PumpMyStomach chimes in on the “Kingsley Bit Me” issue. As usual, PMS stays true to her passive/aggressive personality. Saying that pit bulls are “wonderful” animals…BUT… “I think they are instinctually fighting dogs.” And, maybe for Kim, that’s not the best breed. Gee, thanks PMS!
Excerpt from Yoda’s BravoBlog:
“I am excited to be blogging with and for you over the next couple of months. I love and appreciate the time you take to share your opinions, even though we might not always agree, I respect your freedom of speech and respect this blogging process.
I am asking in advance to please keep things classy because the most powerful debates are spoken in a clear and respectful manner. All seven of us are mommies of children that are existing in the social media world, so please be sensitive to the power of your thoughts and words.”
HUH??? These chicks knowingly and with forethought go into these contrived, scripted situations in exchange for receiving easy “reality” show money and perks. They are told to “bring the drama” by producers and obey that command. They willfully attack each other verbally and physically, trying to top each other with each glass thrown and face slapped! Who the hell does Yoda think she is to espouse from the top of her lemon grove to all the unwashed below to be “sensitive” because she and others are “mommies of children”!?
As a “mommy,” it is up to YOU to protect your children and to keep them OUT of your story line and OFF our TVs. SonjaMorgan can give you instructions.
If these Housewives are sensitive to their “kids” being bashed because THEY choose to put them on TV…here’s a very simple suggestion for you, Yoda, and for all the other Housewives who passively/aggressively say that they respect freedom of speech and then turn around to expect boundaries and your own rules to be placed on that freedom:
Decline that easy “reality” $$$ and get off TV.
YODA ADDS MORE INSULT TO INJURY:
“…we are seven very different but equally important woman “Important”? Important to whom? Yoda’s self-agrandizement knows no bounds!! that have feelings just like you but are willing to put ourselves out there to share and give you a peek into some of the most intimate moments of our lives.”
YODA leaves out the rest of her sentence…saying WHY she’s sharing her “most INTIMATE moments”:
…In exchange for CASH; all-expense-paid trips; being spokespersons for various causes and/or diseases for $$$; being paid for cross-promoting on other shows; writing books; selling romance; making jewelry; pushing wines; buying followers on twitter, FB and instagram to generate more income by mentioning products; making more $$$ for appearance fees; promoting relative’s careers; and, in Yoda’s case, putting up with the BH clowns with the hope of getting her very own “lifestyle” show!
What is utterly insulting about Yoda’s last statement is her assumption that no one else has ever experienced or has knowledge of what she has experienced and is “allowing” everyone just a little glance into her world… and the assumption that one should be grateful to her for sharing!
Yoda’s goal is to push her kids…especially “model” Alana!
Counting down to when Yoda will turn into MartyrLymeYoda… 3-2-1… aaaand the tweets of LymeYoda in a hospital room start! Even when she’s barely clinging to life, MartyrYoda will
make good TV share her life.. just for you!! Oh, the sacrifices she makes…
HagfaceKyle fails to mention that “her” jet can be chartered by anyone. WheelsUp is just another air taxi service for anyone who has the money to purchase aviation time. WheelsUp is the same as MarquisJet aka NetJets…a taxi in the sky! Is WheelsUp just another product placement??
If you are unfamiliar with this aspect of private aviation…more info HERE.
Whatever happened to HagfaceKyle’s “charity”? WHY did HagfaceKyle abandon her Lollipop Kids? WHY did Adrienne abandon her “good friend” DrunkOtis?
Adrienne looked so much better when she was with Rod’s kid… YIKES!! Heard Jacob was over visiting Magoof’s neighbor, ParisHilton, when Magoof isn’t looking.
The required “two Housewives meet in a restaurant for a sit down” scene… with HagfaceKyle and PumpMyStomach. It doesn’t get any better than this…
HagfaceKyle’s WhiteParty begins… and it doesn’t get any better than this:
Reality “star” Jennifer Gimenez, shown above with DrunkOtis and the love of DrunkOtis’ life, Darin Harvey, will be wearing the finest Forever21 dresses for her next fancy event … because all her good stuff has been stolen.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the actress came home to her L.A. home Monday afternoon and found her front window wide open and the screen thrown to the ground.
Sources close to Jennifer say that she went inside and, to her horror, found several rooms torn apart and $20,000 worth of jewelry, Gucci and Louis Vuitton handbags missing. It happened in broad daylight, yet as far as we can tell there were no witnesses.
NOTE: If Jennifer would take a ride on over to DrunkOtis’ rented redone house, she would find all Jennifer’s Guccis and LVs. DrunkOtis is sick and tired of lugging around those Stellas…. too bad, DrunkOtis sold the jewelry to buy three chicken pot pies at Maries.
After a sudden and secret departure from Puerto Rico at the end of last season, Lisa Vanderpump is still wary of her formerly close friends, but is beginning to reconnect with Yolanda and Kyle. She has no interest in making amends with Brandi, who is also struggling to move past her own hurt. The ladies all come face-to-face at Kyle’s annual White Party and the over-the-top event is bigger and better than ever now that Mauricio’s real estate agency is selling houses upwards of $50 million.
The social event of the season brings original Beverly Hills housewives Adrienne Maloof, Camille Grammer, and Taylor Armstrong back together. As unresolved issues come to the surface, Brandi is faced with making amends with both Lisa and Adrienne at the same event.
All hell breaks loose at the white party when Kim Richards’ dog sneaks through HagfaceKyle’s back door and proceeds to bite all the Housewives, returning to bite PumpMyStomach several times, as she smells of Eau de VillaFlankSteak. Pandemonium ensues as Kingsley cannot be contained… until he discovers the Fatburger stand, where the servers quickly abandon their stations and Kingsley is given free rein to eat all the Fatburgers he can find. The Fatburgers seem to calm Kingsley. HagfaceKyle takes over the deserted Fatburger stand to feed Kingsley more Fatburgers, but is secretly petrified with fear each time she feeds Kingsley, knowing that if she forgets a pickle, Kingsley will rip her hand off.
Panicked guests are screaming for HagfaceKyle’s hunky husband to remove Kingsley, but Morris cannot be found. KimRichards leads the remaining guest in a search party for Morris. MO-ritz-eo is found cowering in FrontPorcha’s closet protecting CamilleGrammer… the only Housewife who still has real estate to sell!