Missy’s marriage book is still up for pre-order on Amazon.com.
The enticement to order her book is an excerpt from the first chapter, which covers her “poor me” life from birth through high school in Florida where she withstood “hate” from other students (what a surprise!!!) up until the death of her father and move back to New Jersey.
Much more interesting and entertaining than the book excerpt is that of the customer reviews:
“Wow…just read an exerpt from this useless drivel and am amazed that someone actually published this dreck! My 8 year old grandson can write a better story than this woman. I really believe she did write it herself as it is that horrible that I can’t see a ghostwriter doing this unless they were cursed with zero talent. Don’t waste your money or your time on this book. It reads like and old Dick and Jane 1st grade reader. I really wish Bravo would stop putting these train wrecks on the air and get some quality programming. They have these idiotic women believing their own BS and we all need to stop feeding these monsters!”
This customer doesn’t read SH… got info from inscrutable source that JoGo wears a piece!
“…not sure if you watched this past Sunday’s show but the “black shoe polish” that was all over them was from Joe Gorga’s black hairspray..!! There was no mention on the show or in blogs that he lost a hairpiece during the unfortunate fight. Oh, My…another cover-up! Melissa writing a book about a great marriage and giving advice on how to obtain one is a very bad joke. But, I see there is a great new grilling book from TG..!! Firing up the grill now..!!”
Another customer who has Mego’s number!
What an absolute DISGRACE to Italian Americans! This “wench” should be writing about how to manipulate a gullible”mono” into marriage, how to lie to cover more lies, or how to become the wedge in a family.
This customer would like to see the REAL stuff! If any Housewife were to write a tell-all, it would be JillZ… the Housewives have a gag order in their contracts!
“Publishers, Amazon, and BRAVO, instead of these insipid “advice” books from your “BRAVOlebrities”, how about allowing some hard cold truths to come out about your cast members?! I know I’d buy a book about how the Housewives shows are scripts and edited to show a different perception of the actual reality. I’d also buy a book about the fraudulent activities of the Laurita’s & Manzo’s (defrauding the Komen Charity, lying to a federal judge, lying to the people of NJ and receiving health benefits, affairs, etc). A book exposing Joe & Melissa Gorga’s past (his rape charge that was dropped, shady financial dealings including selling his parents home out from under them, living in the spec house they built, etc
Melissa’s lies about stripping, her & her sisters attacks on Teresa, Juicy, their kids, her ex ( Will leave unnamed due to his health issues) and oh so many more). Show these story lines on the show and see the ratings increase again. The same “destroy the Guidice at all costs” storyline is tired and old. As a former viewer, I know those storylines would bring me back. Teresa & Joe are no saints and have their fair share of problems, but my God, 3 seasons of constant bashing and then 3 hate fests(reunion shows) are beyond old and have disgusted many viewers. PLEASE, NO MORE USELESS HOUSEWIVES BOOKS!!! Books disclosing real behind the scenes producer shenanigans and lies perpetrated on the viewers?…YES,YES, AND YES SOME MORE!! Books on the truth behind the housewives and househusbands, YES!!” NOTE: Another customer who has not been reading SH! LOL!!!
NOTE: MeGo’s “writing” is almost as good as her singing! However, what can be expected when her book was written by Snooki’s ghostwriter… see SH December 20, 2012.