Luannie says that her twitter trash talk with Carl is over. We knew Luannie and Carl couldn’t keep up the amusing trash tweeting about Carl’s phony baloney fry cook boyfriend… who will be dumped before the RHONY reunion show as all phony HWs boyfriends are… for much longer:
Carole… who definitely had some dental work done… tells her side of the lame LuAnnie’s niece breakup story. Carole says that LuAnnie is not particular about her dating requirements…
For some needed comic relief waaay far away from the HWs bellicose behavior… LuAnnie on a camel:
Ramoaner keeps going back and forth as to her marital status. Kinda like ChinaTown… “she’s my sister; she’s my daughter; she’s my sister; she’s my daughter”! Make up your mind… are you OFFICIALLY divorced or not???
Ramoaner’s sister on WWHL…
Kim requests that HFKyle try to resolve their issues privately… apparently, HFKyle is against Kim’s ‘no camera’ request:
How could DrunkO escape the environs of MissAndy’s clubhouse without talking about people that she knows well… TreeJoodice or BFrankel?? DrunkO really feels for Tree and helps the RHONY PR machine by chatting about BFrankel. Frankel is giving her “best friend” Tallmark a hard time. What a crock! DrunkO being “best friends” with Tallmark is equivalent to DrunkO being “best friends” with Cedric!
We all know that the “slap” was as real as PumpMyStomach’s faint on DWTS…
Another glimpse into the RHOBH reunion show… no info, just a glimpse.
What the hell happened to BigDummyCynthia Bailey’s face??
Who are BigDummyC and Missy most jealous of? Why, the RHOBH, of course… but, just for the weather!! Missy wouldn’t mind trading in JoeyOrgan for MO-ritz-eo and BigDummyC chooses KingD. Missy goes for CountlessLuAnnie as the Housewife with the HIGHEST IQ!
In a planned call to WWHL last night, HagfaceKyle explained why she ran after the phony restaurant drama! Of course, Kyle’s reasons are very obtuse and she doesn’t explain a damn thing! Kyle also does a bit of PR for the RHOBH reunion show when MissAndy asks about the mystery surrounding HarryHamlin. HagfaceKyle says that the mystery will be discussed during the reunion… as if MissAndy didn’t know that already! At this point, who really cares!?!?
NOTE: LippyLisa is married to Harry Hamlin. HARRY HAMLIN!!
NOTE: Poor sick Loada… is never sick when she’s filming! On the next episodes of the RHOBH, Loada gets a free trip to Holland!
We give PMS, DrunkOtis and the ever-ailing Loada 99376635354 Kens!
We give LuAnnie’s stab at ginning up some interest in her crappy Housewives RHONY franchise and in BFrankel’s return 88936465355354 Kens…
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On the WWHL AfterShow, MissAndy “reveals” … we’ve known this info for years… that he gets calls from Housewives about items written about them. DumbVicki really thought that MissAndy could get the items pulled. Interesting that if Vicki were so upset … Continue reading