How dare FrontPorsha dent a perfectly good pageant sceptre!?!?! Oh yeah… everyone believes Kenyan has an African oil tycoon boyfriend. Now that Kenyan is front and center on a “reality” show, Kenyan had better start producing somma her REAL boyfriends!! No Walters, puh-leeze!
There’s some discussion as to whether Tamballs will get an invite to the WretchedRossi/Slimey nuptials. WHY this is even discussed at this point is moot. And, really, we’re givin’ this whole WretchedGetsMarried 383746363,998374 Kens, ’cause this is a “see it … Continue reading
Listen VERY carefully to Phaedra Parks’ words… VERY carefully! On last night’s WWHL, Phaedra pledges her love to her felon hubbend, Apollo. After all, they ARE a fambly, are married and Apollo IS the father to their two lovely children. At the very end of this clip comes the truth from Phaedra! Phaedra plans on supporting her felon hubbend until his case is resolved. MissAndy failed to continue with the next question which should have been: “What will you do once Apollo’s case is resolved?” We’re smellin’ a big old DIVORCE!!
On the next RHOA reunion show…
eye roll drum roll, please:
NOTE: So what if MamaJoyce had Kandi’s credit card?? Mama obviously doesn’t STILL have them! Oh, the manufactured drama…so BOOOORING.
What would a Tree Joodice item be if Tree wasn’t posin’ with her four daughters? Tree HAS to keep that “motherly” image ingrained in everyone’s brain… otherwise, Tree would just be a scammin’ wife who was supporting her husband in his scammin’ ways! The whole Joodice fambly (‘cept for Juicy, of course!) was posin’ in front of their marble mausoleum on Easter Sunday…
NOTE: In another item re Tree Joodice, it was mentioned that da Joodices would have to sell their house because of their bankruptcy. Bankruptcy laws PROTECT the family home. Da Joodice’s ONLY reason for selling their house would be to pay for their astronomical legal fees…and, of course, to pay back the $11 million owed in restitution. It will be interesting to see if Tree can part with her re-done house… Tree would have to live in a skeevy used house!! YIKES!!! But, hey… perhaps that’s the big prison lesson for Tree! Imagine how many past occupants there have been in that prison cell!!
Would Tree have lived in any of her once-owned properties???
Now THIS is hysterical!!! “BRAV-O” to FrontPorsha for the attack on Kenyan… just too bad FrontPorsha didn’t pull off Kenyan’s wig down to the nylon cap! How dramatic for FrontPorsha to be carried off after she “embarrassed” herself. REALLY??? REALLY?? FrontPorsha had no clue that just participating in this producer-induced drivel is embarrassing enough??? FrontPorsha now gets an award as an honorary Stoopidest Housewife! AND… is nominated for “WorstActress On A Housewives Reunion Show”!
What a total crock of crap! MissAndy telling FrontPorsha that “getting physical is not the way”… and then sends FrontPorsha home!?!?!? Has MissAndy actually watched any of his executively-produced “reality” shows???
THIS is what MissAndy said about the incident:
“There was an altercation that took place between Kenya and Porsha … I was trying to prevent it … I think it’s gross. And I think it’s just totally inappropriate. It’s wrong. It’s not entertaining. It’s just bad.”
NOTE: Raise your hand if you saw
MissManners MissAndy “preventing” the altercation…what a joke. A little too late, MissAndy… everyone knows that you thrive on this stuff!
Amy Phillips is keeping herself real busy!! Amy’s been filming “Disrespecting Miss Wednesday”…
“Nick, a New York City Party monster and former “teenage douchebag”, has been kicked out of his Ivy League school, forcing him to return to his dysfunctional family in Orange County, California. From his jumpsuit wearing plastic-surgerized mother Ursula, starring on the hit reality show EX Trophy Wives of Orange County, to his medicinal marijuana trimming younger sister, and her teen dad confederate flag sporting boyfriend Karl; Nick isn’t quite ready to head back to Orange County. A place he spent his entire adolescence trying to escape. In this comedic short, Disrespecting Miss Wednesday explores the relationship between a dysfunctional family and son, while managing to still find humor in all the wrong places.” MORE at DisrespectingMissWednesday’s FacebookPage and Twitter!
Yoda talks about her LemonLove… What will Yoda do after her LemonHouse is sold?? Will Yoda STILL love lemons or will her lemon devotion fizzle out and find its way to over to Yoda adoring her avocados or marveling at her mangoes???
NOTE: Countdown to Yoda’s announcement of her divorce from KingDavid… as soon as that lemon house finds a
sucker buyer, we’ll be hearing of Yoda’s very painful decision for the Foster’s split!!
If you haven’t seen Yoda’s lemon house that Yoda DOESN’T want you to see, click… HERE!
NOTE: This is very old news to SH readers, but it does bear repeating after the big blowout wedding this weekend of Shana and Ferris. This guy Bueller is a total opportunist… hitching on to Shana for that easy … Continue reading
On tonight’s RHONY: It’s the required Mermaid Parade… and Sonja broke another tooth. Time for Sonja to get that PR with her dentist lined up for some free dental work!!
Kim and Shana are shopping for new lips… why, why was this cut out??? It’s not booooring at all… yawn.