SH EXCLUSIVE! GiaJoodice GirlGroup’s Christmas Song!!

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The brilliant genius “STAN” has provided the lyrics to lil GiaJoodice’s girl group’s new Christmas song!  

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Sung to “JingleBells”…

Dashing through the snow
with the creditors in chase
“Tre” spends all the cash
at an alarming pace…

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Judge is feeling duped
all her words ignored
juicy Joe was guzzling wine
and passed out on the floor…OHHHHHH

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Prison cells, prison cells, locked up all the way -
Tre and Joe away you go ’cause now it’s time to pay – HEY -

CASH ONLY… FOR MY COMMISSARY ACCOUNT!!

Prison cells, prison cells, locked up all the way -
Tre and Joe away you go ’cause now it’s time to payyyyy….

rhonj giudice christmas

(Thanks “STAN”!!!!)

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BOBBY’S TRUTH!! Bobby Sets The Record Straight…

Bobby Ciasulli’s exclusive interview regarding the story behind the story of his relationship with Jim & Amber Marchese and the betrayal brought upon him. The record is set straight regarding false accusations regarding Bobby and the filming of the show. NOTE: Ya mean that Camber didn’t get a call from Bravo because she was a friend of Melissa???

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YOUR OPINIONS NEEDED! Masters Thesis On Housewives…

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SH has been asked to assist one of our international readers in their Housewives research!  His questions would be better answered by as many SH readers/viewers of the Housewives franchises as possible and not strictly the viewpoint of SH.

Therefore, kindly respond in comments to assist…

BACKGROUND…

“Hello. I’m coming to you today because I’m doing a thesis on the Housewives franchise. I’m a French student at Sorbonne in Paris, France. I’m currently doing a master in translation studies in english. Indeed, I would like to be an english translator. I have this class which is about the media in the US and we have to focus on a show (whether it’s an actual show or a reality tv show). So obviously, I chose the Real Housewives. Being a big fan of the franchise, I couldn’t miss this opportunity.

But the problem is I’m not American. And I would need your help, and the help of the SH readers to help me for this thesis. I have several questions I would like you to ask the readers so that I can put the general feeling of the answers (and even some answers that I would like to quote) in the work.”  Signed “M.E.”

IN GENERAL…  he is researching

“the perception of these shows, the core values etc”  

And would like his paper to focus on

“how Bravo manipulates the viewers” 

SPECIFICALLY… your answers to these questions:

  1. WHEN WAS THE MOMENT YOU REALIZED THAT THE SHOWS LOST THEIR “SPARK”?  

  2. WHEN DID YOU DECIDE THAT THE SHOWS WERE NO LONGER WORTH VIEWING?  

  3. IS THERE ANY ENTERTAINMENT VALUE LEFT IN ANY OF THE HOUSEWIVES SHOWS?   PLEASE EXPLAIN.

NOTE:  As these are broad topics and some words have have been lost in translation, kindly do your best to answer!  Your opinions are appreciated!  

AND…If you have a twitter account, please tweet!!

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MissAndy’s New Book Gets Excoriating Reviews: “A Depressed Teenage Girl’s Diary”

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NOTE:  Cannot understand why anyone would expect anything more from a book by MissAndy??!!  Based on the reviews, his book is nothing more than one of his WWHL shows in written form… all fluff, no substance.  MissAndy is about as … Continue reading

PumpMyStomach On WWHL: MissAndy Begged PMS To Return… PMS Is Done With DrunkOtis

MissAndy begged PumpMyStomach to return to the RHOBH… that’s the story and they’re both sticking to it!

And BLEEECH! PumpMyStomach is done with DrunkOtis…at least for this season.

NOTE:  Maybe the Housewives shows wouldn’t be so terrible if they were labeled truthfully… as night time soap operas.  The phony friendships, hard-to-believe connections and scripted lines are tiresome to watch and are turning people off.

LisaRinna on WWHL…

In this chat with LisaRinna last year, it was clear that she was either in talks with MissAndy to be a BH Housewife or had already signed the contract… as she coyly tries to wriggle out of answering.  But, she says that she would fit right in, as she knows them already:

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HOUSEWIVES’ ROTTEN USE OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE… The Mangled Mutilation And Sophomoric Slaughter Starts At The Top!! AND… When Is That Wedding???

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THE HOUSEWIVES’ SLAUGHTER OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE STARTS AT THE TOP…With The Lord of the Housewives Himself! Also at the AndyCohenDiaries.com is this quote from Andy’s much-closer-than-a-BFF, HockeySean: MissAndy refused to answer a direct question about his “engagement” to HockeySean!! … Continue reading

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The Definitive Answer: MissAndy’s Role With The Housewives

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MissAndy’s answer to Question #1 should settle the many who have questioned his role in the Housewives shows: 1) What exactly is your role at Bravo at this point next to hosting WWHL and the reunions? Are you actively involved … Continue reading

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MissAndy Writes Of His Displeasure With The Long Island Medium… But Praises Her On WWHL!

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The “Long Island Medium” Theresa Caputo is being accused of giving a fake reading to MissAndy when she was on WWHL  back in March. Andy says in his new book that Caputo did “a lot of fishing” when he was hoping … Continue reading

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FELONFeldman Shot Down By MissAndy … Was TeresaGiudice Wearing An Earpiece?

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FELONFeldman alludes that TeresaJoodice was being fed lines to say during the NJ reunion show: …and you never know who is talking in your ear. I mean ear piece.! Thats some tea and enjoy the last reunion of this type… … Continue reading

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MissAndy Not Responsible For Housewives Drama… That’s Life!!

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  When asked whether he feels partly responsible for the drama, including Teresa Giudice’s recent sentence to 15-months in jail for fraud charges, Andy told ET:   “I don’t.” “I think what we’re seeing is a reflection of life.  The Housewives … Continue reading

TERESA’S TEARFUL TOODLE-OO

The hand holding at the end is a nice touch…

Tweeting LawsuitJim…

LawsuitJim talks about his twitter experiences… and then asks if he’ll get paid to stop tweeting.  PUH-LEEEZE!  We all know that these “reality” people are on FB and twitter to get followers to get paid to tweet about the products they’re pushing!  They’ll never stop tweeting!

A Brief Audio Sample Of MissAndy’s Book… Please Pay A VoiceOver Professional!

MissAndy has a voice that encourages READING a book.  MissAndy isn’t real big on correct language or grammar, as we all know from reading the wrecked BravoBlogs of the Housewives:

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Which Actress Friend Of MissAndy Hates The Housewives Shows?

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This item is a bit shocking, as Kristen Johnston is/was(?) MissAndy’s friend…whatever their “friend” status is, we applaud Kristen!!!   The Housewives shows have sunk to new levels and are nothing but rotting garbage… no matter in which zip code … Continue reading

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WHY The Meltdown, Sean Avery??

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We’ve been waiting and waiting and waiting and WAITING for more news of Sean Avery’s big wedding to his beard fiancee, Hilary Rhoda.  Immediately after it was revealed last year that Sean Avery was engaged to MissAndy, Sean suddenly got … Continue reading

SaintZina Ain’t Telling The WHOLE Story… Hasn’t Been At Family Function For Five Years!

FEBUS gives her side of the never-ending family discord amongst those lovely Lauritas and says that SaintZina has not been to ANY fambly functions for the last five years…

FEBUS Explains Her Grown Adult “Children”… SaintZina Tweets In

There are SO many things wrong about this: FEBUS sheds light on her grown ADULT “children” by saying that they are grounded people… and if they weren’t, she would slap them upside the head.   SaintZina sends a tweet to explain her no-shows at those lovely Laurita gatherings… she’s just not “in” with that group: