MessyG “Starring” At “LasVegas-Style” Club… In Connecticut!

MessyG got herself a brand new bag gig and she’s putting out the word a month in advance!!  In addition to selling her junky jewelry on HSN, Messy will appear at a LasVegas-style nightclub in Connecticut!!

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NOTE:  If MessyG had 1/1000000 of the talent found under JamesBrown’s fingernails, she actually could play… COWBELL!

(Thanks “anon”!!!)

Tamballs’ RHOC Story Line…

Ryan’s spinoff Tamballs’ story line for the RHOC’s new season… which premieres June 11:

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 We give Tamballs, her kids and her weak story line 9983636453939937436 Kens!

HouseHusband Says You Can Avoid Surgery If You BUY MY STUFF!

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Quagmire says you can avoid surgery if you use his products.  DrQ gives no factual scientific basis for his claim.   Just BUY MY STUFF!!


(Thanks “Jozy”!!)

RHOBH RHONY Ratings Continue To Drop

NOTE:  Even with the RHOBH being their lead-in, viewers are changing the channel when the RHONY comes on their screen.  It’s no surprise that the RHOBH ratings are down … and no surprise that the RHONY ratings continue to drop.  No one wants to see or hear MissAndy’s savior for the season Crankles!  

From TVByTheNumbers:  The season 11 premiere of Deadliest Catch was Tuesday’s top cable program with a 1.2 adults 18-49 rating.  Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills was second with a 0.8, down from last week’s 0.9 adults 18-49 rating.

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From April 2012:  Sheree was the ONLY Atlanta Housewife who could stand toe-to-toe with NayNay and push NayNay back to her ghetto roots…


HFKyle Says NOTHING Was Resolved At RHOBH Reunion

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The RHOBH is over, but HFKyle is still milking it!   Kyle Richards tells Us Weekly exclusively that unfortunately, her relationship with her sister Kim Richards is still strained. “Unfortunately nothing was resolved at the reunion,” Richards said while catching … Continue reading



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JuicyJoe and Tree Giudice have re-listed their $2.99 million, 10,000-square-foot mini-mansion located in Montville NJ.  The Joodice’s are desperate to downsize their family’s lavish lifestyle since they still owe $214,588 of court ordered restitution and are keeping the asking price to … Continue reading


DrunkOtis Says She’s Had Cosmetic Procedure Mistakes… NO KIDDING!!

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DrunkOtis on “GoodWork”… says that she has undergone a boob job, Botox, vaginal rejuvenation and more, and confessed to experiencing pain and some mistakes. “Oh yeah, tons,” she responded when asked if she has had work on her face. “Fillers and … Continue reading


PumpMyStomach’s SmokeAndMirrors RomanceNovel BravoBlog

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  Whilst awaiting Kimmer and HFKyle’s BravoBlogs, PumpMyStomach has submitted an entry… which may be one of eloquence, yet says nothing.  More smoke and mirrors from a Housewife!! And here we have it…the final episode as the curtain drops on … Continue reading


RHOBH Reunion: Let The “KimBashingFestival” Begin!!

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This is NOT a recap. NOTE:  Whether KimRichards is sober is beside the point.  The point here is this:  One person was unfairly and brutally bashed on the RHOBH reunion.  That person was KimRichards.  While Loada can simply walk away … Continue reading

RHONY Preview: BigFeetBensimon Returns…

RHONY Preview: Bashing Sonja!

On the next RHONY, it’s time for some Sonja bashing!  Warning:  After effects of listening to Cranckles’ squeaky squealing voice include, but not limited to, broken bloody ear drums.

RHOBH Preview: LugNutLips Boasts About Doing Playboy Seven Months Pregnant


The RHOBH reunion show was another 42 minutes of sheer vomit inducing dreck.   The reunion wasn’t enough… there’s at least one more show!  LugNutLips Rinna (is she really a man??) boasts about her Playboy spread.  What a pig.  Wasn’t the Playboy magazine scene already done with Camille and FayeRancid?


The MessyG/ChineseBubbaJax “Mystery Source” Weak Link

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These chicks will do ANYTHING to stay relevant in the hopes of keeping their jobs.  According to ANOTHER “insider” mystery source item, MessyG is forging a friendship with ChineseBubbaJax.  Depending on which way the casting for the RHONJ goes, MessyG has … Continue reading



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Moe Szyslak Paul Nassif has created a new “schizophrenic” skincare line called NASSIF MD Bio-Rhythmic Skincare. “This skincare line addresses the Bio-Rhythmic changes that our skin experiences during the day versus the night, while also rapidly counteracting the negative effects that … Continue reading


PHONY FEUD STARTED BY MISS ANDY … Starring Frankles And The Quagmires!

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  MissAndy starts a “feud” between Frankles and Quagmire and Quagmire’s wife when Quagmire answers a WWHL question saying that Frankles is too skinny. MissAndy is so quick witted that he pulls Quagmire’s wife into the mix immediately by saying … Continue reading


A look at Tree’s four beautiful doorters from 2012!!  “My four beautiful doorters are business women…they play with real money, not Monopoly money!”

In 2011, Juicy says Tree needs to focus on her four beautiful doorters and him…after Tree says that she knows how BradPitt and AngelinaJolie feel!

Which DrunkOtis Wine Would Fly Off The Shelves? LIQUID SKANK By A Landslide!!!

Which DrunkOtis wine would fly off the shelves??

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Moe And Quagmire On WWHL…

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Moe Szyslak and Quagmire were guests on MissAndy’s WWHL.  MissAndy asks Moe a few questions:

MissAndy Talks RHOA Reunion…

Nothing here… move along!


SH “HIT AND RUN”… All The Items We Don’t Care About!!

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The items we just don’t care enough about to give them full atten-shun!! Dorinda Medley’s boyfriend says free dry cleaning for all!!   LuAnnie tells E!Online:  “We have an epic season coming up, it really is one of our best seasons … Continue reading


RHONY Ratings… Season Premiere LOWER Than Lead-In RHOBH

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THIS IS NOT A GOOD SIGN FOR THE RHONY…just proving that no one cares about Frankle’s return. “The Real Housewives of New York City,” Bravo Media earned its best Tuesday night of the year to-date among all key demos, according … Continue reading