Camille Grammer Drops House Price

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Camille Grammer mentioned on the RHOBH that she’s still trying to sell her Malibu house. This weekend, she lowered her asking price by $1 million.

Now listed for $13.995 million, Grammer’s home has been on and off the market since 2012. The current price is a big drop from the original ask of $17.5 million.

Chris Cortazzo has the listing… Camille’s house.

Chris Cortazzo also has Yoda’s listing, but has taken off Yoda’s address… Yoda’s house.  No price drop.

SERRA RETREAT, MALIBU

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KingDavid Speaks! Wants To Smack Those Who Don’t Know About His Grammys!

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NOTE:  DavidFoster gives his annual interview to the CanadianPress to get some interest going for DavidFosterFoundation.  KingD chats about his many projects, including the plans to STILL bring his BettyBoop musical to Broadway… he’s only short about $15 million.   … Continue reading

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YODA’S BRAVO BLOG: Gets Most Insipid BravoBlog Award!

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Since ALL of the RHOBH’s BravoBlogs thus far are filled with self-congratulatory words and even more vapid thoughts, will be spotlighting the most vapid and ridiculous… although HagfaceKyle has yet to submit hers.  So, here we go with Yoda: Woo-hoo, … Continue reading

What BH Housewives Think Of “BigLipsLisa”

These opinions on new Housewife BigLipsLisa were obviously filmed prior to PumpMyStomach’s plastic surgery.  Translation:  blah, blah, blah… blah, blah, blah… big lips… blah, blah, blah

We give this opinion piece 736499374364,33333333 Kens!

Something About EileenDavidson…

In preparation for EileenDavidson’s debut appearance in her new role as a BH Housewife, her cast mates give their fluff opinions about Eileen.  Kimbecile and BigLipsLisa are missing.  HagfaceKyle gives her best impression of an actress and fails:

REALITY CHECK: How Far Is Beach Access From Yoda’s LemonHouse?

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Yoda and DrunkOtis took a walk from Yoda’s lemon house to the Malibu beach. They left Yoda’s lemon house; walked down Yoda’s looooong driveway; walked from the driveway down CarbonCanyonRd to the PCH; across the PCH to the beach.

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More than likely, one of the beachfront homeowners permitted Yoda and DrunkOtis easy access to the beach via their beachfront home.  In reality, how long does it take to walk to one of two public beach accesses from Yoda’s house??

In reality, it takes at least 31 minutes… add another 10-15 minutes just to walk down Yoda’s driveway and back track down CarbonCanyonRd to the PCH.  Therefore, in REALITY, it would take, depending on PCH traffic, just under an hour to arrive at the beach from Yoda’s lemon house.

The closest beach access to Yoda’s lemon house is Carbon Beach…

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(Thanks “Chriss”!!)

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RHOBH SNEAK PEEK: Kimbecile Visits DrunkOtis’ Newest Rented House

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DrunkOits has never looked skankier as she welcomes professional packing expert, KimRichards, into her new rented house. DrunkOtis and her new crew take time out for the required scene of the young movers flashing their abs… DrunkOtis and Yoda have … Continue reading

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RHOBH SNEAK PEEK: More of PumpMyStomach v HagfaceKyle

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While selecting fabrics for her shirt order, PumpMyStomach gives the full run down of how she picked up her newest employee… who just happened to be walking to her job interview when PMS picked her up and the rest is … Continue reading

YODA Circa 2012: Airplane Vocals… Followed SH Before She Was Cast On RHOBH

THE 2012 YODA… loved us before she was cast on the RHOBH and before the lemon house photos!!  Yoloncé obviously took advantage of as much auto-tune as possible!!

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They ALL read/follow SH… only the really REAL Housewives admit it!!

RHOBH Preview…

DrunkOtis meets up with Adrienne, jokerfaceRinna meets up with someone(?)… and more producer-induced scenes, including KingDave bestowing his presence upon the biggest clown on the RHOBH!

This preview gets 37769987634,0037443 JudgeJudys…

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A Tale Of Two Daughters…

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PICTURES TELL A STORY… It’s crystal clear that Yoda’s other “model” daughter is unhappy, annoyed and depressed.  Yoda has been driving Jello down the same career road as she drove Jello’s older sister, Alana, which is to be a “model” … Continue reading

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GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: The Views Yoda DOESN’T Want You To See!!

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ON THIS SEASON OF THE RHOBH, YODA IS POINTING OUT THE LOCATION OF HER LEMON HOUSE.   YODA DID NOT WANT YOU TO SEE HER LEMON HOUSE LOCATION BACK IN MARCH! UPDATE:  Yoda has quietly reduced the price of her … Continue reading

Yoda’s Passive/Aggressive Demands…The Absolute Insulting BurglarBalls Of “I’m A Mommy” Yoda!!

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Excerpt from Yoda’s BravoBlog:

“I am excited to be blogging with and for you over the next couple of months. I love and appreciate the time you take to share your opinions, even though we might not always agree, I respect your freedom of speech and respect this blogging process.

I am asking in advance to please keep things classy because the most powerful debates are spoken in a clear and respectful manner. All seven of us are mommies of children that are existing in the social media world, so please be sensitive to the power of your thoughts and words.”

HUH???  These chicks knowingly and with forethought go into these contrived, scripted situations in exchange for receiving easy “reality” show money and perks.  They are told to “bring the drama” by producers and obey that command.  They willfully attack each other verbally and physically, trying to top each other with each glass thrown and face slapped!  Who the hell does Yoda think she is to espouse from the top of her lemon grove to all the unwashed below to be “sensitive” because she and others are “mommies of children”!?

As a “mommy,” it is up to YOU to protect your children and to keep them OUT of your story line and OFF our TVs.   SonjaMorgan can give you instructions.

If these Housewives are sensitive to their “kids” being bashed because THEY choose to put them on TV…here’s a very simple suggestion for you, Yoda, and for all the other Housewives who passively/aggressively say that they respect freedom of speech and then turn around to expect boundaries and your own rules to be placed on that freedom:  

Decline that easy “reality” $$$ and get off TV.  

YODA ADDS MORE INSULT TO INJURY:

“…we are seven very different but equally important woman “Important”?  Important to whom? Yoda’s self-agrandizement knows no bounds!! that have feelings just like you but are willing to put ourselves out there to share and give you a peek into some of the most intimate moments of our lives.”

YODA leaves out the rest of her sentence…saying WHY she’s sharing her “most INTIMATE moments”: 

…In exchange for CASH; all-expense-paid trips; being spokespersons for various causes and/or diseases for $$$; being paid for cross-promoting on other shows; writing books; selling romance; making jewelry; pushing wines; buying followers on twitter, FB and instagram to generate more income by mentioning products; making more $$$ for appearance fees; promoting relative’s careers; and, in Yoda’s case, putting up with the BH clowns with the hope of getting her very own “lifestyle” show!

What is utterly insulting about Yoda’s last statement is her assumption that no one else has ever experienced or has knowledge of what she has experienced and is “allowing” everyone just a little glance into her world… and the assumption that one should be grateful to her for sharing!

Yoda’s goal is to push her kids…especially “model” Alana!

(Thanks “TamH”!!)

Counting down to when Yoda will turn into MartyrLymeYoda… 3-2-1… aaaand the tweets of LymeYoda in a hospital room start!  Even when she’s barely clinging to life, MartyrYoda will make good TV share her life.. just for you!!  Oh, the sacrifices she makes… 

RHOBH Premiere Episode: The White Party… Stale, Dull And Moth-Eaten

HagfaceKyle’s WhiteParty begins… and it doesn’t get any better than this:

HOUSEWIVES STUFF…

 

KYLE

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john turturro

YODA

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FELDMAN

ANOTHER DUGGAR DOES IT!!  NOW THAT THEY KNOW HOW TO KISS, THEY’RE READY TO BE HOUSEWIVES… JILL AND DERICK ARE MOVING TO NEW JERSEY!  MICHELLE AND HORNDOG JIMBOB ARE OFF TO ORANGE COUNTY!

DUGGAR

 

(Thanks “anonTW”!!)

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YOLANDA FOSTER: The RHOBH Are “A Bunch Of Clowns”! Just Using RHOBH To Get Her Own “Lifestyle” Show!

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From December 2013:  David Foster blabs to a TorontoPaper about his career goals and then talks about Yolanda Foster and her REAL reasons for being a clown on the RHOBH!  In an interview re David Foster’s quest to win a … Continue reading

RHOBH Sneak Peek: Girl Fighting, Wine Throwing, Face Slapping … All The BOOOORING Housewives Stuff… And Taglines

Bravo has enhanced the sound of the “SLAP” across PumpMyStomach’s face.  PMS knew it was coming…

RHOBH Preview SneakPeek: Yoda And DrunkOtis Prance To KingDavid, Run Into Crooks, Yoda Lies About Acreage

DrunkOtis makes her way to Yoda’s hilltop lemon house… which is STILL for sale… only to agree to take a walk with Yoda on the beach, which is ten miles away from Yoda’s lemon house.  But, before they start their five-hour hike, KingDavid performs a sampling of the musical that he’s STILL working on… BettyBoop.  Honestly, who the hell is going to see a musical about BettyBoop???  This must be KingDavid’s only way to get that backing for BettyBoopTheMusical, which he mentioned in one of his many interviews… the same interviews in which he states that the RHOBH are not real!

After the near-death-LymeDisease-ridden Yoda and DrunkOtis prance around to KingDavid’s piano playing, they start their long hike to the beach, but along the way, Yoda discovers a squatter on her property!!

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It’s Crooks!!  Selling Vicki’s old clothes from 1989!!

NOTE:  Amazing that LymeYoda had such a conniption fit over pictures of her lemon house on SH showing that it was no where NEAR the beach… it’s obvious that no one wants her hilltop hacienda for $25 million!!

If you missed LemonYoda’s conniption fit about her lemon house… HERE…and Yoda’s nasty twitter attack HERE.   Back in March, Trulia listed LymeYoda’s property as consisting of 3.18 acres, but the acreage is not mentioned In the updated listing.

Yoda apparently wants buyers to think they’re getting FOUR AND A HALF acres…why is Yoda lying about acreage??

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