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SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This…

JUICY TREE CAPTION

Best caption will receive tutelage in tomato sauce making by Juicy himself!  FinePrint: TomatoSauceTutelage may be revoked at any time on unpredictable whim of Juicy… or if garage where sauce is to be made becomes unavailable due to the “sold” sign on the Joodice marble mausoleum.   NOTE: Poor Juicy… sleeping on a pillow without a pillowcase!

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Teresa Is SAD Thinking Of How She Wrecked Lives… The Lives Behind Her BRANDS!

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  NOTE:  Teresa’s ghostwriters and mystery sources should check with each other before feeding their paid stories to various media outlets.  We all know Teresa needs the cash, but these “insider” stories about Teresa are so unbelievable that they are … Continue reading

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LIST OF CREDITORS GIUDICE’S DID NOT PAY… TREE’S 2009 BRAVO PAY $10,000 MONTH

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NOTE:  After receiving several links from SH readers to a list of people and businesses which Teresa and Juicy did not pay, the info has been on the SH Masthead since 2009…  A VERY QUICK OVERVIEW OF THE JOODICE BANKRUPTCY … Continue reading

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Teresa Signed For Bravo Cooking Show…Says Mystery “Insider”

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  Teresa Giudice may be going to prison on January 5, but once she sheds her orange jumpsuit she’s got a job already waiting for her. The beleaguered Housewife already has a deal to host a cooking show for Bravo and … Continue reading

TeresaGiudice Blaming “Negative Forces”… Threatens To Pay $7,500 Herself For Stripper Jr Video!

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Teresa is secretly blaming her co-stars — and Internet “haters” — for the lackluster response to fundraising efforts for her daughter’s girl band.

“Teresa believes there are negative forces, including co-stars from RHONJ, that are the reason why Gia’s music video fundraising efforts have been a failure so far. Teresa says there are haters that are determined to make sure Gia’s music career goes down in flames,” a source told ROL.

“3KT loves our fans! We want to give you an awesome original Christmas music video in time for the holiday! Join us!

If Gia’s Junior Stripper Group doesn’t get $7,500 by December 12, they won’t be making their Christmas video!!!   BUT… that mystery source says:

The source hinted:

“Expect Teresa to fork over the money if the Kickstarter campaign fails.”

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SH EXCLUSIVE! GiaJoodice GirlGroup’s Christmas Song!!

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The brilliant genius “STAN” has provided the lyrics to lil GiaJoodice’s girl group’s new Christmas song!  

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Sung to “JingleBells”…

Dashing through the snow
with the creditors in chase
“Tre” spends all the cash
at an alarming pace…

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Judge is feeling duped
all her words ignored
juicy Joe was guzzling wine
and passed out on the floor…OHHHHHH

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Prison cells, prison cells, locked up all the way -
Tre and Joe away you go ’cause now it’s time to pay – HEY -

CASH ONLY… FOR MY COMMISSARY ACCOUNT!!

Prison cells, prison cells, locked up all the way -
Tre and Joe away you go ’cause now it’s time to payyyyy….

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(Thanks “STAN”!!!!)

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MELISSA GORGA: Talks WackyJackieChan And Danielle…

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Another telling little tidbit from MelissaGorga’s HomeShow appearance in March 2014. At the :30 mark MeGo explains that WackyJackieChan will NOT be on this season of the RHONJ. At the 1:10 mark, MeGo states that she never met Danielle. WackyJackieChan … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This…

CAPTION GIA Teresa

“DinoBaby123″ will receive a tour of the recording studio where the GirlGroup recorded their songs!  FinePrint: Before stepping into the studio, an unpaid lien must be satisfied.  Last checked the amount was $835,633… the GirlGroup just couldn’t get the song right, even WITH auto tune!!

Gia’s GirlGroup Responds To All The “Adults”…

IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE THAN A SMARTASS 13-YEAR-OLD??  OR THE GHOSTWRITER FOR THE SMARTASS 13-YEAR-OLD??

We thank all of our supporters for their love!  All the kind words and well-wishes make us smile, work harder and love what we do even more!

Those “adults” who are JUDGING and posting negative comments to us, GET A LIFE! We are kids and don’t even have it in us to act as disgusting and immature as you. We are fully clothed in this video, and last we checked, clothing does not make a person who they are or aren’t as a human being. It’s what is inside, and you can choose to be ugly or kind. Live with your choice, and Instead of posting nasty things about KIDS whom you don’t even know, do something better and more positive with your time.

As our choreographer JJ says “GET YOUR LIFE”. – 3KT

NOTE:  Even their choreographer has the brain of a five-year-old!  The phrase is “GET A LIFE”… 

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RHONJ Reunion on The Soup

Teresa’s Biggest Fan Is Waiting For Her At Danbury!

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According to an “inside source” close to the wife of a cousin who use to date one of the vendors who supplied Twix bars to the Danbury commissary who told the cellmate of a Danbury prisoner who was released in 1999, there is a male prisoner serving time in Danbury for committing the crime of assault with a deadly weapon.  The prisoner claims that the charges are trumped up and he never assaulted anyone with a deadly weapon!  Unless throwing an XBox III at his wife after she scored higher than him counts.

Another “inside source” tells us that John “Whacky” Thrombotelli claims to have details in connection with the real identity of the person who offed Tiny Manzo and left him in the trunk of a Lincoln Continental.  In a bizarre twist, Thrombotelli will only reveal the killer’s identity IF he can remain a prisoner in Danbury until January 30!

Thrombotelli is a huge fan of New Jersey Housewife, Teresa Giudice and wants to be Teresa’s private guide when she arrives at Danbury on January 5.  Thrombotelli says that if his sentence is not extended, he will commit the first crime he can after he is released from Danbury… just to be back in Danbury to be one of the first Danbury inmates to greet Teresa!!

Will Thrombotelli get his wish to be Teresa’s personal guide to prison life in Danbury?  Will Thrombotelli unlock the keys to the contents of that Lincoln Continental truck which was overloaded with the bloated body of a Manzo?   Will Thrombotelli be released as scheduled and the killer’s identity never known?  OR will Thrombotelli cut out of Danbury, commit another crime as he has threatened… only to be sentenced to 50 years… in ANOTHER PRISON!?

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Tree’s Tortured Days Leading To Danbury!

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Teresa Giudice is finding the thought of prison a little difficult to digest. With her 15-month prison sentence just over six weeks away, the Real Housewives of New Jersey star has lost her appetite, a source reveals in the new … Continue reading

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THE MILANIA CHRONICLES… The Key To Mischievous Milania’s Behavior!

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Milania has been the focus of many examples highlighted by the RHONJ producers because of her inappropriateness and her advanced “vocabulary”.  Milania Giudice has been the poster child of how “reality” show children should not behave. While many find Milania’s … Continue reading

MORE RHONJ Lost Footage: TeresaGiudice’s Four Beautiful Doorters!

Tree tells her four beautiful doorters to live life to the fullest every day!!  Especially her more-mature-for-her-age-doorter, Gia!  Where’s Juicy???

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RHONJ NOT COMING BACK… Until TeresaGiudice Out Of Prison!

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A source close to the production tells Confidenti@l that Bravo expects to shelve the hit show until the future Jersey jailbird gets out of the slammer. While other members of the cast have been anxiously waiting for seventh-season contracts to … Continue reading

A PROPOSED SOLUTION TO SAVE TREE’S KID FROM BEGGING FOR MONEY!!

It’s been pointed out that Gia’s GirlGroup has already recorded their Christmas song… they are requesting $7,500 to make a VIDEO of the song.  According to E!, their FIRST video was financially backed by the group’s manager and cost $5,000… not $10,000 as previously reported.  

IMO, the Girls’Group begging for money is a PR stunt.  What could be better than a story about a young teen whose parents will soon be banished to prison and needs financing to see her dreams come true?  A real Christmas story that tugs at the heart!  

A much better and more palatable end for this Christmas begging story would be that either Gia’s Godfather, JoeyOrgan, or Tree’s BFF, SaintZina cough up the $5,000.  If neither of these fabulously wealthy NJ cast members has the entire $5,000, certainly they could each find $2,500 each!  

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Didn’t JoeyOrgan just dump millions into his latest entrepreneurial garbage venture?   And more millions for his new house?

Hasn’t SaintZina been raking in the big bucks from selling those wedding planning certificates… and from mentioning products via twitter, facebook and instagram?

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Certainly those NJ subhumans could come up with a heart rendering win-win solution for everyone involved.  Their petty cash infusion would not only show their support for Tree’s kid, but would save Tree’s kid from the embarrassment of begging strangers for money!  

NOTE:  They could save major $$$$$ by using Melissa’s basement recording studio for their next song… if it hasn’t been totally destroyed by beavers!!

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RHONJ Lost Footage: Milania Busts Loose!

If this is the behavior of the Joodice kids when the cameras are there, imagine their behavior when the cameras are gone!  Milania, in particular, has many issues… anger among them.  The child is craving attention.