This RELATIVE of a Housewife has taken her on-screen friendship with a serial “reality” show player more seriously off-screen. This much older married professional woman has taken her younger royal friend securely under her wing, sharing the stage with him as keynote speakers at … Continue reading →
NOTE: Let’s take a look back at how the RHOBH evolved… from the casting call to filming…and put to rest the bizarre claim that HFKyle campaigned and pitched herself and the show to EvolutionMedia. That claim was obviously stated by someone who … Continue reading →
Seriously??? Does MissAndy have so little material about these moronic Housewives that he has to resort to extremely obvious set up questions? MissAndy’s attempt at embarrassing Kimmer didn’t seem to work. HumoungousLipsLisa claims she was paid over a $1 million for a Depends commercial:
RHOBH Reunion Preview… Depends v DivingStars
NOTE: Interesting that HFKyle keeps her mouth shut when DangerDivingWithTheStars is mentioned.
HFKyle was out with BFrankel and CaroleRadziwill. What were they drinking??
NOTE: Allegedly while in NYC, HFKyle and DrunkOtis were in the same Sephora store. Allegedly, HFKyle bolted out of the store when DrunkO was spotted. Really?? The NYC Sephora stores are huge enough for TEN Housewives! We smell a pure PR story…
Our very favorite splits-maker and hair-tossin’ Beverly Hills Housewife, HagfaceKyle Richards, is now the OFFICIAL spokesperson for her hair product, Nourage! Per Nourage, your HAIR tells all!! “Our hair says a lot about who we are. Happy. Sad. Overworked. Underappreciated. And with … Continue reading →
Came across DrunkOtis’ fake boyfriend’s great advice at TheAgency! ‘Tis a bit ironic that JonRuiz is giving advice on “keeping your word”! This short essay by Ruiz was obviously written for low IQ agents… Even WORSE is that fact … Continue reading →
“Subhuman” will receive HagfaceKyle’s tear-stained Kleenex direct from the RHOBH reunion show!! FinePrint: A substitute prize will be announced. We’ve learned that HagfaceKyle has sold her soaked Kleenex for $6.83 on EBay… like any good Housewife!!
Which EX-Wives would the present RHOBH like to return? No mention of CarltonTheDoorman or Joyce… or Scammin’PamDana OR Adrienne! AND… with which HWs from other franchises are these HWs friends? With which franchise would the RHOBH trade places? Of course, … Continue reading →
On the RHOBH, the phony prince Mario-Max says his AUNT is the Danish queen. Hmmmm… according to the phony prince, he is the COUSIN of the Queen: TV-Presenter, Model, Actor, Dr. Prince Mario-Max son of His Highness Prince Waldemar zu … Continue reading →
HFKyle and Kim finish up their sister talk. HFKyle says that their mother told them to never air their dirty laundry in public. Which is exactly WHY they are both on a “reality” show. HumongousLipsLisa show what a perfect fambly she has, after revisiting the HorrorsInHolland dinner where she lunged at Kim and broke a stunt glass because Kim mentioned her husband, HARRY HAMLIN. Do her girls look like HARRY HAMLIN or their mother? How much plastic surgery will they go for in a few years?
The amazing Loada has forgone her “stick an IV in me” selfies to attend the book launch. No HouseHusbands, so MO-ritz-eo’s mother brings a Danish “prince”. Camille crashes… no one cares if twitter blockers Eileen or HumongousLipsLisa show up. BOOOOORING!
So, our last night in Amsterdam! We spent our last night at dinner, laughing and enjoying ourselves like we should have been all along. Meanwhile, Brandi was on a “date” with Max’s friend. It all seemed creepy and strange, but … Continue reading →