PumpMyStomach is laying the groundwork for her departure from the tanking RHOBH. PMS claims that she doesn’t like the “nastiness” or the “aggression”… especially since PMS got that phony baloney set-up slap in the face from DrunkOtis. PMS was happy … Continue reading →
In preparation for EileenDavidson’s debut appearance in her new role as a BH Housewife, her cast mates give their fluff opinions about Eileen. Kimbecile and BigLipsLisa are missing. HagfaceKyle gives her best impression of an actress and fails:
DrunkOits has never looked skankier as she welcomes professional packing expert, KimRichards, into her new rented house. DrunkOtis and her new crew take time out for the required scene of the young movers flashing their abs… DrunkOtis and Yoda have … Continue reading →
While selecting fabrics for her shirt order, PumpMyStomach gives the full run down of how she picked up her newest employee… who just happened to be walking to her job interview when PMS picked her up and the rest is … Continue reading →
PumpMyStomach chimes in on the “Kingsley Bit Me” issue. As usual, PMS stays true to her passive/aggressive personality. Saying that pit bulls are “wonderful” animals…BUT… “I think they are instinctually fighting dogs.” And, maybe for Kim, that’s not the best breed. Gee, thanks PMS!
MissAndy begged PumpMyStomach to return to the RHOBH… that’s the story and they’re both sticking to it!
MissAndy Had To Beg Pump To Return
And BLEEECH! PumpMyStomach is done with DrunkOtis…at least for this season.
PMS Is Done With DrunkOtis
NOTE: Maybe the Housewives shows wouldn’t be so terrible if they were labeled truthfully… as night time soap operas. The phony friendships, hard-to-believe connections and scripted lines are tiresome to watch and are turning people off.
PumpMyStomach gives her totally middle-of-road opinion of TreeJoodice. PMS really says nothing that Tree’s rabid fans won’t just love her for! Yes, PumpMyStomach barely touches on the fact that Tree knowingly committed a felony, but PMS knows that Tree is … Continue reading →
Just in time for the RHOBH season premiere…PumpMyStomach is now pushin’ her lifestyles living line at PopCultureLiving. VanderLumpRumpJumpDumpClumpBumpFrumpDonaldTrumpForrestGump products also include wine and martini glasses, a cocktail shaker and coasters. Why would anyone buy this stuff??? Among the offerings, PMS … Continue reading →
Bravo somehow got the impression that people are bored with the house and closet tours of the Housewives and want to see more, so they’ve added another voyeuristic dimension…Housewives cars. DrunkOtis and PumpMyStomach explain their vehicles and, of course, DrunkOits is in love sexually attracted to hers:
On the LAST (Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky!) part of MissAndy’s lightweight probing into Teresa and Joe Giudice on WWHL, Teresa reveals that her brother, JoeyOrgan, will NOT have a hand in raising her … Continue reading →
LisaVanderPumpMyStomach hedged her bets by hooking herself up with Teresa Giudice… she would grab some of Tree’s rabid fans and some badly needed attention for herself by publicly sympathizing with Teresa BEFORE Teresa’s sentence. Apparently, VanderPMS actually believed those mystery … Continue reading →