Deleted scene from tonight’s RHOBH: The DJ gets interviewed… Kim just wantsta have fun!
Kim’s daughter fulfills the required wedding/recommitment ceremony story line on this season’s RHOBH! MO-ritz-eo feigns stupidity by asking what he should wear to Brooke’s wedding. During a phone call, HagfaceKyle comforts her sister and tells her not to cry and THEN tells KimR that their mother, BigKathy, AND their dad are watching over! Cue the tears!! Lil
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These people are simple morons. Watch as they are filmed being filmed for the RHOBH. Walking around in wooden shoes? How touristy. Worse than that, is Lisa BLEEEECH! PumpMyStomach’s choice of footwear.
AND… outside of their hotel. Poor BalloonLipsLisa… she’s just not as fan-friendly as EmmyWinningEileen! Of course, bleeeeeeeech! PMS just blows off everyone:
PumpMyStomach matches her fellow Housewives with their canine counterparts…except Yoda and herself!
DrunkOtis is making the media rounds to garner support for her actions against HagfaceKyle and, most importantly, to gin up some interest for viewers to tune in to the RHOBH! Interesting that the words “story line” are now freely said re the HWs “reality” shows. We at SH have been chatting about the obvious story lines on Housewives shows for years, despite the many Housewives who claim that everything on their show is all REAL! The Housewives’ “reality” is created, planned, scripted and agreed upon with the Housewives long before the cameras start filming…
NOTE: WHY does KimRichards need DrunkOtis to defend her against ANYONE, let alone HagfaceKyle?
HagfaceKyle never saw it coming when Kimbecile threw out the house stealing accusation! Kim explains…
HagfaceKyle drops by Kimbecile’s house to get an advance look at Kim’s daughter’s
free wedding dress and Kim tries on her mother-of-the-bride dress. HagfaceKyle is in hysterics mode when she learns that Kim’s kids are in bed sick. Really? With Kingsley the death-dog around the corner, HagfaceKyle is concerned about getting a sore throat?
Cut to DrunkOtis walking into an office building. DrunkOtis is meeting with her PodcastOne boss to chat about her podcast’s future and the “explicit” label on her podcast. DrunkOtis whines that “you just can’t say anything anymore”… PodcastBoss wants to attract more advertisers and DrunkOtis wants to make more money; they agree that the way to do that is to be more family friendly.
Dear DrunkOtis: Your podcast is not “explicit” … it is disturbing. The words that come out of your mouth are those of a 13-year-old boy who is trying to impress girls by getting a reaction to spouting a dirty word.
Your immaturity, your lack of intellect and your lack of education is revealed every second an unthinking base word spits of out your mouth on your jackassery podcast. Your lack of ability to hold a conversation which would engage your guest(s) and will, therefore, engage your listener(s) shows that you are unrefined, unaccommodating, unsophisticated, untalented and unsuitable to be on the air.
The words which you categorize as those which you “just can’t say anymore” have been said… over and over and over and can be heard anywhere. And they are said by anyone who, like you, lacks the imagination and the intelligence to form more cohesive thoughts without dipping into the sewer of your stock vocabulary. Don’t expect any “family friendly” sponsors to come forward with the big bucks you’re looking for, as you have already shown the best of DrunkOtis on your podcasts…
Bytheway, we all know that your podcast “career” will be over as soon as it has run its course as your storyline…ala FEBUS’ radio talk show, WretchedRossi’s singing, Heather Dull-BRO’s restaurants, Sonja’s toaster oven, PumpMyStomach’s shoe line, GhettoNayNay’s reporting job, just to name a few.
Four years ago… October 2010! KimRichards’ escort to the RHOBH premiere party at the Trousdale was her ex-husband, G. Monty Brinson. Some chick gets all huggy with Monty at the 1:00 mark:
Doggie rehab didn’t work for Kim Richards’ dog. HagfaceKyle says that Kingsley has “gone away” and her dog-biten daughter is not afraid of dogs. Alexia sleeps with THREE dogs. However, NONE of her dogs are PIT BULLS!
From 2011… E!’s very talented @KellsLevy…
The fact that HagfaceKyle is making her kid a story line is contributing to her brattiness…
However, HagfaceKyle may be overcompensating with FrontPorcha because HagfaceKyle was adopted!!
In preparation for EileenDavidson’s debut appearance in her new role as a BH Housewife, her cast mates give their fluff opinions about Eileen. Kimbecile and BigLipsLisa are missing. HagfaceKyle gives her best impression of an actress and fails:
HagfaceKyle’s WhiteParty begins… and it doesn’t get any better than this:
After a sudden and secret departure from Puerto Rico at the end of last season, Lisa Vanderpump is still wary of her formerly close friends, but is beginning to reconnect with Yolanda and Kyle. She has no interest in making amends with Brandi, who is also struggling to move past her own hurt. The ladies all come face-to-face at Kyle’s annual White Party and the over-the-top event is bigger and better than ever now that Mauricio’s real estate agency is selling houses upwards of $50 million.
The social event of the season brings original Beverly Hills housewives Adrienne Maloof, Camille Grammer, and Taylor Armstrong back together. As unresolved issues come to the surface, Brandi is faced with making amends with both Lisa and Adrienne at the same event.
All hell breaks loose at the white party when Kim Richards’ dog sneaks through HagfaceKyle’s back door and proceeds to bite all the Housewives, returning to bite PumpMyStomach several times, as she smells of Eau de VillaFlankSteak. Pandemonium ensues as Kingsley cannot be contained… until he discovers the Fatburger stand, where the servers quickly abandon their stations and Kingsley is given free rein to eat all the Fatburgers he can find. The Fatburgers seem to calm Kingsley. HagfaceKyle takes over the deserted Fatburger stand to feed Kingsley more Fatburgers, but is secretly petrified with fear each time she feeds Kingsley, knowing that if she forgets a pickle, Kingsley will rip her hand off.
Panicked guests are screaming for HagfaceKyle’s hunky husband to remove Kingsley, but Morris cannot be found. KimRichards leads the remaining guest in a search party for Morris. MO-ritz-eo is found cowering in FrontPorcha’s closet protecting CamilleGrammer… the only Housewife who still has real estate to sell!