NOTE: No way did DrunkOtis write this. Hi Everyone, Here we are go again for another weekly round of Housewives. I hope everyone is happy, well, and invested in the season. It’s certainly a dramatic one. This episode plays like … Continue reading →
NOTE: There’s no way KimRichards wrote this! Today’s episode started exactly where we left off, back at Eileen’s poker night. I remember just wanting to leave so badly that I just kept on walking and didn’t even see the physical … Continue reading →
HagfaceKyle’s fake crying, BigLipsLisa and Eileen’s producer-induced “curiosity” and Kim’s total confusion about her allegiance to her sister or to DrunkOtis was totally overshadowed by a HouseHusband! All Hail, PeepingVince!!
Jeana Keough’s son has had it selling real estate in OrangeCounty. Sean Keough has ditched OC for bigger real estate horizons in LasVegas…and to be with his girlfriend, MissNevada. SkankyJo does more bikini shots… Speaking of SkankyJo… Mohammerhead is … Continue reading →
NOTE TO KIM, the ReluctantHousewife: From all that has been gleaned from your life, you have not had the best of times. A child star, supporting her entire family, multiple marriages, divorces… only to end up in your forties on … Continue reading →
DrunkOtis needs a new story line!! Were you wondering why KimRichards was tweeting about her love for the show “Revenge”? Wonder no longer. Kim is appearing on the January 25 episode. Let’s take a look back at HagfaceKyle’s guest-starring role … Continue reading →
In light of the fact that Kim ends up in the hospital next week on the RHOBH as a result of her interaction with Kingsley, here’s a look at Kim’s first reaction to her new dog from February 2013. “When he gets excited, I get a little scared”… says KimRichards about her pit bull.
Kim was acting goofy playing poker… or were they just learning to play poker… or was Vince just showing off his knowledge of poker from playing in world poker tournaments… or from being the commentator for the world poker … Continue reading →
DrunkOtis is disgustingly creepy… and assaults HagfaceKyle!
LymeYoda wasn’t with this Cast of Clowns, but was seen in NYC heaving a CA king mattress out of Jello’s new “student” apartment. Afterward, LymeYoda hopped into her private ambulance for a quick “stick an IV in me” LymeFace photo op!
Allegedly, HagfaceKyle arranged the wine tasting “lunch”… and her rehabbed sister has to endure the smells and swirling of the wine. Interesting that the usually vocal PumpMyStomach says nothing. Kim looks pissed, but accepting of the fact that this is a … Continue reading →
Part II: GameNight at AlienShapeShifter PamDana’s house! DrunkOtis is a “slut pig”!
RHOBH Game Night Part Two
Part I: GameNight…DrunkOtis calls HagfaceKyle a “b*tch” and Kim goes to the bathroom:
RHOBH Game Night Part One
NOTE: GameNight took place on season two of the RHOBH. Filming was delayed for several hours waiting for everyone to assemble at PamDana’s rented house. The only food offered was meringues and bread sticks. We LOVE how deliciously devilish CamilleGrammer is… she ALWAYS plays the “innocent”, but she knows that she’s anything but!
What was happening on the RHOBH on this date last year? HagfaceKyle was getting waxed… and it brought her so much closer to her sister. If only the Housewives producers could think up more story lines like this…
KimRichards is sooo out of place… but one of the BH Housewives had to take the chance of becoming infected.
DrunkOtis In Bed Watching LeAnn And Eddie
DrunkOtis and the dumbass BH producers totally missed the mark re DrunkO’s child support. Court ordered child support does not come in check form. AND, if DrunkO has not dragged Eddie through FamilyCourt by now, she should just shut up about any child support she’s getting… and accept the fact that she’s a simple idiot.
The RHOBH Dinner From Hell at CamilleGrammer’s still unsold Malibu house… back when the dinner parties were “suggested” and not scripted. Camille is such a troublemaker… she’s getting back at them all, but using DuBois to do her dirty work! Camille is the smartest Housewife… ever. Being manipulative and knowing that she has the upper hand are just two of her “smartest” characteristics.
In this RHOBH preview, DrunkOtis has a party… with NO Fatburger stand!!!
All of her friends and family show up… and Leeeeeeeeeeeza Gibbons thinks DrunkOtis with the bad hair extentions has “fans.” HagfaceKyle shows off her extensive lipo surgery by wearing a cut-out dress. Yoda shows up with some flunkie guy and does her condescending bit when she talks with DrunkOtis and Drunk’s Dad about how proud she is of DrunkOtis. And then… part the waters… PumpMyStomach rudely barges into Drunk’s house party. The only good part about PMS being there? Her zinger to DrunkOtis’ mother and father at the end of this preview… after DrunkO’s mother makes excuses for DrunkO’s behavior. PMS says, “I blame that on the parents.”
RHOBH DrunkOtis Has A Party… PumpMyStomach Shows Up
More interesting products in HagfaceKyle’s bathroom…Bean-o and Lithium
According to Kyle Schwab, he took over training of KimRichards’ killer dog, Kingsley, with Kim in Kim’s home where there is a $6,000 dog cage in Kim’s backyard paid by Bravo.. Schwab could not “tame” KillerKingsley and says that Kim … Continue reading →