Kyle’s REAL Reason For Pushin’ Frozen Foods!

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Were you wondering why a line of low-calorie frozen dinners would choose HagfaceKyle as a spokesperson… especially after she tweeted about donuts a few months ago?

DECEMBER 2014
DECEMBER 2014

We mentioned that HagfaceKyle was pushin’ ArtisanBistro two weeks ago… and you know that these Housewives don’t do nuthin’ if they’re not being paid!

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Many tweeters didn’t think the fit of HFKyle with frozen food was quite right either… but, HFKyle was even giving away t-shirts during her appearance last weekend!!  So, how could that NOT be a fit?  Those Housewives love to lure in prospective purchasers of the crap they’re pushing with cheap t-shirts!

Who wouldn’t want to wear one of these t-shirts??

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BUT!!!!   Our suspicions about HFKyle were correct!!  HFKyle’s REAL reason for pushin’ this frozen food line is that she’s always had issues with her weight.

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BUT!!!  HFKyle has had weight issues for years, so why is she pushin’ this frozen food line NOW??

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From People:

“I’m not someone who can eat whatever.  I’ve always battled my weight. I’m much curvier than my sisters. It’s always been my Achilles heel. The struggle is real!”

HFKyle said THREE years ago that she followed a strict diet to reduce… 

KYLE NO SUGAR DIET

Here’s the REAL reason HFKyle is a frozen food spokesperson…she’s an investor!

Now, as an investor in Artisan Bistro, a line of organic, non-GMO, low-calorie frozen meals, the reality star says she can eat healthy, even when she’s in a rush (a red carpet gala perhaps?).

“It’s something that I can really stand behind,” says Richards. “I’d always eat those frozen diet dinners, and I couldn’t pronounce the ingredients!”  NOTE:  Is HagfaceKyle that dumb that she can’t pronounce listed ingredients??

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