MorticiaKyle On WWHL: Talks RHOBH Reunion … Kim Asks To Solve Sister Issues Without Cameras

Kim requests that HFKyle try to resolve their issues privately… apparently, HFKyle is against Kim’s ‘no camera’ request:

Morticia On WWHL: Explains KathyH’s Reaction To Sister Discord

DrunkOtis On WWHL: Talks About FELONJoodice And BFrankel

How could DrunkO escape the environs of MissAndy’s clubhouse without talking about people that she knows well… TreeJoodice or BFrankel??  DrunkO really feels for Tree and helps the RHONY PR machine by chatting about BFrankel.  Frankel is giving her “best friend” Tallmark a hard time.  What a crock!  DrunkO being “best friends” with Tallmark is equivalent to DrunkO being “best friends” with Cedric!

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DrunkOtis On WWHL: Hasn’t Seen Kim Since RHOBH Reunion (Kim’s Filming)… Dating Moritzeo’s “Partner” (NOT!)

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DrunkOtis states that she has not seen Kimmer since the RHOBH reunion and goes on about how Loada is still suffering.  Kim was filming a cameo role in Sharknado IV or V or VI… DrunkO also says that she’s dating … Continue reading

DrunkOtis On WWHL: Biggest Regret? Slapping PumpMyStomach

We all know that the “slap” was as real as PumpMyStomach’s faint on DWTS…

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DrunkOtis On WWHL: Talks About RHOBH Reunion… Not Really

Another glimpse into the RHOBH reunion show… no info, just a glimpse.

Missy And BigDummyC Play MissAndy’s Housewife Game…

What the hell happened to BigDummyCynthia Bailey’s face??  

Who are BigDummyC and Missy most jealous of?  Why, the RHOBH, of course… but, just for the weather!! Missy wouldn’t mind trading in JoeyOrgan for MO-ritz-eo and BigDummyC chooses KingD.  Missy goes for CountlessLuAnnie as the Housewife with the HIGHEST IQ! 

HagfaceKyle Calls MissAndy To Explain Why She Ran! Says Harry Mystery Will Be Explained On Reunion…

In a planned call to WWHL last night, HagfaceKyle explained why she ran after the phony restaurant drama!  Of course, Kyle’s reasons are very obtuse and she doesn’t explain a damn thing!  Kyle also does a bit of PR for the RHOBH reunion show when MissAndy asks about the mystery surrounding HarryHamlin.  HagfaceKyle says that the mystery will be discussed during the reunion… as if MissAndy didn’t know that already!  At this point, who really cares!?!?   

NOTE:  LippyLisa is married to Harry Hamlin.  HARRY HAMLIN!!

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I’M ACTUALLY MARRIED TO HARRY HAMLIN… HARRY HAMLIN!!!

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BigLipsLisa On WWHL: Says RHOBH Has Boosted Her Career; Earlier Says She Would NEVER Be A Housewife! HagfaceKyle On CSI… Kim and HagfaceKyle On DivingWithTheStars!!

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The most interesting part of MisshapenLipsLisa on WWHL was her gushing to MissAndy about how her being her on the RHOBH has advanced her acting “career”… …interesting as she stated many times that she would NEVER be a Housewife!  OH NO!!! … Continue reading

PumpMyStomach Won’t Spill It!!

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PumpMyStomach won’t reveal the end of her story line arc.  Oh damn!!  We’ve been holding our breath waiting to find out if Ken’s son cares who his “real” parents are!!  SNOOOOOZE…

HagfaceKyle is adopted, too!!

 

PumpMyStomach On WWHL: DrunkOtis Talks Crap; Loada Gets Sympathy

NOTE:  Poor sick Loada… is never sick when she’s filming!  On the next episodes of the RHOBH, Loada gets a free trip to Holland!  

We give PMS, DrunkOtis and the ever-ailing Loada 99376635354 Kens!

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THE LYIN’ BRIAN SAGA CONTINUES…

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Everyone at NBC feels HORRIBLE about the TERRIBLE thing that happened to Lyin’Brian. What happened to Lyin’Brian can be summarized by KingD… it’s just another TRAGIC MISTAKE!!   NOTE: What do you call a former fireman from Jersey with a surprisingly … Continue reading

MissAndy’s Head Spins Over HagfaceKyle’s Use Of Term “My GAYS”!

MissAndy doesn’t like the usage of “my gays” which HagfaceKyle used on the RHOBH.  MissAndy then says to replace “my gays” with “my blacks”…

LuAnnie tries to get in MissAndy’s good graces by using the term “my boys”… nice try, LuAnnie.

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LuAnnie Doing Pre-Season PR For RHONY: BFrankel is Great… CountessLuann Still Talks With JillZ; Not Silex

We give LuAnnie’s stab at ginning up some interest in her crappy Housewives RHONY franchise and in BFrankel’s return 88936465355354 Kens…

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EileenD On WWHL After Show…Surprised At Interest In Her REAL Life… Shows Off Her MANHands!

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On the WWHL AfterShow, MissAndy “reveals” … we’ve known this info for years… that he gets calls from Housewives about items written about them.  DumbVicki really thought that MissAndy could get the items pulled.  Interesting that if Vicki were so upset … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis Tweet Says MissAndy “Abusive”! … Twitter Replies Slam DrunkO! AND… The REAL Yolanda Foster!

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On last night’s WWHL, Eileen “what the hell is she doing on a HWs show” Davidson is asked to play MissAndy’s word association game:  NOTE:  Apparently, DrunkOtis is not pleased with how she’s perceived and blames MissAndy for perpetuating the … Continue reading

HagfaceKyle On WWHL…

On last night’s WWHL, HagfaceKyle went deep into the “friendships” between Yoda/DrunkOtis and PumpMyStomach/DrunkOtis.  HFKyle was also asked about Yoda’s Lyme, which she really had nothing to say other than she hopes she feels better.

Poor HagfaceKyle… she’s still working on her lizard lip licking!

ANOTHER Phony Wine Toss… With FAKE Crying!

Am SHOCKED that people actually believed that the DrunkOtis wine toss on WWHL was real.  Watch as MissAndy clearly anticipates DrunkO’s assault on the gayest man on television, Jeff Lewis.  Watch as DrunkO throws less than an ounce of water on Jeff.  Watch as DrunkO begins to “cry”.  Watch as DrunkO turns her back and does some shoulder shrugging to exaggerate her fake sobbing.  Watch as DrunkO suspends her phony crying to interrupt Jeff while he’s talking.  Watch as DrunkO turns around… and not one tear is detectable and no makeup ruined!  MissAndy choreographed this continuation of DrunkO’s RHOBH lame wine toss…and he’s reveling in the thought that viewers actually think it’s real:

There were apologies on the WWHL AfterShow where at one point, JeffLewis offered DrunkO a kleenex to daub her tears… DrunkO declined the offer.  Why?  THERE WERE NO TEARS!  

DrunkO says it was her and JeffLewis’ prank on MissAndy.  TOTAL BULLSH*T!  They were ALL in on it.  MissAndy knows that SHOCK value brings ratings. All the Bravo shows are tanking.

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YODA ‘Splains Her “Friendship” With DrunkOtis…

Yoda on WWHL, while still affected with her “silent killer” disease, equates DrunkOtis either with a dog or with her non-model daughter, Jello.  Yoda just keeps “loving” them and leading them on the “right” path until they comply with her!   Poor Jello.

Vicki Explains Her NudieBoobie Photo

On last night’s WWHL, Vicki escaped the deep questions re her roommate, Crooks, but did explain her boob photo taken as a “thank you” for the really cheap Christmas present from MissAndy/Bravo:

NOTE:  It was obvious that Vicki did some quick negotiating with MissAndy before she agreed to take the place of KimRichards, who was scheduled to appear on last night’s WWHL… those negotiations included no probing questions about Crooks!

HagfaceKyleRichards Tells MissAndy “Don’t Talk About Milania” When Talking About Her FrontPorcha!

From November 2012:  HagfaceKyle is caught whispering to MissAndy “Don’t say that” at the :22 mark when he says that FrontPorcha might be the “Milania of Beverly Hills”!  Ironic that FrontPorcha is taking over Milania’s “character” as the BrattyBravo kid…

LisaRinna on WWHL…

In this chat with LisaRinna last year, it was clear that she was either in talks with MissAndy to be a BH Housewife or had already signed the contract… as she coyly tries to wriggle out of answering.  But, she says that she would fit right in, as she knows them already:

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MissAndy Writes Of His Displeasure With The Long Island Medium… But Praises Her On WWHL!

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The “Long Island Medium” Theresa Caputo is being accused of giving a fake reading to MissAndy when she was on WWHL  back in March. Andy says in his new book that Caputo did “a lot of fishing” when he was hoping … Continue reading

SaintZina Ain’t Telling The WHOLE Story… Hasn’t Been At Family Function For Five Years!

FEBUS gives her side of the never-ending family discord amongst those lovely Lauritas and says that SaintZina has not been to ANY fambly functions for the last five years…