DrunkOtis Gives Her Useless Lingerie Opinion…

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The Housewives shows used to be enjoyable and a fun diversion… they are now neither fun nor enjoyable.  Someone at Bravo needs to hit the “EXPIRED” button and let these shows RIP.

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Kim Made Up “Accusations” About HARRY HAMLIN!

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TMZ reports that Kimbecile’s knowledge of HARRY HAMLIN’s past and/or present “secrets” are all smoke and mirrors.   Kim made up the entire “accusation”… whatever that may be… and Kim will admit the phony BS about HARRY HAMLIN on the … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: The Slap

One must listen to Loada’s pomposity before the SLAP!

HagfaceKyle Calls MissAndy To Explain Why She Ran! Says Harry Mystery Will Be Explained On Reunion…

In a planned call to WWHL last night, HagfaceKyle explained why she ran after the phony restaurant drama!  Of course, Kyle’s reasons are very obtuse and she doesn’t explain a damn thing!  Kyle also does a bit of PR for the RHOBH reunion show when MissAndy asks about the mystery surrounding HarryHamlin.  HagfaceKyle says that the mystery will be discussed during the reunion… as if MissAndy didn’t know that already!  At this point, who really cares!?!?   

NOTE:  LippyLisa is married to Harry Hamlin.  HARRY HAMLIN!!

I'M ACTUALLY MARRIED TO HARRY HAMLIN!!!!   HARRY HAMLIN!!!

I’M ACTUALLY MARRIED TO HARRY HAMLIN… HARRY HAMLIN!!!

RHOBH Deleted Scene: Let’s Go To The RedLightDistrict… And EAT!!

A visit to the red light district in Amsterdam … and a longer visit to eat at a vending machine restaurant!

As for Loada’s claim that she would prostitute herself… all BS talk.

RHOBH Preview: Leen Whispers That Lips Don’t Have Her Back!

Bravo has changed scenarios somewhat.  These conversations used to take place with the Housewife who did not attend the event.  Leen wants to know why LippyLisa didn’t “have her back.”  The conversation itself is also changed, as they discuss their issues in WHISPER TALK!

RHOBH Fight In Holland Aftermath! Kim Got Glass In Her Pants!!

Per the standard Housewives script, after the arguing and the glass breaking, the Housewives huddle in their own corners, taking sides.   BigBeefyLipsLisa threatens to go home and DrunkOtis says to Loada:  “These women just don’t know how to drop something when you ask them to drop it. So it sent Kim into a rage and I get it.”

You can see the vicious scripted bellicose belles at their feuding fighting finest… HERE!

RHOBH Preview Part I Arriving In Holland…

The moronic Housewives all gather in Holland… the setting for another GameNight/DinnerFromHell or whatever previous situation you wish to choose!   This is difficult to watch, as it’s purely bad acting in a totally setup scenario…and Loada’s missive about her drunk-driving daughter to show that she’s just a simple imperfect Dutch girl is laughable.

Bravo/MissAndy obviously got the message about the HouseHusbands ruining the show… unfortunately, it’s too late.  

RHOBH Preview Part II: Fighting In Holland!!

The overacting is ridiculous.   As far as Kim is concerned, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.  Kim has to help herself with no “help” from “we care about you” BigLips.  So, BUTT OUT BigLips and BeastVanPeepin’…

 BigLips is married to HARRY HAMLIN!!  HARRY HAMLIN!!!!

I'M ACTUALLY MARRIED TO HARRY HAMLIN!!!!   HARRY HAMLIN!!!

I’M ACTUALLY MARRIED TO HARRY HAMLIN!!!! HARRY HAMLIN!!!

 

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES: PumpMyStomach Says She “Would Rather Go Into The Ring With MikeTyson” Than Go Back To RHOBH! What Happened???

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From March 29, 2014… What happened that PumpMyStomach decided to return to the RHOBH this season??   Why would PumpMyStomach put herself through such torture???  When asked if she plans to come back to the show, Lisa says: “I would rather … Continue reading

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: It’s GameNight! AlienShapeShifterPam Dana Invites Herself To Hawaii!

Poor AlienShapeShifterPam DanaWilkey!  PamDana really tried to weasel an invite out of Camille, but Camille didn’t bite…all the while Kimbecile and HagfaceKyle are “cleaning” PamDana’s bathroom!

RHOBH Preview: Loada “Runs Into” Old BF

Loada uses her LymeBrain as an excuse for not remembering an “old boyfriend” from 40 years ago in this totally phony baloney and utterly rude Holland scene… 

This preview gets 88939665403003037644 eye rolls…

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BigLipsLisa On WWHL: Says RHOBH Has Boosted Her Career; Earlier Says She Would NEVER Be A Housewife! HagfaceKyle On CSI… Kim and HagfaceKyle On DivingWithTheStars!!

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The most interesting part of MisshapenLipsLisa on WWHL was her gushing to MissAndy about how her being her on the RHOBH has advanced her acting “career”… …interesting as she stated many times that she would NEVER be a Housewife!  OH NO!!! … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: More Wine Tossing And Threats!!

DeformedLipsLisa shows her fine “acting” chops in this preview of the next RHOBH… the most “intense” episode ever in the entire five-year history of the RHOBH!  The RHOBH has passed all the other HWs franchises with the number of wine-tossing scenes.

Did anyone know that DeformedLipsLisa was married to HARRY HAMLIN!?!?   HARRY HAMLIN!!  

GET YOUR MITTS OFFA MY HUSBAND... HARRY HAMLIN!!

GET YOUR MITTS OFFA MY HUSBAND… HARRY HAMLIN!!

HarryHamlin is no DirtyHarry!!  And DeformedLipsLisa is no UrsulaAndress…

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LustyLipsLisa Is Back… Butting In On Kim’s Case!

More ridiculousness from the moronic Housewives as LustyLipsLisa puts her nose in Kim’s bizness… right there in front of Babyface as they fly to KingD’s charity event!!  Looks like Babyface don’t give a damn about what’s going on with these dimbulbs… he’s busy eating!

RHOBH Spots Naked Guy In Holland! Was It David Foster’s Butt???

The moronic Housewives claim that there was a **GASP** naked man strolling down the street.  And, they’re all aflutter…  

Really?  How do we know… why didn’t Bravo show the naked guy??  Bravo has no problem airing lots of butts!  Perhaps the naked guy was KingDavid…

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RHOBH Scavenger Hunt… Part I

Before they take off to Holland, Loada throws a scavenger hunt.  Loada could read, write, drive a car, make a speech and give orders!! 

RHOBH Filming In Holland…

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These people are simple morons.  Watch as they are filmed being filmed for the RHOBH.  Walking around in wooden shoes?  How touristy.  Worse than that, is Lisa BLEEEECH! PumpMyStomach’s choice of footwear.


AND… outside of their hotel.  Poor BalloonLipsLisa… she’s just not as fan-friendly as EmmyWinningEileen!  Of course, bleeeeeeeech! PMS just blows off everyone:

 

(Thanks “Conor”!!)

 

RHOBH PREVIEW: Loada Gets A Free Trip To Holland! HagfaceKyle Loses Her Luggage And Forgets That She Nagged Kim For Being Late…

Yippee-Ki-Yay with a tulip on top.  A new “Housewives Fight In Another Country” three-arc story line.  It’s snoozefest time just thinking about it.  It appears that EyeD and PumpMyStomach found better things to do… like blocking on twitter!!

Will Loada fall ill enough to get a snapshot of herself in a Holland hospital for the continuing saga of her “Look At Me Vit My Sad LymeFaces”?  OR, will Loada call for a private ambulance to hook her up for a “stick an IV in me” selfie to fill her LymeGlobalTour scrapbook?

Will Loada stop by to see her mother?  Loada probably still has ill feelings toward her mother after Loada brought home her first fiancee!  Look, Mom… I’m a nice Catholic girl who’s gonna marry some Mooslem guy!  He’s not that good looking, he’s a really different religion and his name is MOhamed… but I LOVE his money him!!  Perhaps Loada and her mother have patched things up since Loada latched on to a bigger fish…

Really, HagfaceKyle???  You REALLY don’t recall nagging Kim four years ago?

PumpMyStomach Won’t Spill It!!

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PumpMyStomach won’t reveal the end of her story line arc.  Oh damn!!  We’ve been holding our breath waiting to find out if Ken’s son cares who his “real” parents are!!  SNOOOOOZE…

HagfaceKyle is adopted, too!!

 

AFTER The MalibuBeachParty! Shana Screams For A Cig… And Lights The Wrong End!

The funniest part of the MalibuBeachParty…after DrunkOtis is assured that she just has to be herself… HagfaceKyle escorts crazyShana away from that bad, bad Camille(!?!?)!   Shana screeches around the 1:20 mark that she needs a cig… and lights the wrong end! 

RHOBH Preview: The Addiction Story Line Continues…

Poor HagfaceKyle… still hasn’t gotten her lizard lip licking under control!

PumpMyStomach Makes DrunkOtis Sing…

Wasn’t this scene done on the RHONY??

RHOBH Preview: PumpMyStomach Gets B’Day “Surprise”

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More excitement from tonight’s RHOBH… Mohammerhead and LanceBass are among those who “surprise” PumpMyStomach at PUMP.  The only person missing is Cedric…

See everyone jump up from behind the bar…exciting.

RHOBH Preview: The vanP’s Enjoy Their Free Lunch

The vanP’s linger over their required free lunch scene to discuss how best to use the fabulous acting abilities of their cast mates!

NOTE:  You can see PMS’s great acting in her “ManTrap” music video HERE.  Along with music videos, PumpMyStomach was also TOPLESS in “Killer’sMoon”… TOPLESS!!

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LISA TOPLESS I CEDRIC