Another Christmas Memory From The New Jersey Crew!!

AAAHHHH…. the good old days!!!  Christmas at the Joodices was brought up at the RHONJ reunion show.  Melissa says that Juicy called her “raccoon eyes” and Tree says Juicy wasn’t talking about Melissa (which he WAS), but he was talking about KomaKathy!!

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The Phony RHONJ Reconciliation… Ranked 19 On The 10-Point BULLSH*T Scale!!

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NOTE:  We’re calling bullsh*t on this phony baloney reconciliation… and the BS meter exploded!  The ONLY reason these people are showing their new phony solidarity is to set themselves up to negotiate when Bravo offers them $$$ for their possible … Continue reading

Who Is On FEBUS’ Mind At Christmas Dinner?

2012…WHO IS THE TOPIC OF CONVERSATION AT FEBUS’ HOUSE AT CHRISTMAS??

EX-NJ Housewife Returning Says “Source”… ALLEGEDLY

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REALLY???  HollywoodLife has an “exclusive” stating that FEBUS is coming back to the RHONJ.

Praise! The great Caroline Manzo will be coming back to the delicious drama of Real Housewives of New Jersey!  A source revealed to HollywoodLife.com that Caroline was offered big money to return, and she agreed!

There’s no word yet on when she’ll be popping back up. If we’re going to throw out a prediction though, we’ll say next season is a safe bet. Teresa Giudice will be heading off to jail, so you know the drama will be insane.

One of the commenters at HollywoodLife said it best:

“Oh goody. An over bearing know it all mother, a cheating husband, a spoiled rotten whiny daughter, a son who can’t make his own life decisions and another son who can’t take the pressure. Here comes drama where T’ drama leaves off. Don’t like Caroline, never did but I guess you gotta make money somewhere. Maybe the old Brownstone isn’t doing well, shrug”

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NOTE:  Thought we got rid of her when she got her spinoff…there could not be a more despicable disgusting shady group of people in New Jersey.  HOWEVER, the Manzoids good buddy and favorite producer, Jacob Huddleston, is back from his failed stint producing RH of Miami and is now producing the RHONJ… and is the brains behind this sure-to-be-a-flop move!  

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(Thanks “JustN” “anon” and “PDM”!!)

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: Audriana’s Christening

How nice to see all the Jersey subhumans at a Christening…JuicyJoe checks out early:

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WHY TeresaGiudice Wasn’t Quite Sure… WHY Does SaintZina’s Charity Still List FEBUS As “Director”?

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A quick reminded of the dates which the RHONJ reunion was filmed from “Sandra”: I think posters do not realize that the reunion was filmed 2 days after sentencing and it explains a lot.  Teresa’s amazing strength came from expecting … Continue reading

SaintZina Ain’t Telling The WHOLE Story… Hasn’t Been At Family Function For Five Years!

FEBUS gives her side of the never-ending family discord amongst those lovely Lauritas and says that SaintZina has not been to ANY fambly functions for the last five years…

FEBUS Explains Her Grown Adult “Children”… SaintZina Tweets In

There are SO many things wrong about this: FEBUS sheds light on her grown ADULT “children” by saying that they are grounded people… and if they weren’t, she would slap them upside the head.   SaintZina sends a tweet to explain her no-shows at those lovely Laurita gatherings… she’s just not “in” with that group:

RHONJ Reunion: SaintZina Talks Fambly Relations…Never Met Nephew

SaintZina feels so bad for all the chilrun who understand their fambly feud…

HMMMMM… Why didn’t SaintZina go to her brother’s wedding???

 

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The SaintZina v FEBUS Feud… SaintZina Ain’t “Zen”!

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SaintZina really expected viewers to just go totally gaga over her return… and then buy whatever it is she’s pushing. Apparently, nothing went as SaintZina planned.  No one really cares for SaintZina and no one is buying her stuff.  The … Continue reading

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TeresaGiudice Making Videos For Kids To Watch While In Prison… Watch As FEBUS Makes Prediction

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The “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star, who is set to serve 15 months in prison for fraud, has reportedly been working on videos for her four daughters — Gia, 13, Gabriella, 10, Milania, 8, and Audriana, 5. “She wants … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY!

Whatever happened to the Fabulous FEBUS line of high-end-but-available-at-any-price bags?  Are they stacked in the Brownstone apartment?  OR, did WretchedChristine remove the tags and replace them with her logo??

NOTE:  This item was scheduled for October 15… an obvious technical glitch!

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From October 2013…FEBUSzoid Says “Bye-Bye” To RHONJ: Hypocrite “Hopes Grandchildren NEVER See RHONJ”… Then Does Spinoff

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Bravo…  NOTE:  Was not going to post this; however, quite an interesting sentence in FEBUS’ BravoBlog… Here we are, at the end of the Housewives Road. It was quite a season, wasn’t it? I hope you all enjoyed it. I … Continue reading

Which TIME Magazine Cover Is Better??

TIME Magazine has thrown on its cover another controversial first…a TransVegetable via EarlOfTaint!

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While the TransVegetable cover may be shocking, the MOST shocking TIME cover will forever be scorched in our brains…

The FEBUS Mommy cover!

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(Thanks to SH reader”HousewifeHoe”!! )