SH WITTY WEEKEND!! Caption This! Captioned!!

DRUNKO CAPTION V

“Ann of PompanoBeach” will a be guest for ten minutes on DrunkO’s podcast show!  FinePrint:  Winner must be flexible with their time.  You may be asked to chat with DrunkO for the entire podcast… scheduled guests are dropping like flies. 

RHOBH Reunion Preview: HouseHusband, PhonyPrince, Loada’s LymeFace…And MORE!

RHOBH Reunion Preview: Sparring Over DrunkOtis’ Fake Dutch Boyfriend… Who Will Get HermesBoy?

These shows have gone totally fiction.  It just so happened that PMS’s son’s BEST friend just so happened to run into PMS whilst in Amsterdam… and just so happened to “date” DrunkO??  Let’s see the text messages and hear the VM’s etc.  This fake story line was just TOO fake.  MissAndy/Bravo are now simply throwing anything at viewers hoping that something sticks.

LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN HOLLAND!!

SORRY DRUNK OTIS… THE BODY LANGUAGE WITH YOU AND HERMES BOY TELLS IT ALL!  YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM.  YOU’RE THINKING OF DARIN…

RHOBH Reunion Preview: “Professional Pride”… HumongousLipsLisa Made A Million For Depends Ad

Seriously???  Does MissAndy have so little material about these moronic Housewives that he has to resort to extremely obvious set up questions?  MissAndy’s attempt at embarrassing Kimmer didn’t seem to work.   HumoungousLipsLisa claims she was paid over a $1 million for a Depends commercial:

NOTE:  Interesting that HFKyle keeps her mouth shut when DangerDivingWithTheStars is mentioned.

MORE RHOBH “What Are They Doing Now” From Ronnie!!

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NOTE:  If you’re wondering WHY DrunkOtis is “still a triangle ho”… please hop over to Ronnie’s place and read his RHOBH recap at TrashTalkTV!

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BravoBlog…

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Hey, My Bravoistas! I’m in my American Airlines’ seat 36 hours later, flying back home from NYC, thankful to be on a safe path home. My prayers go out to the families and loved ones of the downed German airliner … Continue reading

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO THE RHOBH …

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RHOBH … What They’re Doing After The Finale

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RHOBH Deleted Scene: ED And DrunkOtis Have A Talk…

BoringEileen was only on this season of the RHOBH to get some atten-shun for her Peepin’ HouseHusbandVince and to increase viewership on her soap.  She tries something in this deleted scene with DrunkOtis… but, we’re not sure exactly what:

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DrunkOtis On WWHL: Talks About FELONJoodice And BFrankel

How could DrunkO escape the environs of MissAndy’s clubhouse without talking about people that she knows well… TreeJoodice or BFrankel??  DrunkO really feels for Tree and helps the RHONY PR machine by chatting about BFrankel.  Frankel is giving her “best friend” Tallmark a hard time.  What a crock!  DrunkO being “best friends” with Tallmark is equivalent to DrunkO being “best friends” with Cedric!

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DrunkOtis On WWHL: Hasn’t Seen Kim Since RHOBH Reunion (Kim’s Filming)… Dating Moritzeo’s “Partner” (NOT!)

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DrunkOtis states that she has not seen Kimmer since the RHOBH reunion and goes on about how Loada is still suffering.  Kim was filming a cameo role in Sharknado IV or V or VI… DrunkO also says that she’s dating … Continue reading

DrunkOtis On WWHL: Biggest Regret? Slapping PumpMyStomach

We all know that the “slap” was as real as PumpMyStomach’s faint on DWTS…

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DrunkOtis On WWHL: Talks About RHOBH Reunion… Not Really

Another glimpse into the RHOBH reunion show… no info, just a glimpse.

RHOBH Finale Preview: PumpMyStomach Has No Use For DrunkOtis…

PumpMyStomach won’t forgive the phony slap.  DrunkO says that Loada calls/texts her every day!  How is that possible?  Wasn’t Loada spending every moment trying to do massive PR work on her drunk driving “model” daughter?  DrunkOtis’ hair extensions are distracting…

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RHOBH PRE-REUNION PREVIEWS: Which EX-Wives To Come Back? Trading Places With Which Franchise?

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Which EX-Wives would the present RHOBH like to return?  No mention of CarltonTheDoorman or Joyce… or Scammin’PamDana OR Adrienne!  AND… with which HWs from other franchises are these HWs friends? With which franchise would the RHOBH trade places? Of course, … Continue reading

SH EXCLUSIVE!! Messages For DrunkO And NayNay!

George Jefferson has messages for DrunkOtis And NayNay!!

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NayNay got herself a big house… with a mortgage! 

RHOBH Reunion Preview…

If these are the highlights from THREE episodes… the RHOBH reunion shows are sure to be another dragged out typical reunion!!

MissAndy brings up Diving With The Stars to Kim ONLY???

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DRUNK OTIS’ LAUGHABLE GHOSTWRITTEN BRAVO BLOG

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NOTE:  Whilst awaiting either KimRichards or HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog, DrunkOtis has gifted readers with her insight into the further goings on with “The Horrors In Holland” by submitting another of her ghostwritten tomes! Hi Guys, It’s a new week and a … Continue reading

EX-Wives On WWHL…

Camille, Adrienne and Shana playing MissAndy’s ridiculous game.  Only mentioned here for Shana’s answer… she would LOVE to get another Bravo contract and, of course, would never want to offend any BH Housewives that could possibly assist her!  Shana chooses the Housewife most like herself…

RHOBH Finale Preview: More Blah, Blah, Blah

All one can hear is BLAH, BLAH, BLAH… KIM!  BLAH, BLAH, BLAH… KIM!  One would conclude that with all the experience HumongousLipsLisa has had with addiction/sobriety and her being personal friends with HagfaceKyle, SHE would have the upper hand in how Kim’s issues should be approached.  Dear HLLisa:  Great acting… and you remember your lines well.  However, CarltonTheDoorman could have done just as well.   

RHOBH Preview: HFKyle Spills It! What DrunkOtis Is Saying Behind Kim’s Back…

Looks like HFKyle doesn’t have dry eyes!   HFKyle is dramatically whining because of what DrunkOtis is saying behind Kim’s back … that Kim needs an intervention.  Big deal. 

NOTE:  Kim’s daughter, Whitney Davis, had a birthday party last night.  HFKyle did not attend.  Kim looked stressed even with makeup!

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SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This…CAPTIONED!

DRUNK OTIS BRANDI CAPTION WINNER

“Tum Pluckered” will receive a bottle of DrunkOtis’ new wine, LiquidSkank!  FinePrint:  DrunkOtis taste-tests every bottle of LiquidSkank.  No estimate as to when a non-DNA bottle will be available. 

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DrunkOtis Says “Fire Eileen”!!

RHOBH Booooring In Holland …

Who wants to watch anyone shop…for knick knacks?  BOOOOORING.  While shopping, all the chit-chat surrounds DrunkO… who just happened to “find” her phony boyfriend in the red light district.  He was riding a scooter when he stopped to talk with PumpMyStomach.  He’s a school friend of PMS’s son.  ****EYE ROLL****

The “slap” was a totally fake stunt slap.  PMS turned her face as DrunkO reached for her.  Had it been a REAL slap, based on the sound effect made, PMS’s face would have a red hand mark.

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