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HOUSEWIVES NEWS TreeJoodice DrunkOtis FrontPorsha REALLY???

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      WE’RE GIVIN’ THESE HOUSEWIVES ITEMS 3837643,938473634,9997346 REALLY’S?????? WHY???  Because we REALLY cannot believe that others are just now opening their eyes to what SH readers have known for years!!   GASP!!!  Tree Joodice is demanding CASH ONLY … Continue reading

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SH **EXCLUSIVE** It’s DrunkOtis, DirtyHarry And MissAndy!!

DrunkOtis, DirtyHarry and MissAndy TOGETHER… for ANOTHER “cause”!!  THEIR OWN!

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THE GAY AGENDA CONTINUES…

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Could someone please explain how this… a tweet by a 20-something living in his parents home… promotes any intelligent debate, solves any problems or makes one want to align themselves with this person’s political views?   Your thoughts come first… … Continue reading

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MORE HOUSEWIVES NEWS DrunkOtis’ Kid “Allergic” NayNay DWTS Feud LisaV Tweet AND MORE!

  A source tells E! News: “Brandi’s son did have a bad ALLERGIC reaction to something, obviously bad enough to put him in the hospital, but all is well now.”  NOTE:  “Put him in the hospital”????  An hour in the ER … Continue reading

RHOBH In Gaga Video…

The RHOBH appear around the 3:00 mark.  MissAndy’s head is shown in the clouds… dumb, just dumb.  Expected much more from all the PR surrounding this mess!   The credits take up half of the video time:

 

Yoda is credited as “Hadid”… is this another sign of troubles with Yoda and KingDavid?

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TERESA GIUDICE What Will Happen PRE And POST Sentencing! MissAndy Don’t Know Nuthin’

The Giudices’ fraudulent legal problems “will very much be a part of the show next season,”  MissAndy recently said, though Bravo won’t reveal how much da Joodices will appear next season, which is currently filming. MissAndy has been skirting direct questions re … Continue reading

CAROLE RADZIWILL ON WWHL ‘Splains Ghostwriter… How WWHL Has Morphed Into SesameStreet

Carole Radziwill was on WWHL last night and ‘splained the “ghostwriter” story line in further detail.  Hopefully, this will be the end of this very badly thought out story arc…

NOTE:  WWHL has morphed into SesameStreet.  

Initially, WWHL was only on one day a week; and then three days.  WWHL was a “must-watch” when the Bravo Clubhouse was a two-seater and MissAndy’s only guest was a Housewife.   MissAndy chatted with his guest and some interesting items re the Housewife were revealed.  After several episodes of WWHL aired, MissAndy began to throw in a few games and an occasional poll question.  WWHL was watchable then because of the guest and the discussion about that Housewife’s just-aired Housewives’ episode.  WWHL was a FUN show to watch!    After watching last night’s WWHL, the discussion with guests have been curtailed to 20-second sound bites and the idiotic games created by MissAndy’s interns have taken over the bulk of the 22-minute show.  WWHL being fun and “must-see TV” is long gone and after watching last night’s episode, WWHL now fits into the category of “must-NOT-see TV”… unless, of course, you’re still someone who cannot comprehend any more than SesameStreet-length sound bites.  

Also, while watching the last WWHL … could not believe that MissAndy is 45 years old.   How does a 45-year-old man still get the giggles when asking Carole Radziwill or Kristen Cavalierri about penises?  No surprise that neither guest was taken aback nor offended at the questions asked of them… the guests just giggled, too, right along with the 45-year-old MissAndy.  MissAndy has made his talk show into his private SesameStreet where a 45-year-old man whose intellectual growth has stunted at the age of 15 can fit in very comfortably.  

MISS ANDY ANSWERS! He Don’t Know Nuthin’ About Joodice Case… Does NayNay Impression

Diedre, the Nazi Clubhouse phone lady, musta gone on the Austin trip with MissAndy as the audience at SXSW was vetted and questions were efficiently asked and answered.

MissAndy paused when asked the first question:  “Which Housewife is the FAKEST?”  After stumbling for a few seconds… it hit MissAndy that there are NO fake Housewives!  After all, the Housewives franchises are NOT scripted night-time soap operas!!  So, there could be NO fakery!!

MissAndy flew through the rest of the questions, which included his favorite HouseHusband… Apollo (as always!); MissAndy would trade lives with PumpMyStomach because of her closet (riiiiiiiiight!); and MissAndy did a NayNay impression.

BUT, before all that, MissAndy was asked about the TreeJoodice bankruptcy case.  In one of the biggest ever lying-right-through-his-teeth-moments in the history of cable television… MissAndy says that he DOESN’T KNOW SPECIFICS ABOUT THE CASE!  And then, MissAndy throws in the “I’m tryin’ to be very sincere here” lines about how he feels about Tree’s kids and her family!

 

NOTE to MissAndy… “LIES” by Jonathan Butler:

 

 

KIM ZOLCIAK, SHEREE WHITFIELD: On WWHL After Show…

Kim Zolciak and Sheree Whitfield were guests in MissAndy’s Clubhouse last night.  Kim and Sheree are very familiar with MissAndy’s tactics and weren’t fazed by them one bit.  Kim was pleasant as was Sheree; they responded to MissAndy’s questions and games in a flat affect.  Good for them!  MissAndy was expecting much more…

Kim and Sheree on the WWHL AfterShow… Kim and Sheree are asked about this season’s cast of the RHOA.  Would LOVE to see Sheree back, as Sheree was the ONLY Atlanta Housewife who could chop NayNay down to her true ghetto roots in seconds.

NOTE:  Kim did reveal that she is still not on speaking terms with either her mother or father.

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS KKKelly BF… Miami Season Four… HagfaceKyle HairyLegs…GorgaBikini Shots… Ramoaner WITH Mario…

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Did ANYONE believe that total bullsh*t story about Ramoaner divorcing Mario????  Don’t wanna say “TOLDJA SO”… BUT… Ramoaner tweeted this cozy photo… Next announcement will be Ramoaner on a talk show explaining how much she LOVES Mario and they just … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE DrunkOtis “Needs To Be Booted” From Bravo Petition…

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There is a petition being signed by viewers of Bravo’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills… to get DrunkOtis da Bravo boot! Click here to read the “RemoveBrandiFromBravo” petition at Change.Org… Among the many comments as to WHY DrunkOtis should be … Continue reading

MISS ANDY ASKS SHAQ…

Make your own opinions re this exchange on WWHL…

 

MissAndy is the WORST!!!

 

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NAME THAT NEW APOLLO/JUICY BRAVO SHOW!! Show Titles Have Been Selected!!

SH readers are THE best at coming up with witty and fitting titles for potential Bravo shows!  

The following are some of the BEST titles given to the new Bravo show featuring jailbirds Apollo and Juicy!!  

A big THANK YOU to all who participated!!

 

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NOTE:  Please know that your input to additional “caption this” items have not been forgotten!  More will be coming!!! Thank you all for your patience!

RHOBH Reunion Show Preview: MissAndy Wants Some LipLocking! Yolanda Foster Complies… DrunkOtis Says She And RHONY’s Tallmark Kissed A Lot!

There could not be a Housewives reunion show without MissAndy prodding the Housewives to do some ridiculousness.  This time MissAndy wants to see some lip-lizard-lip-locking; however, his request is pooh-poohed by all except for Yoda.   DrunkOtis says that she and RHONY Housewife, Tallmark, have kissed lots of times…

Note to Tallmark:  Do you know where DrunkOtis’ lips have been???

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RHOBH Reunion: Mean Tweets!!

To get the Housewives “loosened” up before the REAL questions begin… MissAndy asks them about the mean tweets they get!  How interesting that not one of these Housewives talk about the mean tweets they issue!

WHAT!?!?  MissAndy didn’t ask them how big their boobs are… as he did the OC Housewives???   NOTE:  If you missed MissAndy’s questioning of the RHOC’s boobs… see SH June 27, 2012.

NOTE:  The worst we ever called HagfaceKyle, besides “lizard-lip-lickin’ HagfaceKyle,” was “Manhands”… but, never tweeted that to her!  HagfaceKyle got the “Manhands” tweet from someone who obviously read “Kyle Gotz Da Manhands” a 2011 SH item and sent it on to her!    

AND… MissAndy does not like it when you ask him a question!  When MissAndy does not like the question, MissAndy blocks immediately!  After SH asked MissAndy about what was wrong with a DailyNews item, he never answered and blocked SH back in 2012… too close for comfort apparently!!

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WHAT THE HELL IS BRAVO DOING?

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We need a breather.   Bravo has done it again… and they did it to the Real Housewives of New York.  Again! How does Bravo expect viewers to be interested at all in the New York franchise when viewers are … Continue reading

SONJA MORGAN On WWHL: Asked About Ramona’s Divorce…

Sonja Morgan was on WWHL last night doing her burlesque number and taking questions from the WWHL audience.  An audience member asked Sonja about her favorite Ramoaner moments… which was a total set up for MissAndy to ask Sonja about Ramoaner’s divorce.  Sonja’s diversional non-answer to the question is simply more proof that Ramoaner ain’t never gonna be gettin’ a big “D”!

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REVEAL THEIR “GUILTY PLEASURES”…

The following is a rated-”Ken” video of the BH Housewives shot in MissAndy’s office while each were guests on WWHL.   The only reason for it getting any atten-shun is Yoda’s response at the almost very end!  How long is Yoda going to keep up her ridiculousness???  Makes one wonder what KingDavid’s response would be to the same question!!

BRANDI GLANVILLE On WWHL: Why DrunkOtis Turned On LisaVanderpump… Why All The HWs Turned On PumpMyStomach

DrunkOtis says she was sick of doin’ everything LisaPumpMyStomach told her to do…

Why did all the HWs turn on LisaPump?  Well, that question really wasn’t answered… they’re savin’ that for the reunion.

NOTE:  If you watched last night’s WWHL… how many times did DrunkOtis put her paws all over Jason Ritter???  We stopped counting after 2,998…