WHO IS THE SNEAKIEST CREEPIEST PEEPER??

CREEPER CHRIS?

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MOHAMMERHEAD?

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VINCE VAN PEEPIN’?

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FEBUS DOIN’ SOME SNEAKY CREEPY PEEPIN’

(Thanks “romo”!!)

SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This…

TREE PRISON CAPTION

Best caption will receive one of the first copies of the new DVD “Gia’s Girl Group Sings At Danbury Prison”!  FinePrint: DVD will be made as soon as the girl group raises $4 million on GoFundMe.

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WATCH GirlGroup’s Disastrous Auto-Tuned-To-Death Sympathy Video That Backfired… 3KT Is Down One Carat

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ANOTHER BLATANT PLEA FOR SYMPATHY FROM 3KT…    Heard that MelissaGorga is campaigning to join the group as the “pretty one who can actually lip sync sing”! If there was anyone who gave one crap about this kid, she would … Continue reading

Joodice Kid Says Everything is GREAT! Emails Tree Every Day!

(Thanks “romo”!!)

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Camber gets caught tweeting herself!!  She’s desperate to keep her crap “reality” job…

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Sorry, Jeana, we like you and all that, but we won’t be watching the RHOC.  

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Loada has a full recovery!!  Poor KingDavid… Living with Loada has turned him into an elf!

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What the hell is this?  Alana got herself another “modeling” job…

HURRY, MR CAMEL... I NEED TO GET TO MY CLASS AT NYU!!

HURRY, MR CAMEL… I NEED TO GET TO MY CLASS AT NYU!!

Did Loada remember to tell Alana that Mohammerhead died in 1999??

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Darin Harvey is in Utah…

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Vicki’s pushing clothes…

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HagfaceKyle…kyle

We’re giving all the above 99848837476633 Kens…because, HONESTLY…

AND, the Housewives will soon be…

(Thanks “Jen” “BlueIvy” and “KS”!!)

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JOODICE’S GO TO JAIL…To Visit Mom! A Day At Danbury…

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Nearly two weeks after starting her prison sentence, Teresa Giudice was finally able to reunite with her HouseHusband and her four beautiful dawters and E! News has all of the exclusive details. “They were amazed at how good she looks,” a source close … Continue reading

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MissAndy Answers: Was DrunkOtis’ Drink Toss Real? Does MissAndy Talk With Teresa?

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The drink toss was totally staged… and MissAndy was in on it.  IF you have any doubts, listen to ONLY the audio.  Bravo/MissAndy/Housewives are doing anything to attract viewers, as the Housewives have driven off the cliff… and are free-falling … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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DrunkOtis now issuing dates/times of when she’s drunk! DrunkOtis got a name for her wine!! Tamballs’ still selling her used junk on EBay…comes with used kleenex and damp sports towels. Camille gets a cover… HagfaceKyle will be looking just like … Continue reading

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BLIND ITEM! Who’s The EX-Housewife?

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From CDAN: This former Real Housewife, who is desperate to return, has seen her earnings take a nose dive.  She is taking every gig she can get and is now exchanging appearance fees for sex. I’m sure her kid(s) would love … Continue reading

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WARNING FOR JAILBIRD TREE…Leave Your Spork At Danbury!

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From TheSmokingGun: After completing a jail sentence, a Florida woman left the Manatee County lockup last month with a smuggled memento of her time behind bars. In a Facebook post, the woman wrote, “just a pic of a souvenir I … Continue reading

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They Just Will NOT Go Away! Another RHONJ “Star” Appears! Boyfriend In Prison 13 Years…

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Every single person who has appeared on the RHONJ is jockeying for a role IF the RHONJ returns.  Danielle has suddenly become fast friends with the twins and Camber… and FEBUS and her crew have been issuing those “mystery source” … Continue reading

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DANBURY UPDATE: Will Teresa Commit A 205…And Be “GayForTheStay”?

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A former inmate of the RHONJ’s prison says that the facility is suffused with a secret and “forbidden” gay culture! “Women get involved with other women there and it is extremely forbidden,” a former inmate at the federal prison in … Continue reading

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TERESA PRISON UPDATE: Working In Skeevy Danbury Laundry… Tree Wanted Kitchen Duty!

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In the latest mystery blurb about FELONTeresa, she is working in the laundry and isn’t liking it.  Teresa doesn’t like touching other people’s dirty underwear… it’s skeevy.  Teresa really wanted a job in the Danbury kitchen: “She really was hoping … Continue reading

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Tree’s Attorney Threatens Legal Action!

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Teresa Giudice is acclimating just fine in prison despite what many reports say, her lawyer tells E! News exclusively! Not only does James Leonard Jr. want to clear the air about his client’s well-being, he is also threatening legal action … Continue reading

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TREE JOODICE NEWS: Tree Reaches 1 “Millions” Followers…And “Morning At Danbury”

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In the latest Criminal News:  TreeJoodice has finally reached her goal of over 1 million followers on twitter. What exactly having achieved 1 million twitter followers does for Tree is questionable.  Of course, the bump in followers could be due … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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RHONJ twins Teresa Aprea and Nicole Napolitano are set to guest at the “2015 Celebration Ball Queen Contest Prom Fashion Show” on Thursday, January 15 at Colts Neck High School. The evening will feature fashions, floral, photography and limo services. … Continue reading

RHONJ Return Dependent On FELONTeresa

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From TMZ:

We’ve learned Bravo is seriously considering shelving “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” until Teresa gets sprung … they think she’s THAT important to the success of the show.

Our sources say Bravo execs have been holding meetings and they’re “strongly leaning” in the direction of putting the show on ice, because without Teresa it’s boring. Bravo is worried a bad season could tank the show, and it’s just safer to wait.

This is not sitting well with the rest of the cast. Bruised egos aside, the women are pissed at the prospect of not pulling in a paycheck for more than a year. She’s serving 15 months.

Teresa, who has a conflict with virtually every other “housewife” on the show, can almost certainly use this turn of events to her financial advantage. It’s pretty basic … the more the network needs you, the more you make.

We’re giving this item a huge…

no kiddiing

as we’ve been saying this since the last season of the RHONJ ended.

NOTE:  Despite all the obvious PR items put out by the EX-NJ Housewives about the RHONJ returning, cast members of the last season doing their best for attention and the reports of focus groups determining the fate of the RHONJ, ONE thing is very clear:  Bravo is closely observing the affect Teresa’s stint in Danbury affects her popularity.   IF Teresa’s rabid fan base remains and/or grows, Bravo will revive the RHONJ or reward Teresa with her own show.  IF Teresa’s fan base dwindles, the RHONJ won’t return and the possibility of some type of a Joodice spinoff show is dead.  

The RHONJ has ALREADY had a disastrous season and the hopeful projections of FEBUS to bring her crew back to resuscitate the show is simply laughable.

Teresa’s “people” are doing as much as they possibly can to keep her name in the spotlight… even putting out those mystery source items…to prove to Bravo how valuable Teresa is to the network, despite her being a felon.  The direction Bravo takes totally depends on various indicators, which include responses/comments to the items re FELONTeresa.

For those totally unaware, ALL Danbury inmates are required to perform chores… even making their own beds!  

(Thanks “FLPhil”!!)  

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Has MissAndy banned the Housewives from appearing on the WendyWilliamsShow?  It certainly appears that he has. The reason for the ban of the Housewives?  WendyW brought up MissAndy’s engagement to Sean Avery.  NOTE:  We’ve been keeping an eye on that … Continue reading

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SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This… CAPTIONED!

CAPTION winner GORGA SEX TAPE

“Curly Q” will receive Missy’s old feather skirt from 2012 shown in photo.  FinePrint:  The skirt also comes with a semi-truck packed with unsold CD singles of “On Display”!  You must have a valid CDL to claim this prize!

JUICY AND KIDS ARE NO SHOWS AT DANBURY…Juicy Goes To Social Club

According to the DailyMail:

  • Joe Guidice and daughters Gia, 14, and Milania, 8, pictured leaving home
  • They were expected to travel to Danbury, where Teresa Giudice is jailed
  • But instead, they headed to a cheerleading contest at New Jersey school
  • They later returned to New Jersey mansion, before Joe shortly left again
  • He was spotted visiting San Michele Social Club in Paterson, NJ
  • Meanwhile, real estate broker was trying to sell Giudice house, recently reduced to $2.99m
  • Other daughters, Gabriella and Audriana, thought to have stayed home
  • If Juicy decides to visit Teresa tomorrow instead, he will have to abide by the time restrictions of 8.30 am to 3.30 pm.  Under Danbury rules, he can only see Teresa a maximum of three days a week.

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NOTE:  Frank Giudice owns the SanMichele Social Club… looks like his sons, Pete and Joe Giudice, now run it.

FEBUS SHOW RENEWED… We’re Callin’ BS!

GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!  Another mystery source item.  How much is FEBUS paying to put out this total BS?

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“Manzo’d With Children was renewed by the network recently,” a source close to production revealed to ROL.   “Bravo is planning to begin filming either this month or next.”  NOTE:  The filming schedule is planned well in advance.  If FEBUS’ show was renewed, this “close to production” mystery source would know when filming starts.

“Ratings were really good. Bravo was expecting around 500,000 viewers, but ended up getting over 1,000,000 in one episode! Bravo will be bringing the show back. A production team has begun to seek out advertisers to pay for the series.”   NOTE:  No advertisers for a show allegedly filming within a few weeks? Another clue that FEBUS’ show was ditched.

Caroline Manzo is also reportedly wanted for a Season 7 return to the RHONJ. While she has yet to comment on the rumors, the source said she’d be on board if Bravo was willing to give her a raise.

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“She definitely would return to Housewives if the money is right, and she definitely could handle doing both.”  NOTE:  FEBUS will do anything to keep her and her kid’s bathing in that easy “reality” show money.

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NOTE:  FEBUS is doing her best PR work to keep her name swirling around.  The purpose of this is to measure public opinion and interest.  We’ll believe that FEBUS got a new season of her feeble show when Bravo announces it.  

(Thanks “cmhr” and “JustN”!!)  

 

MORE ON TERESA IN DANBURY… What It’s REALLY Like As Told By Former 15-Year Inmate

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“She’s doing great.   I got a series of emails from her and she is doing phenomenally,”  Teresa’s attorney James J. Leonard, Jr gushed.

“It seems like she is getting acclimated very well.  She tells me that everybody is nice and everybody is treating her respectfully.  She said both the staff and the inmates are being nice to her and that she is getting along fine.”

NOTE:  REALLY?  Teresa’s new attorney should simply not say a word, as his description of the seemingly delightful place where Tree is currently institutionalized doesn’t ring true one bit.  The series of emails he’s received from Teresa are more than likely ALL saying the same thing:

 GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE…NOW!  

Teresa has been thrown into a new environment and it’s not a nice place.  The “everyone” who are “nice” and “respectful” are the intake guards… and they were probably put on notice that if they weren’t nice and respectful, they would lose their jobs.  But, let’s move past intake, where Teresa is surrounded by her brand new “friends” …the majority who look at Teresa as someone who can do something for them.  

Teresa is scared sh*itless, anyone new to the harsh prison system would be… as this woman who spent 15 years in Danbury for racketeering describes:

Teresa will be worse after the first visit with Juicy and her kids.  As for her income, Tree stated on her 2009 bankruptcy documents that her Bravo income was a measly $10,000… HERE.

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TREE’S LATEST ATTORNEY JAMES LEONARD…RHONJ SuperFan… Negotiated KomaKathy and MissyGorga’s Bravo Contracts

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From January 19, 2012… Who is “anonymous” who shelled out $10,000 to have some spaghetti with Missy, KomaKathy and RancidRichie?  The presence of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” stars Melissa Gorga and Kathy Wakile helped raise extra money at a Saturday-night fundraiser. The event … Continue reading

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First Visit To Danbury Scheduled Saturday

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“Real Housewife” turned jailbird Teresa Giudice is getting a visit from husband Joe and daughters Gia, Gabriella, Audriana and Milania on Saturday, when the family will head to Danbury Federal Prison to visit the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star, … Continue reading