GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: RHOBH MalibuBeachHouse Party!

 

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AFTER The MalibuBeachParty! Shana Screams For A Cig… And Lights The Wrong End!

The funniest part of the MalibuBeachParty…after DrunkOtis is assured that she just has to be herself… HagfaceKyle escorts crazyShana away from that bad, bad Camille(!?!?)!   Shana screeches around the 1:20 mark that she needs a cig… and lights the wrong end! 

PumpMyStomach On WWHL: DrunkOtis Talks Crap; Loada Gets Sympathy

NOTE:  Poor sick Loada… is never sick when she’s filming!  On the next episodes of the RHOBH, Loada gets a free trip to Holland!  

We give PMS, DrunkOtis and the ever-ailing Loada 99376635354 Kens!

RHOBH Preview: The Addiction Story Line Continues…

Poor HagfaceKyle… still hasn’t gotten her lizard lip licking under control!

RHOBH DELETED SCENE: KimKyle In Kar

ACTING!!!  The DrunkOtis and Kim as best friends story line was also ACTING!!  BAD ACTING!

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KIM RICHARDS BRAVO BLOG: Sobriety Is A Full-Time Job! Back Off!

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This episode was a roller coaster of emotions for me. Honestly, I had to watch it a few times before I could really process how I feel about it. And the conclusion is I’m perplexed! Did anyone else notice that … Continue reading

PumpMyStomach Makes DrunkOtis Sing…

Wasn’t this scene done on the RHONY??

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Loada’s Other “Model” Kid Jello Gets Invite During Fashion Week… To RalphLauren’s STORE!

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Look who showed up at RalphLauren’s preview show in their store during NY Fashion Week.  No, this was NOT the RL runway show… just RL’s STORE!! Poor Jello.  Her sister, Alana, got to go to the runway show… Jello gets an … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: PumpMyStomach Gets B’Day “Surprise”

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More excitement from tonight’s RHOBH… Mohammerhead and LanceBass are among those who “surprise” PumpMyStomach at PUMP.  The only person missing is Cedric…

See everyone jump up from behind the bar…exciting.

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EX-RHOBH Wife So Desperate That She’s On “Where Are They Now?” Special! EVERYONE Knows Where She Is!!

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Poor Shana!!  This is really pathetic. Shana is hardly a mention in this PR blurb about upcoming guests on Opree’s “Where Are They Now” series: “… more Oprah interviews continue with some of the most beloved entertainers of our time, … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” All The HWs Items We Don’t Care About!! Did VinceVanP Get Boot From 12-Year Spokesman Job Because Wife Signed On To RHOBH??

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We give these items 99038646535354 Kens… Camber’s big “acting” role was a non-Union bit part on Restaurant Stakeout.  As a non-Union part, she receives a small payment and no residuals. HouseHusbandKen pushin’ PumpMyStomach’s VODKA… KingD is crying!!  Looks like he … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND!! Caption This… CAPTIONED!

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“BuckHenry” will receive a personal tour of KingD’s star on the H’wood Walk of Fame and a walk through Loada’s lemon grove!  FinePrint:  Winner will be required to make sure that the vagrants who have made the area on and around KIngD’s “star” their home are gone before KingD proceeds with the personal tour!  Loada will conduct the lemon grove tour… when she’s not bedridden or filming or posing for “stick and IV in me” seflies or accepting awards for being sick.

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RHOBH Preview VIDEO: DrunkOtis Goes To Loada’s House And HagfaceKyle Goes To PumpMyStomach House To Talk About Kim And DrunkOtis… Despite Her Illness, Loada Remembers Yoga Poses!!

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DrunkOtis pops in at Loada’s house during a RARE time that Loada ISN’T affected by her life-threatening disease for a yoga lesson. Loada tells the private yoga instructor that DrunkO hasn’t had a drop of al-kee-haul or any sugar… the … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: The vanP’s Enjoy Their Free Lunch

The vanP’s linger over their required free lunch scene to discuss how best to use the fabulous acting abilities of their cast mates!

NOTE:  You can see PMS’s great acting in her “ManTrap” music video HERE.  Along with music videos, PumpMyStomach was also TOPLESS in “Killer’sMoon”… TOPLESS!!

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RHOBH Preview: The Van Patten’s Go To Lunch…

The van Patten’s go to Kristy’s restaurant to score some free grub.  

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Obviously the vanP’s have never been to Kristy’s, as EyeD needs some assistance from PokerPatten to walk on the cobbled entrance to find their way to the gratis grub!  

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Vince’s role is to act the reluctant HouseHusband, which he does with great reluctant passion because he’s such a great passionate actor!!  In other words, Vince is just there to eat…and to listen to EyeD’s scripted words or he won’t be able to push his PaddleXTreme outdoor game and get atten-shun for his world poker-playin’ tour.  

Vince has his I’m “very-excited-and-interested-in-anything-EyeD-is-about-to-say” look on!!

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BUT.. before we get into VinceVanPorker inhaling his salad and both EyeD and Vince’s bizarre usage of their dining tools …

When they arrive at Kristy’s restaurant, it’s daylight.  

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When the VanP’s were done with their required GuyFieri-watch-me-eat scene, it was dark!  

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How long were they actually at Kristy’s and what did they devour along with the chef’s gift of scallops with soy glaze and Vince’s salad?  

Long enough for EyeD to have more wine… apparently, a lot of wine!!

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Neither Vince nor EyeD is sure of the correct way to use their eating utensils and Vince is worse than EyeD!  Vince uses the “caveman” grip on his fork…

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EyeD uses the caveWOMAN grip on her fork…

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Vince pauses to think if he can really put that huge piece of greens that he’s looking at on his fork into his mouth.

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VinceVanP goes for it!

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Hey, Vince:  ATE IS ENOUGH!!!

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WHO’S THE HOUSEWIFE?? It’s EyeD… Who Has Bad Taste In Footwear!!

GUESS

IT’S EILEEN!!

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BigLipsLisaRinna On CSI…

Rinna plays Cindi, an out-of-her-depth mother with huge lips whose two teenage daughters are kidnapped.  Sara Sidle (Jorja Fox), tries to get the teary-eyed mom to confirm the identity of a key suspect in her daughters’ disappearance. It turns out the suspect had been sending graphic photos and texts to one of the girls.

(Thanks “Sloan”!!)

 

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The OTHER Smelly Housewife?

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Real Housewives of Miami veteran Joanna Krupa has slapped Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville with a lawsuit, after Glanville allegedly accused Krupa of having smelly private parts, but in fact…

It’s a different HOUSEWIFE that has a hygiene problem!

“All the ladies can smell it.

Even the crew have complained about the smell,” a top source tells NaughtyGossip.

“She has been told about the problem and the fact that she needs to wear knickers many, many times.”

This lady is known for her love of younger man, and partying!   But these days the smell is making everyone run for the hills!

(Thanks “gurlfriend” and “chameleon”!!)

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Scammin’ Housewife?

From CDAN:

This Real Housewife is running a scam which involves getting old people to leave her everything they own.  

She has them leave the property to a friend of hers who then gives it to the Real Housewife.

Four people so far.

NOTE:  The scammin’ Housewife would have to know legalities and will preparation to accomplish this scam…

(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)

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SH “HIT AND RUN” … HOUSEWIVES EDITION! DrunkOtis Out? NayNay “Modeling”? Snooki NOT A RHONJ! Loada Too Tired For Reunion? Countless New Record? MissAndy Q&A “BuyMyBook”! And MORE!!!

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What could be more apropos on Friday the 13th than Housewives items!! DrunkOtis “hints” at leaving the RHOBH.  Don’t get excited… it’s just one of those mystery source PR items!  OR, maybe DrunkO is making tons of $$$$ from selling … Continue reading

RHOBH Unseen Footage: DrunkOtis Scores In The KimRichards Custody Battle!

The battle between HagfaceKyle and DrunkOtis continues!  In this unseen footage, DrunkOtis promises Kim that she’ll be her friend forever, but Kim hesitates to commit.  Looks like DrunkOtis is winning the custody battle for Kim!

RHOBH Preview: PumpMyStomach Acts Shocked; Kim Says MYOBizWax!

In another preview of the next can’t-wait-to-watch episode of the RHOBH.  PumpMyStomach pulls out all of her acting abilities to look shocked when her employees and a few Hollywood friends jump out from behind the SUR bar to surprise her.  (Watch in slo-mo; PumpMyStomach is anticipating the big surprise.  Besides, it’s in the script!!)  

And, we’re totally with Kim… mind your own biz-wax!!

The MOST shocking nanosecond of this preview… Loada appears!!!  Where’s KingD?

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GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: Kyle Stole My House!

Kyle DID steal Kim’s house!  Kim borrowed $20,000 and HagfaceKyle wouldn’t let Kim buy back in.  Yep… HagfaceKyle and Mo-ritz-eo STOLE Kim’s house!!

RHOBH Preview: The Beverly Hills Bad Acting Club

All of the professional actresses in the BeverlyHills BadActingClub, except for Loada because she was busy setting up “stick an IV in me” photo shoots, gathered at EyeD’s house to go over lines for uh… we don’t know.  Kim tells her Bette Davis story and BulbousLipsLisa is relegated to being the narrator, which she’s pissed about, as she says she is the most experienced actress! The last time DeformedLipsLisa worked was playing herself in a movie with her husband HARRY HAMLIN!!  HARRY HAMLIN!!!!

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HagfaceKyle’s Bizarrely Convoluted And Obviously Jealous Of DrunkOtis BravoBlog

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We pick up where we left off last week at the Gay Mixer. When Brandi once again brought up Kim’s late night calls to her, I said, “Oh, do you want to elaborate? ” I didn’t say that for Brandi … Continue reading