JoeyOrgan Agreed To Buy Stock AND Produce Documentary For House Squatter!

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The Gorga’s house squatter says that JoeyOrgan was going to help produce a documentary… after he buys up stock in the squatter’s company!!

“For the record, Mr. Gorga wanted stock in my company because he agreed to assist in the production of documentary related to child support in American, and he represented he has a family member who is owed child support.”

NOTE:  There are so many holes in this one sentence that a toothless beaver could glide right through it!    

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MelissaGorga Too Cheap For New Dress… New Year’s Eve Venue Half-Assed!

Melissa’s wearing the same dress, same hair for her NewYear’s Eve promo as her photos for her past appearances.  Melissa’s been wearing the same dress for two years!  Can’t JoeyOrgan buy her a new dress??  Are they that broke?

I'LL BE BRINGIN' JOSEPHINE WITH ME... AND DON'T FORGET TO BRING CASH!!

I’LL BE BRINGIN’ JOEY ORGAN WITH ME… AND DON’T FORGET TO BRING CASH!!

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“Enjoy a 5 hour premium open bar as you saunter through the enormous party castle. When you’re all fueled up, get ready to throw your hands up in the air to the sounds of a live performance from a world renowned DJ… more HERE!”

Melissa isn’t even lip syncing singing at the AMC NewYear’sEve party… maybe because it’s a half-assed movie theater venue!!! 

ANOTHER TreeJoodice Fan Has Tip To SAVE Tree From Danbury Prison!

Will Tree tweet Natasha??

 “Teresa, I think you were manipulated into this plea deal, and may be able to get it reversed. Please contact me, Natasha we are on twitter together.”

NOTE:  Everyone knows that if you’re on twitter together, you are best friends!!

(Thanks “TJS”!!)

Melissa Gorga’s Talented Cousin Update!

Looks like Melissa’s TALENTED cousin, TreyC, will be surpassing Melissa in both the singing and acting fields!  Along with just completing filming a reality show to air on WE TV,  TreyC is doing some work for InvestigationDiscovery and completed a 50 Cent video!  Nice going, TreyC!! trey

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Whatever Wednesday! Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Singing Dream?

In our continuing quest to find the answer to “Whatever happened to Melissa Gorga’s dream of being a singing superstar?”… we present another example of Melissa’s angelic crystal clear voice:

How could Melissa just quit her life long passion?  How could Melissa leave the many fans of her lip syncing singing in the dust?

FELONTreeJoodice Makes Ice Cream SANGwiches Wit Sprinkles!

Tree makes pizzelle ice cream SANGwiches covered in sprinkles (take THAT Melissa!!) with some sloppy gloppy not-her-personal-gelato ice cream…for her four beautiful dawters because sweets are so much fun!  Sweets make you happy!! 

For WHOM exactly is Teresa making these kindergarten-level instructional cooking videos?    OOPS… was that question answered within the question?   What’s next for Teresa… a video making toast?   Correction to FELONTeresa’s cooking advice:  if you are using heavier candies in which to roll your ice cream sandwiches, do NOT use harder ice cream.  Use slightly softened ice cream, roll in candies, immediately cover and put in freezer.

(Thanks “Cindy”!!!)

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Almost Passed Up This Item Re KomaKathy … READ What RancidRichie Said!

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Was going to pass on this item re KomaKathy from the SpartaAdvertiser… until reading THIS sentence:   “The book released in September debuted as a best seller…  …according to Richie Wakile.” Sparta Books had a visit on Thursday from “The Real … Continue reading

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FELONFeldman Cashing In On FELONTreeJoodice

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   Teresa Giudice isn’t too pleased about the deal for a tell-all book that could further damage her reputation. Her former crisis manager, Wendy Feldman, has turned on the Real Housewives of New Jersey star by announcing plans to talk … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis Makes Excuses For TreeJoodice … BravoFilming… Tree Didn’t Know What She Was Signing! Brandi Is An Idiot

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DrunkOtis says that Bravo/MissAndy is throwing big money at TreeJoodice to film her final days before walking through the front door at Danbury.  OF COURSE they are!!  Did anyone think that Bravo was NOT filming Teresa during her final weeks … Continue reading

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Girl Group MANAGER Says TreeJoodice Didn’t Pay For Video…PUH-LEEZE!!

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From TMZ: “Teresa Guidice may be a criminal, but she’s not as bad as people are making her out to be in the restitution department. There has been a torrent of criticism that Teresa funded her daughter’s 2 music videos … Continue reading

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WHAT’S AHEAD FOR TREE JOODICE… Danbury Prison Food!

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‘Twas the day before prison and all through the house, not a Wife was stirring, not even TreeJoodice… she was still hung over from her “going away” party over the weekend and tired from her GoingToJail yard sale! THIS IS … Continue reading

SH “Hit And Run”…

A MamaJune Sex Tape…

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WILL TAMBALLS GET THE NEXT OFFER??

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GEORGE CLOONEY’S WIFE PICKED BY OLDBAT BARBARA AS MOST FASCINATING.  Prediction:  Watch for George to come back to the US to run for office… probably in California… now that he has a “respectable” wife.

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Tamballs Throws Baby Shower…

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MELISSA GORGA TRYING TO MOLD A NEW PERSONA… Now Appearing At Science Centers!

Melissa Gorga of Toms River, who has appeared on the RHONJ Bravo reality show, headed to the Liberty Science Center in Jersey City on Saturday to host an event with parenting bloggers.

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PETE GIUDICE’S WIFE, SHEILA, SAYS SHUT UP… AND STOP IT!!  Sheila is absolutely correct!!

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We hear from the Gorga’s BeaverHouse Squatter!!!

“First of all, there are numerous parents we provide services that custodial parents need and cannot afford to receive enforcement orders to collect their unpaid child support. We provide parents with lawyers, for 13 payments of $30 and investigative services to find noncustodial parents. Without the investigative services and an affidavit to confirm a noncustodial parent lives at their locations, millions of custodial parents can even acquire a court date.

Are you alleging the attorneys we contract are also scamming clients? Check out the Lionel Ridenour Story (See: ). We were able to fined Mr. Ridenour, obtain an arrest warrant and force him to begin paying the more than $260,000 he owed in child support arrears. The only reason I am using this story to disprove your false allegations is we have a release form the our client to release the story. We also give our program to indigent custodial parents at no cost, so not only do I fined your allegations misleading, they are a result of you failing to do any research into the problems of custodial parents collecting child support in America, which Joe Gorga knows all to well.

For the record, Mr. Gorga wanted stock in my company because he agreed to assist in the production of documentary related to child support in American, and he represented he has a family member who is owed child support.”

NOTE:  Anyone owed child support can represent themselves “pro se” in the Family Division of their County Court.  Family Court WILL find the scofflaw… if he/she is employed!  Many owing child support skip out and find ways to make money which cannot be traced.  However, the majority of states are now interconnected using multiple databases to track someone who owes child support; that person who skipped out can be tracked in minutes.    So, SquatterKai, you have no idea what you are talking about… and you have no idea how FamilyCourt works.  There were no “false allegations” in the item…

887736464663554536 KENS for Gorga Squatter/BadSpeller Kai!

(Thanks “PDM” and “Chris”!!)

GIA’S GIRL GROUP VIDEO: Over Produced And Over Loooong! Where Was AuntMelissa To Teach Them DanceMoves?

In case you missed the video for GiaJoodice’s GirlGroup paid for by TWO “corporate sponsors”… here is the overly produced video done by a “reality” show daughter and her thrown-together-by-a-manager “friends”:

All we gotta say is WHERE THE HELL WAS HORSE-STOMPIN’ AUNT MELISSA to give these 13-year-olds some of those dance lessons learned from Chris Judd??   AND, which one is Gia?

SH WITTY WEEKEND… JuicyJoeJoodice Captioned!!

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“Mel” will receive a genuine JuicyJoeJoodice topless selfie!  FinePrint:  Acceptance of JuicyJoe’s selfie includes the winner performing two months of free housework at the yet-to-be-determined new Joodice re-done domicile…   

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WHAT IT’S REALLY LIKE INSIDE DANBURY PRISON… A Day In The Life For Inmate TeresaGiudice

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NOTE:  Some comments responding to this ongoing public service item for Treejoodice will be dated two months ago, as this item was originally published October 23! NOTE:  These descriptions are from released inmates of Danbury Prison… and are from a … Continue reading

SH “Hit And Run”…

OOPS!!!  This is going on now!!  Hurry if you want to see the NJ Twins!

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Teresa and her four beautiful dawters hang out with Kim Zolciak NayNay…

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The CelebrityApprentice PR photo… DrunkOtis totally eclipsed by Kenyan!!!

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Tree lighting with the Gorgas… Melissa was not invited to lip sync sing!!

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DrunkOtis hangs out with HeatherT and Tallmark…  WHAT!?!? No EBoost product placement??

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PT Housewife on the only “reality” show which would take her… and her HouseHusband:

(Thanks “Chris”!!!)

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The Phony RHONJ Reconciliation… Ranked 19 On The 10-Point BULLSH*T Scale!!

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NOTE:  We’re calling bullsh*t on this phony baloney reconciliation… and the BS meter exploded!  The ONLY reason these people are showing their new phony solidarity is to set themselves up to negotiate when Bravo offers them $$$ for their possible … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s “Singing” Career??

We’ll keep asking until Melissa or Bravo issues a BS statement re Melissa’s auto-tune life’s passion!!  Until that time, enjoy Melissa’s primo performance at the tail end of Beatstock in 2011 (this “singing” segment was aired in 2012).  Notice that the crowd is not watching Melissa… JuicyJoe looks so tough in that leather vest:

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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DRUNKS… IT’S AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE!!!  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of … Continue reading

The GirlGroup’s Christmas Song

 

If you want to see the video to this snoozefest, you’ll have to pay 99 cents on iTunes…

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TreeJoodice Cooking Show…

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TreeJoodice cooks the ONLY recipe which she’s memorized her lines to cook!  Her famous ‘devil’s shrimp over angel hair pasta’… which we’ve seen her cook dozens of times.  Tree even keeps in the line “my parents came here off the … Continue reading

MelissaGorga’s 2011 Christmas Party Preparations… With “FabulousFred”!

Let’s take a look back at MeGo’s preparation for her 2011 Christmas party… with “FabulousFred.”

“Fabulous Fred stops by to review Melissa Gorga’s Christmas party/event… FabFred said that the party would be at least $50,000… and that was with schlubs for servers.  If Melissa goes with attractive servers who can speak, FabFred’s gonna add another $10,000!   Who has a step and repeat at a private Christmas house party???”

How much money are the Gorgas going to spend on their fabulous annual Christmas party this year??