A Look Back At Old Tweets!!

WHILE SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING ELSE… FOUND THESE INTERESTING TWEETS BETWEEN MELISSA GORGA AND KIMD FROM SEPTEMBER 2012.  KIM HAS A GREAT WAY WITH WORDS!!

SPILL IT, KIM!!

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SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This…

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Best caption will receive a tour of the recording studio where the GirlGroup recorded their songs!  FinePrint: Before stepping into the studio, an unpaid lien must be satisfied.  Last checked the amount was $835,633… the GirlGroup just couldn’t get the song right, even WITH auto tune!!

Teresa’s Biggest Fan Is Waiting For Her At Danbury!

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According to an “inside source” close to the wife of a cousin who use to date one of the vendors who supplied Twix bars to the Danbury commissary who told the cellmate of a Danbury prisoner who was released in 1999, there is a male prisoner serving time in Danbury for committing the crime of assault with a deadly weapon.  The prisoner claims that the charges are trumped up and he never assaulted anyone with a deadly weapon!  Unless throwing an XBox III at his wife after she scored higher than him counts.

Another “inside source” tells us that John “Whacky” Thrombotelli claims to have details in connection with the real identity of the person who offed Tiny Manzo and left him in the trunk of a Lincoln Continental.  In a bizarre twist, Thrombotelli will only reveal the killer’s identity IF he can remain a prisoner in Danbury until January 30!

Thrombotelli is a huge fan of New Jersey Housewife, Teresa Giudice and wants to be Teresa’s private guide when she arrives at Danbury on January 5.  Thrombotelli says that if his sentence is not extended, he will commit the first crime he can after he is released from Danbury… just to be back in Danbury to be one of the first Danbury inmates to greet Teresa!!

Will Thrombotelli get his wish to be Teresa’s personal guide to prison life in Danbury?  Will Thrombotelli unlock the keys to the contents of that Lincoln Continental truck which was overloaded with the bloated body of a Manzo?   Will Thrombotelli be released as scheduled and the killer’s identity never known?  OR will Thrombotelli cut out of Danbury, commit another crime as he has threatened… only to be sentenced to 50 years… in ANOTHER PRISON!?

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Tree’s Tortured Days Leading To Danbury!

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Teresa Giudice is finding the thought of prison a little difficult to digest. With her 15-month prison sentence just over six weeks away, the Real Housewives of New Jersey star has lost her appetite, a source reveals in the new … Continue reading

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THE MILANIA CHRONICLES… The Key To Mischievous Milania’s Behavior!

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Milania has been the focus of many examples highlighted by the RHONJ producers because of her inappropriateness and her advanced “vocabulary”.  Milania Giudice has been the poster child of how “reality” show children should not behave. While many find Milania’s … Continue reading

MORE RHONJ Lost Footage: TeresaGiudice’s Four Beautiful Doorters!

Tree tells her four beautiful doorters to live life to the fullest every day!!  Especially her more-mature-for-her-age-doorter, Gia!  Where’s Juicy???

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RHONJ NOT COMING BACK… Until TeresaGiudice Out Of Prison!

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A source close to the production tells Confidenti@l that Bravo expects to shelve the hit show until the future Jersey jailbird gets out of the slammer. While other members of the cast have been anxiously waiting for seventh-season contracts to … Continue reading

RHONJ Lost Footage… Should Stay Lost!

In the now-required sex scene, SaintZina goes lingerie shopping with the twins, where SaintZina proclaims that she will “try anything once”!   

Tommy tried SaintZina once…

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A PROPOSED SOLUTION TO SAVE TREE’S KID FROM BEGGING FOR MONEY!!

It’s been pointed out that Gia’s GirlGroup has already recorded their Christmas song… they are requesting $7,500 to make a VIDEO of the song.  According to E!, their FIRST video was financially backed by the group’s manager and cost $5,000… not $10,000 as previously reported.  

IMO, the Girls’Group begging for money is a PR stunt.  What could be better than a story about a young teen whose parents will soon be banished to prison and needs financing to see her dreams come true?  A real Christmas story that tugs at the heart!  

A much better and more palatable end for this Christmas begging story would be that either Gia’s Godfather, JoeyOrgan, or Tree’s BFF, SaintZina cough up the $5,000.  If neither of these fabulously wealthy NJ cast members has the entire $5,000, certainly they could each find $2,500 each!  

GARBAGE

Didn’t JoeyOrgan just dump millions into his latest entrepreneurial garbage venture?   And more millions for his new house?

Hasn’t SaintZina been raking in the big bucks from selling those wedding planning certificates… and from mentioning products via twitter, facebook and instagram?

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Certainly those NJ subhumans could come up with a heart rendering win-win solution for everyone involved.  Their petty cash infusion would not only show their support for Tree’s kid, but would save Tree’s kid from the embarrassment of begging strangers for money!  

NOTE:  They could save major $$$$$ by using Melissa’s basement recording studio for their next song… if it hasn’t been totally destroyed by beavers!!

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SH EXCLUSIVE! GiaJoodice GirlGroup’s Christmas Song!!

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The brilliant genius “STAN” has provided the lyrics to lil GiaJoodice’s girl group’s new Christmas song!  

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Sung to “JingleBells”…

Dashing through the snow
with the creditors in chase
“Tre” spends all the cash
at an alarming pace…

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Judge is feeling duped
all her words ignored
juicy Joe was guzzling wine
and passed out on the floor…OHHHHHH

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Prison cells, prison cells, locked up all the way -
Tre and Joe away you go ’cause now it’s time to pay – HEY -

CASH ONLY… FOR MY COMMISSARY ACCOUNT!!

Prison cells, prison cells, locked up all the way -
Tre and Joe away you go ’cause now it’s time to payyyyy….

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(Thanks “STAN”!!!!)

RHONJ Lost Footage: Milania Busts Loose!

If this is the behavior of the Joodice kids when the cameras are there, imagine their behavior when the cameras are gone!  Milania, in particular, has many issues… anger among them.  The child is craving attention.

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MELISSA GORGA looking over the “no item more than $19.99″ junk jewelry she’ll be selling to her teen “fans”…

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Apollo’s mystery tweet!  Apollo “went away” in September… tweeted October 22.  Is Apollo using Tree’s ghost tweeter?

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Vicki is lovin’ that fan!!

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Crooks somehow equates being a scammer whose name has been dragged through the mud several times with that of being a self-made man!

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Camber has jumped on the $$$ for appearances train!  For $250 a ticket, YOU can attend the SECOND annual fill a need foundation’s gala.  This foundation will assist adults with autism.  IF their promise of a Hamlet comes to fruition, it would be a wonderful environment for autistic adults.  This foundation is listed on Guidestar; however, there is no information available.

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(Thanks “FLPhil”!!)

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Lil Gia’s Girl Group… Gia’s Parents Think Video Is “Fun”… Gia Just Wants To Make Them Proud

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NOTE:  We’ve been awaiting the video of Gia’s girl group interviewed by AccessHollywood.  The interview must have been so awful that AccessHollywood has only released the following.   Teresa Giudice’s daughter Gia is breaking into the music world and Access … Continue reading

THE TRUTH! From FiremanBobby…

PhonyFireman Bobby is threatening to tell the TRUTH… the whole truth and nuthin’ but the truth…about Ambuh and LawsuitJim!  Hope he explains all that contract stuff and tells everyone his and Nicole’s wedding date!

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SaintZina’s daughter would love for Harry Styles to “get in my pants”… how zen.

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$35 PLUS that HWs shipping fee… for 80 cents of beads:

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What happened to JoeyOrgan?  Looks like he could wear MeGo’s clothes… comfortably.

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YODA’S other “model” daughter arrested for DUI, Jello…

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(Thanks “anongirl” and “JustN”!!)

TeresaGiudice Kid Begging For YOUR Money! Needs Cash For New Video…

Obviously, TeresaJoodice ran out of money OR her attorney had a “talk” with her after she spotted her daughter’s girl group $10,000 to make their video.  The girl group is now begging for donations for their next video!  If they don’t get $7,500 by December 12, they’re threatening to not make a video!!

Their manager doesn’t have $7,500?  Their parents can’t come up with $7,500?  AuntSaintZina can’t help them out??   Maybe Teresa can grab $7,500 from the money she’s collected from hundreds of appearances where she demanded $25 CASH for a signed cookbook!

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3KT loves our fans! We want to give you an awesome original Christmas music video in time for the holiday! Join us! <3 Gia Lex Lil Cee

WE LOVE OUR FANS! We are still so overwhelmed by the buzz and support over our first music video. So many of you had amazing words of support for us on our new journey. We were born to perform and entertain, and we are so lucky to be able to do this in such a big way. We want to empower and inspire other young performers to FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS AND NEVER GIVE UP!

NOTE:  How exactly is begging for money an example of “following your dreams”? 

The group is obviously suffering from backlash about their “look”.  Their “begging for money look” is one of three little girls who love their lollipops… and not their usual “hooker video look”!

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Look what you get for each donation!  You’ll get followed on instagram and for $1,000 you even get a producer credit!!

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PumpMyStomach Talks About TreeJoodice… She’s A WONDERFUL Mother

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PumpMyStomach gives her totally middle-of-road opinion of TreeJoodice.  PMS really says nothing that Tree’s rabid fans won’t just love her for!  Yes, PumpMyStomach barely touches on the fact that Tree knowingly committed a felony, but PMS knows that Tree is … Continue reading

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THE HOUSEWIVES… WWE Wrapped In An Infomercial!

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The Housewives now have become a very faint reminder of the days when they were interesting and fun.  What used to be great fun in seeing brief glimpses into the lives and friendships of these so-called “wealthy” women has become … Continue reading

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SIGNATURE APPAREL SHOCKER!! Chris AND Jax Have Sealed Records!

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CROOKED CHRIS AND WACKYJACKIE’S MOTION TO SEAL THE SIGNATURE APPAREL BANKRUPTCY PROCEEDINGS WAS GRANTED. Interesting that WackyJackieChan has continually stated that she knows nothing about the rape and pillage of Signature Apparel… yet, Jacqueline Laurita’s name is on the documents!

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SIGNATURE APPAREL UPDATE: Brother Joseph Laurita Off The Hook … For $1 Million Settlement

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  The Responsible Person in the never-ending Signature Apparel bankruptcy case tried to put the brakes on the $1 million proposed settlement for one of the Laurita brothers involved in the rape and collapse of Signature Apparel last month by … Continue reading