HagfaceKyle Calls MissAndy To Explain Why She Ran! Says Harry Mystery Will Be Explained On Reunion…

In a planned call to WWHL last night, HagfaceKyle explained why she ran after the phony restaurant drama!  Of course, Kyle’s reasons are very obtuse and she doesn’t explain a damn thing!  Kyle also does a bit of PR for the RHOBH reunion show when MissAndy asks about the mystery surrounding HarryHamlin.  HagfaceKyle says that the mystery will be discussed during the reunion… as if MissAndy didn’t know that already!  At this point, who really cares!?!?   

NOTE:  LippyLisa is married to Harry Hamlin.  HARRY HAMLIN!!

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I’M ACTUALLY MARRIED TO HARRY HAMLIN… HARRY HAMLIN!!!

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BigLipsLisa On WWHL: Says RHOBH Has Boosted Her Career; Earlier Says She Would NEVER Be A Housewife! HagfaceKyle On CSI… Kim and HagfaceKyle On DivingWithTheStars!!

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The most interesting part of MisshapenLipsLisa on WWHL was her gushing to MissAndy about how her being her on the RHOBH has advanced her acting “career”… …interesting as she stated many times that she would NEVER be a Housewife!  OH NO!!! … Continue reading

PumpMyStomach Won’t Spill It!!

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PumpMyStomach won’t reveal the end of her story line arc.  Oh damn!!  We’ve been holding our breath waiting to find out if Ken’s son cares who his “real” parents are!!  SNOOOOOZE…

HagfaceKyle is adopted, too!!

 

PumpMyStomach On WWHL: DrunkOtis Talks Crap; Loada Gets Sympathy

NOTE:  Poor sick Loada… is never sick when she’s filming!  On the next episodes of the RHOBH, Loada gets a free trip to Holland!  

We give PMS, DrunkOtis and the ever-ailing Loada 99376635354 Kens!

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THE LYIN’ BRIAN SAGA CONTINUES…

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Everyone at NBC feels HORRIBLE about the TERRIBLE thing that happened to Lyin’Brian. What happened to Lyin’Brian can be summarized by KingD… it’s just another TRAGIC MISTAKE!!   NOTE: What do you call a former fireman from Jersey with a surprisingly … Continue reading

MissAndy’s Head Spins Over HagfaceKyle’s Use Of Term “My GAYS”!

MissAndy doesn’t like the usage of “my gays” which HagfaceKyle used on the RHOBH.  MissAndy then says to replace “my gays” with “my blacks”…

LuAnnie tries to get in MissAndy’s good graces by using the term “my boys”… nice try, LuAnnie.

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LuAnnie Doing Pre-Season PR For RHONY: BFrankel is Great… CountessLuann Still Talks With JillZ; Not Silex

We give LuAnnie’s stab at ginning up some interest in her crappy Housewives RHONY franchise and in BFrankel’s return 88936465355354 Kens…

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EileenD On WWHL After Show…Surprised At Interest In Her REAL Life… Shows Off Her MANHands!

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On the WWHL AfterShow, MissAndy “reveals” … we’ve known this info for years… that he gets calls from Housewives about items written about them.  DumbVicki really thought that MissAndy could get the items pulled.  Interesting that if Vicki were so upset … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis Tweet Says MissAndy “Abusive”! … Twitter Replies Slam DrunkO! AND… The REAL Yolanda Foster!

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On last night’s WWHL, Eileen “what the hell is she doing on a HWs show” Davidson is asked to play MissAndy’s word association game:  NOTE:  Apparently, DrunkOtis is not pleased with how she’s perceived and blames MissAndy for perpetuating the … Continue reading

HagfaceKyle On WWHL…

On last night’s WWHL, HagfaceKyle went deep into the “friendships” between Yoda/DrunkOtis and PumpMyStomach/DrunkOtis.  HFKyle was also asked about Yoda’s Lyme, which she really had nothing to say other than she hopes she feels better.

Poor HagfaceKyle… she’s still working on her lizard lip licking!

ANOTHER Phony Wine Toss… With FAKE Crying!

Am SHOCKED that people actually believed that the DrunkOtis wine toss on WWHL was real.  Watch as MissAndy clearly anticipates DrunkO’s assault on the gayest man on television, Jeff Lewis.  Watch as DrunkO throws less than an ounce of water on Jeff.  Watch as DrunkO begins to “cry”.  Watch as DrunkO turns her back and does some shoulder shrugging to exaggerate her fake sobbing.  Watch as DrunkO suspends her phony crying to interrupt Jeff while he’s talking.  Watch as DrunkO turns around… and not one tear is detectable and no makeup ruined!  MissAndy choreographed this continuation of DrunkO’s RHOBH lame wine toss…and he’s reveling in the thought that viewers actually think it’s real:

There were apologies on the WWHL AfterShow where at one point, JeffLewis offered DrunkO a kleenex to daub her tears… DrunkO declined the offer.  Why?  THERE WERE NO TEARS!  

DrunkO says it was her and JeffLewis’ prank on MissAndy.  TOTAL BULLSH*T!  They were ALL in on it.  MissAndy knows that SHOCK value brings ratings. All the Bravo shows are tanking.

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YODA ‘Splains Her “Friendship” With DrunkOtis…

Yoda on WWHL, while still affected with her “silent killer” disease, equates DrunkOtis either with a dog or with her non-model daughter, Jello.  Yoda just keeps “loving” them and leading them on the “right” path until they comply with her!   Poor Jello.

Vicki Explains Her NudieBoobie Photo

On last night’s WWHL, Vicki escaped the deep questions re her roommate, Crooks, but did explain her boob photo taken as a “thank you” for the really cheap Christmas present from MissAndy/Bravo:

NOTE:  It was obvious that Vicki did some quick negotiating with MissAndy before she agreed to take the place of KimRichards, who was scheduled to appear on last night’s WWHL… those negotiations included no probing questions about Crooks!

HagfaceKyleRichards Tells MissAndy “Don’t Talk About Milania” When Talking About Her FrontPorcha!

From November 2012:  HagfaceKyle is caught whispering to MissAndy “Don’t say that” at the :22 mark when he says that FrontPorcha might be the “Milania of Beverly Hills”!  Ironic that FrontPorcha is taking over Milania’s “character” as the BrattyBravo kid…

LisaRinna on WWHL…

In this chat with LisaRinna last year, it was clear that she was either in talks with MissAndy to be a BH Housewife or had already signed the contract… as she coyly tries to wriggle out of answering.  But, she says that she would fit right in, as she knows them already:

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MissAndy Writes Of His Displeasure With The Long Island Medium… But Praises Her On WWHL!

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The “Long Island Medium” Theresa Caputo is being accused of giving a fake reading to MissAndy when she was on WWHL  back in March. Andy says in his new book that Caputo did “a lot of fishing” when he was hoping … Continue reading

SaintZina Ain’t Telling The WHOLE Story… Hasn’t Been At Family Function For Five Years!

FEBUS gives her side of the never-ending family discord amongst those lovely Lauritas and says that SaintZina has not been to ANY fambly functions for the last five years…

FEBUS Explains Her Grown Adult “Children”… SaintZina Tweets In

There are SO many things wrong about this: FEBUS sheds light on her grown ADULT “children” by saying that they are grounded people… and if they weren’t, she would slap them upside the head.   SaintZina sends a tweet to explain her no-shows at those lovely Laurita gatherings… she’s just not “in” with that group:

RHONJ Twins Talk Gotti…

RHONJ Twins said Gotti is a has been and more… however, they don’t say that they will confront her over the Rino rumor.  Nice to see Rino and phony boyfriend Bobby in the audience!

Marcheses On WWHL: Booooring

There was nothing of interest said during LawsuitJim and Canber’s chatfest on last night’s WWHL.  Canber said her “first” reunion experience was a “purging.”  Canber can’t say anything but nicey-nice things in the hopes that she will get a renewal notice from MissAndy to continue her role on the RHONJ.  Even LawsuitJim’s responses to his NJ castmates nasty remarks about him were tame…just like the RHONJ, these two were a snoozefest.

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Watch As TeresaGiudice Shuts Up Juicy On His DUI… Describes JoeyOrgan As “Hysterical”… Which Housewives Sent Messages?

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On the LAST (Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky!) part of MissAndy’s lightweight probing into Teresa and Joe Giudice on WWHL, Teresa reveals that her brother, JoeyOrgan, will NOT have a hand in raising her … Continue reading

Juicy’s “Drinking Problem”

On Part II of the Giudice’s “I’m Innocent Tour”:  Juicy explains that he started really drinking after the RHONJ started.   He now drinks five bottles of wine a day.  NOTE:  Judge Salas can remand Juicy to an alcohol treatment center if she concludes that he actually has a drinking problem.  As for Juicy’s drinking beginning when the RHONJ began, a “reality” show is a great way to uncover and highlight their crimes!

Juicy Takes All The Blame… Teresa STILL Didn’t Do Nuthin’

In Part II of the Giudice’s “I’m Innocent Tour”:  Teresa STILL does not take any blame for her part in their bankruptcy fraud… despite standing in front of Judge Salas and admitting to the crime; despite signing documents that detailed her part in the crime!

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Further details re Teresa’s plea agreement, in which she admitted her guilt, can be found at March 5, 2014 on SH.

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The Best Lines From The Giudice Interview…

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If anyone was expecting anything more from last night’s ratings-bonanza-for-Bravo interview with the Giudices, you don’t know the Giudices!  From the time they filed their bankruptcy until their sentencing for wire fraud, mail fraud and failing to submit Federal tax … Continue reading