Category Archives: Elsa Patton

SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Sonja Morgan … Bravo’s “Housewives Awards”… Is Brandi Glanville Morphing Into MamaMumbles?

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  It’s been reported that Sonja… that’s Sonja with a “J”!… Morgan has gotten da Bravo boot from the RHONY.   Not so fast! Sonja is still in negotiations with Bravo and was not at the Bravo UpFronts because Sonja … Continue reading

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THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI REUNION PART II RECAP: Lea Black, Ana Quicksand, Adriana de Moura, Karent Sierra, Alexia Echolandeau, Lisa Hochstein, Marysol Patton, Was Anyone Else There?… OH! MissAndy!

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The second part of the two-part Real Housewives of Miami reunion show aired last night.  What a waste of an hour… or make that 44 minutes! The production company, Purveyors of Pop, took a show which was not intended to … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” MONDAY: Is It Monday? For Sure?… PT Housewife “Anything For Relevancy” With Her PoopiePiggySexAddictDisgustingDaddy… CrassLand Is Filling Up!!… Tamballs Barney Got “New Lips” And A Sponsor For Her Wedding!…

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The epitome of crassness has invaded the very elite atmosphere of the Crassest of the Crass of the Housewives! If you’re wondering which Housewives are floating around up in that crass atmosphere… payin’ callin’ the paps to shoot them when they … Continue reading

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LISA HOCHSTEIN: Watch Out All You Miami Citizens…Lisa IS A Fembot!!!

The extremely talented “HousewifeHoe” has put out a call for ideas!   If YOUR imagination has given you some ideas of what you’d like to see “HousewifeHoe” do with her wonderful photoshop abilities, now is the time to let her … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: RHOM Reunion… Part I… The RHOM Have Taken A Step UP From Last Season!

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MissAndy has gifted the Real Housewives of Miami a REAL reunion this season!! In a REAL Housewives-like setting!  And NOT in his rinky-dink Clubhouse!  See the difference for yourself… NOW… THEN… NOTE:  If you want to see the entire RHOM … Continue reading

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GRETCHEN ROSSI, SLADE SMILEY: “We Ruined The World”… More Wax Figures At Bravo Than At Madame Tussauds!

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Here’s to hoping that the Mayans are WRONG!! ******************************** From TheSoup… a collection of your favorite “reality” “stars” got together to sing “We Ruined The World.”   Only the top phony baloney “stars” were invited!  That means only the most … Continue reading

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KIM RICHARDS, MAMA MUMBLES: RHOBH And RHOM Make It On “The Soup”… VIDEO

Kim Richards’ famous chicken salad and fresh from “The Lion King”, MamaMumbles, made it on “The Soup”…

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Tonight’s Episode… “Uncomfortably Public Relations”… Lea Black “TeethCleaning”… Elaine Lancaster “MarysolDon’tMeetMYStandards”

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November 15, 2012   Bravo… What’s gonna happen on tonight’s RHOM… While Elsa visits Lea to put an end to her ongoing feud with Marysol…                   “You make up with Mary-sol… or I … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: MissElaine Lancaster Confronts Marysol Patton… Lea Black V MamaMumbles At Thomas Kramer’s Party… VIDEO

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Bravo…  On the next Real Housewives of Miami…   Untouched photo of MamaMumbles…. WITHOUT makeup!! Miss Elaine Lancaster confronts Marysol Patton about the allegations that Marysol attempted to have Miss Elaine banned from Lisa Pliner’s party… CameraAna tries to explain…   … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” TUESDAY: Heather Thomson Contest… Why AndyCoop Was Cancelled!… Lisa Vanderpump Announces Name of Spin-Off Show “VanderpumpRules”…Melissa Gorga “DudeLooksLikeALady”… Amy Phillips Does BFrankel… SH Poll Results RHOM…Halloween… Changes in the RHOA!

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October 30, 2o12 Win a trip to NYC and have lunch with Heather Thomson… at YummieLife: ****************************** *************************  Lisa Vanderpump announcing her SUR spin-off show… didn’t anyone tell Lisa that DonCaro took that idea already??? ************************** WHICH is the REAL Melissa??? … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” SUNDAY: RHOM MamaElsa… Jax Laurita “HobbyTime!”… Vegas High Rollers… Amy Phillips… UPDATE: Nene Leakes Punched Out By Kenya Moore…

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October 21, 2012  11:51 am   4:oo pm                                                                  … Continue reading

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MORE SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY!!!… Phone Operations at WWHL…Heather Dubrow’s “BrandExplained”…Joe Gorga “DadAndHouse”… Elsa Patton “PleaseStopTweeting”

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October 19, 2012   MissAndy doesn’t have to hunt down cabs any longer! The people behind the scenes in the BravoClubhouse have grown in numbers.  It used to be that the PhoneNazi, Diedre, would interrogate answer your call if your … Continue reading

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MARYSOL PATTON, ELAINE LANCASTER: MissElaine Proves Marysol Wrong… Elsa Selling “RingTones”…Elsa Explains Her Plastic Surgery Says “TooOldToCare”

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October 14, 2012  12:50 pm   MiamiHerald…    Lea Black, Elaine Lancaster… “Hey, Elaine… show me how to do that!”   Marysol Patton developed “ElsaRingtones” for sale at $2.99: Marysol Patton, who on and off the air plays straight man … Continue reading

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ELAINE LANCASTER: MissElaine Cozies Up To Elsa… Don’t Call Her “MAMA”!!!… Next RHOM… VIDEO

October 12, 2012  9:10 am   Bravo…   On next week’s RHOM:  MissElaine can’t understand a word comin’ outta Elsa’s… don’t call her “MAMA”… mouth!  Is there anyone who can translate???

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Ratings Plunge… What Happened!?… Waiting on “MissElaine!”

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September 29, 2012    8:10 pm                       Ana and her daughter… A “who cares?” story line. According to the MiamiHerald, Thursday’s Real Housewives of Miami took a ratings plunge.  Well, who … Continue reading

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