YODA Circa 2012: Airplane Vocals… Followed SH Before She Was Cast On RHOBH

THE 2012 YODA… loved us before she was cast on the RHOBH and before the lemon house photos!!  Yoloncé obviously took advantage of as much auto-tune as possible!!

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They ALL read/follow SH… only the really REAL Housewives admit it!!

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RHOBH Preview…

DrunkOtis meets up with Adrienne, jokerfaceRinna meets up with someone(?)… and more producer-induced scenes, including KingDave bestowing his presence upon the biggest clown on the RHOBH!

This preview gets 37769987634,0037443 JudgeJudys…

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RHOBH Premiere Episode: HagfaceKyle Meets PumpMyStomach For The Required Luncheon Sit Down

The required “two Housewives meet in a restaurant for a sit down” scene… with HagfaceKyle and PumpMyStomach.  It doesn’t get any better than this…

RHOBH Premiere Episode: The White Party… Stale, Dull And Moth-Eaten

HagfaceKyle’s WhiteParty begins… and it doesn’t get any better than this:

PumpMyStomach On WWHL: MissAndy Begged PMS To Return… PMS Is Done With DrunkOtis

MissAndy begged PumpMyStomach to return to the RHOBH… that’s the story and they’re both sticking to it!

And BLEEECH! PumpMyStomach is done with DrunkOtis…at least for this season.

NOTE:  Maybe the Housewives shows wouldn’t be so terrible if they were labeled truthfully… as night time soap operas.  The phony friendships, hard-to-believe connections and scripted lines are tiresome to watch and are turning people off.

RHOBH Sneak Peek: Girl Fighting, Wine Throwing, Face Slapping … All The BOOOORING Housewives Stuff… And Taglines

Bravo has enhanced the sound of the “SLAP” across PumpMyStomach’s face.  PMS knew it was coming…

RHOBH PREVIEW SNEAK PEEK: HagfaceKyle Talks White Party, Her Kids And Mauricio’s RealEstateCompany

HagfaceKyle tries her best to conquer that lizard-lip-licking habit of hers, but she just can’t… as she talks glowingly about her upcoming white party (stolen from Truman Capote) and all of her kids.  Little does her kid Alexia know that she’s months away from being viciously attacked by a pit bull!

We just hope that THIS guest at HagfaceKyle’s annual white party makes it this year!

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I LOVE HAGFACE KYLE’S WHITE PARTIES!!!  WHERE’S THE FATBURGERS?

RHOBH Preview SneakPeek: Yoda And DrunkOtis Prance To KingDavid, Run Into Crooks, Yoda Lies About Acreage

DrunkOtis makes her way to Yoda’s hilltop lemon house… which is STILL for sale… only to agree to take a walk with Yoda on the beach, which is ten miles away from Yoda’s lemon house.  But, before they start their five-hour hike, KingDavid performs a sampling of the musical that he’s STILL working on… BettyBoop.  Honestly, who the hell is going to see a musical about BettyBoop???  This must be KingDavid’s only way to get that backing for BettyBoopTheMusical, which he mentioned in one of his many interviews… the same interviews in which he states that the RHOBH are not real!

After the near-death-LymeDisease-ridden Yoda and DrunkOtis prance around to KingDavid’s piano playing, they start their long hike to the beach, but along the way, Yoda discovers a squatter on her property!!

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It’s Crooks!!  Selling Vicki’s old clothes from 1989!!

NOTE:  Amazing that LymeYoda had such a conniption fit over pictures of her lemon house on SH showing that it was no where NEAR the beach… it’s obvious that no one wants her hilltop hacienda for $25 million!!

If you missed LemonYoda’s conniption fit about her lemon house… HERE…and Yoda’s nasty twitter attack HERE.   Back in March, Trulia listed LymeYoda’s property as consisting of 3.18 acres, but the acreage is not mentioned In the updated listing.

Yoda apparently wants buyers to think they’re getting FOUR AND A HALF acres…why is Yoda lying about acreage??

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RHOBH Premieres Tuesday, November 18…

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DrunkOtis is missing from the RHOBH photos… she was tweeting and skanking it up in Australia.

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CARS Of The Housewives…Seriously.

Bravo somehow got the impression that people are bored with the house and closet tours of the Housewives and want to see more, so they’ve added another voyeuristic dimension…Housewives cars.  DrunkOtis and PumpMyStomach explain their vehicles and, of course, DrunkOits is in love sexually attracted to hers:

RHOBH In Amsterdam…

Killing two birds with one stone… the RHOBH are now filming in Amsterdam, which not only fulfills the required international trip for these chicks, but also is a free trip home for Yoda. HagfaceKyle and sisterKim got a trip to their PalmSprings house when the RHOBH filmed there recently.  The video is quite boring, filming the HWs walking to their van…. don’t expect much more when the new season airs!   NOTE:  Yoda’s lemon house is STILL for sale!!

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To Kim Richards Clothes?

Kim is still pushing her clothing items, minus the “slut pig” pants, at KimRichards.com

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PumpMyStomach STILL Has No Idea If She’s Returning… Puh-leeze!

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  LisaVander BLEEEEECH! PumpMyStomach tells ETOnline that she’s STILL in talks with BravoBigShots about her return to the RHOBH.  NOTE: PumpMyStomach is doing the typical PR to create buzz for herself and the RHOBH before filming starts.  PumpMyStomach is NOT … Continue reading

Why CreepyCarlton Is Leaving The RHOBH

There’s always an ulterior motive for these chicks to sign on to be a Housewife.  CreepyCarlton wanted some exposure for her HouseHusband’s new “reality” show… despite her saying that total BS that she hasn’t heard from Bravo, she’s definitely out.

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LISA VANDERPUMP: Man Bites Three Men At PUMP Opening… What Is WRONG With This Story??

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LisaWhoLivesInAVanDownByTheRiverPumpyDumpyFrumpyClumpyJumpyRumpy had a grand opening for her newest WestHollywood restaurant, PUMP.  The opening would have been uneventful and LisaV’s 2009 bandage dress not been noticed… except for THIS incident, claiming that a “deranged customer” was biting several people. Press Release … Continue reading

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Lawsuit News Updates: LisaVPump Accuser Will Take $40,000… Tree Joodice Future Home

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  NOTE:  Usually sexual harassment suits are filed in Federal court… there is NO lawsuit filed.  PHONY!!! Karina Bustillos, who claimed a Villa Blanca manager sexually harassed her, says she says she’ll drop the $5 million suit if she gets … Continue reading

Yoda “Believes In The Power Of Lemons”…

Yoda talks about her LemonLove…  What will Yoda do after her LemonHouse is sold??  Will Yoda STILL love lemons or will her lemon devotion fizzle out and find its way to over to Yoda adoring her avocados or marveling at her mangoes???

 

NOTE:  Countdown to Yoda’s announcement of her divorce from KingDavid… as soon as that lemon house finds a sucker buyer, we’ll be hearing of Yoda’s very painful decision for the Foster’s split!!  

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If you haven’t seen Yoda’s lemon house that Yoda DOESN’T want you to see, click… HERE!

Kim and Shana Go Shoppin’ For Big Lips!

Kim and Shana are shopping for new lips… why, why was this cut out???  It’s not booooring at all…  yawn.

 

Yoda Tries To Wiggle Out Of Her “RHOBH Are Clowns” Statement

What a load of total BS!  Yoda tries to make light of her statement that she’s working with a bunch of clowns!

THIS is exactly what was said on December 4 2013… and SH was the ONLY site that had this “clown” story loooong before it was picked up by others:

David reveals that the REAL reason Yolanda is doing the RHOBH is:  “… She’s doing it for a specific reason, and her reason is that she wants to have a … lifestyle and fitness show.”

David continues:  “She’s also been sick with Lyme disease for going on two years now, so she’s battling that, and she wants to tell her story. So she thinks — and she’s right —that (the) Beverly Hills housewives show is a platform for her to tell her Lyme story and to get her point across and then to catapult her to the show that she ultimately wants to do.

“The Beverly Hills show, like she says, is JUST A BUNCH OF CLOWNS trying to make a living,” he adds.