DrunkOtis looks as if she had a hard night of drinking and lost her way from the car to her front door. Looks like DrunkOtis was pulled out of the gutter by the camera man, threw on some eye shadow and blush without using a mirror… and was ready to film this boring “favorite things” segment! Just another day for DrunkOtis…
We give this preview 7763993746363 Kens…
Here’s the REAL story: Back in 2011, MENSA rejects MO-ritzeo and his future Agency partners, Billy Rose and Blair Chang, were shooting paper clips at pictures of their boss Rick Hilton… the rest is history!
Kenyan Moore and DrunkOtis shove pies into each other’s faces…just like watching a Housewives show:
Earlier this year, DrunkOtis revealed she was venturing into the world of wines with a new line, but she’s remained quiet on the subject recently. “Yes, my wine is still coming out,” she tells the Daily Dish. “It should be out by the end of January.”
Brandi adds that she’s just putting the final touches on what she’s going to name her wine. “We have a few names that we’re floating around,” she says, “But if I reveal them out loud someone will go and buy [the rights] to them. I’ve been doing this on Twitter, where I’ll say, ‘Oh, I like this name!’ All of a sudden, it gets bought up! I have two names that I love and I’m hoping we get one of them.”
HagfaceKyle drops by Kimbecile’s house to get an advance look at Kim’s daughter’s
free wedding dress and Kim tries on her mother-of-the-bride dress. HagfaceKyle is in hysterics mode when she learns that Kim’s kids are in bed sick. Really? With Kingsley the death-dog around the corner, HagfaceKyle is concerned about getting a sore throat?
Cut to DrunkOtis walking into an office building. DrunkOtis is meeting with her PodcastOne boss to chat about her podcast’s future and the “explicit” label on her podcast. DrunkOtis whines that “you just can’t say anything anymore”… PodcastBoss wants to attract more advertisers and DrunkOtis wants to make more money; they agree that the way to do that is to be more family friendly.
Dear DrunkOtis: Your podcast is not “explicit” … it is disturbing. The words that come out of your mouth are those of a 13-year-old boy who is trying to impress girls by getting a reaction to spouting a dirty word.
Your immaturity, your lack of intellect and your lack of education is revealed every second an unthinking base word spits of out your mouth on your jackassery podcast. Your lack of ability to hold a conversation which would engage your guest(s) and will, therefore, engage your listener(s) shows that you are unrefined, unaccommodating, unsophisticated, untalented and unsuitable to be on the air.
The words which you categorize as those which you “just can’t say anymore” have been said… over and over and over and can be heard anywhere. And they are said by anyone who, like you, lacks the imagination and the intelligence to form more cohesive thoughts without dipping into the sewer of your stock vocabulary. Don’t expect any “family friendly” sponsors to come forward with the big bucks you’re looking for, as you have already shown the best of DrunkOtis on your podcasts…
Bytheway, we all know that your podcast “career” will be over as soon as it has run its course as your storyline…ala FEBUS’ radio talk show, WretchedRossi’s singing, Heather Dull-BRO’s restaurants, Sonja’s toaster oven, PumpMyStomach’s shoe line, GhettoNayNay’s reporting job, just to name a few.
NOTE: The booooorrrring “packing scene” has been used as filler in every season of every franchise.
Three minutes wasted as you watch HagfaceKyle scurrying around packing for a trip in this required packing scene…while
Milania FrontPorcha gets into fake nails and makeup. HagfaceKyle has no idea that she can actually purchase the perfect beach hat or yacht hat in Spain. Really… they really do sell beautiful items in Spain!!
No one can ever accuse the HouseHusbands of having brains. Case in point, “TheAgency” baseball caps. Will MO-ritzeoh’s luxury clients receive a lousy baseball cap after closing on the $25 million house they just purchased? Or, is MO-ritzeoh trying to lure in more high-end clients by showing his Agency baseball cap on a Housewives show? Not very high-end or a symbol of luxury, MO-ritzeoh!! We’ll put TheAgency’s baseball caps under the “Dumbassery Ideas” category!
After BloatedBigLipsLisa bloviates about how great her WEN hair care has been for her, you get a glimpse into the warped mind of a Housewife…. a Housewife who does her best to look and act the part of someone years younger, as they ALL do. However, after BlowfishLipsLisa mentions how sexy the bottle of makeup looks which HagfaceKyle recommended, she takes her wishful image one step further at the 1:20 mark … she actually says that she’ll do anything to look 12 years old.
YODA’s $25 million (give or take $5) lemon house is still for sale with Chris Cortazzo… it’s time to turn the sale over to the greatest real estate agent EVER, MO-ritzeo! It’s rumored that MO-ritzeo promised to sing his version of “LemonTree” to KingDavid when he gets the listing! Ironic lyrics considering all the Yoda d-i-v-o-r-c-e rumors…
The usual from YODA on KTLA…blah, blah blah Lyme… blah, blah, blah her husband… and, of course, her show is NOT scripted!
NOTE: It’s time to give up on trying to convince viewers that the Housewives shows are not scripted. These shows have been re-labeled several times; they’ve gone from “reality” to “semi-scripted” now “docu-drama”! If you still do not believe that these shows are producer-induced and producer-run, read this item from December 29, 2011: A Chat With RHOBH Producer DaveRupel. The Housewives can say with a clear conscience that their show is “not scripted” because their words are reacting to a situation set up in advance by producers and with the Housewives’ approval!! A better question to ALL Housewives would be: Is your show a bona fide REALITY show? The answers would be “NO”…
Four years ago… October 2010! KimRichards’ escort to the RHOBH premiere party at the Trousdale was her ex-husband, G. Monty Brinson. Some chick gets all huggy with Monty at the 1:00 mark:
Doggie rehab didn’t work for Kim Richards’ dog. HagfaceKyle says that Kingsley has “gone away” and her dog-biten daughter is not afraid of dogs. Alexia sleeps with THREE dogs. However, NONE of her dogs are PIT BULLS!
Did HagfaceKyle REALLY think MissAndy wasn’t going to ask her?? HFKyle said on RHOBH that he was 24 years older…
Michael Tuck… with BreeWalker:
NOTE: As usual, WWHL was filled with pre-screened phone questions aimed at promoting HagfaceKyle’s stuff. If there was a “dry eyes” segment, it was missed!!