HOUSEWIVES NEWS: LuAnn de Lesseps… BFrankel…Manzoid…Teresa Giudice… Gorgas…Heather Dull-BRO Friend…RHONY…KimD…LeAnnRimes… Vicki Gunvalson… WretchedRossi…PT Housewife

NOOOOO!!!!  This cannot be true!!!  CountlessLuAnnie and her Jawks are no longer a couple!   Shocking!!!

Just can’t help it… LuAnnie on a camel:

We all know that the Manzoids are gettin’ their spinoff, but LOVED this intro from… yes, their spinoff is definitely a test of viewers limits!!

“Still testing viewers’ Real Housewives viewing limits, Bravo has given the go ahead to a The Real Housewives of New Jersey spinoff, starring Caroline Manzo, called Manzo’d with Children.”

Over the past ten years, Jim Caruso’s Cast Party has become the ultimate spot for show folk to mix, mingle and entertain themselves and the people who love them.  This past Monday night, the cast of “Real Housewives of New York” joined in on the Cast Party fun.  Oh, Good Lord… Heather Thomson is singing…

Sip –n– Shop & Book Signing Event Hosted by the Real Housewives of New Jersey Kim D

A judge has stepped in to try and calm the bitter divorce between  BLEEEECH! BFrankel and Jason Hoppy.   No more secret recordings!  Poor Jason… poor kid.

Singer and tabloid fixture LeAnn Rimes had a blast in Ireland last week – until she landed in an emergency room in Dublin to treat a bad cough.  Brandi Glanville was probably hopin’ it was pneumonia!

Jenny McCarthy pretending to eat a McDonald’s MightyWing.  Does HeatherDull-BRO’s friend do anything BUT pretend??  Jenny was pretending to read MeGo’s book a few days ago…

RHONJ Jenny Mc Melissa book

LuAnn de Lesseps, a cast member of “The Real Housewives of New York City,” is selling her Hamptons home for $9.995 million.  Love the $5 discount… down from $10 million!! Like no one would notice that!!

Gretchen Rossi Poses With Partner Slade Smiley At Macy’s Passport ‘Glamorama’…   BLEEEECH!!!!   NOTE:  Slimey has quite an interesting LinkdIn bio!   He claims he attended USC’s Marshall School of Business from 1988 to 1991, the same years he was VP of Marketing at a title company!   He doesn’t mention any kind of degree, though.  He also says he “Oversees all divisions, from Marketing, PR, Product development, sales and integrations” at Grayson Entertainment… as if Grayson Entertainment employs hundreds of people instead of just one!  

INTERESTING!!  The Anatomy of a Gifting Suite!   How else will that photo of one of the Real Housewives holding your free yoga mat make it out to the masses?

Good grief!!  They’re passin’ out FOOD awards like AA Opree handed out cars!!  Heather Dull-BRO and Vicki Gunvalson will be presenters at the Sept 29 excruciatingly long GoldenFoodie awards ceremony… there’s even an award for BestTaco!

The target demographic for blk. water, according to co-owner Albie Manzo, is young women in their 20s.   Wishful thinking… Lil ‘zoid is hopin’ that Coke is goin’ to swoop down and buy his black stuff!  Dream on…

Here we go again… ANOTHER Housewife book!

PT Housewife book

NOTE:  UH…PT Housewife’s past is pretty much covered on SH!!  No need to buy the book!

Tree congratulates her brother and his wife…

RHONJ Tree tweet to Melissa Joe Gorga

(Thanks to SH readers “Dave” “GF” and “PMG”!!!)