga Posing For Record Covers?

EVERYONE WANTS SEXY MISSY… BUT, SHE’S JOEY ORGAN’S!!

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s “Singing” Career?

justin timberlake melissa who

We took a brief respite from asking “Whatever Happened To Melissa Gorga’s Fabulous Singing Career”… but, the question STILL haunts us.  How could Missy, who has a burning desire to share with the entire world her life’s passion… the passion which has been on display since her daddy perched her on a coffee table and made her perform… SUDDENLY and with NO warning, not even warning her rabid fans, just STOP lip synching singing???   Missy says that her fans have stuck with her and she wants to continue to stick with her fans in the talking segment of this not-even-lip-synching “performance” at “Red, Hot And Blue 2013″!  Did JohnnyWright drop Missy from his big-star stable of vocalists??  Did Missy fail to pay her backup dancers? Did JoeyOrgan decide to spend the last few dollars the Gorgas had on black hairspray paint instead of repairing the beaver-gnawed basement recording studio??  We wanna know!!!

SH WITTY WEEKEND!! Caption This…CAPTIONED!

GORGA CAPTIONED

“Jeanne” will receive a personal tour of the brand new FranklinLakes marble mausoleum custom built by JoeyOrgan’s bare hands!!  FinePrint:  Your personal tour includes being locked in JoeyOrgan’s liberry room where you will be forced to watch a live performance by Missy lipsynching singing “OnDisplay”… 

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To These NJ HouseHusband’s? AND… The “Sexy” Gorgas??

Are they still pushing SizzleTans?   OR… have all of their “career” opportunities dried up since their Housewife wives are swirling the drain fast?

gorga sizzle tans

gorga wakile sizzle tans

AND… we really have to ask!!!  Whatever happened to the Gorga’s “we’re sexy” persona??  Gorga’s gave sex tips for marriage after their appearance on DrOZ back in September 2013.  Whatever happened to those SEXY Gorgas??

BLIND ITEM! Guess The Broke Housewife And Her Unemployable HouseHusband!

FromCDAN:

This Real Housewife couple claim they are cutting back spending.  The truth is they have no money to spend.  

Their entire income is from the show or appearances.

No one will hire the husband any longer and creditors garnish the majority of their income because he has so many loans in default.

melissa home show

(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)

NOTE:   We did a RHONJ lawsuit comparison back in 2013.  Take a look at the long list of lawsuits filed against Melissa Gorga, Joe Gorga and Gorga Enterprises… HERE.

Gallery

MELISSA GORGA: Looking For Atten-Shun… Taking Twitter Questions! Missy Says JoeGorga Works Real Hard!

This gallery contains 7 photos.

MissyGorga just so happened to have some time for questions!! Missy says that her new house will still be built and that JoeyOrgan really works!!  Missy didn’t say what exactly JoeyOrgan does… just that he works real hard, he’s a … Continue reading

Gallery

TALE OF TWO GORGAS! Scared/Not Showing Off… Not Scared/SHOWING Off! Which One Is It??

This gallery contains 6 photos.

The Gorgas are in the same business as the Giudices,” a source close to the couple told Radar Online. “So that’s really hitting close to home. There’s a fear: could the government come after them? Could the government be looking … Continue reading

Image

SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This… CAPTIONED!

CAPTION winner GORGA SEX TAPE

“Curly Q” will receive Missy’s old feather skirt from 2012 shown in photo.  FinePrint:  The skirt also comes with a semi-truck packed with unsold CD singles of “On Display”!  You must have a valid CDL to claim this prize!

Gallery

TREE’S LATEST ATTORNEY JAMES LEONARD…RHONJ SuperFan… Negotiated KomaKathy and MissyGorga’s Bravo Contracts

This gallery contains 1 photo.

From January 19, 2012… Who is “anonymous” who shelled out $10,000 to have some spaghetti with Missy, KomaKathy and RancidRichie?  The presence of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” stars Melissa Gorga and Kathy Wakile helped raise extra money at a Saturday-night fundraiser. The event … Continue reading