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LisaVanderPumpMyStomach BUY MY STUFF!! Now In Clearance Aisle!!

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PumpMyStomach really tried to sell her “brand”… but, PMS is not immune to the Housewives “BUY MY STUFF” curse! PMS’s “lifestyle” items are now deeply discounted, but PMS is not selling the remains of her stuff via EBay as so … Continue reading

PMS Hasn’t Contacted Kimmerz; No Butt Implant; DrunkOtis Bad Tipper

From YahooStyle:

Another HW who swore she wouldn’t be back for another grueling season, but found that the monetary gains were too easy to give up!  The cutesy PumpMyStomach says that she doesn’t have a butt implant (who cares?); she hasn’t contacted Kimmerz (who cares?) and DrunkOtis is a bad tipper (who cares!!??!?)…

Kimmerz not fond of PMS either!

PMS Wants A Baby…

In this scene from the ‘lost’ RHOBH episode… PumpMyStomach wants a baby.  Perhaps PMS could grab FrontPorcha and give her lessons in the clenched teeth cutesy English accent so she could procure more acting jobs!  Instant baby for PMS and extra income from FrontPorcha’s acting jobs…

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PumpMyStomach’s SmokeAndMirrors RomanceNovel BravoBlog

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  Whilst awaiting Kimmer and HFKyle’s BravoBlogs, PumpMyStomach has submitted an entry… which may be one of eloquence, yet says nothing.  More smoke and mirrors from a Housewife!! And here we have it…the final episode as the curtain drops on … Continue reading

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RHOBH Reunion: Let The “KimBashingFestival” Begin!!

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This is NOT a recap. NOTE:  Whether KimRichards is sober is beside the point.  The point here is this:  One person was unfairly and brutally bashed on the RHOBH reunion.  That person was KimRichards.  While Loada can simply walk away … Continue reading

From November 2014: PumpMyStomach On Kingsley…

From November 2014:  PumpMyStomach chimes in on the “Kingsley Bit Me” issue.  As usual, PMS stays true to her passive/aggressive personality saying that pit bulls are “wonderful” animals…BUT… “I think they are instinctually fighting dogs.”  And, “maybe for Kim, that’s not the best breed.”  Gee, thanks PumpyLumpy!  LumpyPumpy should know that there’s a reason that pit bulls are banned in Britain and in many US states.

KEN VANDERTODD FACED “SCARY” PROCEDURE… It Was Just Another Hip Replacement!

According to BravoTV, Ken VanderTodd faced a “scary” procedure two days ago!!

Ken Todd faced a potentially scary procedure this week when he underwent surgery to have his hip replaced. After a successful surgery, Lisa Vanderpump is happy to report that he’s doing much better.

PumpMyStomach’s HouseHusband tried out his 2013 “SCARY” hip replacement on the RHOBH:

(Thanks “Darryl”!!!)

PumpMyStomach’s Barren Sex Life BS

Does anyone actually believe all the cutesy crap PMS comes up with about her alleged barren sex life with her elderly HouseHusband?

We give PMS, her cutesy anecdotes and her sex life BS 99374663535389997777 Kens:

RHOBH Preview: HumongousLipsLisa Sends Kim Threatening Texts… Then Cries

EVERYONE SHOULD TELL HUMONGOUS LIPS LISA TO SHUUUSH… OR SHUT THE F UP!   IS THIS THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED “SMOKING GUN”??  RINNA IS HORRIBLE…AND A HORRIBLE ACTRESS.

RHOBH Reunion Preview…

The RHOBH reunion show was simply awful.  This preview of the next and last reunion show looks to be not much better:

From The SH Archives: First Look At New RHOBH… Yolanda’s Birthday Present to Husband, David Foster

From three years ago, April 2012.    Here’s Yolanda Foster’s gift to present husband, David… a video!  “FOZAir” is David Foster’s jet..

NOTE:  The AmazingLoada was diagnosed with ChronicFatigueSyndrome/Lyme/MentalConfusion/Can’tReadWriteOrWatchTV two years prior, but despite all of her medical issues, could arrange and perform her birthday video to KingD!   Loada didn’t start her “stick an IV in me” tour or her daily LymeFace selfies until after she was given her role on the RHOBH.  “If This World Were Mine” was recorded to perfection by LutherVandross…  

RHOBH Reunion Preview…

It’s “Everything Eileen”!  Watch as Eileen smirks when MissAndy asks her how it was working without a script, because she knows that just ain’t true!  Everyone knows the story lines are planned well in advance:

DrunkOtis should have used one of HFKyle’s lines:

RHOBH Reunion: Max Living In Poverty… Preview Of Next Week’s Episode

 Max is probably hangin’ over at Cedrics house until Mommy pays the electric bill.

Preview of next week’s reunion show:

 

RHOBH REUNION: Whining About The Phony Slap

The reunion shows will consist of arguments about the most ridiculous story lines, producer-induced slaps and stunt-glass shattering.  

DrunkO and PumpMyStomach are chattering about THE phony SLAP!

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HFKyle Brushes Off Her MIL AND “Prince”… What Is Going On At The Umanskys? Watch Video!

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HFKyle’s MIL, the very “professional” Stella, has separated from her husband, Eduardo and is now hanging around the self-proclaimed ‘prince.’   There must be some very contentious discussions around the Umansky house, as Eduardo works with MO-ritz-eo and wife Stella … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion Preview: HouseHusband, PhonyPrince, Loada’s LymeFace…And MORE!

RHOBH Reunion Preview: Sparring Over DrunkOtis’ Fake Dutch Boyfriend… Who Will Get HermesBoy?

These shows have gone totally fiction.  It just so happened that PMS’s son’s BEST friend just so happened to run into PMS whilst in Amsterdam… and just so happened to “date” DrunkO??  Let’s see the text messages and hear the VM’s etc.  This fake story line was just TOO fake.  MissAndy/Bravo are now simply throwing anything at viewers hoping that something sticks.

LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN HOLLAND!!

SORRY DRUNK OTIS… THE BODY LANGUAGE WITH YOU AND HERMES BOY TELLS IT ALL!  YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM.  YOU’RE THINKING OF DARIN…

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HOUSEWIVES HISTORY LESSON: RHOBH From Casting To Filming… HFKyleSought After, Never Pitched To Evolution; Others Then Cast… Shana To Be “Business” Woman

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NOTE:  Let’s take a look back at how the RHOBH evolved… from the casting call to filming…and put to rest the bizarre claim that HFKyle campaigned and pitched herself and the show to EvolutionMedia.  That claim was obviously stated by someone who … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion Preview: “Professional Pride”… HumongousLipsLisa Made A Million For Depends Ad

Seriously???  Does MissAndy have so little material about these moronic Housewives that he has to resort to extremely obvious set up questions?  MissAndy’s attempt at embarrassing Kimmer didn’t seem to work.   HumoungousLipsLisa claims she was paid over a $1 million for a Depends commercial:

NOTE:  Interesting that HFKyle keeps her mouth shut when DangerDivingWithTheStars is mentioned.

MORE RHOBH “What Are They Doing Now” From Ronnie!!

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NOTE:  If you’re wondering WHY DrunkOtis is “still a triangle ho”… please hop over to Ronnie’s place and read his RHOBH recap at TrashTalkTV!

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PumpMyStomach’s RomanticLit BravoBlog

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NOTE:  ‘Tis time to read PumpMyStomach’s romantic novelist take on the RHOBH finale.   Please read with an English accent… the accent seems to make everything acceptable. Well, it’s the final leg of this exhausting race. The sun sets on … Continue reading

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO THE RHOBH …

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RHOBH … What They’re Doing After The Finale

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RHOBH Finale Preview: PumpMyStomach Has No Use For DrunkOtis…

PumpMyStomach won’t forgive the phony slap.  DrunkO says that Loada calls/texts her every day!  How is that possible?  Wasn’t Loada spending every moment trying to do massive PR work on her drunk driving “model” daughter?  DrunkOtis’ hair extensions are distracting…