Yoda “Believes In The Power Of Lemons”…

Yoda talks about her LemonLove…  What will Yoda do after her LemonHouse is sold??  Will Yoda STILL love lemons or will her lemon devotion fizzle out and find its way to over to Yoda adoring her avocados or marveling at her mangoes???

 

NOTE:  Countdown to Yoda’s announcement of her divorce from KingDavid… as soon as that lemon house finds a sucker buyer, we’ll be hearing of Yoda’s very painful decision for the Foster’s split!!  

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If you haven’t seen Yoda’s lemon house that Yoda DOESN’T want you to see, click… HERE!

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Kim and Shana Go Shoppin’ For Big Lips!

Kim and Shana are shopping for new lips… why, why was this cut out???  It’s not booooring at all…  yawn.

 

Yoda Tries To Wiggle Out Of Her “RHOBH Are Clowns” Statement

What a load of total BS!  Yoda tries to make light of her statement that she’s working with a bunch of clowns!

THIS is exactly what was said on December 4 2013… and SH was the ONLY site that had this “clown” story loooong before it was picked up by others:

David reveals that the REAL reason Yolanda is doing the RHOBH is:  “… She’s doing it for a specific reason, and her reason is that she wants to have a … lifestyle and fitness show.”

David continues:  “She’s also been sick with Lyme disease for going on two years now, so she’s battling that, and she wants to tell her story. So she thinks — and she’s right —that (the) Beverly Hills housewives show is a platform for her to tell her Lyme story and to get her point across and then to catapult her to the show that she ultimately wants to do.

“The Beverly Hills show, like she says, is JUST A BUNCH OF CLOWNS trying to make a living,” he adds.

 

RHOBH Lost Footage: VanderTodd Becomes A Minister… Gonna Marry The PumpPeople

On the next RHOBH episode… the lost footage includes LisaVanderTodd receiving her “minister by mail” papers:

RHOBH Reunion Show Part III: DrunkOtis Cries And KenVanderTodd Forgives

CreepyCarlton Met Husband Fighting In Bar… Husband-To-Be Urging On Her FistFighting. Romantic.

We’d like to see CreepyCarlton and Drita from MobWives in a “to-the-death” cage match!  Big, bad CreepyCarlton brags about how she spotted and snared her husband-to-be back in those heady New York days!  Back when CreepyC was better known as the “actress” Carlton Lynx…

How elegant and admirable… more apropos for the Tamballs category of Housewives.

RHOBH Reunion Part III Preview: DrunkOtis Wants LisaVanderTodd To Choose! VIDEO

Is this chick for reelz???  DrunkOtis REALLY has some problems!  DrunkO throws out the “who you gonna save in a fire” dilemma question to LisaVanderTodd!  LisaVTodd skirts the question and makes DrunkOtis produce tears!  Yes, LisaVTodd is a big bossy meanie for making DrunkOtis cry!!!

Here’s a suggestion for DrunkOtis:  DO NOT watch VPumpRules!  What a moron.  DrunkOtis is cra-cra… but, that’s her role!!

 

 

RHOBH Reunion Part III Preview: Texts And Tabloids… The NON-Story! VIDEO

When will this torture end?????

It’s HagfaceKyle v LisaVanderTodd talkin’ about texts and tabloids… the entire season’s NON-story!

 

LisaVanderTodd Tells KimRichards… Don’t Talk About My KenVanderTodd Behind His Back!

RHOBH Reunion Part II:  KimRichards ‘splains the dinner party when she snapped at KenVanderTodd.  LisaVanderTodd snaps at Kim!

RHOBH Reunion Part II: DrunkOtis Need Rehab? Joyce Says DrunkOtis Calls The Paps…

RHOBH Reunion Part II:  DrunkOtis is whinin’ that she only drinks wine.  Joyce says that DrunkO calls the paps; DrunkO denies and says that the paps stalk her ONLY because of her relationship with Eddie.  UH… OK…  Let’s get this straight:  they ALL have PR people and they ALL call the paps!!    AND we’re callin’ some real big BS on DrunkOtis’ “wine only” claim!

 

 

Did DrunkOtis forget that she takes roofies???

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Reunion Show Recap by Sandi Duffy

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Reunion Show Part II Recap by Sandi Duffy   Part 2 of this crapfest reunion. I’m feeling good tonight because I just kicked my kids butts at Just Dance–Applause and Blurred Lines respectively. We begin … Continue reading

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Yoda **cough, cough** “Fights For Life” With LymeDisease!

From ETOnine… Yoda will be on the Doctors today to ‘splain her LymeDisease ordeal and how she fought for her life!  Yoda says that her symptoms started four months before marrying KingDavid…   NOTE:  “TheDoctors” is produced/owned by KingDavid’s BFF’s … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion Show Preview … DrunkOtis Gets All Weepy Over KenVanderTodd

Bravo is gonna drag out the reunion for two more shows, and then there will be a “lost footage” show!  On the next RHOBH Reunion Show…the HouseHusbands take their seats.  DrunkOtis gets all weepy about Ken…

HAGFACEKYLE Has A Brand New Trick!!

The ONLY reason this interview with HagfaceKyle is getting any atten-shun is her statement that she’s done with her splits… her splits will be replaced with the cherry stem trick!  Note to HagfaceKyle:  Let’s see that new trick…

HagfaceKyle is an “extraordinary woman”!

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LISA VANDERPUMP GOES AFTER Yoda And DrunkOtis…

Hello to you all again. An earthquake this morning. That was pretty violent as things crashed around us, seems to be an indication of what lies ahead today. And here we have the first part of the trilogy that wraps … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion Part II: DrunkOtis Likes Yoda Better Than LisaVanderDump!

DrunkOtis has decided that her new HollywoodMommy will be Yoda… and NOT that meanie, LisaPumpMyStomach!

RHOBH REUNION Part II: KosherKyle “Discusses” Pentagrams With CreepyCarlton!

KosherKyle appears on Part II of the RHOBH Reunion to discuss with CreepyCarlton religion and pentagrams… KosherKyle throws in that she knows what a pentagram looks like because she’s seen one on RichardRamirez (Night Stalker Killer)!  Nice, KosherKyle… you just gave everyone nightmares!

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Reunion Show: Kim Richards Says Lisa Vanderpump Is “Full Of Sh*t”!

On The RHOBH Reunion Show Part II… LisaPumpMyStomach says why she doesn’t take KimRichards seriously; KimRichards gets pissed and says how much of her life she’s missed, not just one of Pump’s parties.  Kimmer then tell Pump that she’s “Full of sh*t right now”…

Tonight’s RHOBH Reunion Show: Ken Todd Apologizes To Yoda!!!

Ken extends his deepest regrets to KingD… 

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Yoda’s a STOOPID HOUSEWIFE!  This never gets old…