Geez… why did BaboonBalloonLipsLisa even bother to step foot back in Medford OR? She’s just too fabulous for such a boondocks town! BBLL was there to help her mother sell her house… it must have been an ordeal for her. We find nothing attractive or interesting about this chick.
NOTE: Why do these chicks even bother writing their gushingly saccharin boring BravoBlogs??? They give no real comments on the show nor do they give any personal insight after viewing the episode… which they’ve had for a week before … Continue reading →
At the required Housewives get-together… this time taking place at HagfaceKyle’s house… Yoda jumps all over BLEEEEEEECH! PumpMyStomach about not getting an invite to PumpMS’s PalmSprings “star” ceremony. Maybe if Yoda got her really good friend, DrPhil, to come along with her, maybe PMS would have invited her!!
DrunkOtis says that Bravo/MissAndy is throwing big money at TreeJoodice to film her final days before walking through the front door at Danbury. OF COURSE they are!! Did anyone think that Bravo was NOT filming Teresa during her final weeks … Continue reading →
Kim’s daughter fulfills the required wedding/recommitment ceremony story line on this season’s RHOBH! MO-ritz-eo feigns stupidity by asking what he should wear to Brooke’s wedding. During a phone call, HagfaceKyle comforts her sister and tells her not to cry and THEN tells KimR that their mother, BigKathy, AND their dad are watching over! Cue the tears!! Lil Milania FrontPorcha is also featured...
These people are simple morons. Watch as they are filmed being filmed for the RHOBH. Walking around in wooden shoes? How touristy. Worse than that, is Lisa BLEEEECH! PumpMyStomach’s choice of footwear.
RHONJ Filming in Holland… Get Out Of Camera’s Way!
AND… outside of their hotel. Poor BalloonLipsLisa… she’s just not as fan-friendly as EmmyWinningEileen! Of course, bleeeeeeeech! PMS just blows off everyone:
Oh, the little lies that Yoda would love for all to believe! Yoda says in this RHOBH preview that her non-model daughter was just having some summer fun at a beach house where she had ONE glass of wine, which is something that all girls do during the summer. Unfortunately, for her excellent non-model daughter, she was driving to a gas station where …. this is where it gets all confusing…Yoda says that KingD picked her up at the gas station. HOWEVER, the LAPD says that they arrested her for DUI, underage drinking AND driving with a suspended license after she reportedly ran a stop sign at 4 a.m., and almost hit a police cruiser in the process. KingD had to bail her out. Do they have satellite jails at gas stations in LA for quick bailouts?? Hmmmmm….
The yacht conversation between Yoda and KingD was probably re how to sugar coat this incident…
RHOBH Preview… Yoda’s Dtr ONE Glass of Wine… Eileen Rehearses
The non-model daughter had much MORE than a glass of wine… she blew a .14 on the breathalyzer. According to this breathalyzer chart, the non-model daughter imbibed at least FOUR glasses of “wine”:
The non-model daughter was driving under a suspended license; therefore, SOMETHING happened within the last five months for her license to be suspended. Yoda had to know that her non-model daughter’s run-in was not the first one.
HagfaceKyle, Morris, her kids and Yoda eat dinner. Lisa BLEEEEEECH!! PumpMyStomach does her usual “cutesy” passive/aggressive BS crap. BalloonLipsLisa is excited to be asked to watch PMS get a star. KingD calls his non-model step-daughter’s DUI arrest a “tragic mistake”…
RHOBH Preview: PMS… KingD Says “Tragic Mistake”
NOTE: KingD hitting Ben Vereen on the PCH at 2 am was a tragic incident. Bella Jello getting arrested for blowing a .14, underage drinking and driving with a suspended license was NO tragic mistake.
NOTE: This item was originally published December 10 and the original can still be seen as you scroll down the homepage. It is being reviewed again, as we’ve had several readers inquire about Yoda’s message to her non-model daughter, which … Continue reading →
DrunkOtis is making the media rounds to garner support for her actions against HagfaceKyle and, most importantly, to gin up some interest for viewers to tune in to the RHOBH! Interesting that the words “story line” are now freely said re the HWs “reality” shows. We at SH have been chatting about the obvious story lines on Housewives shows for years, despite the many Housewives who claim that everything on their show is all REAL! The Housewives’ “reality” is created, planned, scripted and agreed upon with the Housewives long before the cameras start filming…
DrunkOtis Blames It All On HagfaceKyle
NOTE: WHY does KimRichards need DrunkOtis to defend her against ANYONE, let alone HagfaceKyle?
NOTE: This item re Kimbecile’s attack dog, Kingsley, is from OKCFriday. Attorney Bill Zuhdi has filed a lawsuit in California Federal Court against a cast member of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” and Bravo, the network which televises the … Continue reading →
Whilst searching for highlights from AlienShapeShifterPam Dana Wilkey’s GameNight Party, came upon this chat with DrunkOtis And LisaVanderPumpMyStomach from 2012 when they were still on speaking terms. From watching and listening to this interview, it was pretty clear back than that PMS was getting very irritated with DrunkO.
Notice that BOTH DrunkO and PMS have had MAJOR face work done. They both look haggified…
Lisa Vanderpump and Brandi Glanville RHOBH Reunion Show 1.26.12 NBCDirect
After the usual blah, blah, blah about how much she loves DrunkOtis and PumpMyStomach and how much she wanted to know HagfaceKyle better… Yoda gets to the phone call: When my phone rang and I heard David’s voice, I knew … Continue reading →