WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To JoeyOrgan’s Secretary?

Watch the excruciatingly bad acting by MeGo as she questions JoeyOrgan about his “secretary”!  Whatever happened to JoeyOrgan’s secretary… and his business… and his office?  WE WANNA KNOW!!! 

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“arabicanut” will receive one free admission to the Housewives Used Boobs Museum.  FinePrint: Transportation and lodging to the BoobMuseum are the responsibility of the winner.  Winner also must provide their own lunch.

MelissaGorga At Her JerseyShore House…Tree’s Kids Not There! Smiles While Items Confiscated…

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Are those Tree’s things being confiscated for auction??  Tree’s shore house auction has been postponed until July…

(Thanks “GetOut”!!)

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HOUSEWIVES TWEETS…

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Housewives tweets!! HFKyle’s youngest acting protege… hammin’ it up for the camera!  FrontPorcha is just like lil Milania! Monty assures that Kingsley is doing well… Kingsley is even behaved enough or tranquilized enough to visit a dog park! MeGo shows … Continue reading

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RHONJ Filming In Fall… MeGo, BubbaJax And KomaKathy Signed… Theme Will Be FAMILY!

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From NYDailyNews: Bravo publicly maintains that no decisions have been made yet about the future of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” while Teresa Giudice remains in the slammer. One show insider, however, tells DailyNewsConfidential that several cast members have been … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To MeGo’s Singing Career? See Her New Boobs!!

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In honor and reverence to MeGo’s new boobs, we’re taking a look back the “accidental” discovery of her voice for WhateverWednesday!!   See MeGo’s original nose and her original boobs … from 2011:

(Thanks “romo” and “cmhr”!!)

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“AnnaCephaly” will receive a visit to Dr. Ferillo’s office!  FinePrint:  Winner will be entitled to a three-minute tour of Dr. Ferillo’s secret stash of Housewives used boobs!  Winner must reside within walking distance of Dr. Ferillo’s office. 

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RadioHost Asks MissyG Why She Instagrammed Her Boob Job… It’s Normal!

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MessyG’s interview with Kiss108 starts off with the host asking why in the world would Messy inform the world that she’s getting new boobs via Instagram on May 12; then touches on FELONTree… and ends with Messy saying that MissAndy … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To Missy’s Fabulous Singing Career?

We have to know what happened!  How could MessyG have yearned for a singing career since she was a little girl singing on a coffee table to just suddenly stop singing?  We wanna know!!  In this look back, Tree’s new atty, James Leonard, makes a cameo appearance!  The SoulDiggaz tell MessyG she can sing…

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Who’s The Housewife Who Needs Atten-Shun… Badly??

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It’s MessyG!  If you’re a Housewife who desperately needs to stay relevant whilst your show is on indefinite hiatus and your new supply of junky made-in-China jewelry hasn’t come in, so you don’t have anything to push… what would that … Continue reading

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“AnnaCephaly” will receive a personal tour of the FranklinLakes structure by JoeyOrgan himself!  FinePrint:  Warning!  Winner must have access to an abundance of Xanax to take before touring.  “OnDisplay” will be blaring in every room throughout the structure.

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RHONJ Not Represented At Bravo Upfronts… Doesn’t Matter

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ANOTHER totally mixed up non-story from ROL!   This one seems to have been provided by Camber and LawsuitJim!   Those Marcheses have been distributing Camber’s now-over-saturated story about her cancer returning to every media outlet possible… probably with that … Continue reading

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To MessyGorga’s Pop Star Singing Career??

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We had nothing to report on Teresa Tuesday, so let’s bring back a favorite WhateverWednesday question: Whatever happened to MessyG’s very exciting singing career?  The career which she was born to do?  The career which she worked so hard to … Continue reading

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“roho” will receive one of MessyG’s newest “BuyMyStuff!” beaver products!  FinePrint:  Winner must bring their own sledge hammer to capture beaver living inside the Gorga’s marble mausoleum walls!

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The Talented Relatives Of Housewives! TreyC MessyG’s Cousin… LizzieRovsek Brother!

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An update on TreyC… MessyG’s cousin.  The one who has actual talent!   Trey was in the latest 50 cent video… TreyC was recently seen on the DiscoveryChannel in an InvestigationDiscovery episode of “My Dirty Little Secret”… titled “Don’t Mess … Continue reading

MessyG “Starring” At “LasVegas-Style” Club… In Connecticut!

MessyG got herself a brand new bag gig and she’s putting out the word a month in advance!!  In addition to selling her junky jewelry on HSN, Messy will appear at a LasVegas-style nightclub in Connecticut!!

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NOTE:  If MessyG had 1/1000000 of the talent found under JamesBrown’s fingernails, she actually could play… COWBELL!


(Thanks “anon”!!!)

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The MessyG/ChineseBubbaJax “Mystery Source” Weak Link

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These chicks will do ANYTHING to stay relevant in the hopes of keeping their jobs.  According to ANOTHER “insider” mystery source item, MessyG is forging a friendship with ChineseBubbaJax.  Depending on which way the casting for the RHONJ goes, MessyG has … Continue reading

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TREE JOODICE: Sending Hate Mail To Brother JoeyOrgan From Danbury!

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Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in… … back into TreeJoodice’s BS, a day before “If It’s Tuesday, It Must Be Teresa”! A source close to The Real Housewives of New Jersey star tells ROL that … Continue reading

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“ROMO” will receive the first copy of MissyG’s next book!  FinePrint:  Missy ran out of money for a ghostwriter.  Missy is still looking up words to use in the first sentence of her book.  Projected release date for MissyG’s book is August, 2028.

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“HBalls” will receive the actual necklace from MissyG’s HSN jewelry collection worn by MissyG during her Jamaica stay!!  FinePrint:  Upon receipt, the fine piece of jewelry may be extremely tarnished and/or in pieces. 

Is MissyG Taking Over Tree’s Food Business?

Is MissyG trying to fill the vacancy left by Tree by selling food?  Will MissyG’s next step be selling ravioli??

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There are already paid PR people “begging” to buy it!!

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And others who are suspicious…

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(Thanks “romo”!!!)

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FRIEND OF GORGA’S EMPORIO MOTORS UPDATE: Bobby Kahn Brother Arrested, Held On $1 Million Bail… Bobby Still A Fugitive

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From CliffviewPilot: The brother of fugitive Afzal “Bobby” Khan, a former Ramsey luxury car dealer wanted by federal authorities for defrauding dozens of customers and lenders, was being held on $1 million bail in the Bergen County jail following his … Continue reading

JOE JOODICE DRIVING DILEMMA SOLVED!!

It’s a win-win situation … JoeyOrgan “Drivin’ Miss Juicy”!!

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