RHOBH PREVIEW: The Fight Continues! Who Gets Custody Of Kim?

The fight over who gets custody of Kim continues!  The garage battle scene has now been moved to the required party thrown by one of the Housewives, this time it’s HagfaceKyle’s party, who says that she uninvited DrunkOtis.  Playing the part of the two sane Housewives who simply are there to observe are ID and LisaLipps.  
Playing the part of the missing Housewives to whom all will be spilled during the required next-day lunch scene is Loada, who was busy searching for a medical locale for her next “stick and IV in me” photo shoot and PumpMyStomach who was stalking doggie rescues to add to her chien hoard.
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MORE HOUSEWIVES TWEETS!! DrunkO “BuyMyStuff”! HagfaceKyle TV Mystery! BYE NayNay! Loada’s LifeAdvice! WackyJackieChan Pushing Drink! Missy Tweeting “MORE Gorgas”!! B-Day Cards For Teresa’s Kid!!

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DrunkOtisStore… BUY MY CRAP STUFF!!!   Seriously… who is buying this junk? \    HagfaceKyle can’t figure out her TV… Loada is STILL giving out her life advice… Perhaps Loada could be cured of all her ailments by drinking some of … Continue reading

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DRUNK OTIS’ BRAVO BLOG: More Ghostwriting… And Excuses For Kim!! DrunkO Pulls The “I’m A Mommy” Card

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NOTE:  No way did DrunkOtis write this. Hi Everyone, Here we are go again for another weekly round of Housewives. I hope everyone is happy, well, and invested in the season. It’s certainly a dramatic one. This episode plays like … Continue reading

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EileenD On WWHL After Show…Surprised At Interest In Her REAL Life… Shows Off Her MANHands!

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On the WWHL AfterShow, MissAndy “reveals” … we’ve known this info for years… that he gets calls from Housewives about items written about them.  DumbVicki really thought that MissAndy could get the items pulled.  Interesting that if Vicki were so upset … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”: Look Inside! Shane Keough…SkankyJo… LuAnn Crowing About RHONY… Alana Eats A Burger…KimRichards TV Show “Where’s Larry” …Mohamed Hadid Sued…Tamballs In 80’s Dance Video!

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  Jeana Keough’s son has had it selling real estate in OrangeCounty.  Sean Keough has ditched OC for bigger real estate horizons in LasVegas…and to be with his girlfriend, MissNevada. SkankyJo does more bikini shots… Speaking of SkankyJo… Mohammerhead is … Continue reading

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RHOBH Preview: WATCH DrunkOtis Tell Smothering Loada To Bug Off!

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Loada hates drunk people… PREDICTION:  Loada will not renew her Bravo contract.  Her work to get puffy-faced Alana and depressed drunk Jello “modeling” careers, even though they are not model material, is done.  Loada is sick of being called out on … Continue reading

WHO IS THE SNEAKIEST CREEPIEST PEEPER??

CREEPER CHRIS?

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MOHAMMERHEAD?

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VINCE VAN PEEPIN’?

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FEBUS DOIN’ SOME SNEAKY CREEPY PEEPIN’

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(Thanks “romo”!!)

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Puffy-Face “Model” Daughter Opens Her Mouth… Is A Dumbazz

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Some people should simply be seen and not heard.  Loada’s kid is one of them.  Alana is following in her mommy’s footsteps… uneducated, sub-par intelligence… only goal is to find a $$$$ husband.   The most interesting part of this chat: … Continue reading

SH EXCLUSIVE! SkankyJo’s Not The ONLY Housewife Mohammerhead Smells!

 

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SH EXCLUSIVE!! ANDY COOP DISCOVERS REASON FOR LOADA’S “ILLNESS”!

LOADA JUST HAS A BAD CASE OF … COOTIES!!!

ANDERSON COOPER YODA COOTIES

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ALANA’S BEST EVER CHRISTMAS PRESENT… Can’t Read Or Write Mommy Got Her A Maybelline Contract!

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Don’t wanna say TOLDJA SO… BUT… After PuffyFaceAlana talks about how “lucky” she feels about getting her “Model of the Year” Award from TheDaily, she spills it about how she REALLY got her “Face of Maybelline” contract. “Well my mom … Continue reading

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ALANA GETS “MODEL OF THE YEAR” AWARD… What A Joke!

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Alana racked up another award for her work as a “model”! The puffy-faced NON-model-looking daughter of Mohammerhead Hadid and Yolanda Hadid is the FIRST “model” to win “Model of the Year” at the very FIRST Fashion Los Angeles Awards hosted by … Continue reading

LOADA CURED… THE AFTERMATH!

LOADA AND KING DAVID WILL STILL GLOBE TROT… BUT, WILL HAVE FUN DOING IT STANDING UP… ALL FOR LYME!!  NO MORE OF THOSE LYMEFACE-IN-BED “STICK AN IV IN ME” SHOTS!!

LOADA FOSTER

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… Look Inside!!

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Camber gets caught tweeting herself!!  She’s desperate to keep her crap “reality” job… Sorry, Jeana, we like you and all that, but we won’t be watching the RHOC.   Loada has a full recovery!!  Poor KingDavid… Living with Loada has … Continue reading

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LAWSUITS!!

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Giada de Laurentiis’ divorce is not as smooth as she thought it would be.  BobbleheadGiada’s husband, ToddThompson, isn’t letting Gee-AH-da get off without getting some of that community property spa-GEEH-tee that Jahda made after her FoodNetwork show took off and … Continue reading

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IT’S A MIRACLE!! LymeYoda Has Recovered!!

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Well, isn’t this something!  LymeYoda has suddenly found the strength to pull out that IV and arise from her LymeBed!  LymeYoda or “Loada” because she is simply a LOADA crap when it comes to her fakiness… is now issuing happy … Continue reading

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The CuriousCase Of Yoda’s Changing Illness… From CFS To Lyme In Less Than A Year!

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From LymeYoda’s December 3, 2012 BravoBlog: “… in Europe, we are raised with holistic medicine. I had been dealing with the pain of breaking my back while delivering my son and the ensuing triple back fusion for 13 years, but … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”…

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DrunkOtis needs a new story line!!  Were you wondering why KimRichards was tweeting about her love for the show “Revenge”?  Wonder no longer.  Kim is appearing on the January 25 episode.  Let’s take a look back at HagfaceKyle’s guest-starring role … Continue reading

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The REALITY of LymeYoda’s Illness Claims… MD Calls FAKE! “Illness” Does NOT Exist!

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NOTE:  We’ve spoken to several MDs on this subject and know of people who have had LymeDisease, one who died from the disease.  We base our opinion that Yoda doesn’t have LymeDisease on these personal exchanges.  We still stand by … Continue reading

HagfaceKyle On WWHL…

On last night’s WWHL, HagfaceKyle went deep into the “friendships” between Yoda/DrunkOtis and PumpMyStomach/DrunkOtis.  HFKyle was also asked about Yoda’s Lyme, which she really had nothing to say other than she hopes she feels better.

Poor HagfaceKyle… she’s still working on her lizard lip licking!

Yoda Ditches Her LymeFace To Rehearse With Michael Buble!

She can’t read, write or watch TV… but, LymeYoda can swing with Bublè!   And, seriously, Michael Buble singing “Got To Be Real”???

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“Got To Be Real” performed by the original artist, Cheryl Lynn:

(Thanks “JustN” and “donewithBravo”!!)

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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DrunkOtis now issuing dates/times of when she’s drunk! DrunkOtis got a name for her wine!! Tamballs’ still selling her used junk on EBay…comes with used kleenex and damp sports towels. Camille gets a cover… HagfaceKyle will be looking just like … Continue reading

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LYME YODA CONTINUES HER “STICK AN IV IN ME” WORLD TOUR!

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The latest photo issued by LymeYoda!  LymeYoda had the strength to pop in on a Singapore hospital during her worldwide “Stick An IV In Me” Tour… just minutes after posing with KingD showing off that he’s now a judge on “Asia’s … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND!! Caption This… CAPTIONED!

ALANA MODEL CAPTIONED

“StinkyHousewives” will receive a trip to NYC to attend NYU classes with Alana!  FinePrint:  Prize will be awarded as soon as NYU alerts us if Alana pops in for a class.  Last checked, Alana hasn’t been seen within ten blocks of NYU… 

SH EXCLUSIVE!! Yoda’s Public Service Message!

YES… "BEWARE OF TICKS"!  UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR OWN SHOW!!
“BE AWARE OF TICKS”!  UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR OWN SHOW!!