SH EXCLUSIVE! KingD Rushed To ER After Nightmare!

KingD dreamt that Loada got every one of his beloved Grammys in a divorce settlement!  

Downgraded and financially devastated, KingD was forced to work with “vocalists” Missy and Wretched!!   A NIGHTMARE!!

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SISTER WIVES: Finale Includes Divorce…

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NOTE:  The first image which appeared when doing a search at SH for a SisterWives media item to include!!   Perhaps Missy and her sisters could be SisterWives!?!?  But, which HouseHusband would play the part of KavemanKody?? On tonight’s finale … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Cheating NJ HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

He would never leave her because he likes the fame too much…

…but this husband of a NJ Housewife is having sex almost daily with a woman he met at the gym.

The woman is starting to talk to more and more people about it.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY… Whatever Happened To “Sexy” MelissaGorga Posing For Record Covers?

EVERYONE WANTS SEXY MISSY… BUT, SHE’S JOEY ORGAN’S!!

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SH “HIT AND RUN” … HOUSEWIVES EDITION! DrunkOtis Out? NayNay “Modeling”? Snooki NOT A RHONJ! Loada Too Tired For Reunion? Countless New Record? MissAndy Q&A “BuyMyBook”! And MORE!!!

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What could be more apropos on Friday the 13th than Housewives items!! DrunkOtis “hints” at leaving the RHOBH.  Don’t get excited… it’s just one of those mystery source PR items!  OR, maybe DrunkO is making tons of $$$$ from selling … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s “Singing” Career?

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We took a brief respite from asking “Whatever Happened To Melissa Gorga’s Fabulous Singing Career”… but, the question STILL haunts us.  How could Missy, who has a burning desire to share with the entire world her life’s passion… the passion which has been on display since her daddy perched her on a coffee table and made her perform… SUDDENLY and with NO warning, not even warning her rabid fans, just STOP lip synching singing???   Missy says that her fans have stuck with her and she wants to continue to stick with her fans in the talking segment of this not-even-lip-synching “performance” at “Red, Hot And Blue 2013″!  Did JohnnyWright drop Missy from his big-star stable of vocalists??  Did Missy fail to pay her backup dancers? Did JoeyOrgan decide to spend the last few dollars the Gorgas had on black hairspray paint instead of repairing the beaver-gnawed basement recording studio??  We wanna know!!!

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“Jeanne” will receive a personal tour of the brand new FranklinLakes marble mausoleum custom built by JoeyOrgan’s bare hands!!  FinePrint:  Your personal tour includes being locked in JoeyOrgan’s liberry room where you will be forced to watch a live performance by Missy lipsynching singing “OnDisplay”… 

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To These NJ HouseHusband’s? AND… The “Sexy” Gorgas??

Are they still pushing SizzleTans?   OR… have all of their “career” opportunities dried up since their Housewife wives are swirling the drain fast?

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AND… we really have to ask!!!  Whatever happened to the Gorga’s “we’re sexy” persona??  Gorga’s gave sex tips for marriage after their appearance on DrOZ back in September 2013.  Whatever happened to those SEXY Gorgas??

BLIND ITEM! Guess The Broke Housewife And Her Unemployable HouseHusband!

FromCDAN:

This Real Housewife couple claim they are cutting back spending.  The truth is they have no money to spend.  

Their entire income is from the show or appearances.

No one will hire the husband any longer and creditors garnish the majority of their income because he has so many loans in default.

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)

NOTE:   We did a RHONJ lawsuit comparison back in 2013.  Take a look at the long list of lawsuits filed against Melissa Gorga, Joe Gorga and Gorga Enterprises… HERE.

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“Jeckyll and Hyde” will receive an autographed copy of premier home builder, JoeyOrgan’s house plans for his dream home in FranklinLakes.  FinePrint: Winner must retrieve house plans from NewJersey landfill. 

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MELISSA GORGA: Looking For Atten-Shun… Taking Twitter Questions! Missy Says JoeGorga Works Real Hard!

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MissyGorga just so happened to have some time for questions!! Missy says that her new house will still be built and that JoeyOrgan really works!!  Missy didn’t say what exactly JoeyOrgan does… just that he works real hard, he’s a … Continue reading

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TALE OF TWO GORGAS! Scared/Not Showing Off… Not Scared/SHOWING Off! Which One Is It??

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The Gorgas are in the same business as the Giudices,” a source close to the couple told Radar Online. “So that’s really hitting close to home. There’s a fear: could the government come after them? Could the government be looking … Continue reading

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The RHONJ Casting Call Has Failed… Says Mystery Source!

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  “Real Housewives of New Jersey” sent out a casting call because they decided to save the show while Teresa Giudice is in prison. According to ROL, they are not having any luck finding the right family to fill the … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! IT’S A CLASSIC…

It’s hard to believe that MelissaGorga simply threw away all of her God-given talent when the RHONJ went on hiatus!  

Missy threw away her vocal talent, which she cultivated since a very young child, to sell bold and glamorous cheap junk jewelry… she’s now a “designer” for the Housewives “buy my stuff” channel, HSN!

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SH “HIT AND RUN”: Look Inside! Shane Keough…SkankyJo… LuAnn Crowing About RHONY… Alana Eats A Burger…KimRichards TV Show “Where’s Larry” …Mohamed Hadid Sued…Tamballs In 80’s Dance Video!

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  Jeana Keough’s son has had it selling real estate in OrangeCounty.  Sean Keough has ditched OC for bigger real estate horizons in LasVegas…and to be with his girlfriend, MissNevada. SkankyJo does more bikini shots… Speaking of SkankyJo… Mohammerhead is … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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DrunkOtis now issuing dates/times of when she’s drunk! DrunkOtis got a name for her wine!! Tamballs’ still selling her used junk on EBay…comes with used kleenex and damp sports towels. Camille gets a cover… HagfaceKyle will be looking just like … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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Has MissAndy banned the Housewives from appearing on the WendyWilliamsShow?  It certainly appears that he has. The reason for the ban of the Housewives?  WendyW brought up MissAndy’s engagement to Sean Avery.  NOTE:  We’ve been keeping an eye on that … Continue reading

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“Curly Q” will receive Missy’s old feather skirt from 2012 shown in photo.  FinePrint:  The skirt also comes with a semi-truck packed with unsold CD singles of “On Display”!  You must have a valid CDL to claim this prize!

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TREE’S LATEST ATTORNEY JAMES LEONARD…RHONJ SuperFan… Negotiated KomaKathy and MissyGorga’s Bravo Contracts

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From January 19, 2012… Who is “anonymous” who shelled out $10,000 to have some spaghetti with Missy, KomaKathy and RancidRichie?  The presence of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” stars Melissa Gorga and Kathy Wakile helped raise extra money at a Saturday-night fundraiser. The event … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY… Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s “Singing” Career?

Whatever happened to MelissaGorga’s life passion?  How could Missy ditch the talent she was born with? The talent which she worked so hard to showcase on the RHONJ?  How could she NOT lip sync sing after all the time and energy Bravo put into creating her pop star story line??   When will we ever get an answer!?!?!

In this 2012 meeting, JoeyOrgan says about his sexy wife:  “You have a true artist in front of you… so, whateryou gonna do wit dat?”

In additional Gorga news… as predicted, premier home builder JoeyOrgan has decided to sell his dream location in FranklinLakes.  Gorgas will be ensconced permanently in their beaver-damaged spec house!

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“Jeckyll and Hyde” will receive a sample of Tree’s first attempt at a prison cake!  FINE PRINT:  You must be an approved visitor, so start writing those “fan” letters!!

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“LittleMissEverything” MelissaGorga Schlepping At Home Shows…

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Poor MelissaGorga!!!  Since her “singing” career has fizzled, she’s been relegated to taking any job that is willing to pay her… along with pushing her junk jewelry! Missy’s now schlepping around local HomeShows…where she’s known as “Little Miss Everything”!  Whatever … Continue reading

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How To Decide When The RHONJ Will Return… ANOTHER Total BS Item!

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NOTE:  This planted item paid for by KomaKathy! “Production is currently holding focus groups about moving forward without Teresa. They are trying to determine what the public perception was of the new cast and if any casting changes need to … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Dream Of SuperStardom?

Another example in our continuing quest to find the answer to “Whatever happened to Melissa Gorga’s dream of being a singing superstar?”  Missy’s superstar dream may have been trampled by STATIC!!  Watch for the eye rolls…

How could Melissa just quit her life long passion? How could Melissa leave the many fans of her lip syncing singing in the dust?