We interrupt this regularly scheduled program for this extremely important bit of Housewives news!!!
The names of Kim and Kroy Zolciak’s twins have finally been revealed to the public!
K & K are keepin’ with the “K” names:
FINALLY… Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky! … those twins were born! No more shots of KimZ showin’ off her pregnant belly in a bikini!
NOTE: Kim and Kroy will be petitioning the Georgia courts immediately to change the names of their eldest children to align with the rest of the “Ks” in the BiermannBunch! “Krielle” and “Kariana’s” monogram will be the same as their parents and siblings…
(Thanks to SH readers “romo” and “Jool”!!)
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Tamballs and Ellie are now hoppin’ on the Autism Train… or maybe they were just hangin’ around the grill room. NO “Reality Stars” on the HollywoodWalkOfFame… Kandi Burruss agrees! YAY, Kandi! BFrankel’s biggest idiot geek idolizer number one fan of all … Continue reading
Under the working title, “Manzo’d With Children,” the pilot will follow the Housewife in her duties as the “ringleader of the crazy circus that is her Italian family.” Apparently, her adult children are driving her more nuts than ever: Albie is single and ready to mingle, Chris is eager to come up with the best idea since the stripper/car wash and Lauren is ready to entertain the idea of letting Vito put a ring on it.
How exciting!!! Maybe somma her REAL friends will make some appearances!!
The tagline for da Zoids: “It’s one crowded house filled with personality, laughter and ham… in both pig and honey-baked forms.”
Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann tore his achilles tendon during the first half of the Falcons/Rams game this past Saturday and is out for the season. Poor Kim!!! Kroy’s gonna be home whinin’ all damn day!
The man who allegedly attempted to extort $250,000 from Paula Deen has just been sentenced to 2 years in prison… Well, Pauler ain’t a Housewife, but she could be!!
TreeJoodice wantsta keep outta the whole thing:
Picture this: Slade Slimey and WretchedRossie as Brangelina! “We want to be Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! That’s the goal,” a laughing Gretchen, 35, tells Life & Style, adding, “At this point, we want to have, like, 26 kids.”
Lisa Hochstein wantsta be Brangelina, too!! “When I drink, I become a partial lesbian…what’s a half lesbian? Joanna is a good time when she’s drunk, and she’s so hot! We would be the hottest couple in Miami. We would be like Brangelina.” So, who would be Brad Pitt??
NayNayLeakes, in a phone press conference last week, said she turned down many spinoff opportunities until this one (Dreamin’ of NayNay) came along. UM… OK… All the producers everywhere were after NayNay! Which is why TylerPerry changed his phone number!
Tamballs and Ellie are ploppin’ down in those Clubhouse Chairs tonight with MissAndy… WHY? ‘Cause they get hitched on their spinoff tonight. Watch for Tamballs and Ellie to be doin’ ANYTHING MissAndy orders them! Tamballs needs that Bravo check…
Are YOU the victim of some bad plastic surgery?? If you ARE, EvolutionMedia is lookin’ for you! Hurry… deadline is September 19!
Evolution Media & The Producers of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills & The Real Housewives of Orange County are searching for people who appear to be 25-35 who want to fix their past plastic surgery. NOTE: Interesting… they want people who APPEAR to be 25-35. No official ID necessary! So, you’re 57 and appear to be 35… fill out an application!!
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Kim and Kroy Zolciak-Biermann’s new house is almost ready for inhabitants. KimZ will require lotsa help for her monstrous manor! @KimZolciak-Biermann has been tweeting the progress of her new abode… Unlike ChateauSheree, construction of KimZ’s new house WILL be … Continue reading
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November 27, 2012 Brandi Glanville posin’ on last night’s RHOBH… the “no thumb” edition! ****************************** The ever-boooooring ever-loyal-to-Nene, Cynthia Bailey chats with AL.com… and THIS excerpt is the NON-boring part! “… asked Bailey why she feels that zenith … Continue reading
November 26, 2012 Our friend, @Closet__Freak (remember, it’s a DOUBLE underscore!!) has a new review of last night’s Real Housewives of Atlanta!
November 1, 2012 Bravo… Kim’s pregnant and gotta move! ‘Cept movers want over $100,000 to move Kim! OH… and Sweetie’s back…
October 22, 2012 12:12 am Bravo… NOTE: Sheree is already missed…