Not much has changed…
As an homage to Ken, we’re giving the HawaiiDinner 993846636534438888833 Kens!!
In this scene from the ‘lost’ RHOBH episode… PumpMyStomach wants a baby. Perhaps PMS could grab FrontPorcha and give her lessons in the clenched teeth cutesy English accent so she could procure more acting jobs! Instant baby for PMS and extra income from FrontPorcha’s acting jobs…
An example of the fine frocks being hawked by LugLipsRinna today on QVC. This particular net sweater, which screams “thrift store,” could be yours for $75… and features the flex pay plan! Seems that all the Housewives use the same Chinese manufacturer for their haute couture!
The BH police were called to assist the BH Hotel security after Kim was acting out in the PoloLounge. IntoxicatedKim asked to use the rest room, where she stayed until she was carried out by the police.
The following is the “smoking gun”??? Once again, MissAndy’s attempt at a bombshell dropping is a huge fail.
An extra!! LugNutLips stated that she would never be a Housewife… it’s just too much drama for her!
HFKyle begs in her BravoBlog for people to go easy on her and her kids on social media. Yet, HFKyle continually puts out info and photos for the public to disseminate. Kim’s daughter, Whitney, asked AuntHagface to take down the hospital photos she put up… AuntHagface refused.
SHUT UP, LugNutLips! If there were ever a HW who deserves to get slapped down through the TV screen, it’s buttinski LugNutLips…
According to BravoTV, Ken VanderTodd faced a “scary” procedure two days ago!!
Ken Todd faced a potentially scary procedure this week when he underwent surgery to have his hip replaced. After a successful surgery, Lisa Vanderpump is happy to report that he’s doing much better.
PumpMyStomach’s HouseHusband tried out his 2013 “SCARY” hip replacement on the RHOBH:
On her 2011 visit to MissAndyCoop’s talk show, AndyCoop asks HagfaceLizardLipLickin’ Kyle Richards if her sister, Kim “CrystalBeth” Richards is an alcoholic. Hagface Kyle gets all squirmy and doesn’t wanna answer Anderson.
Does anyone actually believe all the cutesy crap PMS comes up with about her alleged barren sex life with her elderly HouseHusband?
We give PMS, her cutesy anecdotes and her sex life BS 99374663535389997777 Kens:
The RHOBH reunion show was simply awful. This preview of the next and last reunion show looks to be not much better:
From three years ago, April 2012. Here’s Yolanda Foster’s gift to present husband, David… a video! “FOZAir” is David Foster’s jet..
It’s “Everything Eileen”! Watch as Eileen smirks when MissAndy asks her how it was working without a script, because she knows that just ain’t true! Everyone knows the story lines are planned well in advance:
DrunkOtis should have used one of HFKyle’s lines:
Max is probably hangin’ over at Cedrics house until Mommy pays the electric bill.
Preview of next week’s reunion show:
The reunion shows will consist of arguments about the most ridiculous story lines, producer-induced slaps and stunt-glass shattering.
DrunkO and PumpMyStomach are chattering about THE phony SLAP!
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HFKyle’s MIL, the very “professional” Stella, has separated from her husband, Eduardo and is now hanging around the self-proclaimed ‘prince.’ There must be some very contentious discussions around the Umansky house, as Eduardo works with MO-ritz-eo and wife Stella … Continue reading