MORE RIDICULOUS HOUSEWIFE BIKINI SHOTS… BFrankel And CaroleR

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We give these “Meet me on the beach at 2″ pre-planned bikini shots 9983636453535 Kens!

AND… 887360304763653553434 HFKyles!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

RHOBH Reunion Preview: HouseHusband, PhonyPrince, Loada’s LymeFace…And MORE!

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BLIND ITEM! Who’s The Relative Of The Housewife? REVEALED! ‘Stella Goes Berserk On Twitter… Starts Biz With “Royal” Friend!

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This RELATIVE of a Housewife has taken her on-screen friendship with a serial “reality” show player more seriously off-screen. This much older married professional woman has taken her younger royal friend securely under her wing, sharing the stage with him as keynote speakers at … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES HISTORY LESSON: RHOBH From Casting To Filming… HFKyleSought After, Never Pitched To Evolution; Others Then Cast… Shana To Be “Business” Woman

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NOTE:  Let’s take a look back at how the RHOBH evolved… from the casting call to filming…and put to rest the bizarre claim that HFKyle campaigned and pitched herself and the show to EvolutionMedia.  That claim was obviously stated by someone who … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion Preview: “Professional Pride”… HumongousLipsLisa Made A Million For Depends Ad

Seriously???  Does MissAndy have so little material about these moronic Housewives that he has to resort to extremely obvious set up questions?  MissAndy’s attempt at embarrassing Kimmer didn’t seem to work.   HumoungousLipsLisa claims she was paid over a $1 million for a Depends commercial:

NOTE:  Interesting that HFKyle keeps her mouth shut when DangerDivingWithTheStars is mentioned.

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: It’s The Morally Corrupt FayeResnick!

MORE RHOBH “What Are They Doing Now” From Ronnie!!

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NOTE:  If you’re wondering WHY DrunkOtis is “still a triangle ho”… please hop over to Ronnie’s place and read his RHOBH recap at TrashTalkTV!

WHAT WERE THEY DRINKING??

HFKyle was out with BFrankel and CaroleRadziwill.  What were they drinking??

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NOTE:  Allegedly while in NYC, HFKyle and DrunkOtis were in the same Sephora store.  Allegedly, HFKyle bolted out of the store when DrunkO was spotted.  Really??  The NYC Sephora stores are huge enough for TEN Housewives!  We smell a pure PR story… 

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO THE RHOBH …

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MorticiaKyle On WWHL: Talks RHOBH Reunion … Kim Asks To Solve Sister Issues Without Cameras

Kim requests that HFKyle try to resolve their issues privately… apparently, HFKyle is against Kim’s ‘no camera’ request:

Morticia On WWHL: Explains KathyH’s Reaction To Sister Discord

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To HFKyle’s New Hair Product “Nourage”??… Are YOU “Underappreciated… Sad…Overworked”? Take One Of Kyle’s Hair Pills And It Will All Go Away!!!

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Our very favorite splits-maker and hair-tossin’ Beverly Hills Housewife, HagfaceKyle Richards, is now the OFFICIAL spokesperson for her hair product, Nourage! Per Nourage, your HAIR tells all!! “Our hair says a lot about who we are. Happy. Sad. Overworked. Underappreciated. And with … Continue reading

RHOBH … What They’re Doing After The Finale

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Does TheAgency Cater To Low IQ Clients?

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Came across DrunkOtis’ fake boyfriend’s great advice at TheAgency! ‘Tis a bit ironic that JonRuiz is giving advice on “keeping your word”!   This short essay by Ruiz was obviously written for low IQ agents… Even WORSE is that fact … Continue reading

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From 2011: Glimpse Of Kim And Kyle Richards When They Were Kids… At Grandma’s House On LongIsland

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                                                                       Kim Richards NOTE:  Whilst looking … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This…HagfaceKyle CAPTIONED!!

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“Subhuman” will receive HagfaceKyle’s tear-stained Kleenex direct from the RHOBH reunion show!!  FinePrint:  A substitute prize will be announced.  We’ve learned that HagfaceKyle has sold her soaked Kleenex for $6.83 on EBay… like any good Housewife!!

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RHOBH PRE-REUNION PREVIEWS: Which EX-Wives To Come Back? Trading Places With Which Franchise?

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Which EX-Wives would the present RHOBH like to return?  No mention of CarltonTheDoorman or Joyce… or Scammin’PamDana OR Adrienne!  AND… with which HWs from other franchises are these HWs friends? With which franchise would the RHOBH trade places? Of course, … Continue reading

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WHO IS THE PHONY “PRINCE” MARIO-MAX?

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On the RHOBH, the phony prince Mario-Max says his AUNT is the Danish queen. Hmmmm… according to the phony prince, he is the COUSIN of the Queen: TV-Presenter, Model, Actor, Dr. Prince Mario-Max son of His Highness Prince Waldemar zu … Continue reading

RHOBH FINALE PREVIEW: Last Day At Palm Springs; Last Ride On SwingSet

HFKyle and Kim finish up their sister talk.  HFKyle says that their mother told them to never air their dirty laundry in public.  Which is exactly WHY they are both on a “reality” show.  HumongousLipsLisa show what a perfect fambly she has, after revisiting the HorrorsInHolland dinner where she lunged at Kim and broke a stunt glass because Kim mentioned her husband, HARRY HAMLIN.  Do her girls look like HARRY HAMLIN or their mother?  How much plastic surgery will they go for in a few years?

RHOBH Finale Preview Part II: HFKyle Shows Off Her Store… Hamlet Impostor Crashes!

The amazing Loada has forgone her “stick an IV in me” selfies to attend the book launch. No HouseHusbands, so MO-ritz-eo’s mother brings a Danish “prince”.  Camille crashes… no one cares if twitter blockers Eileen or HumongousLipsLisa show up. BOOOOORING! 

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It’s HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog! HFKyle Gives HER Side Of The Stolen House Story… Not Really

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So, our last night in Amsterdam! We spent our last night at dinner, laughing and enjoying ourselves like we should have been all along. Meanwhile, Brandi was on a “date” with Max’s friend. It all seemed creepy and strange, but … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion Preview…

If these are the highlights from THREE episodes… the RHOBH reunion shows are sure to be another dragged out typical reunion!!

MissAndy brings up Diving With The Stars to Kim ONLY???

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From 2013: Danger Diving… With The Stars!!

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GO BACK THROW BACK THURSDAY: “You Stole My House” Explained …