One must listen to Loada’s pomposity before the SLAP!
In a planned call to WWHL last night, HagfaceKyle explained why she ran after the phony restaurant drama! Of course, Kyle’s reasons are very obtuse and she doesn’t explain a damn thing! Kyle also does a bit of PR for the RHOBH reunion show when MissAndy asks about the mystery surrounding HarryHamlin. HagfaceKyle says that the mystery will be discussed during the reunion… as if MissAndy didn’t know that already! At this point, who really cares!?!?
NOTE: LippyLisa is married to Harry Hamlin. HARRY HAMLIN!!
A visit to the red light district in Amsterdam … and a longer visit to eat at a vending machine restaurant!
As for Loada’s claim that she would prostitute herself… all BS talk.
Bravo has changed scenarios somewhat. These conversations used to take place with the Housewife who did not attend the event. Leen wants to know why LippyLisa didn’t “have her back.” The conversation itself is also changed, as they discuss their issues in WHISPER TALK!
Per the standard Housewives script, after the arguing and the glass breaking, the Housewives huddle in their own corners, taking sides. BigBeefyLipsLisa threatens to go home and DrunkOtis says to Loada: “These women just don’t know how to drop something when you ask them to drop it. So it sent Kim into a rage and I get it.”
You can see the vicious scripted bellicose belles at their feuding fighting finest… HERE!
The moronic Housewives all gather in Holland… the setting for another GameNight/DinnerFromHell or whatever previous situation you wish to choose! This is difficult to watch, as it’s purely bad acting in a totally setup scenario…and Loada’s missive about her drunk-driving daughter to show that she’s just a simple imperfect Dutch girl is laughable.
Bravo/MissAndy obviously got the message about the HouseHusbands ruining the show… unfortunately, it’s too late.
The overacting is ridiculous. As far as Kim is concerned, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink. Kim has to help herself with no “help” from “we care about you” BigLips. So, BUTT OUT BigLips and BeastVanPeepin’…
BigLips is married to HARRY HAMLIN!! HARRY HAMLIN!!!!
Poor AlienShapeShifterPam DanaWilkey! PamDana really tried to weasel an invite out of Camille, but Camille didn’t bite…all the while Kimbecile and HagfaceKyle are “cleaning” PamDana’s bathroom!
DeformedLipsLisa shows her fine “acting” chops in this preview of the next RHOBH… the most “intense” episode ever in the entire five-year history of the RHOBH! The RHOBH has passed all the other HWs franchises with the number of wine-tossing scenes.
Did anyone know that DeformedLipsLisa was married to HARRY HAMLIN!?!? HARRY HAMLIN!!
HarryHamlin is no DirtyHarry!! And DeformedLipsLisa is no UrsulaAndress…
More ridiculousness from the moronic Housewives as LustyLipsLisa puts her nose in Kim’s bizness… right there in front of Babyface as they fly to KingD’s charity event!! Looks like Babyface don’t give a damn about what’s going on with these dimbulbs… he’s busy eating!
The moronic Housewives claim that there was a **GASP** naked man strolling down the street. And, they’re all aflutter…
Really? How do we know… why didn’t Bravo show the naked guy?? Bravo has no problem airing lots of butts! Perhaps the naked guy was KingDavid…
Before they take off to Holland, Loada throws a scavenger hunt. Loada could read, write, drive a car, make a speech and give orders!!
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These people are simple morons. Watch as they are filmed being filmed for the RHOBH. Walking around in wooden shoes? How touristy. Worse than that, is Lisa BLEEEECH! PumpMyStomach’s choice of footwear.
AND… outside of their hotel. Poor BalloonLipsLisa… she’s just not as fan-friendly as EmmyWinningEileen! Of course, bleeeeeeeech! PMS just blows off everyone:
Yippee-Ki-Yay with a tulip on top. A new “Housewives Fight In Another Country” three-arc story line. It’s snoozefest time just thinking about it. It appears that EyeD and PumpMyStomach found better things to do… like blocking on twitter!!
Will Loada fall ill enough to get a snapshot of herself in a Holland hospital for the continuing saga of her “Look At Me Vit My Sad LymeFaces”? OR, will Loada call for a private ambulance to hook her up for a “stick an IV in me” selfie to fill her LymeGlobalTour scrapbook?
Will Loada stop by to see her mother? Loada probably still has ill feelings toward her mother after Loada brought home her first fiancee! Look, Mom… I’m a nice Catholic girl who’s gonna marry some Mooslem guy! He’s not that good looking, he’s a really different religion and his name is MOhamed… but I LOVE
his money him!! Perhaps Loada and her mother have patched things up since Loada latched on to a bigger fish…
Really, HagfaceKyle??? You REALLY don’t recall nagging Kim four years ago?
The funniest part of the MalibuBeachParty…after DrunkOtis is assured that she just has to be herself… HagfaceKyle escorts crazyShana away from that bad, bad Camille(!?!?)! Shana screeches around the 1:20 mark that she needs a cig… and lights the wrong end!
Poor HagfaceKyle… still hasn’t gotten her lizard lip licking under control!
Wasn’t this scene done on the RHONY??
The vanP’s linger over their required free lunch scene to discuss how best to use the fabulous acting abilities of their cast mates!
NOTE: You can see PMS’s great acting in her “ManTrap” music video HERE. Along with music videos, PumpMyStomach was also TOPLESS in “Killer’sMoon”… TOPLESS!!