PokerNight Aftermath… Girls In Cars!

HagfaceKyle and LisaLips … “There is addiction going on and no one is willing to talk about it.”  DrunkOtis and Kim are both boozed up when they leave Eileen’s antique store.

HagfaceKyle On WWHL…

On last night’s WWHL, HagfaceKyle went deep into the “friendships” between Yoda/DrunkOtis and PumpMyStomach/DrunkOtis.  HFKyle was also asked about Yoda’s Lyme, which she really had nothing to say other than she hopes she feels better.

Poor HagfaceKyle… she’s still working on her lizard lip licking!

Two Actresses In A Car… Which One Is The Best Actress?

Which one in the best actress?  We’re goin’ with Kim…

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Playing Poker At Eileen’s House… Kim Is Kooky

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  Kim was acting goofy playing poker… or were they just learning to play poker… or was Vince just showing off his knowledge of poker from playing in world poker tournaments… or from being the commentator for the world poker … Continue reading

Yoda Ditches Her LymeFace To Rehearse With Michael Buble!

She can’t read, write or watch TV… but, LymeYoda can swing with Bublè!   And, seriously, Michael Buble singing “Got To Be Real”???

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“Got To Be Real” performed by the original artist, Cheryl Lynn:

(Thanks “JustN” and “donewithBravo”!!)

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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DrunkOtis now issuing dates/times of when she’s drunk! DrunkOtis got a name for her wine!! Tamballs’ still selling her used junk on EBay…comes with used kleenex and damp sports towels. Camille gets a cover… HagfaceKyle will be looking just like … Continue reading

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BLIND ITEM! Who’s The EX-Housewife?

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From CDAN: This former Real Housewife, who is desperate to return, has seen her earnings take a nose dive.  She is taking every gig she can get and is now exchanging appearance fees for sex. I’m sure her kid(s) would love … Continue reading

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LYME YODA CONTINUES HER “STICK AN IV IN ME” WORLD TOUR!

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The latest photo issued by LymeYoda!  LymeYoda had the strength to pop in on a Singapore hospital during her worldwide “Stick An IV In Me” Tour… just minutes after posing with KingD showing off that he’s now a judge on “Asia’s … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND!! Caption This… CAPTIONED!

ALANA MODEL CAPTIONED

“StinkyHousewives” will receive a trip to NYC to attend NYU classes with Alana!  FinePrint:  Prize will be awarded as soon as NYU alerts us if Alana pops in for a class.  Last checked, Alana hasn’t been seen within ten blocks of NYU… 

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The BEST Housewives News EVER! AdrienneMaloof Dumps 20-Yr-Old Boyfriend!

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From TMZ: RHOBH star Adrienne Maloof has kicked her Anheuser-Busch heir BF to the curb. Sources close to the couple tell us Adrienne ended her year and a half relationship with Jacob Busch — but there’s no bad blood between 53-year-old … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: PoopyPiggy DrunkOtis Is “Creepy” And Assaults HagfaceKyle!

DrunkOtis is disgustingly creepy… and assaults HagfaceKyle!  

LymeYoda wasn’t with this Cast of Clowns, but was seen in NYC heaving a CA king mattress out of Jello’s new “student” apartment.  Afterward, LymeYoda hopped into her private ambulance for a quick “stick an IV in me” LymeFace photo op!

SH EXCLUSIVE!! Yoda’s Public Service Message!

YES… "BEWARE OF TICKS"!  UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR OWN SHOW!!
“BE AWARE OF TICKS”!  UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR OWN SHOW!!

HagfaceKyle Shares Some Of Her Most Private Items…

Kyle shares how she spent her time instead of going after that law degree!  Watch the dog…

NOTE:  HagfaceKyle is so attached to her kids’ baby items because… she’s adopted!

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RHOBH Preview: Kim Faces Her Weakness At Wine Tasting

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Allegedly, HagfaceKyle arranged the wine tasting “lunch”… and her rehabbed sister has to endure the smells and swirling of the wine.  Interesting that the usually vocal PumpMyStomach says nothing.  Kim looks pissed, but accepting of the fact that this is a … Continue reading

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SuperLymeYoda’s BravoBlog: Can’t Read, Write OR Watch TV! But CAN Film A “Reality” Show And Take Selfies! KingD Said In 2013: Yoda’s Using The RHOBH And Her Lyme To Get Her Own Show

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NOTE:  LymeYoda is martyring herself for all the little people who don’t have the strength or the financial source to to hop on a plane and travel the world… such total BS. Hello Bravo lovers! I hope your year is … Continue reading

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KingD 2013 Chat About LymeYoda: “You Have To Have Money”…

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NOTE: KingD chats about Yoda and her mission to find HERSELF a cure for her LymeDisease. The most interesting statement from KingD: “You have to have money to manage [LymeDisease].” NOTE:  What Yoda is doing is grandstanding and dangling carrots … Continue reading

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: Game Night!

Part II: GameNight at AlienShapeShifter PamDana’s house!  DrunkOtis is a “slut pig”!

Part I: GameNight…DrunkOtis calls HagfaceKyle a “b*tch” and Kim goes to the bathroom:

NOTE:  GameNight took place on season two of the RHOBH.  Filming was delayed for several hours waiting for everyone to assemble at PamDana’s rented house.  The only food offered was meringues and bread sticks.  We LOVE how deliciously devilish CamilleGrammer is… she ALWAYS plays the “innocent”, but she knows that she’s anything but! 

 

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BLIND ITEM REVEALED! Who’s The BORING Housewife??

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From CDAN: This new Housewife is filming right now and is so boring that producers are thinking of dumping her to find someone else. Apparently she thinks she is still going to get some serious acting role and doesn’t want … Continue reading

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SkankyJo Krupa’s Attorney PLANS To Sue DrunkOtis…

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NOTE:  This is one of the most blatantly obvious items put out by a Housewife to keep herself relevant!   SkankyJo’s attorney is Miami-based and has numerous “celebrity” items on his site… Rafool and Hernandez.  Until Rafool actually files a … Continue reading

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GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!

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This is the first in a series of a brand new category:  “The Most Excrutiatingly Difficult Questions About The Housewives”! QUESTION:  Which of these BeverlyHills Housewives is married to… HARRY HAMLIN!?!?!  HARRY HAMLIN!!   OMG… She’s married to HARRY HAMLIN!!  Even … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To HagfaceKyle’s Lollipop Kids?

Whatever happened to HagfaceKyle’s favorite “charity”?  WHY did HagfaceKyle abandon her Lollipop Kids?  WHY did Adrienne abandon her “good friend” DrunkOtis? 

HagfaceKyle’s Guilty Pleasure aka Product Placement

HagfaceKyle’s plan to be spokesperson for Pantene didn’t work out and nothing has been heard or seen of her as the Restasis for dry eyes rep…next in line is CoffeMate!!

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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RHONJ twins Teresa Aprea and Nicole Napolitano are set to guest at the “2015 Celebration Ball Queen Contest Prom Fashion Show” on Thursday, January 15 at Colts Neck High School. The evening will feature fashions, floral, photography and limo services. … Continue reading

Jello’s “I Love My Mommy” Note To Yoda

The biggest snooze-inducing segment of the “problem with kids” and “kids take off” episode of the RHOBH was Jello’s love note to her mommy.   What a crock!  We’ll bet that Yoda dictated that note while she was laid up with her LimeyLymes.   Although disease-afflicted every day during filming except for one, Yoda managed to arranged Jello’s new “student” apartment.  Jello escaped to New York to attend photography school at Parsons and is living in a CPW apartment which the majority of students attending NYC schools could never afford… even if they get a job after they get their degree.   

NOTE:  How many times was HagfaceKyle’s kid, FrontPorcha, highlighted during the episode?