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GUESS THE SUBHUMAN!!

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As you are all well aware by now, there was a FEBUS spawn celebrating their engagement.   Can you guess which New Jersey subhuman was wearing these frocks??       If you don’t care to guess, you can find … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS KKKelly BF… Miami Season Four… HagfaceKyle HairyLegs…GorgaBikini Shots… Ramoaner WITH Mario…

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Did ANYONE believe that total bullsh*t story about Ramoaner divorcing Mario????  Don’t wanna say “TOLDJA SO”… BUT… Ramoaner tweeted this cozy photo… Next announcement will be Ramoaner on a talk show explaining how much she LOVES Mario and they just … Continue reading

ALEC LEAVING

TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: What A Shame…Alec And Piers Are Outta Here!!… Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga HeadBumpin’

It is with great sadness to find that Alec Baldwin is leaving New York… OOPS!!  Alec threw in that word “probably”!  Alec has threatened to leave New York and to leave the country several times… and he never leaves!

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Alec Baldwin is throwing in the towel. In a candid chat with New York magazine the Oscar-nominee reveals his prediction that he will ‘probably’ have to pack his bags and farewell his beloved hometown of New York City sooner rather than later.  The article, rather dramatically titled I Give Up, takes centre stage on the magazine’s cover.   MORE from TheDailyMail…

GO HOME, PIERS!!

GO HOME, PIERS!!

… and even SADDER!!!   Piers Morgan is gettin’ da boot from CNN!    NOTE:  P’s ratings have been tanking steadily.  Hopefully, CNN and/or other “news” outlets won’t replace BritPiers with another Brit or foreign national who has no idea what American citizens want!  Finally, Piers got the message to BUTT OUT!

. . . “It’s been a painful period and lately we have taken a bath in the ratings,” he said, adding that although there had been times when the show connected in terms of audience, slow news days were problematic.

“Look, I am a British guy debating American cultural issues, including guns, which has been very polarizing, and there is no doubt that there are many in the audience who are tired of me banging on about it,” he said. “That’s run its course and Jeff and I have been talking for some time about different ways of using me.”     MORE from WeaselZippers.com

NOTE:  We can’t stand Piers and hope he’s already no longer on US soil… not only for his gun control stance (which is none of his BritBusiness…), but for very strangely butting in about Camille Grammer!!  

We love Camille and hope she comes back to the RHOBH!!  Would LOVE to hear Camille repeat the lines said about Adrienne by Jello’s mother, “Who is dat “Yolanda” woman?  Who does that “Yolanda” woman think she is… who is she in this world?”

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RHONJ TREE MEGO

AND… if you’re lookin’ for the subject matter of the Housewives, Tree and MeGo are over at TheDailyMail all smilin’ and bumpin’ heads together for photos…

We’re givin’ the fakery of the Joodice/Gorgas 383473629,99834636 DrEvils…

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(Thanks to SH readers “romo” “anon” and “PDM”!!!)

AND… pathetic desperado Housewife, SkankyJo, paid for more bikini shots of herself!     Didn’t Skanky’s 2014 calendar sell???     NOTE:  Really… what IS with the bikini shots??  Those shots did nothing for WretchedRossi… and are doing nothing for PT Housewife!

SH ***EXCLUSIVE*** YOLANDA FOSTER: KingDave Rushed To ER After “Too Real” Nightmare! … UPDATE: Even More **Exclusive-y**!! YODA Has House Nightmare On The Same Night!!!

KingDave dreamt that YODA got every one of his three Grammys in a divorce settlement!  Downgraded and financially devastated, KingDave was forced to work with “vocalists” Missy and Wretched!!  

A NIGHTMARE!!  

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NOTE:  YODA had a nightmare, too!!  YODA awoke sweaty and shaking after dreaming that her Malibu house was sold for $945,999!!   $26 million BELOW asking price!!!  After the BananasFosters divorce, the only offer for that traffic-noisy house was from one of YODA’s rabid fans, who only wanted an unlimited supply of lemons to look exactly like her idol, YODA!!  To see what ConnieUnsellica bought…click on the underlined to see what YODA does NOT want you to see!!

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MELISSA GORGA: Messy Lookin’ For Sympathy… What Will Melissa Do For Her Very Ill Aunt?… Will Melissa Charge Tickets For A Benefit And Sell Her CDs…As She Did In 2011???

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Melissa Gorga’s relative is ill… she tweeted about it today and is asking for your prayers: After reading Melissa’s tweets, was thoroughly disgusted.  WHY???  Because in 2011, another of Melissa’s aunts, Lorraine Royale, was extremely ill AND financially desperate.  What … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH 2012 ARCHIVES, MELISSA GORGA: MeGo Was The FIRST “Fake It ‘Til You Make It” Housewife…Said In 2012 BravoBlog…’Splains How She Got On RHONJ… And Says She and JoeyMarcoGorga Own Four or FIVE Houses! REALLY???

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NOTE:  After reading DavidRae’s article at TheAdvocate re the Atlanta Housewives who are “fakin’ it ’til they make it”… …found that it was Melissa Gorga who first admitted to bein’ a “fakin’ it” Housewife in her BravoBlog from October 2012!   … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE**!!! MELISSA GORGA… Secretly Contacted Grammy Awards For NEW Category!

BOTH Melissa and JoeyMarco Gorga secretly called the Grammy Awards offices… demanding a new category for MeGo’s “songs”!!!   After pestering the Grammy offices for weeks… 

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis Is Simply Playin’ Her TweeterReaders!!… IT’S HARD Tryin’ To Be A PodCasterMaster!… Takin’ A Look Back At All The PodCasting Housewives!!

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DrunkOtis has given us yet ANOTHER gift of a tweet!! DrunkOtis is now… only NOW…is trying to educate herself on how to become a MasterPodCaster!! And, how exactly does @BrandiGlanville go about learning the art of audio communication?   DrunkOtis … Continue reading

MELISSA AND JOE GORGA: Da Gorga’s New House…

Good grief!!   Da Gorga’s musta got themselves a gigantic raise from Bravo!

I'LL BE BUILDIN' IT ALL BY MYSELF!!

I’LL BE BUILDIN’ IT ALL BY MYSELF!!

MELISSA GORGA: MeGo Gettin’ Slammed For Congratulating NayNay…

Melissa Gorga sent a “way-t0-g0″ tweet to NayNay and the RHOA… and was quickly shot down by tweeters accusing her of not really congratulating NayNay, but slamming Tree:

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NOTE:  Is MeGo THAT uninformed to say that NayNay has never thrown products at her “fans”???  NayNay has done plenty of pushin’ products!  

Who could forget the “Nethia” shoe… from August 2012???

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BUY MY STUFF!!!!

BUY MY STUFF!!!!  I “CREATED” THIS SHOE ALL BY MYSELF!!

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MELISSA GORGA: What The Hell Did MeGo Do To Her Face… Again???

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What the hell is Melissa Gorga doin’ to her face?? MeGo was posin’ with her plastic surgeon…after her very obvious lip-plumpin’ injections and cheek implants!  Did MeGo have a boob job, too? A look at the many faces of Melissa! … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… TAKIN’ A LOOK BACK: What Was Goin’ On In December… One, Two and Three Years Ago!

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While looking for something else, got lost in the past! These are some of the interesting items discovered from around this time three years, two years and one year ago around this time, which you may have totally forgotten about… … Continue reading

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STOOPIDEST WORDS SPEWED BY A HOUSEWIFE: We Have Another Winner!!

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After many reminders of the dumbazz words which heave and erupt from the Housewives mouths, have relegated HagfaceKyle’s “winning words” to the side… and will feature MORE ridiculousness gushed from the Housewives! Today will feature the intellect of one of … Continue reading

MELISSA GORGA: Takin’ A Look Back At MeGo’s Christmas Party Preparations… With “FabulousFred”

Let’s take a look back at MeGo’s preparation for her 2011 Christmas party… with “FabulousFred.”

“Fabulous Fred stops by to review Melissa Gorga’s Christmas party/event… FabFred said that the party would be at least $50,000… and that was with schlubs for servers.

If Melissa goes with attractive servers who can speak, FabFred’s gonna add another $10000…  Like who has a step and repeat at a Christmas house party???”

 

MELISSA GORGA, TERESA GIUDICE: Caption This… What Is Melissa Gettin’ Tree For Christmas?

MeGo was doin’ her Christmas shopping early this year… and had her list prepared!  WHAT did MeGo write on her list???

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MELISSA GORGA, JOE GORGA: “I Don’t Wanna Go To Tree’s For Christmas Eve”!!!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is filming now, so we’ll be getting the Christmas dilemma… the same one faced by JoeyMarcoGorga two seasons ago:

 

Even more bizarre… from two seasons ago… was the FEBUS crew sittin’ around talkin’ about what Tree was wearin’!!