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REALITY CHECK: How Far Is Beach Access From Yoda’s LemonHouse?

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Yoda and DrunkOtis took a walk from Yoda’s lemon house to the Malibu beach. They left Yoda’s lemon house; walked down Yoda’s looooong driveway; from the driveway down to the PCH; across the PCH to the beach. Certainly for filming … Continue reading

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RHOBH Preview…

DrunkOtis meets up with Adrienne, jokerfaceRinna meets up with someone(?)… and more producer-induced scenes, including KingDave bestowing his presence upon the biggest clown on the RHOBH!

This preview gets 37769987634,0037443 JudgeJudys…

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BORING BravoBlog: PumpMyStomach Still Doesn’t Like Me!

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Hi everyone! It is finally here: the new season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It seems like it’s been forever, but I’m glad we are back. As you know with these blogs, we write them as to how … Continue reading

RHOBH Premiere Episode: HagfaceKyle Meets PumpMyStomach For The Required Luncheon Sit Down

The required “two Housewives meet in a restaurant for a sit down” scene… with HagfaceKyle and PumpMyStomach.  It doesn’t get any better than this…

RHOBH Premiere Episode: The White Party… Stale, Dull And Moth-Eaten

HagfaceKyle’s WhiteParty begins… and it doesn’t get any better than this:

JenniferGimenez ROBBED!! Goods Can Be Found At DrunkOtis House!

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I HATE THESE STELLA BAGS… JENNIFER HAS NICER ONES

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Reality “star” Jennifer Gimenez, shown above with DrunkOtis and the love of DrunkOtis’ life, Darin Harvey, will be wearing the finest Forever21 dresses for her next fancy event … because all her good stuff has been stolen.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the actress came home to her L.A. home Monday afternoon and found her front window wide open and the screen thrown to the ground.

Sources close to Jennifer say that she went inside and, to her horror, found several rooms torn apart and $20,000 worth of jewelry, Gucci and Louis Vuitton handbags missing. It happened in broad daylight, yet as far as we can tell there were no witnesses.

NOTE:  If Jennifer would take a ride on over to DrunkOtis’ rented redone house, she would find all Jennifer’s Guccis and LVs.  DrunkOtis is sick and tired of lugging around those Stellas…. too bad, DrunkOtis sold the jewelry to buy three chicken pot pies at Maries.

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PumpMyStomach On WWHL: MissAndy Begged PMS To Return… PMS Is Done With DrunkOtis

MissAndy begged PumpMyStomach to return to the RHOBH… that’s the story and they’re both sticking to it!

And BLEEECH! PumpMyStomach is done with DrunkOtis…at least for this season.

NOTE:  Maybe the Housewives shows wouldn’t be so terrible if they were labeled truthfully… as night time soap operas.  The phony friendships, hard-to-believe connections and scripted lines are tiresome to watch and are turning people off.

RHOBH Sneak Peek: Girl Fighting, Wine Throwing, Face Slapping … All The BOOOORING Housewives Stuff… And Taglines

Bravo has enhanced the sound of the “SLAP” across PumpMyStomach’s face.  PMS knew it was coming…

RHOBH Preview SneakPeek: Yoda And DrunkOtis Prance To KingDavid, Run Into Crooks, Yoda Lies About Acreage

DrunkOtis makes her way to Yoda’s hilltop lemon house… which is STILL for sale… only to agree to take a walk with Yoda on the beach, which is ten miles away from Yoda’s lemon house.  But, before they start their five-hour hike, KingDavid performs a sampling of the musical that he’s STILL working on… BettyBoop.  Honestly, who the hell is going to see a musical about BettyBoop???  This must be KingDavid’s only way to get that backing for BettyBoopTheMusical, which he mentioned in one of his many interviews… the same interviews in which he states that the RHOBH are not real!

After the near-death-LymeDisease-ridden Yoda and DrunkOtis prance around to KingDavid’s piano playing, they start their long hike to the beach, but along the way, Yoda discovers a squatter on her property!!

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It’s Crooks!!  Selling Vicki’s old clothes from 1989!!

NOTE:  Amazing that LymeYoda had such a conniption fit over pictures of her lemon house on SH showing that it was no where NEAR the beach… it’s obvious that no one wants her hilltop hacienda for $25 million!!

If you missed LemonYoda’s conniption fit about her lemon house… HERE…and Yoda’s nasty twitter attack HERE.   Back in March, Trulia listed LymeYoda’s property as consisting of 3.18 acres, but the acreage is not mentioned In the updated listing.

Yoda apparently wants buyers to think they’re getting FOUR AND A HALF acres…why is Yoda lying about acreage??

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RHOBH Preview: Sneak Peek… Yoda And DrunkOtis Walk And Talk After A 55-Mile Hike To The Beach!

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Yoda and DrunkOtis take a ten-mile hike down from Yoda’s lemon house, dodging traffic and then spending six hours knocking on doors to get permission to access the beach…where Yoda chats about her “model” daughter, Alana, and the other sad drunk “model” daughter, Lemon.

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DrunkOtis has tons of business opportunities and all kinds of other stuff going on, but she still can’t find a house to buy.  At least DrunkOtis has her new RangeRover to love…

 

RHOBH Premieres Tuesday, November 18…

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DrunkOtis is missing from the RHOBH photos… she was tweeting and skanking it up in Australia.

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CARS Of The Housewives…Seriously.

Bravo somehow got the impression that people are bored with the house and closet tours of the Housewives and want to see more, so they’ve added another voyeuristic dimension…Housewives cars.  DrunkOtis and PumpMyStomach explain their vehicles and, of course, DrunkOits is in love sexually attracted to hers:

DrunkOtis Looking For Dates…

DrunkOtis is on the loose and is looking for a date… AGAIN.  Doesn’t SteveHarvey know that DrunkOtis is only doing this bit on his show for a bit of PR for the RHOBH?  DrunkOtis already has a date and his name is DarinHarvey!!

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DRUNK OTIS’ NEW BOYFRIEND IS HER “THIRD CHILD”! DrunkO’s Wine Has Been Named!

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As mentioned previously on SH, DrunkOtis got herself a boyfriend.  DrunkOtis is in competition with AdrienneMagoof for having the youngest boyfriend among the RHOBH …and DrunkOtis won. Drunky’s new boyfriend is 23-years-old; he’s the clear winner over the aged 24-year-old … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… HWs Items That Don’t Deserve Full Attention! … Questions Answered!

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Some Housewives items which don’t deserve full atten-shun: Heather Dull-BRO voices her opinion about Teresa Giudice… and asks if Bravo is harboring a criminal: “Even on the day of their sentencing, they were hiding jewelry and they didn’t tell the … Continue reading

RHOBH In Amsterdam…

Killing two birds with one stone… the RHOBH are now filming in Amsterdam, which not only fulfills the required international trip for these chicks, but also is a free trip home for Yoda. HagfaceKyle and sisterKim got a trip to their PalmSprings house when the RHOBH filmed there recently.  The video is quite boring, filming the HWs walking to their van…. don’t expect much more when the new season airs!   NOTE:  Yoda’s lemon house is STILL for sale!!

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LeAnn And Eddie Divorcing… AGAIN! DrunkOtis Heartbroken!

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LeAnn Rimes an Eddie Cibrian are rumored to be getting a divorce because Eddie got caught cheating.  LeAnn & Eddie’s “reality” show was LeAnn’s last hope at adding a steady cash flow to her income, and now that news of the alleged … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis Wants To Change Her Kids’ Last Name!

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Brandi Glanville from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is now revealing that she wants to change the names of her sons, because she did all of the work in raising them. Her sons, Mason and Jake, carry the name … Continue reading

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RHOBH PR Blitz Has Begun… HagfaceKyle Comes Between NewFriendsForLife DrunkOtis And KimR

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The usual and expected PR blitz for the next Housewives show to premiere has begun!   The PR stories about the upcoming season start approximately six weeks before the franchise premieres; however, since the drop in ratings for the Housewives … Continue reading

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KimRichards And DrunkOtis: The Latest YawnWorthy Housewives Fight

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The Housewives are just so predictable.  There’s always a claim of unrest between at least two of the Wives while they’re filming.  The latest to have gotten into an alleged brawl is DrunkOtis and KimRichards… according to that mysterious “inside … Continue reading