Loada is making sure that her drunk-driving “model” doorter gets as many magazine covers as her other “model” doorter! The depressed “model” doorter, Jello, got herself a first edition magazine cover! “Unconditional”… a word which Loada has used liberally over … Continue reading →
When Suzanne was on the RHOBH visiting the very sick Loada… … she gave Loada a pack of pills. Obviously, those pills did nothing for Loada’s illness, as Loada has been polluting twitter and instragram with her “stick an … Continue reading →
Will there be a mud wresting contest with all the “Mommy paid for my “modeling” career models” over F1 race car driver and rumored to be allegedly gay, Lewis Hamilton? Will the fighting over Hamilton lead to a Bravo show … Continue reading →
Today is Penecost Sunday, which marks the end of Easter and the arrival of the third part of the Holy Trinity, the Holy Spirit, to descent upon Jesus’ twelve Apostles. Is Loada simply ignorant or simply stupid or simply crude by illustrating her heavy cross to bear? Loada’s latest is simply offensive.
Video of Loada titled “Baroness von Münchausen”… is the video’s title suggesting that Loada has Munchausen-by-proxy? Munchausen Syndrome is an attention-seeking personality disorder which is more common than statistics suggest. Munchausen Syndrome, named after a German soldier renowned for … Continue reading →
Looks like Loada has made “arrangements” to replace Alana’s former phony smashed-in-face boyfriend, the one who was such a bad influence on Alana! He made Alana put her nose on a counter top! But, worse than that… he released a … Continue reading →
What is the FIRST thing in the morning someone actually suffering from LymeDisease does when they wake up? Those actually suffering from LymeDisease wouldn’t have the mental ability to think of picking up their cell phone and carrying it into … Continue reading →
Loada cannot read nor write (yet Loada wrote a long piece for DrOz about her “illness” just last month!) nor even watch TV… but nothing stops her from doing her continual selfie PR work!! Loada’s selfies have progressed from her “stick an IV in me” and her “stick her nose in oversized bunches of flowers” selfies to that of a selfie of Loada posing with her daily ingestion of pills! PhonyLoada simply needs to throw on some makeup…
SEE… I TAKE GINGER AND LOTS OF SUPPLEMENTS! I’M REALLY REALLY REALLY SICK!!
OBVIOUSLY, LOADA IS NOT AT THE BRAVO UPFRONTS… WHERE MISS ANDY AND HIS CREW DO A DOG AND PONY SHOW FOR ADVERTISERS:
It just cannot be. Loada’s HouseHusband is allegedly encouraging her to quit the RHOBH because of her “stick an IV in me” illness. Filming for the upcoming season of RHOBH is scheduled to begin this summer, but producers are reaching … Continue reading →
From USWeekly: Jello, the constantly depressed drunk-driving “model” … oops SUPERmodel… doorter of Loada got herself a boyfriend!! Up-and-coming supermodel Bella Hadid is dating R&B singer The Weeknd. The couple’s relationship is fairly new, but 18-year-old Hadid has been getting … Continue reading →
Loada took her nose out of the huge bouquets of flowers sent to her daily by her REAL friends long enough to pose with KingD and challenge her Hollywood friends to eat a lime…or bite a lime… or suck on a lime. WHATEVER…
Loada has resumed her “stick an IV in me” global tour!! Of course, Loada is doing this for all mankind… she’s such a martyr for the cause! Reportedly, Loada has high-tailed it to Meh-he-co for her latest IV, where the … Continue reading →
NOTE: What a martyr! After four months of lounging in bed, the chronically ill LymeLoada rolled out of her LymeBed to share with reunion viewers her agenda… and then she ran like FloJo from the RHOBH reunion couch before she’s asked … Continue reading →
HFKyle’s MIL, the very “professional” Stella, has separated from her husband, Eduardo and is now hanging around the self-proclaimed ‘prince.’ There must be some very contentious discussions around the Umansky house, as Eduardo works with MO-ritz-eo and wife Stella … Continue reading →
Where will Loada take her next LymeFaceFlowered selfie now that her LemonHouse has been rented to a transplanted English soccer player playing for the LA Galaxy?? According to the DailyMail: Steven Gerrard looks just about ready to live in the … Continue reading →
Seriously??? Does MissAndy have so little material about these moronic Housewives that he has to resort to extremely obvious set up questions? MissAndy’s attempt at embarrassing Kimmer didn’t seem to work. HumoungousLipsLisa claims she was paid over a $1 million for a Depends commercial:
RHOBH Reunion Preview… Depends v DivingStars
NOTE: Interesting that HFKyle keeps her mouth shut when DangerDivingWithTheStars is mentioned.