HagfaceKyle, Morris, her kids and Yoda eat dinner. Lisa BLEEEEEECH!! PumpMyStomach does her usual “cutesy” passive/aggressive BS crap. BalloonLipsLisa is excited to be asked to watch PMS get a star. KingD calls his non-model step-daughter’s DUI arrest a “tragic mistake”…
RHOBH Preview: PMS… KingD Says “Tragic Mistake”
NOTE: KingD hitting Ben Vereen on the PCH at 2 am was a tragic incident. Bella Jello getting arrested for blowing a .14, underage drinking and driving with a suspended license was NO tragic mistake.
Here’s the REAL story: Back in 2011, MENSA rejects MO-ritzeo and his future Agency partners, Billy Rose and Blair Chang, were shooting paper clips at pictures of their boss Rick Hilton… the rest is history!
No one can ever accuse the HouseHusbands of having brains. Case in point, “TheAgency” baseball caps. Will MO-ritzeoh’s luxury clients receive a lousy baseball cap after closing on the $25 million house they just purchased? Or, is MO-ritzeoh trying to lure in more high-end clients by showing his Agency baseball cap on a Housewives show? Not very high-end or a symbol of luxury, MO-ritzeoh!! We’ll put TheAgency’s baseball caps under the “Dumbassery Ideas” category!
HagfaceKyle fails to mention that “her” jet can be chartered by anyone. WheelsUp is just another air taxi service for anyone who has the money to purchase aviation time. WheelsUp is the same as MarquisJet aka NetJets…a taxi in the sky! Is WheelsUp just another product placement??
Kyle’s “Private” Jet
If you are unfamiliar with this aspect of private aviation…more info HERE.
HagfaceKyle tries her best to conquer that lizard-lip-licking habit of hers, but she just can’t… as she talks glowingly about her upcoming white party (stolen from Truman Capote) and all of her kids. Little does her kid Alexia know that she’s months away from being viciously attacked by a pit bull!
We just hope that THIS guest at HagfaceKyle’s annual white party makes it this year!
I LOVE HAGFACE KYLE’S WHITE PARTIES!!! WHERE’S THE FATBURGERS?
HagfaceKyle and MO-REESE bought themselves a Palm Springs house for $2.3 million. Kyle says that KimRichards will be detained 500 yards from the front door if she tries to claim half of the house! Kyle Richards of “The Real Housewives … Continue reading →
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Reunion Show Part III by Sandi Duffy I told Ms. SH that I would only do part 3 of the Beverly Hills recap, if she’d let me write about Gwyneth Paltow. She offered … Continue reading →
ORIGINALLY POSTED OCTOBER 25 2013… Yes, HagfaceKyle Richards actually said that she was “blind SIGHTED” by rumors of JohnTurturro’s infidelities! NOTE: The correct term is “blind sided”… HagfaceKyle also said: “He did not deserve to be sucked into this, … Continue reading →
ORIGINALLY POSTED APRIL 3, 2013… RE-POSTED OCTOBER 25, 2013 NOTE: Let’s take a look back at those MORRIS CHEATING RUMORS… as predicted, Morris’ “cheating” will be HagfaceKyle’s storyline on this season of the RHOBH. OH, just imagine the … Continue reading →
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Recap “The Kids Are Alright” by Sandi Duffy Part 2 of the vacation from hell. All the women sit around and talk about Lisa. Joyce needs to eat a cheeseburger. Kyle wants … Continue reading →
This week is a difficult episode. I think one of the hardest parts of doing a show like this is having to relive difficult times. Mauricio and I were excited to go back to Puerto Rico after having spent our … Continue reading →
HagfaceKyle was a guest in MissAndy’s Clubhouse and chatted about the PumpMyStomach/DrunkOtis “controversy.” HagfaceKyle states that her HouseHusband, “Didn’t sign up for this”! Well, what the hell is he doin’ on the show?? MO-Reese is taking advantage of all the perks, including trips… so, he DID sign up for it! Who are you kidding, HagfaceKyle??
HagfaceKyle on WWHL 2.24.14 “Mo-reese Didn’t Sign Up”..
Really thought all the Adrienne Maloof v Paul Nassif drama was done and over with… but, legal maneuvers are STILL being heaved at Paul by Magoof!
Adrienne Maloof and ex-hubby Paul Nassif are back at it — TMZ has learned, she’s gone to court for ANOTHER restraining order … claiming he got violent with her in front of their kids.
Adrienne raced to court on Valentine’s Day for an emergency protective order, claiming he violently snatched her phone away from her the week before … while she was photographing her kids. NOTE: Adrienne probably did NOT “race to court”… in reality, Adrienne picked up her phone and called her attorney.
Nassif claims in legal docs Adrienne was actually trying to film him while he was disciplining one of their kids … to use the footage against him during their ongoing custody battle. He says she was all up in his face with the camera, almost hitting him.
The judge refused to grant the order because it wasn’t an emergency and felt she didn’t need immediate protection. A hearing is set for April. NOTE: Smart judge!!
NOTE: Why don’t any of these Housewives take MO-Reeses’ sage advice when it come to dealing with legal matters??? MO-Reese says just pick up the phone and call them… always works for him!!
RHOBH Preview Morris Give MORE Unwanted Advice To Brandi… Just CALL Them!
RHOBH Preview Part IV: CreepyCarltonTheDoorman’s husband, Jerry, is throwin’ a par-tay for his clients… HagfaceKyle gets a dis-invite and breaks the news to MO-Reese in the middle of a sweat-inducing basketball game; but MO-Reese is still on the list!
Wait for it! YODA is doin’ an AmericanHistory quiz with KingDavey…
RHOBH CreepyCarlton’s Husband Throwin’ Party For Clients
NOTE: Yes, YODA becomes an American citizen… and, it’s all filmed for Bravo.
On the next RHOBH: GASP! HagfaceKyle gets a DIS-Invite to CreepyCarltonTheDoorman’s party… Hagface breaks this news to MO-Reese whilst playing backyard basketball! Yes, there is ANOTHER party on the RHOBH… yawn. Kim Richards is the conduit for DrunkOtis to whine about how badly LisaVPump has used her… “manipulated” and “played” her.
RHOBH PREVIEW… CreepyCarlton Disinvites HagfaceKyle From Party
Once again, I am so sorry for being so behind on my blog! Life has been a little hectic lately. On Monday’s episode, I held a fundraiser for Children’s Hospital Los Angeles at my store. I was more than … Continue reading →
The First “STOOPIDEST WORDS OUTTA A HOUSEWIFE’S MOUTH” Award… Goes to… HAGFACE KYLE RICHARDS!! Yes, Hagface Kyle actually said THIS… in reference to her hubbend, MO-Ree-C-O: “He did not deserve to be sucked into this… …and he didn’t sign … Continue reading →
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Season Four, Episode Six… “Palm Springs Breakers” by Sandi Duffy First, let’s talk about that crapfest that passed for The Sound of Music, the only musical I’ve ever liked…until Thursday night. I had a bad attitude … Continue reading →