WhateverWednesday: Another Of MelissaGorga’s Musical Performances!!

WhateverWednesday… we never tire of featuring another of MelissaGorga’s totally auto-tuned and lousy lip-synced performances!  Whatever happened to Melissa’s music career?  The career which she prayed for since she was a toddler… the music career which she worked so hard to accomplish… the breakthrough career to which she agreed to exploit when she became a Housewife?  A mystery insider says that the basement music studio which JoeyOrgan installed in their spec house to assist in his wife’s career has been destroyed by a hoard of ravenously hungry beavers!!  This misfortune is a very con-veeeen-e-ent excuse for explaining the complete abandonment of MeGo’s mediocre musical mess!

Watch TabathaCoffey’s reaction around the 2:17 mark:

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MelissaGorga Full Of BS BravoBlog… Says Viewers “See It All”… But Wants Privacy… Starting “Charity”!!

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Hi My Bravo Family,‎  STILL NO “HI LOVERS!”  I say family because I really feel like we are and that all the viewers really do know us now. We’ve been through so much together throughout the years. It’s not always … Continue reading

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SH EXCLUSIVE!! Inside MissAndy’s Mind! Who Will Be The Next RHONJ Star??

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RHONJ Share The Best Tweets They’ve Ever Gotten…

SaintZinaLaurita is just sooooo desirable… the only tweets she gets are nasty sex tweets from all the guys who are after her.  TeresaJoodice says that she just spends five minutes on her ghostwritten twitter.  Ambuh gets tweets about her really bad makeup and blames it on lighting…

FIRST LOOK AT RHONJ REUNION SHOW: TeresaGiudice Walks Off… Says It’s Her Last Reunion Show

The HouseHusbands even have to muck up the reunion shows… what, no BigGayRosie?  Lovely Bride of Frankenstein hair on SaintZina!  Melissa calls out SaintZina on her “family” values…

Will VictoriaGotti crash the reunion show waving the “truthful” results from her polygraph test??

RHONJ First Look: Teresa/Melissa’s Fake Friendship; SaintZina’s “Charity”

Teresa goes to court… and her PrisonPrepper’s face is blurred out!!  The newly-kind-to-Teresa-Melissa pays a morning visit to the Giudice house, bringing coffee and kids.  The kids are told to “stick by each other no matter what”… totally disingenuous coming from these two!   SaintZina starts arrangements for her “charity”…

 

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY… MelissaGorga In A Fat Suit! Scares The Crap Outta Her Kids…

From October 2011:  FAT SUIT MELISSA!

RHONJ Finale Preview: It’s All About The Felons!

Poor SaintZina!  Her grand ladybug event gets upstaged by the Giudice’s sentencing… and, how is JoeyOrgan building a house without a license?

Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky… this rotten season of the RHONJ is finally OVER! 

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Who Is MelissaGorga Kidding?!?! Which “Mascara And Lip Gloss” Kinda Day Do YOU Believe?

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MelissaGorga wants you to suspend any thinking brain cells you may have left since watching her on the RHONJ… and believe that THIS is MeGo on a “mascara and lip gloss” kinda day! No, MeGo… THIS is what you look … Continue reading

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The Gorga Characters Which BravoTV And SirensMedia Want YOU To Forget!

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   Do the brainiacs at Bravo and the low intelligence producers at SirensMedia really think viewers are equally dumb?  Apparently the answer to that question is a huge “YES”! Their spoon-feeding of Joe and Melissa Gorga as the “mature” and … Continue reading

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RHONJ Preview Part I: BigGayRosie Wins In ‘Marry, Shag, Kill’… KomaKathy Makes Kanolli; RancidRichie Is Crude… Melissa Lunches Ambien

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RHONJ Preview Part I:  In this scene filmed after the real filming of the RHONJ stopped to include the come back of AsianBubbaJax to boost ratings, everyone meets up at KomaKathy’s house to discuss AGAIN the never ending Mommy rumor. … Continue reading

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RHONJ PREVIEW: Apologize!! SaintZina And Gorga Highly Recommend… TeresaGiudice Not Bowing Down To Nobody!

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SaintZina was not supposed to open her mouth and spread the rumor which Teresa told her…unless the rumor was repeated in an “improper way”.  There’s bombs dropped about Teresa all the time.    Teresa’s not bowing do to anyone for … Continue reading

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY! JoeyOrgan Discovers His Wife’s Wenchy “Singing” Talent!

June 2011:  “Some of these singers can’t even sing!”… amazingly, JoeyOrgan does not include his wife in this category!!  Watch as JoeyOrgan, wearing one of his wigs, suddenly discovers his wife’s wenchy “singing” talent!!

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MelissaGorga Short BravoBlog: Pray For “Those Four Sweet Girls”

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Hi everyone, Sorry for the late blog. We filmed the reunion all day Sunday and my kids have schedules that are often times busier than mine, so I finally had a second to stop and write. ‎I’m not going to … Continue reading

BAD ACTING!! MeGo’s DanceMoves… Ambien’s Cancer Scare!

The funniest scene on tonight’s RHONJ:  MelissaGorga spent all that money on those dance lessons with Chris Judd!!  Watch as MeGo does some choreography before Ambien lights up.  Ambien gets the “BEST ACTING” award for her flailing, wailing and all-around subjugating herself to her cancer-causing cigarette!!   For someone who is educated on cancer, Ambien should know that lighting up one smoke is not going to instantaneously reignite her cancer!  ACTING!!

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MeGo’s Quick But Heavy With Hypocrisy BravoBlog: “Just can’t understand why certain things come out of people’s mouths!”

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  WARNING!!!  Have duct tape handy while reading this hypocritical mess.  Duct tape is the only safe method to stop your eyes from rolling… Hi everyone!   What happened to “HI LOVERS!”??… I think my facial expressions say it all … Continue reading

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RHONJ Car Dealer Ripoff…

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Remember those high-end automobiles in which MeGo was posin’?  The dealership owner thought that having a Housewife associated with his wheels would bring in customers.  He was wrong.  In fact, BobbyKhan, the owner of Emporio Motors in Ramsey NJ not … Continue reading

Whatever Wednesday: Whatever Happened To Sex Tips From Da Gorgas?

Whatever happened to da Gorgas being the sex couple on the RHONJ???   Watch as da Gorgas give their personal sex advice back in September 2013 on Dr Oz… a far cry from this season’s MeGo being the innocent know-nothing when it comes to raunchy sex:

 

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MeGo’s Preposterous-You-Gotta-Be-Kidding BravoBlog: Says Da Gorgas Haven’t Let This Whole “RealityTV” Thing Take Over Their Lives!

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Hi Dolls!  MeGo reverting back to “Hi Lovers” is not far off! Such a great time on WWHL with Andy last night. Joe and I always have a blast and love being there. The Bravo family is such a great … Continue reading

MelissaGorga…Did She Or Didn’t She??

 The ever-changing look of Melissa Gorga…

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MeGo’s come so far since her 2011 half-assed days!!