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MeGo’s Quick But Heavy With Hypocrisy BravoBlog: “Just can’t understand why certain things come out of people’s mouths!”

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  WARNING!!!  Have duct tape handy while reading this hypocritical mess.  Duct tape is the only safe method to stop your eyes from rolling… Hi everyone!   What happened to “HI LOVERS!”??… I think my facial expressions say it all … Continue reading

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RHONJ Car Dealer Ripoff…

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Remember those high-end automobiles in which MeGo was posin’?  The dealership owner thought that having a Housewife associated with his wheels would bring in customers.  He was wrong.  In fact, BobbyKhan, the owner of Emporio Motors in Ramsey NJ not … Continue reading

Whatever Wednesday: Whatever Happened To Sex Tips From Da Gorgas?

Whatever happened to da Gorgas being the sex couple on the RHONJ???   Watch as da Gorgas give their personal sex advice back in September 2013 on Dr Oz… a far cry from this season’s MeGo being the innocent know-nothing when it comes to raunchy sex:

 

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MeGo’s Preposterous-You-Gotta-Be-Kidding BravoBlog: Says Da Gorgas Haven’t Let This Whole “RealityTV” Thing Take Over Their Lives!

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Hi Dolls!  MeGo reverting back to “Hi Lovers” is not far off! Such a great time on WWHL with Andy last night. Joe and I always have a blast and love being there. The Bravo family is such a great … Continue reading

MelissaGorga…Did She Or Didn’t She??

 The ever-changing look of Melissa Gorga…

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MeGo’s come so far since her 2011 half-assed days!!

 

Gorgas On WWHL…

Gorgas on WWHL… giving reasons as to why the RinoRumor isn’t true.

We’re givin’ the RinoRumor 33886643,0083747346 Kens…

RHONJ Preview: HouseHusbands In FL

 

Who the hell cares about what the HouseHusbands are fighting about?  Have the producers run out of Housewives problems?  It’s hysterical to see MeGo transition from JoeyOrgan’s sex slave to a laughable stab at being the “proper” Jersey wife…

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: MeGo Sings “Like An Angel”…

 

From September 2013… How could such talent be denied???  How could she have given up her life’s passion so quickly??

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MeGo’s GagFest Delusional BravoBlog: JoeyOrgan Is “Talented” Custom Home Builder

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Hi!  WHAT!?!? No “Hi Lovers!”??? Hope everyone is having a great September. I love this time of year — the crisp mornings, back to a routine, back to the gym! I’m feeling good! Oh and let’s not forget the Pumpkin … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND!! What REALLY Happened To MeGo’s Singing Career…

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“Housewife Hoe” will receive one pair of used ear plugs worn by one of da Gorga’s twelve-year-old fans.  Disclaimer:  Winner will be required to personally secure said ear plugs from twelve-year-old super fan… he’s still wearing them!

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MeGo’s UberBoring BravoBlog: Visit My Trainer And BUY MY STUFF!! From 2012… MeGo’s Passionate About Her Music Career!

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Hi Everyone!  What happened to MeGo’s old “Hi Lovers!” salutation?? ‎One week without writing a blog seems like an eternity!  Not long enough… besides, we all wanna know about MeGo’s serial squatter in her beaver-infested marble mausoleum and not this … Continue reading

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JoeyOrgan… The Michaelangelo Of Home Builders!

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Is there any further proof needed to show that JoeyOrgan is a victim of his own ShortManSyndrome and NapoleonicComplex?  In this disturbing RHONJ preview, da Gorgas meet with their architect to chat about the plans for their brand new Michealangelo-built, … Continue reading

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Gorga’s Scammin’SerialSquatter … Outta The Beaver-Infested Gorga House! Says He Owes JoeyOrgan Zip!

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The serial squatter who has been taking up space in Melissa and Joe Gorga’s marble mausoleum says he will end his fight and move out.  Interpretation:  Patterson could not come up with money for attorney’s fees, let alone a lump payment … Continue reading

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RHONJ Housewives Refuse To Film With HouseHusband… Another Planted PR Item

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Another “SHOCKING” allegation re the RHONJ subhumans fed to ROL to create more interest in the dump of a NJ season.  This is in addition to the disgusting spoon-fed item describing the allegation from yesterday of a “raunchy sex scene” … Continue reading

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JoeyGorga v SerialSquatter Update… Squatter Has 24 Hrs To Pay $23,477

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From TheDailyRecord: Superior Court Judge Stephen Taylor, sitting in Morristown, conducted a bench trial Tuesday and Wednesday on the Gorga’s complaint to evict tenant Kai Patterson for non-payment of rent for the 13,000-square-foot mansion on Pond View. The judge ultimately … Continue reading

Problems Unloading The Gorga’s Marble Mausoleum

Gorgas trying to unload their marble mausoleum for $3.8 million in 2013…but, no one’s biting!   JoeyMarcoGorga says the house could have sold for over **eye roll** SIX million a few years ago… MeGo says that they’re moving because of Tree:

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MORE Of Gorgas v Serial House Squatter… 2012 House Tour With MeGo!!

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From TheDailyRecord: Patterson owes $192,557 as of Sept. 1 and going back to March 1. The sum includes both monthly rent payments of $10,000 and $10,000 each month toward purchase of the home, plus $100,000 that Patterson was supposed to … Continue reading

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MeGo’s SuperShort Totally BS BravoBlog: Forgets Aunt From 2011

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Hi everyone! Ahh! I’m holding onto summer like I hold my red wine glass when I watch the episodes of #RHONJ!  MeGo’s roots are in beer drinking… Let me start by thanking Bravo for showing those beautiful pictures of my … Continue reading

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JoeyMarcoGorga Turns 4-0! Celebrates By HoldingHands And Pushin’ Jewelry!

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JoeyMarcoGorga is the big 4-0.  MeGo celebrated in AtlanticCity with her favorite media outlet there to take the photos to prove how much she and JoGo are in love.  According to USMagazine, da Gorgas were holding hands… ALL NIGHT!! In … Continue reading