PumpMyStomach Addresses The UN… About EBOLA!

PumpMyStomach brings down the real threat of this man-made disease to that of laughable.  Will PMS put her money where her mouth is?  She may not have the billions allegedly required to wipe out Ebola, but PMS DOES have enough money to save several of those poor little West African Ebola orphans by adopting them and bringing them to live with her and GeriatricKen at VillaRosa!  

PMS has no idea what the hell she’s talking about re Ebola… she needs to read “TheHotZone” before she keeps flapping her mouth. 


PMS could also demand that all of her Housewives cast mates do the same!  Loada could show off her adopted Ebola kids posing with her as she snaps her “stick an IV in me” selfies.  KimRichards has room for at least two Ebola orphans!  HagfaceKyle and BlockerEileen are whining about how empty their houses are since their kids are off to college… adopt ten Ebola orphans!!   BigLipsLisa could prove how much of a great person she is and adopt three Ebola orphans… but, that would never work, as adopting would take the focus off of BigLipsLisa’s main concern.  She’s married to HARRY HAMLIN!!!!

(Thanks “Mike”!!!)

RHOBH Fight In Holland Aftermath! Kim Got Glass In Her Pants!!

Per the standard Housewives script, after the arguing and the glass breaking, the Housewives huddle in their own corners, taking sides.   BigBeefyLipsLisa threatens to go home and DrunkOtis says to Loada:  “These women just don’t know how to drop something when you ask them to drop it. So it sent Kim into a rage and I get it.”

You can see the vicious scripted bellicose belles at their feuding fighting finest… HERE!

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“Stan” will receive a t-shirt from the DrunkOtis overpriced clothing collection!  FinePrint: Winner must pay the Housewives shipping and handling fee ($86.49) and cover the cost of fumigation.

RHOBH Preview Part I Arriving In Holland…

The moronic Housewives all gather in Holland… the setting for another GameNight/DinnerFromHell or whatever previous situation you wish to choose!   This is difficult to watch, as it’s purely bad acting in a totally setup scenario…and Loada’s missive about her drunk-driving daughter to show that she’s just a simple imperfect Dutch girl is laughable.

Bravo/MissAndy obviously got the message about the HouseHusbands ruining the show… unfortunately, it’s too late.  

RHOBH Preview Part II: Fighting In Holland!!

The overacting is ridiculous.   As far as Kim is concerned, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.  Kim has to help herself with no “help” from “we care about you” BigLips.  So, BUTT OUT BigLips and BeastVanPeepin’…

 BigLips is married to HARRY HAMLIN!!  HARRY HAMLIN!!!!

I'M ACTUALLY MARRIED TO HARRY HAMLIN!!!!   HARRY HAMLIN!!!

I’M ACTUALLY MARRIED TO HARRY HAMLIN!!!! HARRY HAMLIN!!!

 

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SH “HIT AND RUN” Thoughts On Whatever!

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  The items which don’t deserve individual attention!  But, worthwhile nevertheless…or maybe not!  WHATEVER!! PT Housewife has to be thinking that she would do anything to be back on the RHONY!  She and Reid are not being thought of too … Continue reading

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: It’s GameNight! AlienShapeShifterPam Dana Invites Herself To Hawaii!

Poor AlienShapeShifterPam DanaWilkey!  PamDana really tried to weasel an invite out of Camille, but Camille didn’t bite…all the while Kimbecile and HagfaceKyle are “cleaning” PamDana’s bathroom!

RHOBH Preview: Loada “Runs Into” Old BF

Loada uses her LymeBrain as an excuse for not remembering an “old boyfriend” from 40 years ago in this totally phony baloney and utterly rude Holland scene… 

This preview gets 88939665403003037644 eye rolls…

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“Mystery Source” Spills It About RHOBH Reunion Show!

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According to E! … Despite rumors, Yolanda did attend, but she didn’t stay the whole time. The reality star is battling Lyme disease and recently revealed its affecting her ability to read and write.   “She wasn’t feeling great. But she … Continue reading

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HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog: Swooning Over StevenTyler… And A Free Trip (Which Wasn’t Really A Free Gift From Loada)!

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RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU’RE BORED WITH THESE MORONIC HOUSEWIVES… On to HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog: Yolanda invited us all to do the Fantastic Race. I had no clue what we were in for. When we arrived, I was happy and relieved … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: More Wine Tossing And Threats!!

DeformedLipsLisa shows her fine “acting” chops in this preview of the next RHOBH… the most “intense” episode ever in the entire five-year history of the RHOBH!  The RHOBH has passed all the other HWs franchises with the number of wine-tossing scenes.

Did anyone know that DeformedLipsLisa was married to HARRY HAMLIN!?!?   HARRY HAMLIN!!  

GET YOUR MITTS OFFA MY HUSBAND... HARRY HAMLIN!!

GET YOUR MITTS OFFA MY HUSBAND… HARRY HAMLIN!!

HarryHamlin is no DirtyHarry!!  And DeformedLipsLisa is no UrsulaAndress…

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RHOBH Spots Naked Guy In Holland! Was It David Foster’s Butt???

The moronic Housewives claim that there was a **GASP** naked man strolling down the street.  And, they’re all aflutter…  

Really?  How do we know… why didn’t Bravo show the naked guy??  Bravo has no problem airing lots of butts!  Perhaps the naked guy was KingDavid…

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SH “HIT AND RUN” BravoTV Desperate… Now Offering Contests! PTHousewife Really Broke! Much MORE!!

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Bravo is so desperate for viewers that they are now offering contests!!  This one in association with the RHOBH is to win a Jeep and a trip to LA: Showcase your renegade spirit by sharing a pic using the hashtag … Continue reading

DrunkOtis Says To Watch Porn…

DrunkOtis gives “advice”… DrunkO says to watch porn.  What the hell did she do to her face???

On DrunkO’s appearance on SteveHarvey today, her rap was bleeped out.  It couldn’t be any worse than her rap back in 2012:

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RHOBH REUNION SHOW… THE AFTERGLOW! “Most Intense” “Roughest” Blah, Blah, Blah… All The Usual Words!

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The RHOBH reunion show was taped on Friday… It was another really rough, tough and tumble war of words at the RHOBH reunion taping.   But, they say the same words every season about every Housewife reunion show!      … Continue reading

RHOBH Filming In Holland…

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These people are simple morons.  Watch as they are filmed being filmed for the RHOBH.  Walking around in wooden shoes?  How touristy.  Worse than that, is Lisa BLEEEECH! PumpMyStomach’s choice of footwear.


AND… outside of their hotel.  Poor BalloonLipsLisa… she’s just not as fan-friendly as EmmyWinningEileen!  Of course, bleeeeeeeech! PMS just blows off everyone:

 

(Thanks “Conor”!!)

 

RHOBH PREVIEW: Loada Gets A Free Trip To Holland! HagfaceKyle Loses Her Luggage And Forgets That She Nagged Kim For Being Late…

Yippee-Ki-Yay with a tulip on top.  A new “Housewives Fight In Another Country” three-arc story line.  It’s snoozefest time just thinking about it.  It appears that EyeD and PumpMyStomach found better things to do… like blocking on twitter!!

Will Loada fall ill enough to get a snapshot of herself in a Holland hospital for the continuing saga of her “Look At Me Vit My Sad LymeFaces”?  OR, will Loada call for a private ambulance to hook her up for a “stick an IV in me” selfie to fill her LymeGlobalTour scrapbook?

Will Loada stop by to see her mother?  Loada probably still has ill feelings toward her mother after Loada brought home her first fiancee!  Look, Mom… I’m a nice Catholic girl who’s gonna marry some Mooslem guy!  He’s not that good looking, he’s a really different religion and his name is MOhamed… but I LOVE his money him!!  Perhaps Loada and her mother have patched things up since Loada latched on to a bigger fish…

Really, HagfaceKyle???  You REALLY don’t recall nagging Kim four years ago?

AFTER The MalibuBeachParty! Shana Screams For A Cig… And Lights The Wrong End!

The funniest part of the MalibuBeachParty…after DrunkOtis is assured that she just has to be herself… HagfaceKyle escorts crazyShana away from that bad, bad Camille(!?!?)!   Shana screeches around the 1:20 mark that she needs a cig… and lights the wrong end! 

PumpMyStomach On WWHL: DrunkOtis Talks Crap; Loada Gets Sympathy

NOTE:  Poor sick Loada… is never sick when she’s filming!  On the next episodes of the RHOBH, Loada gets a free trip to Holland!  

We give PMS, DrunkOtis and the ever-ailing Loada 99376635354 Kens!

PumpMyStomach Makes DrunkOtis Sing…

Wasn’t this scene done on the RHONY??

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SH “HIT AND RUN” All The HWs Items We Don’t Care About!! Did VinceVanP Get Boot From 12-Year Spokesman Job Because Wife Signed On To RHOBH??

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We give these items 99038646535354 Kens… Camber’s big “acting” role was a non-Union bit part on Restaurant Stakeout.  As a non-Union part, she receives a small payment and no residuals. HouseHusbandKen pushin’ PumpMyStomach’s VODKA… KingD is crying!!  Looks like he … Continue reading

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RHOBH Preview VIDEO: DrunkOtis Goes To Loada’s House And HagfaceKyle Goes To PumpMyStomach House To Talk About Kim And DrunkOtis… Despite Her Illness, Loada Remembers Yoga Poses!!

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DrunkOtis pops in at Loada’s house during a RARE time that Loada ISN’T affected by her life-threatening disease for a yoga lesson. Loada tells the private yoga instructor that DrunkO hasn’t had a drop of al-kee-haul or any sugar… the … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The OTHER Smelly Housewife?

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Real Housewives of Miami veteran Joanna Krupa has slapped Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville with a lawsuit, after Glanville allegedly accused Krupa of having smelly private parts, but in fact…

It’s a different HOUSEWIFE that has a hygiene problem!

“All the ladies can smell it.

Even the crew have complained about the smell,” a top source tells NaughtyGossip.

“She has been told about the problem and the fact that she needs to wear knickers many, many times.”

This lady is known for her love of younger man, and partying!   But these days the smell is making everyone run for the hills!

(Thanks “gurlfriend” and “chameleon”!!)

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SH “HIT AND RUN” … HOUSEWIVES EDITION! DrunkOtis Out? NayNay “Modeling”? Snooki NOT A RHONJ! Loada Too Tired For Reunion? Countless New Record? MissAndy Q&A “BuyMyBook”! And MORE!!!

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What could be more apropos on Friday the 13th than Housewives items!! DrunkOtis “hints” at leaving the RHOBH.  Don’t get excited… it’s just one of those mystery source PR items!  OR, maybe DrunkO is making tons of $$$$ from selling … Continue reading

RHOBH Unseen Footage: DrunkOtis Scores In The KimRichards Custody Battle!

The battle between HagfaceKyle and DrunkOtis continues!  In this unseen footage, DrunkOtis promises Kim that she’ll be her friend forever, but Kim hesitates to commit.  Looks like DrunkOtis is winning the custody battle for Kim!