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MELISSA GORGA: UPDATE…MeGo’s Amusing Amazon Reviews…AND… LV Bridal Expo Scrubs MeGo From Their Site…

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The customer reviews for Melissa Gorga’s marriage “advice” book have been streamin’ in at Amazon.  At last count, there were 86 reviews… there are now 119 for “Love Italian Style: The Secrets To My HOT and HAPPY Marriage.”

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After comparing and contrasting the released chapter to the reviews,  the reviews are quite amusing and written better!  Perhaps for her next book, MeGo should track down somma these reviewers and let them take a swing at ghostwriting for her… funny stuff!!

Just a few of the latest ONE-star reviews:

  • This is not an easy read, to say the least. It read like the ramblings of pre-teen girl with a serious, untreated case of attention deficit disorder. It was all over the place, from one thought to another. However, there was one common thread in every situation- everyone is out to get her. Her classmates- jealous girls and hormonally crazed boys were out to jump her or jump on her bones. The victim theme continues with her relationship with her husband. She is setting the tone for the reader to think that she does everything to make him happy yet he controls her every move. She writes as if she adores the man but she doesn’t paint him in a favorable tone at all- and she knows it. Victim. Again.
  • Read the free pages that Amazon has on here and save yourself from reading a bunch of fiction. Melissa reinvents her childhood and talks about expensive possessions. Her supposed advice covers such things as not taking a dump when your husband is around. Unfortunately she has 3 children and they are being raised by nannies. You will see them online in Melissa’s photo ops. Melissa is busy running around the country selling books and crying that she had to get up early to be on tv shows.  Oh the poor thing. Be sure to see her videos on youtube of her horrible voice although she made the choice not to take singing lessons.   Whatever!
  • If you are looking for an advice book about marriage then this is NOT the one. This book is more of an autobiography is ALL about her and how great she thinks she is. Things don’t make sense, poorly written and a waste of money. Also Im not a big fan of all the brand name talk, about her 7 bathrooms, and rolex watches, Range Rovers, Jimmy Choo shoes etc. Again don’t waste your time if you are actually looking for some kind of marriage advice. St. Martin Press should be ashamed for publishing such book instead of giving real writers and authors a chance!

To be fair, let’s throw in a FIVE-star review:

  • This book is SO great! I’ve learned how to be a good wife and now my husband will never cheat! Thank you so much, Melissa! Don’t forget to read my, errr Jill Zarin’s book. It’s still the best book ever!! Don’t drink Skinny Girl drinks. Shop at Zarin Fabrics.

The funniest part of the Amazon reviews?  It must be killin’ MeGo that the “frequently purchased together” with her book includes Tree’s…

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… AND… the categories for discussion!

RHONJ gorga amazon book discussions

MeGo has been pushin’ her appearance at the LehighValley Bridal Show today from 12 to 3 pm.

RHONJ Melissa Gorga LV Bridal Expo

Maybe those people at the Bridal Show read somma Amazon’s customer reviews or watched somma MeGo’s TV appearances… there is not a word about her appearance on the LV ‘official’ BridalExpo site!  Even after doin’ a search…

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Maybe she was supposed to “sing” …  or, maybe they found out that MeGo was draggin’ along JoGo…the SladeSmiley of NJ!

 (Thanks to SH readers “romo” “Jozy” and “BlueIvy”!!!)

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18 comments on “MELISSA GORGA: UPDATE…MeGo’s Amusing Amazon Reviews…AND… LV Bridal Expo Scrubs MeGo From Their Site…

  1. I sense Melissa is just spiraling downward in her quest for fame and a singing career. I’m just waiting to hear her “happy marriage” ass has been canceled from the NJ show.

    • There’s a reason why she did what she did on the book cover. She is about to ditch Joe for someone who has money and she is setting up a public reason that he’s abusive. It won’t be too hard, he did slap her and he is controlling, also there is that rape charge that was or wasn’t out their from when he was in college. The only way to verify is someone to look into the college he went too and find out why he left/kicked out of school. Joe is being taken for a major ride and when she is done, he will be a broken man.

      • I am not a Mellissa fan or Joe Gorga, but I will not stand by while Rape charges are thrown at him with zero evidence with Ms SH putting out all the facts. That is not right…to accuse Joe Gorga of “say so” is beyond hate, and really a false sense of guilty, and that is wrong in so many ways.

  2. I couldn’t help myself. I did a internet search for the bridal show + Melissa Gorga. I only came up with Melissa’s Facebook link and this blog. LOL

  3. The photograph of her giving a bj to slojo on National TV should be a wakeup call to any corporation that is considering associating themselves with this hussy. Every once in awhile the mask comes off. This is to be said about all the Ho’s.

  4. Is there an expo today? I tried searching for anything for September 22 on the LV Bridal Expo and got no results for today. I’d consider the source anyway – the LV site is not well designed, and the content author apparently hasn’t heard of spell-check; on the main page I see “Eeekend” and “Eeddings”.

  5. I’m being ignored by the bridal expo and MeGo. Lol!

    @Romo_Said: @BridalExpoPa Is @melissagorga going to be at the expo today? I saw no mention of her on your website. Thanks!

    • Most books make it on the list, you get on the list by how many books are preordered by retailers not how many are sold all together thats why books are on the nybsl on the first day of release.. Tayliar book of abuse lies made the list to.

  6. I find it disturbing that mothers are allowing their teen and pre-teen daughters to buy this book and get it signed by MeGo. I went to MessyPoop’s Twitter and saw photos of very young girls with their mothers at the book signings. Can you imagine? Especially a vulgar book about role playing and being a sexy slave for your man. That’s fine if those mothers are into that, but to allow their daughters to read that smut?

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