PumpMyStomach brings down the real threat of this man-made disease to that of laughable. Will PMS put her money where her mouth is? She may not have the billions allegedly required to wipe out Ebola, but PMS DOES have enough money to save several of those poor little West African Ebola orphans by adopting them and bringing them to live with her and GeriatricKen at VillaRosa!
PMS has no idea what the hell she’s talking about re Ebola… she needs to read “TheHotZone” before she keeps flapping her mouth.
PMS could also demand that all of her Housewives cast mates do the same! Loada could show off her adopted Ebola kids posing with her as she snaps her “stick an IV in me” selfies. KimRichards has room for at least two Ebola orphans! HagfaceKyle and BlockerEileen are whining about how empty their houses are since their kids are off to college… adopt ten Ebola orphans!! BigLipsLisa could prove how much of a great person she is and adopt three Ebola orphans… but, that would never work, as adopting would take the focus off of BigLipsLisa’s main concern. She’s married to HARRY HAMLIN!!!!
Per the standard Housewives script, after the arguing and the glass breaking, the Housewives huddle in their own corners, taking sides. BigBeefyLipsLisa threatens to go home and DrunkOtis says to Loada: “These women just don’t know how to drop something when you ask them to drop it. So it sent Kim into a rage and I get it.”
RHOBH Feud In Holland Aftermath… Kim Got Glass In Her Pants!!
You can see the vicious scripted bellicose belles at their feuding fighting finest…HERE!
The moronic Housewives all gather in Holland… the setting for another GameNight/DinnerFromHell or whatever previous situation you wish to choose! This is difficult to watch, as it’s purely bad acting in a totally setup scenario…and Loada’s missive about her drunk-driving daughter to show that she’s just a simple imperfect Dutch girl is laughable.
RHOBH Go To Dutch Country Part I
Bravo/MissAndy obviously got the message about the HouseHusbands ruining the show… unfortunately, it’s too late.
The overacting is ridiculous. As far as Kim is concerned, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink. Kim has to help herself with no “help” from “we care about you” BigLips. So, BUTT OUT BigLips and BeastVanPeepin’…
RHOBH Fight In Holland Part II
BigLips is married to HARRY HAMLIN!! HARRY HAMLIN!!!!
I’M ACTUALLY MARRIED TO HARRY HAMLIN!!!! HARRY HAMLIN!!!
The items which don’t deserve individual attention! But, worthwhile nevertheless…or maybe not! WHATEVER!! PT Housewife has to be thinking that she would do anything to be back on the RHONY! She and Reid are not being thought of too … Continue reading →
According to E! … Despite rumors, Yolanda did attend, but she didn’t stay the whole time. The reality star is battling Lyme disease and recently revealed its affecting her ability to read and write. “She wasn’t feeling great. But she … Continue reading →
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU’RE BORED WITH THESE MORONIC HOUSEWIVES… On to HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog: Yolanda invited us all to do the Fantastic Race. I had no clue what we were in for. When we arrived, I was happy and relieved … Continue reading →
DeformedLipsLisa shows her fine “acting” chops in this preview of the next RHOBH… the most “intense” episode ever in the entire five-year history of the RHOBH! The RHOBH has passed all the other HWs franchises with the number of wine-tossing scenes.
RHOBH Preview… Keep Your Mitts Offa HARRY HAMLIN!!
Did anyone know that DeformedLipsLisa was married to HARRY HAMLIN!?!? HARRY HAMLIN!!
GET YOUR MITTS OFFA MY HUSBAND… HARRY HAMLIN!!
HarryHamlin is no DirtyHarry!! And DeformedLipsLisa is no UrsulaAndress…
Bravo is so desperate for viewers that they are now offering contests!! This one in association with the RHOBH is to win a Jeep and a trip to LA: Showcase your renegade spirit by sharing a pic using the hashtag … Continue reading →
The RHOBH reunion show was taped on Friday… It was another really rough, tough and tumble war of words at the RHOBH reunion taping. But, they say the same words every season about every Housewife reunion show! … Continue reading →
These people are simple morons. Watch as they are filmed being filmed for the RHOBH. Walking around in wooden shoes? How touristy. Worse than that, is Lisa BLEEEECH! PumpMyStomach’s choice of footwear.
RHONJ Filming in Holland… Get Out Of Camera’s Way!
AND… outside of their hotel. Poor BalloonLipsLisa… she’s just not as fan-friendly as EmmyWinningEileen! Of course, bleeeeeeeech! PMS just blows off everyone:
Yippee-Ki-Yay with a tulip on top. A new “Housewives Fight In Another Country” three-arc story line. It’s snoozefest time just thinking about it. It appears that EyeD and PumpMyStomach found better things to do… like blocking on twitter!!
Will Loada fall ill enough to get a snapshot of herself in a Holland hospital for the continuing saga of her “Look At Me Vit My Sad LymeFaces”? OR, will Loada call for a private ambulance to hook her up for a “stick an IV in me” selfie to fill her LymeGlobalTour scrapbook?
Will Loada stop by to see her mother? Loada probably still has ill feelings toward her mother after Loada brought home her first fiancee! Look, Mom… I’m a nice Catholic girl who’s gonna marry some Mooslem guy! He’s not that good looking, he’s a really different religion and his name is MOhamed… but I LOVE his money him!! Perhaps Loada and her mother have patched things up since Loada latched on to a bigger fish…
RHOBH Go To Holland
Really, HagfaceKyle??? You REALLY don’t recall nagging Kim four years ago?
The funniest part of the MalibuBeachParty…after DrunkOtis is assured that she just has to be herself… HagfaceKyle escorts crazyShana away from that bad, bad Camille(!?!?)! Shana screeches around the 1:20 mark that she needs a cig… and lights the wrong end!
We give these items 99038646535354 Kens… Camber’s big “acting” role was a non-Union bit part on Restaurant Stakeout. As a non-Union part, she receives a small payment and no residuals. HouseHusbandKen pushin’ PumpMyStomach’s VODKA… KingD is crying!! Looks like he … Continue reading →
DrunkOtis pops in at Loada’s house during a RARE time that Loada ISN’T affected by her life-threatening disease for a yoga lesson. Loada tells the private yoga instructor that DrunkO hasn’t had a drop of al-kee-haul or any sugar… the … Continue reading →
Real Housewives of Miami veteran Joanna Krupa has slapped Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville with a lawsuit, after Glanville allegedly accused Krupa of having smelly private parts, but in fact…
It’s a different HOUSEWIFE that has a hygiene problem!
“All the ladies can smell it.
Even the crew have complained about the smell,” a top source tells NaughtyGossip.
“She has been told about the problem and the fact that she needs to wear knickers many, many times.”
This lady is known for her love of younger man, and partying! But these days the smell is making everyone run for the hills!
What could be more apropos on Friday the 13th than Housewives items!! DrunkOtis “hints” at leaving the RHOBH. Don’t get excited… it’s just one of those mystery source PR items! OR, maybe DrunkO is making tons of $$$$ from selling … Continue reading →
The battle between HagfaceKyle and DrunkOtis continues! In this unseen footage, DrunkOtis promises Kim that she’ll be her friend forever, but Kim hesitates to commit. Looks like DrunkOtis is winning the custody battle for Kim!