If anyone can explain this, please do!!
(Thanks “Carl” and “PDM”!!)
(Thanks “Carl” and “PDM”!!)
We’re givin’ this preview 88937453534,999999999999 Kens…
NOTE: A sure sign to tell if someone has not traveled is their brand new suitcases and their brand new monogrammed luggage tags. A waste if flying commercial…
Yoda and DrunkOtis took a walk from Yoda’s lemon house to the Malibu beach. They left Yoda’s lemon house; walked down Yoda’s looooong driveway; from the driveway down CarbonCanyonRd to the PCH; across the PCH to the beach.
Certainly for filming the RHOBH, one of the beachfront homeowners permitted Yoda and DrunkOtis easy access to their beachfront property. But, in reality, how long does it take to walk to one of two public beach accesses from Yoda’s house??
Add another 10-15 minutes just to walk down Yoda’s driveway and back track down CarbonCanyonRd to the PCH.
The closest beach access to Yoda’s lemon house is Carbon Beach…
PumpMyStomach chimes in on the “Kingsley Bit Me” issue. As usual, PMS stays true to her passive/aggressive personality. Saying that pit bulls are “wonderful” animals…BUT… “I think they are instinctually fighting dogs.” And, maybe for Kim, that’s not the best breed. Gee, thanks PMS!
Excerpt from Yoda’s BravoBlog:
“I am excited to be blogging with and for you over the next couple of months. I love and appreciate the time you take to share your opinions, even though we might not always agree, I respect your freedom of speech and respect this blogging process.
I am asking in advance to please keep things classy because the most powerful debates are spoken in a clear and respectful manner. All seven of us are mommies of children that are existing in the social media world, so please be sensitive to the power of your thoughts and words.”
HUH??? These chicks knowingly and with forethought go into these contrived, scripted situations in exchange for receiving easy “reality” show money and perks. They are told to “bring the drama” by producers and obey that command. They willfully attack each other verbally and physically, trying to top each other with each glass thrown and face slapped! Who the hell does Yoda think she is to espouse from the top of her lemon grove to all the unwashed below to be “sensitive” because she and others are “mommies of children”!?
As a “mommy,” it is up to YOU to protect your children and to keep them OUT of your story line and OFF our TVs. SonjaMorgan can give you instructions.
If these Housewives are sensitive to their “kids” being bashed because THEY choose to put them on TV…here’s a very simple suggestion for you, Yoda, and for all the other Housewives who passively/aggressively say that they respect freedom of speech and then turn around to expect boundaries and your own rules to be placed on that freedom:
“…we are seven very different but equally important woman “Important”? Important to whom? Yoda’s self-agrandizement knows no bounds!! that have feelings just like you but are willing to put ourselves out there to share and give you a peek into some of the most intimate moments of our lives.”
…In exchange for CASH; all-expense-paid trips; being spokespersons for various causes and/or diseases for $$$; being paid for cross-promoting on other shows; writing books; selling romance; making jewelry; pushing wines; buying followers on twitter, FB and instagram to generate more income by mentioning products; making more $$$ for appearance fees; promoting relative’s careers; and, in Yoda’s case, putting up with the BH clowns with the hope of getting her very own “lifestyle” show!
What is utterly insulting about Yoda’s last statement is her assumption that no one else has ever experienced or has knowledge of what she has experienced and is “allowing” everyone just a little glance into her world… and the assumption that one should be grateful to her for sharing!
Yoda’s goal is to push her kids…especially “model” Alana!
Counting down to when Yoda will turn into MartyrLymeYoda… 3-2-1… aaaand the tweets of LymeYoda in a hospital room start! Even when she’s barely clinging to life, MartyrYoda will
make good TV share her life.. just for you!! Oh, the sacrifices she makes…
HagfaceKyle fails to mention that “her” jet can be chartered by anyone. WheelsUp is just another air taxi service for anyone who has the money to purchase aviation time. WheelsUp is the same as MarquisJet aka NetJets…a taxi in the sky! Is WheelsUp just another product placement??
If you are unfamiliar with this aspect of private aviation…more info HERE.