BLIND ITEM! Who’s The Sneaky Housewife?

This EX-Housewife is attempting to secure her position back on a Housewives franchise which is presently on hiatus.  

This EX-Housewife’s spinoff show is on shaky ground, despite the PR items stating otherwise… and she wants to keep a permanent seat on that easy “reality” show money train! 

How exactly is this EX-Wife trying to weasel back on to the show where she was once a full-timer?  

The EX-Housewife is issuing to her rabid fans images of her cooking skills!  Even asking on one photo:  

“Wanna SANGWICH?”  

The question is a clear message to the rabid fans of the Housewife she wishes to boot off the show and replace.

1)  Who’s the Housewife?

2)  Which Housewife is she trying to replace?

(Thanks “GetOut”!!!)

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The RHONJ Casting Call Has Failed… Says Mystery Source!

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  “Real Housewives of New Jersey” sent out a casting call because they decided to save the show while Teresa Giudice is in prison. According to ROL, they are not having any luck finding the right family to fill the … Continue reading

WHO IS THE SNEAKIEST CREEPIEST PEEPER??

CREEPER CHRIS?

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MOHAMMERHEAD?

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VINCE VAN PEEPIN’?

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FEBUS DOIN’ SOME SNEAKY CREEPY PEEPIN’

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(Thanks “romo”!!)

FEBUS SHOW RENEWED… We’re Callin’ BS!

GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!  Another mystery source item.  How much is FEBUS paying to put out this total BS?

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“Manzo’d With Children was renewed by the network recently,” a source close to production revealed to ROL.   “Bravo is planning to begin filming either this month or next.”  NOTE:  The filming schedule is planned well in advance.  If FEBUS’ show was renewed, this “close to production” mystery source would know when filming starts.

“Ratings were really good. Bravo was expecting around 500,000 viewers, but ended up getting over 1,000,000 in one episode! Bravo will be bringing the show back. A production team has begun to seek out advertisers to pay for the series.”   NOTE:  No advertisers for a show allegedly filming within a few weeks? Another clue that FEBUS’ show was ditched.

Caroline Manzo is also reportedly wanted for a Season 7 return to the RHONJ. While she has yet to comment on the rumors, the source said she’d be on board if Bravo was willing to give her a raise.

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“She definitely would return to Housewives if the money is right, and she definitely could handle doing both.”  NOTE:  FEBUS will do anything to keep her and her kid’s bathing in that easy “reality” show money.

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NOTE:  FEBUS is doing her best PR work to keep her name swirling around.  The purpose of this is to measure public opinion and interest.  We’ll believe that FEBUS got a new season of her feeble show when Bravo announces it.  

(Thanks “cmhr” and “JustN”!!)  

 

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How To Decide When The RHONJ Will Return… ANOTHER Total BS Item!

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NOTE:  This planted item paid for by KomaKathy! “Production is currently holding focus groups about moving forward without Teresa. They are trying to determine what the public perception was of the new cast and if any casting changes need to … Continue reading

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SH EXCLUSIVE!! MissAndy’s Reaction To 2015 Story Lines… Same As Last Year! He Really Lost It Seeing FEBUS!

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RHONJ Cast Jockeying For Positions! Premature Phony Feud Between FEBUS And Camber

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NOTE:  A new “report” based on those mystery “sources” at ROL.   FEBUS is jockeying for position in her old role on the RHONJ as the “FEverybodyButUS” Don of the Manzoid/CrookedLauritas fambly.   FEBUS will try anything to keep herself … Continue reading

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The Total Bullsh*t FEBUS/SaintZina Reconciliation

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The Laurita feud is all in the past as the family spent a loving Christmas Eve AND a pleasant Thanksgiving feast before that. ‘It was a mutual thing. Everybody was just over the nonsense,’ the mother-of-three, FEBUS, told Dish Nation. ‘Dina … Continue reading

Another Christmas Memory From The New Jersey Crew!!

AAAHHHH…. the good old days!!!  Christmas at the Joodices was brought up at the RHONJ reunion show.  Melissa says that Juicy called her “raccoon eyes” and Tree says Juicy wasn’t talking about Melissa (which he WAS), but he was talking about KomaKathy!!

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The Phony RHONJ Reconciliation… Ranked 19 On The 10-Point BULLSH*T Scale!!

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NOTE:  We’re calling bullsh*t on this phony baloney reconciliation… and the BS meter exploded!  The ONLY reason these people are showing their new phony solidarity is to set themselves up to negotiate when Bravo offers them $$$ for their possible … Continue reading

Who Is On FEBUS’ Mind At Christmas Dinner?

2012…WHO IS THE TOPIC OF CONVERSATION AT FEBUS’ HOUSE AT CHRISTMAS??

EX-NJ Housewife Returning Says “Source”… ALLEGEDLY

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REALLY???  HollywoodLife has an “exclusive” stating that FEBUS is coming back to the RHONJ.

Praise! The great Caroline Manzo will be coming back to the delicious drama of Real Housewives of New Jersey!  A source revealed to HollywoodLife.com that Caroline was offered big money to return, and she agreed!

There’s no word yet on when she’ll be popping back up. If we’re going to throw out a prediction though, we’ll say next season is a safe bet. Teresa Giudice will be heading off to jail, so you know the drama will be insane.

One of the commenters at HollywoodLife said it best:

“Oh goody. An over bearing know it all mother, a cheating husband, a spoiled rotten whiny daughter, a son who can’t make his own life decisions and another son who can’t take the pressure. Here comes drama where T’ drama leaves off. Don’t like Caroline, never did but I guess you gotta make money somewhere. Maybe the old Brownstone isn’t doing well, shrug”

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NOTE:  Thought we got rid of her when she got her spinoff…there could not be a more despicable disgusting shady group of people in New Jersey.  HOWEVER, the Manzoids good buddy and favorite producer, Jacob Huddleston, is back from his failed stint producing RH of Miami and is now producing the RHONJ… and is the brains behind this sure-to-be-a-flop move!  

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(Thanks “JustN” “anon” and “PDM”!!)

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: Audriana’s Christening

How nice to see all the Jersey subhumans at a Christening…JuicyJoe checks out early:

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WHY TeresaGiudice Wasn’t Quite Sure… WHY Does SaintZina’s Charity Still List FEBUS As “Director”?

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A quick reminded of the dates which the RHONJ reunion was filmed from “Sandra”: I think posters do not realize that the reunion was filmed 2 days after sentencing and it explains a lot.  Teresa’s amazing strength came from expecting … Continue reading

SaintZina Ain’t Telling The WHOLE Story… Hasn’t Been At Family Function For Five Years!

FEBUS gives her side of the never-ending family discord amongst those lovely Lauritas and says that SaintZina has not been to ANY fambly functions for the last five years…

FEBUS Explains Her Grown Adult “Children”… SaintZina Tweets In

There are SO many things wrong about this: FEBUS sheds light on her grown ADULT “children” by saying that they are grounded people… and if they weren’t, she would slap them upside the head.   SaintZina sends a tweet to explain her no-shows at those lovely Laurita gatherings… she’s just not “in” with that group:

RHONJ Reunion: SaintZina Talks Fambly Relations…Never Met Nephew

SaintZina feels so bad for all the chilrun who understand their fambly feud…

HMMMMM… Why didn’t SaintZina go to her brother’s wedding???

 

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The SaintZina v FEBUS Feud… SaintZina Ain’t “Zen”!

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SaintZina really expected viewers to just go totally gaga over her return… and then buy whatever it is she’s pushing. Apparently, nothing went as SaintZina planned.  No one really cares for SaintZina and no one is buying her stuff.  The … Continue reading