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SH “HIT AND RUN” Tamballs Loses Custody… Wretched/Slimey Left RHOC Because Of “Drama”

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ITEMS FROM THE PAST WEEK…which have been overlooked until now.  All get a big MEH!   Tamballs has been officially and legally separated from her eldest daughter, Sidney.  Tamballs’ EX-HouseHusband, SimonBarney, has been petitioning the court to retain full physical … Continue reading

RHOBH Fight In Holland Aftermath! Kim Got Glass In Her Pants!!

Per the standard Housewives script, after the arguing and the glass breaking, the Housewives huddle in their own corners, taking sides.   BigBeefyLipsLisa threatens to go home and DrunkOtis says to Loada:  “These women just don’t know how to drop … Continue reading

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RHONY Season Seven Video Preview: Nothing New Here… Move Along!

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The best line is said by Sonja:  “I used to be classy… now I’m trashy.”     Hmmmm… did Sonja just awaken from a booze-soaked al-kee-hall coma to come to that realization?  How does Sonja’s daughter feel about her Mommy … Continue reading

Fresh Photos! AlaskanBushPeople New Boat “Integrity”!

Close up and personal photos of the AlaskanBushPeople’s ScammerBillyBryanBrown’s brand new boat, The Integrity!   No one was aboard. The Integrity is tied up near another whale tour boat which has been seen carting the film crew around. (Thanks “Tim”!!!)

SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This…CAPTIONED!

“Stan” will receive a t-shirt from the DrunkOtis overpriced clothing collection!  FinePrint: Winner must pay the Housewives shipping and handling fee ($86.49) and cover the cost of fumigation.

A DOUBLE SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This… CAPTIONED!

“romo” will receive the honor of babysitting Juicy’s four beautiful dooters while he’s at work!!  FInePrint:  Winner will be limited to saying, “Don’t do that” when disciplining those four beautiful dooters.

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FEUDING AT FASHION POLICE!

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From NYDailyNews:  Insiders say Joan Rivers’ absence has shaken up the crew and paved the way for a massive power struggle among the co-hosts of Fashion Police. “Joan kept everyone together.  When she was there, none of this was happening: … Continue reading

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DancingWithTheStars Has Officially Run Out Of STARS!

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THANK YOU JESUS; SIGN OF THE CROSS; KISSES TO THE SKY!! ErinAndrews, the screechy-voiced sports whatever, has been temporarily replaced on DWTS by Leah Remini.  Unfortunately, Erin will be back. We’re just glad that Erin won’t be around to shatter … Continue reading

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SISTER WIVES: Finale Includes Divorce…

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NOTE:  The first image which appeared when doing a search at SH for a SisterWives media item to include!!   Perhaps Missy and her sisters could be SisterWives!?!?  But, which HouseHusband would play the part of KavemanKody?? On tonight’s finale … Continue reading

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SONJA THE STAGGERING “WILDCAT” …

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From NYDailyNews: “Real Housewives of New York” star Sonja Morgan is a wildcat on the prowl — even when the cameras are not tailing her. Morgan was spotted in the street making out with a hunky stranger she met Thursday … Continue reading

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AlaskanBushPeople UPDATE!! Now Filming In Hoonah! Will Ami Take Off In New Boat? Does Bear Look Like BradPitt? What Will Happen??

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The land which Discovery has leased to film the ABP has a permit which has to be renewed by March 1 or ScammerBilly and his merry bunch of BrownClowns will be thrown off the utopia provided them by ParkSlopeProductions. What … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview Part I Arriving In Holland…

The moronic Housewives all gather in Holland… the setting for another GameNight/DinnerFromHell or whatever previous situation you wish to choose!   This is difficult to watch, as it’s purely bad acting in a totally setup scenario…and Loada’s missive about her … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview Part II: Fighting In Holland!!

The overacting is ridiculous.   As far as Kim is concerned, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.  Kim has to help herself with no “help” from “we care about you” BigLips.  So, BUTT … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” Thoughts On Whatever!

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  The items which don’t deserve individual attention!  But, worthwhile nevertheless…or maybe not!  WHATEVER!! PT Housewife has to be thinking that she would do anything to be back on the RHONY!  She and Reid are not being thought of too … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES: PumpMyStomach Says She “Would Rather Go Into The Ring With MikeTyson” Than Go Back To RHOBH! What Happened???

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From March 29, 2014… What happened that PumpMyStomach decided to return to the RHOBH this season??   Why would PumpMyStomach put herself through such torture???  When asked if she plans to come back to the show, Lisa says: “I would rather … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR!! The World’s Shortest Books… And A Few History Tidbits!!

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  These books hold the world record for the shortest stories, and you must have a pretty good long term memory and be well informed to fully appreciate the humor. Just remember some of these are very , very short … Continue reading

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RHONY: What To Expect…ANOTHER Disappointing Season! Carole Says Housewives Are “Shallow” Yet Accepts $$$ To Be One!

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From NYDailyNews: NOTE:  How many times will this broken record re the RHONY be played???  Those “mystery sources” say that the RHONY is another disappointment.  Except for BFrankel.  These “mystery sources” should really get together before they issue their PR … Continue reading

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NayNay Has AMNESIA… Forgets She Attacked KimZ! TWICE! Says SHE’S Reason For Any RHOA Success!

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I wanna be KimZolciak NayNay gives a big interview to BuzzFeed… in which she states that she would NEVER attack anyone!!  While NeNe has had her fair share of on-set feuds, she says that, despite pressure to “turn it up” … Continue reading

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ALASKAN BUSH PEOPLE UPDATE: Billy’s Eldest Daughter Shunned… Brown’s New Boat… Filming In Hoonah… PapaPilgrim

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Received this from “Summer”: “Im not sure if your aware but in the constant going on about family on Alaskan Bush People they fail to mention that Billy has a daughter in Texas he has no desire to meet because … Continue reading

Watch Out!! Two Andys Coming!

It’s double trouble coming your way!  MissAndy and MissAndyCoop are taking a cue from the enormous success of Bill O’Reilly and Dennis Miller chatting on stage by appearing in their very own traveling show! “Both men are putting their easy … Continue reading

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ALASKAN BUSH PEOPLE: Questions Still Remain! Burnt-Down Cabin! Scammin’Billy’s Coma…GeniusNoah’s Limp… BirdBrain’s Tooth

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Original Intro from first episode of AlaskanBushPeople: New Intro…different video:  NOTE:  Questions re the AlaskanBushPeople were raised after viewing the first episode of the first season…”Raised Wild”… and, after listening to the narrated ABP intro. “Deep in the Alaskan wilderness … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR! “Global Warming” Creations And Takeover Of Your Internet

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The fear of “global warming” has been pounded into the brains of the masses… and there are still those who actually believe and fear “global warming”!  Before it was labeled, “global warming” was simply known as the weather.  Weather has … Continue reading

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: It’s GameNight! AlienShapeShifterPam Dana Invites Herself To Hawaii!

Poor AlienShapeShifterPam DanaWilkey!  PamDana really tried to weasel an invite out of Camille, but Camille didn’t bite…all the while Kimbecile and HagfaceKyle are “cleaning” PamDana’s bathroom!

RHOBH Preview: Loada “Runs Into” Old BF

Loada uses her LymeBrain as an excuse for not remembering an “old boyfriend” from 40 years ago in this totally phony baloney and utterly rude Holland scene…  This preview gets 88939665403003037644 eye rolls…

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“Mystery Source” Spills It About RHOBH Reunion Show!

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According to E! … Despite rumors, Yolanda did attend, but she didn’t stay the whole time. The reality star is battling Lyme disease and recently revealed its affecting her ability to read and write.   “She wasn’t feeling great. But she … Continue reading