PMS Hasn’t Contacted Kimmerz; No Butt Implant; DrunkOtis Bad Tipper

From YahooStyle:

Another HW who swore she wouldn’t be back for another grueling season, but found that the monetary gains were too easy to give up!  The cutesy PumpMyStomach says that she doesn’t have a butt implant (who cares?); she hasn’t contacted Kimmerz (who cares?) and DrunkOtis is a bad tipper (who cares!!??!?)…

Kimmerz not fond of PMS either!

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: RHOBH Hawaii Dinner Party

Not much has changed…

As an homage to Ken, we’re giving the HawaiiDinner 993846636534438888833 Kens!!

PMS Wants A Baby…

In this scene from the ‘lost’ RHOBH episode… PumpMyStomach wants a baby.  Perhaps PMS could grab FrontPorcha and give her lessons in the clenched teeth cutesy English accent so she could procure more acting jobs!  Instant baby for PMS and extra income from FrontPorcha’s acting jobs…

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Partie Deux of “Did Rinna Really Tweet That?” … LugLips Says MOVE ON!!

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The saga continues!   If you missed “DidRinnaREALLYTweetThat?” Part One, you can see it HERE. The rabid fans of LugLipsRinna have spoken… but, not before Queen “OwnIt” has declared her proclamation regarding her tweets about Kimmerz! In a grand piece … Continue reading

LugLips Hawking Frocks On QVC … Think “ThriftStore”!

An example of the fine frocks being hawked by LugLipsRinna today on QVC.  This particular net sweater, which screams “thrift store,” could be yours for $75… and features the flex pay plan!  Seems that all the Housewives use the same Chinese manufacturer for their haute couture! 

PREDICTION FROM KIM’S LIFE COACH!!

Kim’s life coach called it!!

The extended scene… from January 2013:

MissAndy says he never revels in Housewives misfortunes… RIIIIIIIGHTTTT and a big PUH-LEEZE!!

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KimRichards Arrest Explained By BeverlyHills Police …

The BH police were called to assist the BH Hotel security after Kim was acting out in the PoloLounge.  IntoxicatedKim asked to use the rest room, where she stayed until she was carried out by the police.

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RHOBH Reunion: Let The “KimBashingFestival” Begin!!

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This is NOT a recap. NOTE:  Whether KimRichards is sober is beside the point.  The point here is this:  One person was unfairly and brutally bashed on the RHOBH reunion.  That person was KimRichards.  While Loada can simply walk away … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: LugNutLips Boasts About Doing Playboy Seven Months Pregnant

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The RHOBH reunion show was another 42 minutes of sheer vomit inducing dreck.   The reunion wasn’t enough… there’s at least one more show!  LugNutLips Rinna (is she really a man??) boasts about her Playboy spread.  What a pig.  Wasn’t the Playboy magazine scene already done with Camille and FayeRancid?

RHOBH Reunion Preview: The Moronic Housewives Classy Side

The following is the “smoking gun”???  Once again, MissAndy’s attempt at a bombshell dropping is a huge fail.

An extra!!  LugNutLips stated that she would never be a Housewife… it’s just too much drama for her!

KIM AND HagfaceKYLE BATTLE CONTINUES…

HFKyle begs in her BravoBlog for people to go easy on her and her kids on social media.  Yet, HFKyle continually puts out info and photos for the public to disseminate.  Kim’s daughter, Whitney, asked AuntHagface to take down the hospital photos she put up… AuntHagface refused.  

SHUT UP, LugNutLips!  If there were ever a HW who deserves to get slapped down through the TV screen, it’s buttinski LugNutLips…

KEN VANDERTODD FACED “SCARY” PROCEDURE… It Was Just Another Hip Replacement!

According to BravoTV, Ken VanderTodd faced a “scary” procedure two days ago!!

Ken Todd faced a potentially scary procedure this week when he underwent surgery to have his hip replaced. After a successful surgery, Lisa Vanderpump is happy to report that he’s doing much better.

PumpMyStomach’s HouseHusband tried out his 2013 “SCARY” hip replacement on the RHOBH:

(Thanks “Darryl”!!!)

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY EXTRA: HFKyle On 2011AndyCoop Show… Squirms When Asked If Kim Is Alcoholic

On her 2011 visit to MissAndyCoop’s talk show, AndyCoop asks HagfaceLizardLipLickin’ Kyle Richards if her sister, Kim “CrystalBeth” Richards is an alcoholic.  Hagface Kyle gets all squirmy and doesn’t wanna answer Anderson.

 

PumpMyStomach’s Barren Sex Life BS

Does anyone actually believe all the cutesy crap PMS comes up with about her alleged barren sex life with her elderly HouseHusband?

We give PMS, her cutesy anecdotes and her sex life BS 99374663535389997777 Kens:

RHOBH Preview: HumongousLipsLisa Sends Kim Threatening Texts… Then Cries

EVERYONE SHOULD TELL HUMONGOUS LIPS LISA TO SHUUUSH… OR SHUT THE F UP!   IS THIS THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED “SMOKING GUN”??  RINNA IS HORRIBLE…AND A HORRIBLE ACTRESS.

RHOBH Reunion Preview…

The RHOBH reunion show was simply awful.  This preview of the next and last reunion show looks to be not much better:

From The SH Archives: First Look At New RHOBH… Yolanda’s Birthday Present to Husband, David Foster

From three years ago, April 2012.    Here’s Yolanda Foster’s gift to present husband, David… a video!  “FOZAir” is David Foster’s jet..

NOTE:  The AmazingLoada was diagnosed with ChronicFatigueSyndrome/Lyme/MentalConfusion/Can’tReadWriteOrWatchTV two years prior, but despite all of her medical issues, could arrange and perform her birthday video to KingD!   Loada didn’t start her “stick an IV in me” tour or her daily LymeFace selfies until after she was given her role on the RHOBH.  “If This World Were Mine” was recorded to perfection by LutherVandross…  

RHOBH Reunion Preview…

It’s “Everything Eileen”!  Watch as Eileen smirks when MissAndy asks her how it was working without a script, because she knows that just ain’t true!  Everyone knows the story lines are planned well in advance:

DrunkOtis should have used one of HFKyle’s lines:

RHOBH Reunion: Max Living In Poverty… Preview Of Next Week’s Episode

 Max is probably hangin’ over at Cedrics house until Mommy pays the electric bill.

Preview of next week’s reunion show:

 

RHOBH REUNION: Whining About The Phony Slap

The reunion shows will consist of arguments about the most ridiculous story lines, producer-induced slaps and stunt-glass shattering.  

DrunkO and PumpMyStomach are chattering about THE phony SLAP!

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HFKyle Brushes Off Her MIL AND “Prince”… What Is Going On At The Umanskys? Watch Video!

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HFKyle’s MIL, the very “professional” Stella, has separated from her husband, Eduardo and is now hanging around the self-proclaimed ‘prince.’   There must be some very contentious discussions around the Umansky house, as Eduardo works with MO-ritz-eo and wife Stella … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion Preview: HouseHusband, PhonyPrince, Loada’s LymeFace…And MORE!

RHOBH Reunion Preview: Sparring Over DrunkOtis’ Fake Dutch Boyfriend… Who Will Get HermesBoy?

These shows have gone totally fiction.  It just so happened that PMS’s son’s BEST friend just so happened to run into PMS whilst in Amsterdam… and just so happened to “date” DrunkO??  Let’s see the text messages and hear the VM’s etc.  This fake story line was just TOO fake.  MissAndy/Bravo are now simply throwing anything at viewers hoping that something sticks.

LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN HOLLAND!!

SORRY DRUNK OTIS… THE BODY LANGUAGE WITH YOU AND HERMES BOY TELLS IT ALL!  YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM.  YOU’RE THINKING OF DARIN…

RHOBH Reunion Preview: “Professional Pride”… HumongousLipsLisa Made A Million For Depends Ad

Seriously???  Does MissAndy have so little material about these moronic Housewives that he has to resort to extremely obvious set up questions?  MissAndy’s attempt at embarrassing Kimmer didn’t seem to work.   HumoungousLipsLisa claims she was paid over a $1 million for a Depends commercial:

NOTE:  Interesting that HFKyle keeps her mouth shut when DangerDivingWithTheStars is mentioned.