Luannie says that her twitter trash talk with Carl is over. We knew Luannie and Carl couldn’t keep up the amusing trash tweeting about Carl’s phony baloney fry cook boyfriend… who will be dumped before the RHONY reunion show as all phony HWs boyfriends are… for much longer:
Carole… who definitely had some dental work done… tells her side of the lame LuAnnie’s niece breakup story. Carole says that LuAnnie is not particular about her dating requirements…
For some needed comic relief waaay far away from the HWs bellicose behavior… LuAnnie on a camel:
Ramoaner keeps going back and forth as to her marital status. Kinda like ChinaTown… “she’s my sister; she’s my daughter; she’s my sister; she’s my daughter”! Make up your mind… are you OFFICIALLY divorced or not???
Ramoaner’s sister on WWHL…
Kim requests that HFKyle try to resolve their issues privately… apparently, HFKyle is against Kim’s ‘no camera’ request:
How could DrunkO escape the environs of MissAndy’s clubhouse without talking about people that she knows well… TreeJoodice or BFrankel?? DrunkO really feels for Tree and helps the RHONY PR machine by chatting about BFrankel. Frankel is giving her “best friend” Tallmark a hard time. What a crock! DrunkO being “best friends” with Tallmark is equivalent to DrunkO being “best friends” with Cedric!
We all know that the “slap” was as real as PumpMyStomach’s faint on DWTS…
Another glimpse into the RHOBH reunion show… no info, just a glimpse.
Camille, Adrienne and Shana playing MissAndy’s ridiculous game. Only mentioned here for Shana’s answer… she would LOVE to get another Bravo contract and, of course, would never want to offend any BH Housewives that could possibly assist her! Shana chooses the Housewife most like herself…
What the hell happened to BigDummyCynthia Bailey’s face??
Who are BigDummyC and Missy most jealous of? Why, the RHOBH, of course… but, just for the weather!! Missy wouldn’t mind trading in JoeyOrgan for MO-ritz-eo and BigDummyC chooses KingD. Missy goes for CountlessLuAnnie as the Housewife with the HIGHEST IQ!
In a planned call to WWHL last night, HagfaceKyle explained why she ran after the phony restaurant drama! Of course, Kyle’s reasons are very obtuse and she doesn’t explain a damn thing! Kyle also does a bit of PR for the RHOBH reunion show when MissAndy asks about the mystery surrounding HarryHamlin. HagfaceKyle says that the mystery will be discussed during the reunion… as if MissAndy didn’t know that already! At this point, who really cares!?!?
NOTE: LippyLisa is married to Harry Hamlin. HARRY HAMLIN!!
NOTE: Poor sick Loada… is never sick when she’s filming! On the next episodes of the RHOBH, Loada gets a free trip to Holland!
We give PMS, DrunkOtis and the ever-ailing Loada 99376635354 Kens!
We give LuAnnie’s stab at ginning up some interest in her crappy Housewives RHONY franchise and in BFrankel’s return 88936465355354 Kens…
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On the WWHL AfterShow, MissAndy “reveals” … we’ve known this info for years… that he gets calls from Housewives about items written about them. DumbVicki really thought that MissAndy could get the items pulled. Interesting that if Vicki were so upset … Continue reading
Am SHOCKED that people actually believed that the DrunkOtis wine toss on WWHL was real. Watch as MissAndy clearly anticipates DrunkO’s assault on the gayest man on television, Jeff Lewis. Watch as DrunkO throws less than an ounce of water on Jeff. Watch as DrunkO begins to “cry”. Watch as DrunkO turns her back and does some shoulder shrugging to exaggerate her fake sobbing. Watch as DrunkO suspends her phony crying to interrupt Jeff while he’s talking. Watch as DrunkO turns around… and not one tear is detectable and no makeup ruined! MissAndy choreographed this continuation of DrunkO’s RHOBH lame wine toss…and he’s reveling in the thought that viewers actually think it’s real:
There were apologies on the WWHL AfterShow where at one point, JeffLewis offered DrunkO a kleenex to daub her tears… DrunkO declined the offer. Why? THERE WERE NO TEARS!
DrunkO says it was her and JeffLewis’ prank on MissAndy. TOTAL BULLSH*T! They were ALL in on it. MissAndy knows that SHOCK value brings ratings. All the Bravo shows are tanking.
Yoda on WWHL, while still affected with her “silent killer” disease, equates DrunkOtis either with a dog or with her non-model daughter, Jello. Yoda just keeps “loving” them and leading them on the “right” path until they comply with her! Poor Jello.
On last night’s WWHL, Vicki escaped the deep questions re her roommate, Crooks, but did explain her boob photo taken as a “thank you” for the really cheap Christmas present from MissAndy/Bravo:
NOTE: It was obvious that Vicki did some quick negotiating with MissAndy before she agreed to take the place of KimRichards, who was scheduled to appear on last night’s WWHL… those negotiations included no probing questions about Crooks!
From November 2012: HagfaceKyle is caught whispering to MissAndy “Don’t say that” at the :22 mark when he says that FrontPorcha might be the “Milania of Beverly Hills”! Ironic that FrontPorcha is taking over Milania’s “character” as the BrattyBravo kid…
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Melissa Gorga wishes everyone a Happy Thanksgiving… a day LATE! Too much taste-tasting? We heard that Melissa and JoeyOrgan got a deal on that shipping container of Fabellini and are rumored to be rebranding the entire container! Calling it “GorgaQuickGulps” in … Continue reading