HOUSEWIVES NEWS: LuAnn de Lesseps… BFrankel…Manzoid…Teresa Giudice… Gorgas…Heather Dull-BRO Friend…RHONY…KimD…LeAnnRimes… Vicki Gunvalson… WretchedRossi…PT Housewife

NOOOOO!!!!  This cannot be true!!!  CountlessLuAnnie and her Jawks are no longer a couple!   Shocking!!!

Just can’t help it… LuAnnie on a camel:

We all know that the Manzoids are gettin’ their spinoff, but LOVED this intro from… yes, their spinoff is definitely a test of viewers limits!!

“Still testing viewers’ Real Housewives viewing limits, Bravo has given the go ahead to a The Real Housewives of New Jersey spinoff, starring Caroline Manzo, called Manzo’d with Children.”

Over the past ten years, Jim Caruso’s Cast Party has become the ultimate spot for show folk to mix, mingle and entertain themselves and the people who love them.  This past Monday night, the cast of “Real Housewives of New York” joined in on the Cast Party fun.  Oh, Good Lord… Heather Thomson is singing…

Sip –n– Shop & Book Signing Event Hosted by the Real Housewives of New Jersey Kim D

A judge has stepped in to try and calm the bitter divorce between  BLEEEECH! BFrankel and Jason Hoppy.   No more secret recordings!  Poor Jason… poor kid.

Singer and tabloid fixture LeAnn Rimes had a blast in Ireland last week – until she landed in an emergency room in Dublin to treat a bad cough.  Brandi Glanville was probably hopin’ it was pneumonia!

Jenny McCarthy pretending to eat a McDonald’s MightyWing.  Does HeatherDull-BRO’s friend do anything BUT pretend??  Jenny was pretending to read MeGo’s book a few days ago…

RHONJ Jenny Mc Melissa book

LuAnn de Lesseps, a cast member of “The Real Housewives of New York City,” is selling her Hamptons home for $9.995 million.  Love the $5 discount… down from $10 million!! Like no one would notice that!!

Gretchen Rossi Poses With Partner Slade Smiley At Macy’s Passport ‘Glamorama’…   BLEEEECH!!!!   NOTE:  Slimey has quite an interesting LinkdIn bio!   He claims he attended USC’s Marshall School of Business from 1988 to 1991, the same years he was VP of Marketing at a title company!   He doesn’t mention any kind of degree, though.  He also says he “Oversees all divisions, from Marketing, PR, Product development, sales and integrations” at Grayson Entertainment… as if Grayson Entertainment employs hundreds of people instead of just one!  

INTERESTING!!  The Anatomy of a Gifting Suite!   How else will that photo of one of the Real Housewives holding your free yoga mat make it out to the masses?

Good grief!!  They’re passin’ out FOOD awards like AA Opree handed out cars!!  Heather Dull-BRO and Vicki Gunvalson will be presenters at the Sept 29 excruciatingly long GoldenFoodie awards ceremony… there’s even an award for BestTaco!

The target demographic for blk. water, according to co-owner Albie Manzo, is young women in their 20s.   Wishful thinking… Lil ‘zoid is hopin’ that Coke is goin’ to swoop down and buy his black stuff!  Dream on…

Here we go again… ANOTHER Housewife book!

PT Housewife book

NOTE:  UH…PT Housewife’s past is pretty much covered on SH!!  No need to buy the book!

Tree congratulates her brother and his wife…

RHONJ Tree tweet to Melissa Joe Gorga

(Thanks to SH readers “Dave” “GF” and “PMG”!!!)

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  1. Jacques was the only reason to watch RHONY. Drop dead gorgeous. Made women swoon in the Starbucks line. LuAnn must be in a deep depression.
    Just a little Friday humor. Love SH.

    • Poor LuAnn made a big fool of herself when she made a big splash of their relationship after they dated for one year. She threw the Ship of Fools boat party (& RaMOANa stole the spotlight by taking pregnancy tests in the loo). My guess is LuAnn’s private party with Johnny Depp’s twin in St. Barts drew her Jacques romance to a close.;

  2. Note to “Bridget O’Brien” (Kim D book signing event), as a publicist, you should really have your releases copy edited. Also, publicists are NOT supposed to steal the limelight by promoting themselves in the release about the event. It’s tacky and unprofessional.

  3. For some reason I engaged with that bulldog on twitter. I told him to be a gentleman and quit talking in circles. He replied with some juvenile bonehead comment. Truth hurts apparently.

    • I thought he was dealing with a brain tumor. You would think that all that nonsense wouldn’t be worth his time.

    • I am beggining not to believe it. Still not a fan of Mellissa. He is making too many idle threats and from what I can see not one of them has come true. And she is everywhere giving interviews.

    • Oh, romo, this comes at a bad time. I was JUST saying I am NOT going to look at these twitter types hangers on et al…now I kind of want to go look. I won’t for now, but I hope you made it out OK without a bunch of backlash. Whew!

        • That’s good. There are some real weirdos that go to bat for all the Bravo affiliated twitter folks.

          I don’t know how he has time to even think about b.s. unless 1.) he’s getting paid to amp up the drama and/or 2.) he is just a drama queen. I know his health is poor and Twitter might be one of the ways he stays connected to others. However, there is no need to be sophomoric and engage in the cheating rumors for so dang long. In one breath he is baiting it and in the next people are defending him “Oh, he can’t come out with the rumors because he’s busy from his brain tumor” blah, blah, blah… While he might be busy, he isn’t too busy to tweet bullsh*t and make sophomoric comebacks.

          Kudos to you for saying something, Romo!

          • Agree with you observations, Chem, and think they apply very broadly to related twitter scenarios. I have lately come to realize that it all seems to mean something very different than what I initially thought. But I am slow like that at times.

    • @Romo from his silly tweets you can tell that he is intellectually challenged. i’m not surprised. I’m also pretty sure alot of people have called him out on the same thing. He has been pontificating for over a year. Enough already, go keep Roxy Proxy girl company.

  4. Bitchenny claims that she never heard how “excruciating divorce can be”. That’s an odd comment from a 2 time loser. Her first husband must have made little impact, since she conveniently forgot he existed.

      • I completely agree. I haven’t viewed her new “tawk” show (& I have no intention to). However, the topics listed in the guide are ridiculous – Someone needs to tell Barfenny that “obnoxious” and “interesting” are not the same thing. The big surprise would be if she and crappy show get a second season. (I wonder what Ellen’s interest is in keeping BF on tv).

        • I was curious about as you say Barfenny’s talk show so I watched and cringed. It is the worst and so is she. She doesnt know how to ‘interview’ a guest, rambles on,& on & on. she interupts her guests and then talks about herself. It was awkard to watch to say the least. (I bet Ellen is sh^ting bricks) Honestly its really bad.

          • I watched it one time as well and justin Beiber was on. She acted like a total fool throughout the interview and even Bieber looked embarassed. At one point she hopped onto his lap. the poor boy looked mortified.

            • I understand you 100%. ,she is not cut out to be a talk show host cuz if you saw she cannot keep her mouth shut long enough for her guest to answer, she always buts in and that poor boy Justin Beiber looked scarrrred….I mean freaked out to the max!

    • But, she was not a millionaire during her first divorce. If you have an empire, and you want to ‘play’, you will have to pay to get an easy divorce. Of course if you consider hard relinquishing some of your fortune to the father of your child, my sympathies.

  5. Well Ms Countess; wonder if the late party with Johnny the pirate was the seal on the deal?
    As for Bethenny, no matter what people think; for Jason to be spying on her, not cool!
    Say No to Black (Water)

    • Ann totally agree.
      Bethenny wasn’t doing the spying it was Jason, very sleazy of him.
      As I’ve always said, if Jason really had it all together with zero agenda there would be no way in hell he’d have been in a long term relationship w bethenny. His choice of mate spoke volumes and cast doubt on him for me. I never believed he was all that long suffering

  6. Nasty bitches seem to do well on TV. SH I love the wallpaper. I am not a Kim Richards fan but for once we don’t have a clear view of her armpit.

  7. really PT? a memoir? you’ve already spilled, screamed and sulked about your life’s experiences on rhony– anything else can be summed up on a fortune cookie sized piece of paper, with three words “erratic and snooze-worthy”. good luck unloading copies of “Peg-Leggy Blonde”. :P

  8. To Ms SH, did you see Jill Zarin on WGN tv this morning? She was pushing her Jewelery , and the ancor woman asked her about not being on reality tv anymore and she said ” no I dont miss it, I am too busy with my jewelery and shapeware”. Then after Jill going on about her jewels she was asked “are ya sure you dont miss being on ” Rhony” and she just had to mention ” I am on I dream of Nene new show”. :)

    Im sure you have this (gem) of information….but just in case I thought of you first as always.

  9. There is no way I’d believe that lumanns house is worth anywhere near the $10 million asking price. She’s dreaming and obviously has a stupid listing broker. Could be she wants to fluff herself up with that asking price in the press as well…….
    More like 5 or 6 million

      • I cannot stand Josh Altman! Did you watch this week’s ep? He was being such a jerk to sweet little Madison. Not cool

        • I’m with you meaning I cant stomach Josh Altman and yes I did watch this week’s ep. and of course he was being a greesy d-bag to Madison as ususal. Not cool at all. Douch-bag.

          • I don’t like Heather either. It looks like they won’t last much longer. JoshA couldn’t even handle Heather having to talk to Moreeeeeeeecio. Even though it was about work. So dumb

            • As we know Heather and Josh Azzwipe are engaged as seen on WWHL with Mandy, I never said I didnt like Heather , I think she is using her information she was prev. to from Madison to use against him, for Josh Azzhole. I do hope Madison out sells him, but even if he doesnt he is a good looking man, kind hearted, goes out of his way to personally do things others would not and has always had a certain something selling Real-a- state between the current 2

            • Thank you LyndaS and Romo.Josh A is a gressyazz who would sell his own out for the money. Madison is straight up front with his clients and goes beyond ( Squirting Urine ) as one example for his seller/buyer. Madison is adorable and a very nice man/real – a -state man.

    • Interesting that Lumann put her house on the market around same time she breaks up with jawks. Is it cuz she won’t have jawks apt to crash at anymore, so she needs to buy an apt in NYC? Or needs cash or a change? Wonder why , must be a reason.

  10. um.. hello. If a Bravo person has to give out “best taco” awards then it orta be that Rosie from RHNJ.Only nasties people will get that joke. .

  11. I’d really like to know what Andy Cohen’s thought process was behind the decision to give the Manzos a show. Does he seriously think they can hold an audience? The only time they’ve really been tested on their own was their webshow, which even by webshow standards, sunk like a boulder to the bottom of a lake.

    • Pretty sure (drunk Uncle) they must have some of his ex boyfriends & work associates in a car trunk somewhere in Joisey. There can be no other explanation. YMMV. ;)

  12. LeAnn Rimes got sick in Ireland, BIG DEAL!? Sorry,” but I dont care” as Ken would say” … the bullmastive looking guy.

    I wish Brandi the best and Leann honesty and hope.

  13. I can’t say I feel bad for LuAnn. The way she messed with the Johnny Depp guy on camera like an idiot was sad. Pepe Le Pew was abnoxious to behold, but no French speaking man deserves to see his gf on tv trying to cover up being a ho by speaking in FRENCH on the phone.. That had to feel like a slap in the face.

  14. From the Albie Manzo article linked in SH’s blog: (Manzo’s ultimate goal for the blk. water brand is to unload it, but to start having that conversation, sales will need to his $10 million. “I want to see it sold,” he said. “I want to make it Coke’s problem.”)

    What a ringing endorsement for blk. I’m sure Coke is racing to get first dibs now. This is the marketing whiz? LOL!

    • Oh to be a fly on the wall once uncle Chris got ahold of him after that statement.
      When a problem comes along you must zip it.

    • Plus I cannot believe he insults Wegmann’s, prattling on that he thought it was a hardware store (it’s a pretty ‘famous’ quality grocery store in its parts). The zip it advice of made’s below is right!

    • Nobody wants to drink da black watah! How much damn money do they have to lose before they give it up. Even he admits that it is water with freaking dirt in it.

    • I cant get it to work either. Just takes me to a blank twitterlonger. Maybe she is trying to show Dons face all done up in her twiitterlonger photo???? I tell ya cafeface seems to only show pics of clothes. I thought it was supposed to be lauren’s make up place selling clothing on the side?

      • Maybe no one’s coming in for make up so Lauren’s forced to sell more clothes to pay the rent. Lol! Like she pays for Calface.

    • Not sure if I’m doing this correctly (twitter challenged), but I went to Eric Franchi TL and there’s no photo, just the text of the tweet.

      • Wonder what his connection is to Lauren. He is co-founder of Undertone, a digital media advertising agency. Last I knew, Cafface didn’t even have a website and advertised their clothing through Caroline’s and Lauren’s twitter. Perhaps they’re beefing up the advertising about Cafface because of the spin-off.

      • You happened into a good find. WhyTH do they have this guy tweeting about CatFace? Maybe he’s a drag queen (ahem) friend of Albie’s. :-)

  15. I don’t h8 the manzoids. I had to pull the plug on jersey cause it stunk after season 1… Wouldn’t a spin off be the exact same crapola on rhnj, so spin off why??? 2. I thought PT didn’t want to exploit her handicap. Leggy blonde? really? Hope ALL the proceeds go to charity. yeah right.
    p.s. PT means?

    • PT means paper towel like A-VIVA paper twel, self absorbed
      As for the money from the book going to charity………….LOL!
      I bet she’s already spent the advance on the rent for her new upper west side half a$$ digs. RENT not purchase.
      Without it I don’t think she could have afforded the move and larger space.

    • Oh thank God! I can’t handle anymore of Gretchen telling us “sunsin’ this and all of the sunnin’ that…” Alexis I can take her or leave her. I’d rather Alexis be on the show over Tamballs though.

        • Robin, I am LMAO. You may be celebrating in haste. He’s wended his way back onto that show a couple times already…He and G aren’t married yet

          • That’s what I’m thinkin’! Slade’s like a cockroach; he ain’t goin’ no where. I bet he’ll try to get a job with Vicki’s insurance just to get camera time. Or he’ll pretend to be gay so Andy will keep him on the show.

  16. Wonder if they got Greg to butter up miss andy for a spin off? Plus every1 needs the token gay guy, right? But where did they find Greg – the non str8, non Italian, who just blends right in like a single foreign adoption – craigslist?

      • I thought Vito was Albie’s roommate from college. Not sure where Greg fits in. Usually in college, straight guys don’t become besties with gay guys. just saying.

        • I don’t know! Did Albie graduate from Fordham? Gregg claims he did but you’re right; straight college boys don’t mix with gay ones. Maybe Gregg didn’t come out until after college. Or…

  17. pitiful to watch how hard wretched and slimey tried with all they had to get a spin off. i guess now she’s not stuck having to marry him.

  18. I think its a lovely avatar my dear. Look at you with your miniature halo and your georgeous eyelashes. When I first started posting my given avatar was a puppydog with a slinky for a neck. Had to sign up for wordpress to get my picture on there. Welcome dumb, that dont seem right… what about lets say we refer to you as DAC? Welcome DAC.

    • You think you got problems. I’m a grape with major thighs in a perpetual squat. I love my antennae though. :) Welcome!

  19. Wow, wtf is Bravo thinking with this manzo show crap. Surely they realise this will BOMB (although it’s going to be satisfying to see that part at least). Is the case here that Tre was all set for the rhonj spin off but bravo can’t/won’t do it thanks to the indictment? Sooo they picked Caroline instead of all people?! Tre and her family are the only ones that can hold their own show. This crap is going to be one big infomercial and I won’t watch a second of it. Hey any chance once it bombs Caroline will get the boot from rhonj too?

    • A man goes into a bank (several times) with forged W2 forms to commit fraud in seeking loans he has no intention of paying back; gets arrested for DUI as he wrapped his vehicle around a tree; presents his brother’s birth certificate as his own in order to obtain another driver’s license; is accused of cheating on his wife with other women while calling her a c*nt and bitch on national tv; leaves his tenants without heat in the winter so he can finance his wife’s greed; insults the gay community and has no visible job other than appearing on a “reality show”; is facing a 39 count indictment for fraud that could send him to prison for a period of time, along with his self absorbed wife, should be “rewarded” for having his own show?

      What am I missing here?

      • None of them should get their own show. The viewers have had enough of all of them. They refuse to go away. They are all horrible people.

        • I think they all come on with the intention of eventually having their own show.

          Melissa is out there now trying to stir up interest in her awful singing career and her “happy wife” book which I am sure is a huge part of her agenda.

          Caroline had it in mind from the beginning with her unmotivated kids, her “hard working husband”,and other family members she snuck in there from time to time. It all began when Dina was first appearing on the VH1 show about million dollar weddings that had Caroline “on display”.

          Dina succeeded on occassion which led most of them to believe they “had what it takes” to become genuine “stars”. The Manzos are close to getting a green light perhaps because Bravo realizes that Tree Top and Stumpy have pushed the envelope a little too far with the Feds and they need to fill space on the network programming.

          However, when you lack real talent there is a limit when all you have to offer is a mangling of the English language, an incomprehensible understanding of current events, and a tendency to behave like millionaires on a beer budget, chances are the audience will tune out in the long run.

          Even “Jersey Shore” was forced to throw in the towel following a few years of stupidity.

        • Selective reasoning is when anything mentioned about Melissa Gorga is accepted at face value but when applied to Tree Top and Stumpy it “needs to be proven”.

          Thirty nine indictments suggests that the Feds were working overtime to bring the charges to the attention of the courts.

          No doubt a “deal” will be offered but this does not lessen the severity of these two who cheated the banks and creditors out of a bucket load of money in order to live like royalty.

          With so many people living below the poverty line who have been threatened with having their food stamps eliminated because we are broke watching them mince all over the place in fur coats and expensive bikinis is disgusting.

          • @ Pat
            Once again facts evade you – the reduction in food stamps is NOT about those in need.

            The bill would encourage self-sufficiency and reduce waste, fraud, and abuse by restructuring so-called “categorical eligibility” provisions. The bill would save taxpayers an estimated $39 billion over the next 10 years.

            A key provision of the bill is a limitation of so-called “categorical eligibility”–a provision that makes an individual eligible for one welfare benefit categorically or automatically eligible for others. Categorical eligibility has helped swell the food stamps rolls in recent years. In January 2009, 31.9 million Americans received food stamps; today, 47.7 million receive SNAP benefits.

            What this means is that even if your assets or income level should make you ineligible, you will receive food stamps regardless. In one state, simply calling a pregnancy hotline can make you eligible for food stamps–regardless of whether you meet the program’s requirements. The program is not being run honestly, effectively, or fairly.

            No law-abiding beneficiary who meets the income and asset tests of the current program and is willing to comply with the applicable work requirements will lose their benefits under this law.

            • Too bad the eligibility rules are changing just when Tree Top may need them.

              But I do know a few people who rely on them who are not pregnant nor “using” the system for gain.

              Several are elderly and have only their social security benefits to live off and one is a family where the dad hold three part time jobs just to make ends meet.

              But hey, don’t let my facts stand in your way in defense of the NJ scammers.

          • Yea i find it funny that everyone is guilty just on a mere rumor but with the Guidices its “lets wait until they to to court” or “innocent until proven guilty”

  20. I wonder what Ramona things about LuAnn’s house sale and breakup with Jacques? Maybe she should give LuAnn a blindfolded wine tasting of one of Jacques’ wines. And invite LuAnn to her Hamptons house for the weekend.
    I think Ramona will have the last laugh on LuAnn.

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