Phaedra Evades Question About Takin’ Kids To See Apollo In Prison!

Phaedra evades the question as to whether she’s takin’ her kids to the big house to see Apollo… but, she did send him a Christmas card!!    NOTE:  Phaedra’s moose-hunting garb was styled by Cabela’s…

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY! Paul And Adrienne Dancing Fools At Pandorka’s Wedding

Who could ever forget how Adrienne and Paul tore it up on the dance floor???

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JoeyOrgan Agreed To Buy Stock AND Produce Documentary For House Squatter!

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The Gorga’s house squatter says that JoeyOrgan was going to help produce a documentary… after he buys up stock in the squatter’s company!!

“For the record, Mr. Gorga wanted stock in my company because he agreed to assist in the production of documentary related to child support in American, and he represented he has a family member who is owed child support.”

NOTE:  There are so many holes in this one sentence that a toothless beaver could glide right through it!    

MelissaGorga Too Cheap For New Dress… New Year’s Eve Venue Half-Assed!

Melissa’s wearing the same dress, same hair for her NewYear’s Eve promo as her photos for her past appearances.  Melissa’s been wearing the same dress for two years!  Can’t JoeyOrgan buy her a new dress??  Are they that broke?

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I’LL BE BRINGIN’ JOEY ORGAN WITH ME… AND DON’T FORGET TO BRING CASH!!

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“Enjoy a 5 hour premium open bar as you saunter through the enormous party castle. When you’re all fueled up, get ready to throw your hands up in the air to the sounds of a live performance from a world renowned DJ… more HERE!”

Melissa isn’t even lip syncing singing at the AMC NewYear’sEve party… maybe because it’s a half-assed movie theater venue!!! 

ANOTHER TreeJoodice Fan Has Tip To SAVE Tree From Danbury Prison!

Will Tree tweet Natasha??

 “Teresa, I think you were manipulated into this plea deal, and may be able to get it reversed. Please contact me, Natasha we are on twitter together.”

NOTE:  Everyone knows that if you’re on twitter together, you are best friends!!

(Thanks “TJS”!!)

What’s In HagfaceKyle’s Bathroom?

Diapers and diuretics!

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NOTE:  One would have thought that HagfaceKyle would spring for some better weight loss pills… like the ones SuzanneSomers was pushing on the RHOBH!

SUZANNE PILLS ARROW

Melissa Gorga’s Talented Cousin Update!

Looks like Melissa’s TALENTED cousin, TreyC, will be surpassing Melissa in both the singing and acting fields!  Along with just completing filming a reality show to air on WE TV,  TreyC is doing some work for InvestigationDiscovery and completed a 50 Cent video!  Nice going, TreyC!! trey

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HagfaceKyle’s Sickeningly Sweet Boring BravoBlog… With Her Diapers, DogBowls And Diuretics

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NOTE:  Why do these chicks even bother writing their gushingly saccharin boring BravoBlogs???   They give no real comments on the show nor do they give any personal insight after viewing the episode… which they’ve had for a week before … Continue reading

Vicki Explains Her NudieBoobie Photo

On last night’s WWHL, Vicki escaped the deep questions re her roommate, Crooks, but did explain her boob photo taken as a “thank you” for the really cheap Christmas present from MissAndy/Bravo:

NOTE:  It was obvious that Vicki did some quick negotiating with MissAndy before she agreed to take the place of KimRichards, who was scheduled to appear on last night’s WWHL… those negotiations included no probing questions about Crooks!

Whatever Wednesday! Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Singing Dream?

In our continuing quest to find the answer to “Whatever happened to Melissa Gorga’s dream of being a singing superstar?”… we present another example of Melissa’s angelic crystal clear voice:

How could Melissa just quit her life long passion?  How could Melissa leave the many fans of her lip syncing singing in the dust?

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WhateverWednesday! Whatever Happened To “Queen Of TV” Nene Jeans, Nene BathRugs?

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Originally posted June 12, 2012   9:25 am   WHATEVER HAPPENED TO NAY NAY’S FASHION TAKEOVER??? All kinda Nene Leakes stuff will be showin’ up in stores across America!  Nene has signed on with Beanstalk “a global brand licensing agency, specializing … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: Yoda Nags PumpMyStomach

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At the required Housewives get-together… this time taking place at HagfaceKyle’s house… Yoda jumps all over BLEEEEEEECH! PumpMyStomach about not getting an invite to PumpMS’s PalmSprings “star” ceremony.   Maybe if Yoda got her really good friend, DrPhil, to come along with her, maybe PMS would have invited her!!

 

KimRichards Becomes A Mother-In-Law…

 

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Kim Gets A DJ…

Deleted scene from tonight’s RHOBH:  The DJ gets interviewed… Kim just wantsta have fun! 

KimRichards WWHL No-Show… Replaced By Vicki! Will Crooks Be Bartending?

For those of you STILL watching WWHL, there has been a guest switch.  Kim Richards was scheduled for tonight’s WWHL, but has been replaced by Vicki Gunvalson and Beth Stren.  Vicki will be chatting with MissAndy about how she was FORCED by MissAndy to reveal her REAL life by filming with her live-in, Crooks!

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FELONTreeJoodice Makes Ice Cream SANGwiches Wit Sprinkles!

Tree makes pizzelle ice cream SANGwiches covered in sprinkles (take THAT Melissa!!) with some sloppy gloppy not-her-personal-gelato ice cream…for her four beautiful dawters because sweets are so much fun!  Sweets make you happy!! 

For WHOM exactly is Teresa making these kindergarten-level instructional cooking videos?    OOPS… was that question answered within the question?   What’s next for Teresa… a video making toast?   Correction to FELONTeresa’s cooking advice:  if you are using heavier candies in which to roll your ice cream sandwiches, do NOT use harder ice cream.  Use slightly softened ice cream, roll in candies, immediately cover and put in freezer.

(Thanks “Cindy”!!!)

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SH “Hit And Run”… Yoda, NayNay, HouseHusband’s Allegations, Model Daughter

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What are your beauty essentials for on and off camera? “Beauty starts from within. I know that drinking lots of water with lemon is a pain sometimes, but in combination with green vegetable juices and omega-3 oil, you have a … Continue reading

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SH EXCLUSIVE!! Santa’s Christmas Housewives Helpers!

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Almost Passed Up This Item Re KomaKathy … READ What RancidRichie Said!

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Was going to pass on this item re KomaKathy from the SpartaAdvertiser… until reading THIS sentence:   “The book released in September debuted as a best seller…  …according to Richie Wakile.” Sparta Books had a visit on Thursday from “The Real … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR! Pebble Beach Concours d’Elegance 2014

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For the many SH car fanatics… the 2014 PebbleBeach Concours d’Elegance!  Where only the best of the best examples of automotive marvels gather! Pebble Beach Concours d’Elegance 2014 – Best Of Show 1954 Ferrari 375 MM Scaglietti Coupe Jon Shirley, Medina, … Continue reading