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RHOBH Preview: Two Lisa’s… What To Do With Moms And Swans

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In this exciting glimpse of FlippyDrippySlippyLippyLisa’s life at home, we find her discussing how she still has the body of a teen when she lays down the rules with her daughter’s about taking her clothes and how her mother in … Continue reading

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PumpMyStomach’s Christmas Party Tips!!

PMS says to screw it and take a vacation!  She’s taking everyone, except Ken… 

Watch As PumpMyStomach Fondles Her Swan!!

Lisa BLEEEEEECH! PumpMyStomach goes full-on wacko as she fondles her pet swan… after doing her usual “oh stop it!!  But, don’t stop adoring me and my pet-rat-which-is-mistaken-by-many-as-a dog”!

RHOBH Preview: Yoda Nags PumpMyStomach

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At the required Housewives get-together… this time taking place at HagfaceKyle’s house… Yoda jumps all over BLEEEEEEECH! PumpMyStomach about not getting an invite to PumpMS’s PalmSprings “star” ceremony.   Maybe if Yoda got her really good friend, DrPhil, to come along with her, maybe PMS would have invited her!!

 

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SH EXCLUSIVE!! Santa’s Christmas Housewives Helpers!

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RHOBH Filming In Holland…

These people are simple morons.  Watch as they are filmed being filmed for the RHOBH.  Walking around in wooden shoes?  How touristy.  Worse than that, is Lisa BLEEEECH! PumpMyStomach’s choice of footwear.


AND… outside of their hotel.  Poor BalloonLipsLisa… she’s just not as fan-friendly as EmmyWinningEileen!  Of course, bleeeeeeeech! PMS just blows off everyone:

 

(Thanks “Conor”!!)

 

RHOBH Preview II: PMS Goes To PalmSprings… BalloonLipsLisa Packs… KingD Says Jello’s Arrest “Tragic Mistake”!

HagfaceKyle, Morris, her kids and Yoda eat dinner.  Lisa BLEEEEEECH!! PumpMyStomach does her usual “cutesy” passive/aggressive BS crap.  BalloonLipsLisa is excited to be asked to watch PMS get a star.  KingD calls his non-model step-daughter’s DUI arrest a “tragic mistake”…

NOTE:  KingD hitting Ben Vereen on the PCH at 2 am was a tragic incident.  Bella Jello getting arrested for blowing a .14, underage drinking and driving with a suspended license was NO tragic  mistake.

PumpMyStomach Matches RHOBH With Dogs… Except Yoda And Herself!

PumpMyStomach matches her fellow Housewives with their canine counterparts…except Yoda and herself!

 

 

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: DrunkOtis And PumpMyStomach 2012 Interview

Whilst searching for highlights from AlienShapeShifterPam Dana Wilkey’s GameNight Party, came upon this chat with DrunkOtis And LisaVanderPumpMyStomach from 2012 when they were still on speaking terms.  From watching and listening to this interview, it was pretty clear back than that PMS was getting very irritated with DrunkO.

Notice that BOTH DrunkO and PMS have had MAJOR face work done.  They both look haggified…

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DrunkOtis On WWHL… Loves PumpMyStomach Hates HagfaceKyle

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Showing that she can be even more disgusting than she is… DrunkOtis goes after two cast mates on last night’s WWHL… “To be honest, I care about her and I love her and that sounds weird. I lived in Northern … Continue reading

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DRUNK OTIS’ BLAH, BLAH, BLAH BRAVO BLOG: Smacks HagfaceKyle’s Parenting… DrunkOtis Is A Moron

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The show begins with Lisa Rinna’s birthday party. I watched the show and having not even yet met Lisa R. at this point, I can honestly say I can’t believe she is as old as she says. Lisa looks amazing … Continue reading

Thanks, Michael Bolton!

On RHOBH: The Interchangeable “Friendship” Phone Call…

The required phone chat about how a phony friendship can or cannot “move forward” starring PumpMyStomach and DrunkOtis… BOOOOOORING!!  Is HagfaceKyle selling the “agency” ball cap she’s wearing??

 

What BH Housewives Think Of “BigLipsLisa”

These opinions on new Housewife BigLipsLisa were obviously filmed prior to PumpMyStomach’s plastic surgery.  Translation:  blah, blah, blah… blah, blah, blah… big lips… blah, blah, blah

We give this opinion piece 736499374364,33333333 Kens!

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PumpMyStomach Says It’s Time To Leave RHOBH … Suddenly Doesn’t Like “Nastiness”!! PUH-LEEEZE!!

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PumpMyStomach is laying the groundwork for her departure from the tanking RHOBH.  PMS claims that she doesn’t like the “nastiness” or the “aggression”… especially since PMS got that phony baloney set-up slap in the face from DrunkOtis.  PMS was happy … Continue reading

Something About EileenDavidson…

In preparation for EileenDavidson’s debut appearance in her new role as a BH Housewife, her cast mates give their fluff opinions about Eileen.  Kimbecile and BigLipsLisa are missing.  HagfaceKyle gives her best impression of an actress and fails:

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RHOBH SNEAK PEEK: Kimbecile Visits DrunkOtis’ Newest Rented House

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DrunkOits has never looked skankier as she welcomes professional packing expert, KimRichards, into her new rented house. DrunkOtis and her new crew take time out for the required scene of the young movers flashing their abs… DrunkOtis and Yoda have … Continue reading

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RHOBH SNEAK PEEK: More of PumpMyStomach v HagfaceKyle

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While selecting fabrics for her shirt order, PumpMyStomach gives the full run down of how she picked up her newest employee… who just happened to be walking to her job interview when PMS picked her up and the rest is … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview…

DrunkOtis meets up with Adrienne, jokerfaceRinna meets up with someone(?)… and more producer-induced scenes, including KingDave bestowing his presence upon the biggest clown on the RHOBH!

This preview gets 37769987634,0037443 JudgeJudys…

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PumpMyStomach On Kingsley…

PumpMyStomach chimes in on the “Kingsley Bit Me” issue.  As usual, PMS stays true to her passive/aggressive personality.  Saying that pit bulls are “wonderful” animals…BUT… “I think they are instinctually fighting dogs.”  And, maybe for Kim, that’s not the best breed.  Gee, thanks PMS!

RHOBH Premiere Episode: HagfaceKyle Meets PumpMyStomach For The Required Luncheon Sit Down

The required “two Housewives meet in a restaurant for a sit down” scene… with HagfaceKyle and PumpMyStomach.  It doesn’t get any better than this…

RHOBH Premiere Episode: The White Party… Stale, Dull And Moth-Eaten

HagfaceKyle’s WhiteParty begins… and it doesn’t get any better than this:

PumpMyStomach On WWHL: MissAndy Begged PMS To Return… PMS Is Done With DrunkOtis

MissAndy begged PumpMyStomach to return to the RHOBH… that’s the story and they’re both sticking to it!

And BLEEECH! PumpMyStomach is done with DrunkOtis…at least for this season.

NOTE:  Maybe the Housewives shows wouldn’t be so terrible if they were labeled truthfully… as night time soap operas.  The phony friendships, hard-to-believe connections and scripted lines are tiresome to watch and are turning people off.

RHOBH Sneak Peek: Girl Fighting, Wine Throwing, Face Slapping … All The BOOOORING Housewives Stuff… And Taglines

Bravo has enhanced the sound of the “SLAP” across PumpMyStomach’s face.  PMS knew it was coming…