SH WITTY WEEKEND!! Caption This…

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Best caption will receive one pair of used ear plugs worn by one of da Gorga’s twelve-year-old fans.  Disclaimer:  Winner will be required to personally secure said ear plugs from twelve-year-old super fan… he’s still wearing them!

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Vicki’s Life Of Hell…

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From ROL… VapidVicki’s “business associate” tapes a phone call in which Vicki states that her life with Crooks is a living Hell and potential endorsement deals have dried up because of her involvement with Crooks. “This life that I’m leading … Continue reading

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CROOKS AND BIGGAYROSIE GET A SPINOFF!! MissAndy Needs A Name!

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“Luigi” receives one affirmation note from Crooks!!  Disclaimer:  Accepting any “romantic” advances made by Crooks along with the affirmation note will be at the winner’s discretion…

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DEEP THOUGHTS… With DullDina

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“DiscoStain” receives infinity zen blessings from SaintDina.  Disclaimer:  Zen blessings are bestowed upon the unwashed after SaintDina has publicly done all of her saintly PR duties… and after composing her famously exquisite leaves, sticks and cat hair tablescapes.  Anyone seeking zen blessings are required to bring at least a month’s worth of meals and wear a catheter, as anyone stepping out of the long line to receive SaintDina’s zen blessings will lose their place in line!

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Joodices Fire Realtor… Juicy Cryin’ Over House Sale

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“Joe and Teresa were stunned when media reports revealed the house was going to be put up for sale, even before it the market,” a source close to the couple revealed. “They immediately fired their realtor because they suspected that … Continue reading

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RONNIE’S “BIG BROTHER In Two Minutes” Video Recap! Watch It… It’s Funny!

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This week on Big Brother in 2 Minutes… A timer goes off, a witch gets slammed by a janitor, and Frankie opens his mouth a lot.     You can catch more of Ronnie at TrashTalkTV where you can also … Continue reading

RHONJ Preview: Heathen Tree Grilled By AshWednesdayAmber

 

SO many things wrong with this RHONJ preview…

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Vicki Defends Crooks… Says He Can “Date” Anyone He Likes

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Real Housewives of Orange County star Vicki Gunvalson laughed off recent stories revealing that her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Brooks Ayers, admitted to cheating on her – on an alleged video. “I was surprised to learn that a video of Brooks’s … Continue reading

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Another Look At Vicki’s Vodka Lawsuit …

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Originally posted September 2013: Vicki’s Vodka is quickly evaporating… Robert Williamson III says that he originally agreed to make a $300,000 investment and later bought out another stakeholder for $50,000.  Instead of ending up with 66.7 percent of the company … Continue reading

Sonja’s Slobbering Drunken Fun…

 

“Who hires anyone without talent?”   SonjaTMorgan actually asks that question…knowing full well that the answer to her inquiry is the Housewives franchises!

Sonja’s slobbering all over her gay friend is competition with DrunkOtis licking anything in her path for the most BLEEECH-worthy Housewife!  What has happened to the Sonja we loved??

 

(Thanks “gurlfriend” and “cybraxis”!!)

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KimRichards And DrunkOtis: The Latest YawnWorthy Housewives Fight

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The Housewives are just so predictable.  There’s always a claim of unrest between at least two of the Wives while they’re filming.  The latest to have gotten into an alleged brawl is DrunkOtis and KimRichards… according to that mysterious “inside … Continue reading

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Tamballs’ Custody Case… Housewives Style

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Tamballs reportedly got into a screaming match with her ex-husband Simon Barney’s new girlfriend Catushia Ienni at a hearing in their child neglect/custody case. Tamballs and Ellie were in court against Simon Barney and his latest love interest. The drama escalated to … Continue reading

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Crooks Says He Hurt Vicki… Vicki Says “Lose My Number”

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From ROL… “I didn’t mean to cross the line. I didn’t know. I thought it was appropriate.” “I’m on and off with Vicki.  I’m not living with her. I am not engaged to her. She’s still legally married. … Bottom … Continue reading

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Apollo’s Cryptic Twitter Message… UPDATE: Apollo’s Instagram Message

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Apollo proves with his tweet and his Instagram message that HouseHusbands have the same intellectual capacity as the Housewives. Q:  Under what circumstances in his everyday real life would Apollo ever use the word “asunder”???  A:  Apollo would use the … Continue reading

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Luannie Can’t Show Her Messy Hamptons House! UPDATE: LuAnnie’s Messy House SOLD! Yoda’s LemonHouse Still Available…

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Another Housewife with renter problems!! From PageSix… Countess LuAnn de Lesseps is having trouble with the tenants in her six-bedroom house in Bridgehampton, which is on the market for $8.9 million. “The place is a mess, and the brokers can’t … Continue reading

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Crooks Checked Into Sex Rehab In 2006… Vicki Asked Vodka Partner To “Help” Crooks… UPDATE: Crooks Says It’s Pure Publicity

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What is it with Vicki Gunvalson’s choice of men?   Just like her ex-HouseHusband, Donn Gunvalson, Crooks can also be classified as a sex addict. If you recall, Donn is a member of the sex club, FreedomAcres… see SH February … Continue reading

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APOLLO NO SHOW! Bravo Cameras Rolling… UPDATE: Phaedra Makes Statement

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According to TMZ, Apollo Nida did NOT rendezvous with the Bureau of Prisons, as instructed by Federal authorities, to begin serving his eight-year sentence and the Feds will soon be issuing an arrest warrant. Apparently he got cold feet … because we’re … Continue reading