Yoda’s model daughter showin’ her **GASP** side boob! A stink over a side boob??? After THESE naked poses?? Yoda’s other “model” daughter looks positively torturously miserable in her latest “modeling” pose: Yoda has slid back comfortably into her LymeBed … Continue reading →
RapaciousRidiculousBulbousBalloonLipsLisa has brought together two Malibu Housewives, for whom LargeLipsLisa has sacrificed her time by driving from her home in Beverly Hills to Malibu. Which brings the obvious question: Why didn’t DuckyLipsLisa pick up DrunkOtis and maybe even HagfaceKyle for … Continue reading →
I hope you are having a great week. I am sure busy and overloaded with the holidays. I would like to keep this week’s blog short, as I feel I discussed all in detail last week. “Detail” = Yoda glossing over the facts of her daughter’s drunk driving arrest.
This grave mistake that Bella made has been a big challenge for our family to overcome together. When it occurred months ago, we went through the emotions of being terrified, horrified, disappointed, and sad. Life doesn’t always go according to plan, and we don’t always act in a way that represents who we are. What matters is that these moments become teaching moments. Bella learned a very serious lesson and has to live with her actions, but it’s important to me as her mommy that she learns about forgiveness as well. Forgiveness for one’s self is the only way we can keep going through life and give ourselves the best chance at being the best people we can be. I’m with her now in New York City, and I am so proud to see her working hard, being kind to those around her, and getting back to enjoying life. NOTE: Jello must have already completed her community service if she’s back with mommy in NYC while mommy oversees Alana’s nudie modeling jobs!! Jello is still getting over the “pain” of being forced to dip into her savings to pay her atty… whom she can’t call because her new phone was taken away as punishment!! Can’t wait until next week when Yoda whines about being not invited to PumpMyStomach’s “star” placement!
Celebs with impressive numbers of followers on Instagram may not be as popular as they think. The social media site recently told all users, “Your number of followers has changed. We just completed a fix to remove spammy accounts.” That’s … Continue reading →
At the required Housewives get-together… this time taking place at HagfaceKyle’s house… Yoda jumps all over BLEEEEEEECH! PumpMyStomach about not getting an invite to PumpMS’s PalmSprings “star” ceremony. Maybe if Yoda got her really good friend, DrPhil, to come along with her, maybe PMS would have invited her!!
These people are simple morons. Watch as they are filmed being filmed for the RHOBH. Walking around in wooden shoes? How touristy. Worse than that, is Lisa BLEEEECH! PumpMyStomach’s choice of footwear.
RHONJ Filming in Holland… Get Out Of Camera’s Way!
AND… outside of their hotel. Poor BalloonLipsLisa… she’s just not as fan-friendly as EmmyWinningEileen! Of course, bleeeeeeeech! PMS just blows off everyone:
Oh, the little lies that Yoda would love for all to believe! Yoda says in this RHOBH preview that her non-model daughter was just having some summer fun at a beach house where she had ONE glass of wine, which is something that all girls do during the summer. Unfortunately, for her excellent non-model daughter, she was driving to a gas station where …. this is where it gets all confusing…Yoda says that KingD picked her up at the gas station. HOWEVER, the LAPD says that they arrested her for DUI, underage drinking AND driving with a suspended license after she reportedly ran a stop sign at 4 a.m., and almost hit a police cruiser in the process. KingD had to bail her out. Do they have satellite jails at gas stations in LA for quick bailouts?? Hmmmmm….
The yacht conversation between Yoda and KingD was probably re how to sugar coat this incident…
RHOBH Preview… Yoda’s Dtr ONE Glass of Wine… Eileen Rehearses
The non-model daughter had much MORE than a glass of wine… she blew a .14 on the breathalyzer. According to this breathalyzer chart, the non-model daughter imbibed at least FOUR glasses of “wine”:
The non-model daughter was driving under a suspended license; therefore, SOMETHING happened within the last five months for her license to be suspended. Yoda had to know that her non-model daughter’s run-in was not the first one.
HagfaceKyle, Morris, her kids and Yoda eat dinner. Lisa BLEEEEEECH!! PumpMyStomach does her usual “cutesy” passive/aggressive BS crap. BalloonLipsLisa is excited to be asked to watch PMS get a star. KingD calls his non-model step-daughter’s DUI arrest a “tragic mistake”…
RHOBH Preview: PMS… KingD Says “Tragic Mistake”
NOTE: KingD hitting Ben Vereen on the PCH at 2 am was a tragic incident. Bella Jello getting arrested for blowing a .14, underage drinking and driving with a suspended license was NO tragic mistake.
NOTE: This item was originally published December 10 and the original can still be seen as you scroll down the homepage. It is being reviewed again, as we’ve had several readers inquire about Yoda’s message to her non-model daughter, which … Continue reading →
After the usual blah, blah, blah about how much she loves DrunkOtis and PumpMyStomach and how much she wanted to know HagfaceKyle better… Yoda gets to the phone call: When my phone rang and I heard David’s voice, I knew … Continue reading →
A trip aboard a yacht with HagfaceKyle turned into a nightmare vacation for Yolanda Foster on last night’s RHOBH when she learned her second “model” daughter had been arrested for a DUI. All was going swimmingly on the yacht vacation before … Continue reading →
YODA’s $25 million (give or take $5) lemon house is still for sale with Chris Cortazzo… it’s time to turn the sale over to the greatest real estate agent EVER, MO-ritzeo! It’s rumored that MO-ritzeo promised to sing his version of “LemonTree” to KingDavid when he gets the listing! Ironic lyrics considering all the Yoda d-i-v-o-r-c-e rumors…
The usual from YODA on KTLA…blah, blah blah Lyme… blah, blah, blah her husband… and, of course, her show is NOT scripted!
LymeYoda… RHOBH NOT Scripted!
NOTE: It’s time to give up on trying to convince viewers that the Housewives shows are not scripted. These shows have been re-labeled several times; they’ve gone from “reality” to “semi-scripted” now “docu-drama”! If you still do not believe that these shows are producer-induced and producer-run, read this item from December 29, 2011: A Chat With RHOBH Producer DaveRupel. The Housewives can say with a clear conscience that their show is “not scripted” because their words are reacting to a situation set up in advance by producers and with the Housewives’ approval!! A better question to ALL Housewives would be: Is your show a bona fide REALITY show? The answers would be “NO”…
Poor YODA! It wasn’t even a year from the time she uttered these words until her daughter-Jello-who-doesn’t-want-to-be-a-model was arrested for underage drunk driving! Yoda’s “holier than thou” pride was crushed. It’s hard to live down these words she spoke to Shana:
There’s Nothing More Ugly Than A Drunk Woman… Yolanda H Foster
Yoda gets “devastating” news about her other “model” daughter, Jello. Bella Hadid — the daughter of Yolanda Foster — who appears on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” — was arrested early Tuesday morning for DUI … July 22, 2014. Bella … Continue reading →
WHICH HOUSEWIFE WILL BE THE FIRST TO JUMP ON THIS NEW “BEAUTY TREND”…NEON ARMPITS???? This “beauty trend” is supposedly a sign of empowerment… YODA already displayed her hairy armpits… will she be the first to go full-on neon?? (Thanks “ChrisH”!!)
Camille Grammer mentioned on the RHOBH that she’s still trying to sell her Malibu house. This weekend, she lowered her asking price by $1 million. Now listed for $13.995 million, Grammer’s home has been on and off the market since 2012. … Continue reading →
NOTE: DavidFoster gives his annual interview to the CanadianPress to get some interest going for DavidFosterFoundation. KingD chats about his many projects, including the plans to STILL bring his BettyBoop musical to Broadway… he’s only short about $15 million. … Continue reading →
Since ALL of the RHOBH’s BravoBlogs thus far are filled with self-congratulatory words and even more vapid thoughts, will be spotlighting the most vapid and ridiculous… although HagfaceKyle has yet to submit hers. So, here we go with Yoda: Woo-hoo, … Continue reading →
In preparation for EileenDavidson’s debut appearance in her new role as a BH Housewife, her cast mates give their fluff opinions about Eileen. Kimbecile and BigLipsLisa are missing. HagfaceKyle gives her best impression of an actress and fails:
Yoda and DrunkOtis took a walk from Yoda’s lemon house to the Malibu beach. They left Yoda’s lemon house; walked down Yoda’s looooong driveway; walked from the driveway down CarbonCanyonRd to the PCH; across the PCH to the beach. More … Continue reading →