Yoda talks about her LemonLove… What will Yoda do after her LemonHouse is sold?? Will Yoda STILL love lemons or will her lemon devotion fizzle out and find its way to over to Yoda adoring her avocados or marveling at her mangoes???
NOTE: Countdown to Yoda’s announcement of her divorce from KingDavid… as soon as that lemon house finds a
sucker buyer, we’ll be hearing of Yoda’s very painful decision for the Foster’s split!!
If you haven’t seen Yoda’s lemon house that Yoda DOESN’T want you to see, click… HERE!
On tonight’s RHONY: It’s the required Mermaid Parade… and Sonja broke another tooth. Time for Sonja to get that PR with her dentist lined up for some free dental work!!
Kim and Shana are shopping for new lips… why, why was this cut out??? It’s not booooring at all… yawn.
What a load of total BS! Yoda tries to make light of her statement that she’s working with a bunch of clowns!
THIS is exactly what was said on December 4 2013… and SH was the ONLY site that had this “clown” story loooong before it was picked up by others:
David reveals that the REAL reason Yolanda is doing the RHOBH is: “… She’s doing it for a specific reason, and her reason is that she wants to have a … lifestyle and fitness show.”
David continues: “She’s also been sick with Lyme disease for going on two years now, so she’s battling that, and she wants to tell her story. So she thinks — and she’s right —that (the) Beverly Hills housewives show is a platform for her to tell her Lyme story and to get her point across and then to catapult her to the show that she ultimately wants to do.
“The Beverly Hills show, like she says, is JUST A BUNCH OF CLOWNS trying to make a living,” he adds.
Opree tells TMZ that people hit her up for money based on how much they think she makes, which is now up to $50,000. Being that Opree makes (on the LOW side) around $80 million per annum just from her TV shows and OWN network, you would think that the amount would be somewhat higher!
If you could, and if you had the burglar balls… would YOU ask Opree for a loan?? If so, how much??? Would you repay the loan to race-baiter-Affirmative-Action Opree??
On the next RHOA… Kenya has a funeral service for her lil dog, “Velvet.”
It is difficult to lose a pet. Lost “BigBoy” a few months ago and miss him every day…he was a source of so much humor, love and companionship! Condolences to anyone reading this who have lost their precious pets.
On last night’s RHOA… MamaJoyce gets some counseling. Todd had to quit his job as a production assistant on the RHOA… how could he be a PA when he’s now part of Kandi’s story line? This “MamaJoyce Clinging To Kandi… and Don’t Like Todd” is the only friction that producers could come up with and the “friction” will continue on Kandi and Todd’s spin off show. BOOOOOORING…
NOTE: Getting counseling is now added to the list of routine interchangeable story lines being used by all Housewives franchises….along with “psychics,” fighting trips, weddings, recommitment ceremonies, gay support, engagement parties, lunch meetings to blab about the party which one of the lunching Housewives missed. The list could go on and on… these shows are just so predictable and frankly, SH readers have written better story lines!!
On tonight’s RHOA… we get down to the bottom of the MamaJoyce/ToddTucker issue!! It’s all about R-E-S-P-E-C-T!! MEH.
Besides, Kandi and Todd were married yesterday.
How about some RESPECT for viewers of these no-longer-attached-to-reality and now-turned-to-drivel DocuSoaps! Would rather listen to Aretha!!
Even BETTER than Aretha… some Rodney Dangerfield!!
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ONE SECOND BEORE IT HAPPENS…
NOTE: Allegedly Ramoaner didn’t visit her ill mother, says her druggie brother. NOTE: Ramoaner probably didn’t wanna visit because her druggie brother was there! Who could blame her???? Ramoaner’s brother tells PageSix that RAMOANER WAS ALSO CHEATING:
“Ramona had a lot more affairs than Mario did during their marriage.” Mazur alleges that “men were always lining up” to be with Ramona, and that Mario would beg his wife to stay with him. “He would cry at her feet, ‘Please, don’t leave me. Please, don’t leave me,’” Mazur adds.
NOTE: Find this VERY hard to believe!! Let’s hear from all those men who were after Ramoaner!
Totally believe Apollo… as he explains what happened with the charity scammer. Apollo never once spoke to the man representing the “charity” as Apollo has a booking agent. Apollo also states that the deposit would be returned if he was unable to make the function. Asking for a $2,000 appearance fee, the money would have gone for expenses:
On “CouplesTherapy,” … the “reality” show where “reality stars” go to make more of that easy “reality money”…Shana and Bhuler had breakfast/lunch/whatever with her kid. Maybe the kid was miserable because it’s in her DNA OR maybe the kid just doesn’t like a camera in her face! After this eatery debacle, Bhuler pulled out surprise adoption papers…
NOTE: Shana’s parenting “skills” was a long story line on the RHOBH…was Dr.NoSocks’ advice and big chart all done for nothing??
Shana’s future hubbend tweeted that their wedding is going to be a BIG PRODUCTION.
No mention of his other children at the item from TheDailyMail…
(Thanks to SH readers “Jen” “anon” “CMHR” and “PDM”!!)