MORE HOUSEWIVES TWEETS!! DrunkO “BuyMyStuff”! HagfaceKyle TV Mystery! BYE NayNay! Loada’s LifeAdvice! WackyJackieChan Pushing Drink! Missy Tweeting “MORE Gorgas”!! B-Day Cards For Teresa’s Kid!!

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DrunkOtisStore… BUY MY CRAP STUFF!!!   Seriously… who is buying this junk? \    HagfaceKyle can’t figure out her TV… Loada is STILL giving out her life advice… Perhaps Loada could be cured of all her ailments by drinking some of … Continue reading


DRUNK OTIS HAS GOALS!! Wants Her Own Talk Show… Talks Teresa!

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From GossipGirl… DrunkOtis wants to have her own talk show… DrunkO thinks she’s another ChelseaHandler.  Actually, DrunkO IS like crude, rude Handler.   Isn’t DrunkO busy pushing her new wine line??  The best part of this interview with DrunkO??  She’s … Continue reading


TERESA IN DANBURY Getting Buff in PrisonGym! Wants MagCover And Show When Released

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According to the DedicatedToTeresa’sEveryMoveInsidePrison and those mystery sources, Tree is spending her time getting buff in the prison gym.  But, we all know that Tree’s first love is cooking.  Tree is really spending her free time perfecting her wine recipe. … Continue reading


SH “HIT AND RUN” … Look Inside!

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  Jeana Keough’s son has had it selling real estate in OrangeCounty.  Sean Keough has ditched OC for bigger real estate horizons in LasVegas…and to be with his girlfriend, MissNevada. SkankyJo does more bikini shots… Speaking of SkankyJo… Mohammerhead is … Continue reading


IF IT’S TUESDAY, IT MUST BE TERESA! Danbury Toilets MIGHT Back Up… Skeevy!!

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The latest in FELONTeresa’s stay at Danbury prison is the POSSIBILITY… the POSSIBILITY… that the snowstorm hitting the east coast will wreck havoc on the Danbury toilets. Teresa Giudice is locked in a living hell, as the blizzard that is … Continue reading



“Kingsley” will receive one of the first copies of the new DVD “Gia’s Girl Group Sings At Danbury Prison”!  FinePrint: DVD will be made as soon as the girl group raises $4 million on GoFundMe.



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(Thanks “romo”!!)


WATCH GirlGroup’s Disastrous Auto-Tuned-To-Death Sympathy Video That Backfired… 3KT Is Down One Carat

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ANOTHER BLATANT PLEA FOR SYMPATHY FROM 3KT…    Heard that MelissaGorga is campaigning to join the group as the “pretty one who can actually lip sync sing”! If there was anyone who gave one crap about this kid, she would … Continue reading

Joodice Kid Says Everything is GREAT! Emails Tree Every Day!

(Thanks “romo”!!)


JOODICE’S GO TO JAIL…To Visit Mom! A Day At Danbury…

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Nearly two weeks after starting her prison sentence, Teresa Giudice was finally able to reunite with her HouseHusband and her four beautiful dawters and E! News has all of the exclusive details. “They were amazed at how good she looks,” a source close … Continue reading


MissAndy Answers: Was DrunkOtis’ Drink Toss Real? Does MissAndy Talk With Teresa?

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The drink toss was totally staged… and MissAndy was in on it.  IF you have any doubts, listen to ONLY the audio.  Bravo/MissAndy/Housewives are doing anything to attract viewers, as the Housewives have driven off the cliff… and are free-falling … Continue reading


WARNING FOR JAILBIRD TREE…Leave Your Spork At Danbury!

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From TheSmokingGun: After completing a jail sentence, a Florida woman left the Manatee County lockup last month with a smuggled memento of her time behind bars. In a Facebook post, the woman wrote, “just a pic of a souvenir I … Continue reading


DANBURY UPDATE: Will Teresa Commit A 205…And Be “GayForTheStay”?

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A former inmate of the RHONJ’s prison says that the facility is suffused with a secret and “forbidden” gay culture! “Women get involved with other women there and it is extremely forbidden,” a former inmate at the federal prison in … Continue reading


TERESA PRISON UPDATE: Working In Skeevy Danbury Laundry… Tree Wanted Kitchen Duty!

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In the latest mystery blurb about FELONTeresa, she is working in the laundry and isn’t liking it.  Teresa doesn’t like touching other people’s dirty underwear… it’s skeevy.  Teresa really wanted a job in the Danbury kitchen: “She really was hoping … Continue reading


Tree’s Attorney Threatens Legal Action!

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Teresa Giudice is acclimating just fine in prison despite what many reports say, her lawyer tells E! News exclusively! Not only does James Leonard Jr. want to clear the air about his client’s well-being, he is also threatening legal action … Continue reading


TREE JOODICE NEWS: Tree Reaches 1 “Millions” Followers…And “Morning At Danbury”

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In the latest Criminal News:  TreeJoodice has finally reached her goal of over 1 million followers on twitter. What exactly having achieved 1 million twitter followers does for Tree is questionable.  Of course, the bump in followers could be due … Continue reading

RHONJ Return Dependent On FELONTeresa

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From TMZ:

We’ve learned Bravo is seriously considering shelving “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” until Teresa gets sprung … they think she’s THAT important to the success of the show.

Our sources say Bravo execs have been holding meetings and they’re “strongly leaning” in the direction of putting the show on ice, because without Teresa it’s boring. Bravo is worried a bad season could tank the show, and it’s just safer to wait.

This is not sitting well with the rest of the cast. Bruised egos aside, the women are pissed at the prospect of not pulling in a paycheck for more than a year. She’s serving 15 months.

Teresa, who has a conflict with virtually every other “housewife” on the show, can almost certainly use this turn of events to her financial advantage. It’s pretty basic … the more the network needs you, the more you make.

We’re giving this item a huge…

no kiddiing

as we’ve been saying this since the last season of the RHONJ ended.

NOTE:  Despite all the obvious PR items put out by the EX-NJ Housewives about the RHONJ returning, cast members of the last season doing their best for attention and the reports of focus groups determining the fate of the RHONJ, ONE thing is very clear:  Bravo is closely observing the affect Teresa’s stint in Danbury affects her popularity.   IF Teresa’s rabid fan base remains and/or grows, Bravo will revive the RHONJ or reward Teresa with her own show.  IF Teresa’s fan base dwindles, the RHONJ won’t return and the possibility of some type of a Joodice spinoff show is dead.  

The RHONJ has ALREADY had a disastrous season and the hopeful projections of FEBUS to bring her crew back to resuscitate the show is simply laughable.

Teresa’s “people” are doing as much as they possibly can to keep her name in the spotlight… even putting out those mystery source items…to prove to Bravo how valuable Teresa is to the network, despite her being a felon.  The direction Bravo takes totally depends on various indicators, which include responses/comments to the items re FELONTeresa.

For those totally unaware, ALL Danbury inmates are required to perform chores… even making their own beds!  

(Thanks “FLPhil”!!)  



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Has MissAndy banned the Housewives from appearing on the WendyWilliamsShow?  It certainly appears that he has. The reason for the ban of the Housewives?  WendyW brought up MissAndy’s engagement to Sean Avery.  NOTE:  We’ve been keeping an eye on that … Continue reading




“Curly Q” will receive Missy’s old feather skirt from 2012 shown in photo.  FinePrint:  The skirt also comes with a semi-truck packed with unsold CD singles of “On Display”!  You must have a valid CDL to claim this prize!


According to the DailyMail:

  • Joe Guidice and daughters Gia, 14, and Milania, 8, pictured leaving home
  • They were expected to travel to Danbury, where Teresa Giudice is jailed
  • But instead, they headed to a cheerleading contest at New Jersey school
  • They later returned to New Jersey mansion, before Joe shortly left again
  • He was spotted visiting San Michele Social Club in Paterson, NJ
  • Meanwhile, real estate broker was trying to sell Giudice house, recently reduced to $2.99m
  • Other daughters, Gabriella and Audriana, thought to have stayed home
  • If Juicy decides to visit Teresa tomorrow instead, he will have to abide by the time restrictions of 8.30 am to 3.30 pm.  Under Danbury rules, he can only see Teresa a maximum of three days a week.

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NOTE:  Frank Giudice owns the SanMichele Social Club… looks like his sons, Pete and Joe Giudice, now run it.

MORE ON TERESA IN DANBURY… What It’s REALLY Like As Told By Former 15-Year Inmate


“She’s doing great.   I got a series of emails from her and she is doing phenomenally,”  Teresa’s attorney James J. Leonard, Jr gushed.

“It seems like she is getting acclimated very well.  She tells me that everybody is nice and everybody is treating her respectfully.  She said both the staff and the inmates are being nice to her and that she is getting along fine.”

NOTE:  REALLY?  Teresa’s new attorney should simply not say a word, as his description of the seemingly delightful place where Tree is currently institutionalized doesn’t ring true one bit.  The series of emails he’s received from Teresa are more than likely ALL saying the same thing:


Teresa has been thrown into a new environment and it’s not a nice place.  The “everyone” who are “nice” and “respectful” are the intake guards… and they were probably put on notice that if they weren’t nice and respectful, they would lose their jobs.  But, let’s move past intake, where Teresa is surrounded by her brand new “friends” …the majority who look at Teresa as someone who can do something for them.  

Teresa is scared sh*itless, anyone new to the harsh prison system would be… as this woman who spent 15 years in Danbury for racketeering describes:

Teresa will be worse after the first visit with Juicy and her kids.  As for her income, Tree stated on her 2009 bankruptcy documents that her Bravo income was a measly $10,000… HERE.


First Visit To Danbury Scheduled Saturday

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“Real Housewife” turned jailbird Teresa Giudice is getting a visit from husband Joe and daughters Gia, Gabriella, Audriana and Milania on Saturday, when the family will head to Danbury Federal Prison to visit the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star, … Continue reading

TREE TELLS HER STORY… We’ve Heard It All Before!


“I wake up every morning and I live for them. My daughters are my world and now you’re going to make me cry.”  Oh Boo-Hoo-Dee-Hoo-Hoo!

(Thanks “anon” “PDM” and “Jozy”!!)

This info is from a former Danbury inmate.  The report stating that Tree entered Danbury with cash and her rosary simply proves what a total dumbass she and/or her advisers are:

  • Cash is not necessary and will be confiscated. It’s best to go in with a US Postal Service money order as they are widely accepted in all prisons (federal and state).  Additionally, don’t let anyone know that you have money. Pretend that you’re poor and penniless. That way there’s no danger of other prisoners trying to extort money from you.  NOTE:  This tip will not work for Teresa!  
  • Don’t trust anyone. That goes for guards, other prison officials, and the person in the cell next door. If someone is being nice to you, ask yourself “What’s in it for her?” They almost always have some hidden motive that you don’t know about. In prison, nothing is free.


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Teresa Giudice wasn’t the only one affected by her imprisonment early today.

Her husband, Joe, was “very somber” before she left, her lawyer, James J. Leonard, Jr.

“I think the enormity of this entire situation hit him … as I think it did their entire family,” he said. “But these are very strong people and they’re gonna get through it.”

Joe was sentenced to 3.5 years (41 months) behind bars, and will begin his time after his Tree is released. Until then, he will be caring for the couple’s four daughters.

“I know that Joe is capable of taking care of them,” Leonard said.

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NOTE:  Which is the REAL JuicyJoe?  

The “somber” father who, as described by Tree’s latest lawyer, is a “strong” person who is capable of taking care of his and Tree’s FOUR BEAUTIFUL DAWTERS?

OR, is JuicyJoe an alcoholic who drinks wine all day, every day as portrayed in court in front of Judge Salas?

It’s clear that JuicyJoe wanted to use the the RHONJ drunk footage to help his sentencing.  Alcoholism is considered a disability and the disabled are offered special treatment via classes in prison.  Juicy’s alcoholism was also used as another reason in attempting to sway Judge Salas in her sentencing decision for Teresa.  After all, Judge Salas wouldn’t KNOWINGLY send Tree to prison fully aware that a raging alcoholic would be taking care of her FOUR BEAUTIFUL DAWTERS!

The alcoholism label was another great reason to keep Tree out of prison and give her either home confinement, monitoring or probation… anything but prison.  Unfortunately, the “I’m an alcoholic” angle didn’t work and Tree is now officially a resident of Danbury prison.

The question remains unanswered… which one is the real Juicy?

Joodice Attorney Talks…

NOTE:  Tree and Juicy taking the kids to church…nice touch.   Tree’s atty is a long-time friend of the RHONJ… he paid $10,000 to lunch with KomaKathy and RancidRichie back in 2012.  Leonard also negotiated MelissaGorga’s Bravo contract.

(Thanks “JustN” and “cmhr”!!!)