Yoda “Believes In The Power Of Lemons”…

Yoda talks about her LemonLove…  What will Yoda do after her LemonHouse is sold??  Will Yoda STILL love lemons or will her lemon devotion fizzle out and find its way to over to Yoda adoring her avocados or marveling at her mangoes???

 

NOTE:  Countdown to Yoda’s announcement of her divorce from KingDavid… as soon as that lemon house finds a sucker buyer, we’ll be hearing of Yoda’s very painful decision for the Foster’s split!!  

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If you haven’t seen Yoda’s lemon house that Yoda DOESN’T want you to see, click… HERE!

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Yoda Tries To Wiggle Out Of Her “RHOBH Are Clowns” Statement

What a load of total BS!  Yoda tries to make light of her statement that she’s working with a bunch of clowns!

THIS is exactly what was said on December 4 2013… and SH was the ONLY site that had this “clown” story loooong before it was picked up by others:

David reveals that the REAL reason Yolanda is doing the RHOBH is:  “… She’s doing it for a specific reason, and her reason is that she wants to have a … lifestyle and fitness show.”

David continues:  “She’s also been sick with Lyme disease for going on two years now, so she’s battling that, and she wants to tell her story. So she thinks — and she’s right —that (the) Beverly Hills housewives show is a platform for her to tell her Lyme story and to get her point across and then to catapult her to the show that she ultimately wants to do.

“The Beverly Hills show, like she says, is JUST A BUNCH OF CLOWNS trying to make a living,” he adds.

 

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RHOBH Reunion Show Part III Recap by Sandi Duffy

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Reunion Show Part III by Sandi Duffy     I told Ms. SH that I would only do part 3 of the Beverly Hills recap, if she’d let me write about Gwyneth Paltow. She offered … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS Radziwill Apollo LisaVPump BFrankel Yoda RHOA Brawl… AND MORE!

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  Carole Radziwill tells the CharlotteObserver that Housewives pay for their own hair and makeup… Do you have to do your own hair and makeup for Real Housewives? “Yes, we have to do it ourselves. I mean I have a … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Reunion Show Recap by Sandi Duffy

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Reunion Show Part II Recap by Sandi Duffy   Part 2 of this crapfest reunion. I’m feeling good tonight because I just kicked my kids butts at Just Dance–Applause and Blurred Lines respectively. We begin … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS! SkankyJo LisaPump RHOA Spawn of Tamballs…AND MORE!!!

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SkankyJo is so desperate to be one of the Beverly Hills HWs that she’s carryin’ around a Stella!!!     DrunkOtis LOVES her Stellas!!!   DRUNK OTIS PROMISES THAT SHE’S NOT GONNA BE TWEETING… AS MUCH AS SHE USED TO! … Continue reading

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Yoda **cough, cough** “Fights For Life” With LymeDisease!

From ETOnine… Yoda will be on the Doctors today to ‘splain her LymeDisease ordeal and how she fought for her life!  Yoda says that her symptoms started four months before marrying KingDavid…   NOTE:  “TheDoctors” is produced/owned by KingDavid’s BFF’s … Continue reading

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WALKIN’ AROUND FOR THE PAPS IN BEVERLY HILLS…And Las Vegas!

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DumbJoyce Giraurd and SkankyJo Krupa hangin’ out together… SkankyJo is scratching to keep herself noticed by producers.  Go away, Skanky!!! HagfaceKyle Richards and Yoda were also hangin’ out together… without LisaVanderDump! Camille Grammer… the BH Housewife who calls the shots… … Continue reading

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A LAZY EYE ITEM Who Is The DWTS “Tweener” Cheating On His GF??

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POOR YODA!!!!  All of her efforts to make naked “model” daughter the winner of the SI “rookie” model contest were just a huge FAIL!!   We told you about the naked Alana photos earlier, but if ya missed it click here.  … Continue reading

FIRST LOOK!!! BEHIND THE SCENES… LADY GAGA’S VIDEO WITH RHOBH…

REALLY, KYLE… I DON'T NEED A BACKUP SINGER!

REALLY, KYLE… I DON’T NEED A BACKUP SINGER!

HEY!!  WE SHOULD MAKE A MUSIC VIDEO!!

OVERHEARD:  **HEY… WE SHOULD MAKE A MUSIC VIDEO!!  **I GOTTA WORK!   **WHERE’S THE BATHROOM????

NOTE:  The Hearst Castle administrator who brokered the deal to permit the Gaga shoot has been fired suspended put on administrative leave

RHOBH Reunion Part II: DrunkOtis Likes Yoda Better Than LisaVanderDump!

DrunkOtis has decided that her new HollywoodMommy will be Yoda… and NOT that meanie, LisaPumpMyStomach!

Tonight’s RHOBH Reunion Show: Ken Todd Apologizes To Yoda!!!

Ken extends his deepest regrets to KingD… 

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Yoda’s a STOOPID HOUSEWIFE!  This never gets old…

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS KKKelly BF… Miami Season Four… HagfaceKyle HairyLegs…GorgaBikini Shots… Ramoaner WITH Mario…

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Did ANYONE believe that total bullsh*t story about Ramoaner divorcing Mario????  Don’t wanna say “TOLDJA SO”… BUT… Ramoaner tweeted this cozy photo… Next announcement will be Ramoaner on a talk show explaining how much she LOVES Mario and they just … Continue reading

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OVERHEARD AT THE FOSTER HOUSE… VERY Private Conversation With Yoda And KingD!!

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Here’s what’s goin’ on at Yoda’s still UNSOLD lemon house… A “conversation” overheard between Yoda and her KingDavit!! Yoda:  I tink it’s time for you young girls to show off yerselfs by doing some “modeling.” Alana/Jello: What’s “modeling”? Yoda: It’s … Continue reading

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LEMON LOLITA “CHILD” DOIN’ RAUNCHY NAKED “MODELING”…

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Obviously, Alana could not make it as a model… with clothes! AlanaLolita is totally naked in VMagazine. “IF I WORK HARD ENOUGH, I HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH AS MANY OF MY GOALS AS POSSIBLE HERE.”    THINGS ARE JUST GETTING STEAMY … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REVEAL THEIR “GUILTY PLEASURES”…

The following is a rated-”Ken” video of the BH Housewives shot in MissAndy’s office while each were guests on WWHL.   The only reason for it getting any atten-shun is Yoda’s response at the almost very end!  How long is Yoda going to keep up her ridiculousness???  Makes one wonder what KingDavid’s response would be to the same question!!