MELISSA GORGA, JOE GORGA: JoGo’s New Look… Plump Lips, Shaved Head, Dirty Clothes…

JoeyMarco Gorga is definitely catering to his key demographics… the middle-school-aged boys… at last night’s premiere of “Grown Ups 2.”

JMG is showing how he is cutting back on expenses… with the summer buzz cut!  BUT, that savings flies out the window with the coat of the lip plumping injections…

GORGA HAIR I ARROW

GORGA DRESS I ARROW

GORGA HAIR II ARROW

GORGA HAIR III ARROW

GORGA LIPS ARROW

 

NOTE:   JoGo always reverts back to his usual “look”:  juvenile and dirty!  In the immediate photo above, it appears that he didn’t bother to select a less-dirty t-shirt from the laundry pile!  

Note to MeGo:  Don’t forget to wipe off that messy spray tan stuff before you return your clothes to that local boutique!  (If you didn’t catch the letter to Melissa Gorga about her stained clothes the first time around… see SH July 8, 2013!)

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76 comments on “MELISSA GORGA, JOE GORGA: JoGo’s New Look… Plump Lips, Shaved Head, Dirty Clothes…

  1. His plumped lips are all the better for pickle kissing.
    Danielle should take him suit shopping. It’s horrible that that broken down ho and her buddy Danny have more style than these two.

  2. That looks like a suit coat, not a sport jacket, to me, which is an even worse fashion faux pas, IMHO. Like he could get any worse. I like a nice sport coat with a nice t-shirt and nice jeans. the key word here being NICE. He always looks like he dug through his dirty laundry hamper to find something where the stains aren’t too noticeable to wear. I mean, seriously Joe? You are such a tool. I agree with the poster about tailoring. That makes all the difference.

  3. Without even trying to sound hateful, I’m really sick of Mego & Lil’Joe, they just strike me as so phony. With or w/o the problems between them & Teresa I wish the producers would replace them. So boring. & you know looking at some of the stuff lilJ has done over the past couple of season; wearing Jax outfit on a dare one night, dressing up like his sister , trying to grab or bite Juicy the way he did in the latest fight, I really thing Josephina is who lilJ wants to be. I mean sumpin’s going on there. Weird thing is, as long as she can prance around on t.v. & buy the outfits she wants, I don’t think Mego even careswho lilJ really is. The whole thing with these two just seems really odd.

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