LISA VANDERPUMP: Lisa’s BravoBlog… Thinks Brandi Massage Was Funny…Wasn’t Welcome At Maloof Soiree… Lisa Loves YoFo!… And Loves Paul Nassif!!


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We are almost at the close of what has been a turbulent season. Friendships faltered and relationships divided. . .but some went from strength to strength.

I loved watching the massage we had. It was so funny that it confirmed why my friendship with Brandi continues to flourish. Yes, I know I can’t support everything she says. We have established that. But I believe that her intentions are good. However if she truly believes someone is hypocritical, they will not have a chance in getting away with it.

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I had decided not to attend Adrienne’s party. I wasn’t welcome there, in all honesty. Her chef has been vicious about me on social media and in the press numerous times and was clearly directed by somebody. Also, Adrienne, I can no longer regard in the same way.


Another party paid for by sponsors capitalizing on the publicity that ensues from these parties was not for me.

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I viewed with sadness the patronizing manner in which she continues to address her husband. The high jinx of him clowning around was one of the reasons we always loved him, but her efforts to emasculate him constantly baffle me. He is basically a good guy and although he has been thoroughly detrimental about me in the past, I am aware he was coerced.



He reached out to me after I voiced a modicum of support in the midst of some serious allegations. He apologized profusely and has repeatedly come to my restaurants and attempted to resolve things. We have supported him in our belief in standing up for what was right and try to support him through what has been a difficult time.

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We then witness Marisa exposing the obviously playful text from Brandi until Yolanda stepped in. This is why I love her. . .her no nonsense type of attitude.  Faye shows up with her input, which when I saw the footage disgusted me.

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I was the one who knocked on the door, opened it as they were all gossiping outside at the party.

Yes she was having a good old snog as we say in England. What is wrong with that?However I knew this was a fuel for many if I didn’t intervene. Now would she have taken it further? I don’t know you will have to ask her. . .but she didn’t.


Anyway onto more important things like arranging our party. Kevin Lee trouser-less was one of the reasons I adore him — he’s an avant-garde eccentric character that never fails to amuse me.

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This was our anniversary but we were all aware that it would also be our final party of the season, where we do include many who have been involved in our circle. Taylor had a plus one and had invited Linda, which worried me for a second but Yolanda quickly reassured me all was well.

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Yolanda and Brandi confronted Marisa on what went down at Adrienne’s party. I was intent on staying as far away from that conversation as possible but Faye, of course, comes and inserts herself in the middle of it. I would hazard a guess she was looking for trouble.

It worries me that she perceives the definition of a lady can be defined by a handbag. There are many women I would have interest in hearing their opinion of what makes a lady — Resnick is not one of them. Her reputation precedes her.

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Anyway you will see what transpires next week. Until then…I always read your comments. I love your support in regard to DWTS and thank you for watching. . .

Love always, Lisa.



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57 comments on “LISA VANDERPUMP: Lisa’s BravoBlog… Thinks Brandi Massage Was Funny…Wasn’t Welcome At Maloof Soiree… Lisa Loves YoFo!… And Loves Paul Nassif!!

  1. If Taylor’s plus 1 was Linda. Then that would mean Dwight received his own invite? Or was he Kevin Lee’s plus 1?

    • Traylor-Park had a few plus 1s. Dee-Dee and Linda and a third person PLUS Dwight and his plus 1. That’s a lot of mileage out of 1 invitation. These guests take liberties, don’t they?

        • Camille should treat her BFF to a facelift or botox treatments if she’s constantly going to put her on TV.

          • funny you mention that b/c when I saw her in the background her face looked a good 10 yrs younger…now that I’m writing about her I cannot get that BS in the bathroom at Brandi’s Malibu party where Dee was in the bathroom with her going ‘you know I love you, I’m not going to watch her do that to you, you have to know I love you’!! and Cammy was like w/her baby-bambi tone and demeanor ‘I know you love me DeeDee, I know you love me…’

            soooooooo ridiculous!!!

    • That was an eye-opener for me too. Trailor invited linda???? I had heard or read somewhere that Linda wanted to be a BH housewife. How desperate and pathetic of both Traylor and Linda to attend.

      • It was particularly egregious to bring Linda since Traylor-Park concocted the excuse to YoFo that Linda told her terrible things about David and that was why T-P was angry with the Foster couple. Therefore, bringing Linda was a stupid move on Traylor-Park’s part. She may have wanted to throw a little curve YoFo’s way.

    • Marisa has psycho-hair. I guarantee she is a raging btch behind closed doors. The only two people I’ve ever known with thin short frizzy-like hair that looks like it’s been pulled out was a very messed up porn star and a girl known around town as ‘Scary Mary’ Enough said.

  2. I agree.. Taylor did that on purpose, knowing Yolanda would be there. God I hope there are more people in BH like Yolanda than what it seems.. I almost feel bad that she is forced to hang around these morons when she normally wouldn’t.

  3. Lisa, you’re fab. You’re just like the friends I choose. If you can use your influence to rid the show of everyone except yourself, Brandi and Yolanda, rhobh would be a better place for it. And please prevent the morally corrupt Faye from ever disgracing my television screen again. What is Bravo thinking?
    Oh, also, please adopt me, my husband, our kids and our cats. Thanks. ;)

      • Yep, Lisa is def. a keeper and you can just tell she is truly a good friend to her “real friends”. Also I LOVED the scene with Brandi and Lisa getting their massages, now that was entertaining and ENJOYABLE TO WATCH!!!!!

  4. The only thing I have to say about Lisa’s blog is for Faye – Boom! Roasted!

    Lady Vanderpump has your number Rancid… best to shut it down now.

  5. Lisa pulls a different audience on Bravo than what prime time does.Lisa will not get the fans on DWts like she may hope.She is up against some real people that have done something rather than another “reality” show.She had too much hair/hair pieces and that dog needs to stay home.She looked out of place on DWTS.

  6. Love love love Lisa but I didn’t enjoy the massage scene at all. That comment about the peanut butter was DISGUSTING. It was worse than Jac’s underwear sniffing comment.

  7. brandi’s reputation past and still present precedes her. was hoping some lisa would rub off on her. the peanut butter comment was disgusting. please lisa, i know u have a great british style of humor; please do not let brandi’s foul manners rub off on you.

  8. The weirdest thing for me to accept is that Adrienne shows up at Lisa’s party. WTF? IF she’s so upset about her split, why go there at all? Stay home and cry in your vodka shots, woman and STFU.

  9. Lindas comment about making her jam “is so middle class” was revolting, although not as revolting as the crap that comes out of Faye Resdick’s mouth!

    • Ew I thought that’s what she said!!! What a disgusting ferret faced woman.. No wonder David left her. Oh look that’s so middle class of me to say.

  10. Adrienne showed up to take the attention off of Lisa! It is so obvious. Of all places to share your separation news- a Vow Renewal? Come on. Adrienne is so manipulative and immature.

  11. When Adrienne walked into Lisa’s they all started crying like it was a funeral.Have noticed when Adrienne “graces” the scene they lower their voices like someone died.The whole scene changes to a downer when Adrienne shows up.Like they are walking on egg shells.A divorce can be as bad as a funeral/death but in this case for Paul it is a celebration to be rid of that HW hag.His penis will be happy too.

  12. Soooooooo…….Brandi DID have sex in the bathroom at Kyle’s white party. You say what’s wrong with that, Lisa? Well, if that were my bathroom in my house, I’d blow a couple gaskets and drop-kick Brandi and her fellow snogger out the house! Then I’d have to sterilize the entire bathroom. I remember how Tree flipped her lid on NJ season 1 over Danielle doing a guy in her beach house. It’s the pinnacle of disrespect.

    • Have you met a dictionary? Snog = kissing!
      snog 1653 up, 723 down
      1. verb; to interface passionately with another being, creating a field of physical obsession and focused arousal +centered+ on the lips, mouth and tongue.

      2. verb; to play tonsil hockey

      • 1. this BS puritanical culture has made sex, a healthy human act (especially if both parties are single) that releases serotonin, makes you happy…
        2. You’d throw someone out for kissing some guy?? I could understand if one of the girls walked in on Fayke giving their dad a knob-job but they’re probably used to seeing things like that given the level of moral fibre shared between the Richards and Rancid…

        • Cadetpink: your comment is hysterical. I can’t stop laughing… Thanks for bringing the conversation back down to earth with the reality of the situation. Who would toss out someone for kissing??? That is the question. The Brandi having anonymous sex in the bathroom has already been exposed as being a rumor, a lie (as in UNtrue).

          • Thanks, was being snarky but I think I’d offended another poster, but I do think there was just a misunderstanding of brit. slang (snog/shag are quite close in sound but not in meaning). Love how Fayke has been exposed as the type to get down in the bathroom at someone elses place, clearly was projecting.

            • I know. Fayke acts as though she’s Mother Superior with her pronouncements off the cross. When in fact, she is far from that. She must not realize the public’s memory is long and her reputation is more sullied than a Sunset Strip streetwalker.

      • Was merely giving my opinion. You can disagree with someone without insulting his/her intelligence. Thank you for the clarification.

        • I didnt mean to insult- and if that’s what I did then I am sorry. I had written this below b/c I think that the slang is getting confused. And again, I do apologize if that was a rude comment.
          Shag= Sex
          Snog= making out

    • Lisa said she was the one that knocked on the door and Brandi answered. She said in her way, they were making out not having sex.

      • I think there’s a confusion about the language:
        Shag= sex
        Snog= making out

        HUUUUUGE difference, like Phaedras donkey booty huge…. ;)

  13. The theatrics is way off the charts. Lisa you are elegant as is your friend Yolanda. Jealousy makes the others the way they are. Picking on Brandi gives them all a high except for KimKat I think she is always high. Vyle you need something to way you up and perhaps sooner than you think you will find out. Marissa you are not relevant to the show and neither are you Rancid. You need a new face like AD. Brandi stay the way you are. You are the best thing that has happened to this show. You brought it life this year. Ok signing out. JMO ladies.

    • I dont know how everyone else feels, but I would LOVE to see Brandi hook-up with Dean. I mean c’mon, everyone agrees how Adrienne emasculated Paul in every season and that is exactly how Marissa treats Dean, if not worse. I mean DAMN, she is constantly talking about wanting someone different and saying right in front of him that “He loves her more then she loves him”, I mean c’mon, I think Marissa really thinks her ass is gold!

      • No, I wouldn’t like to see Brandi have Dean – for fun. It would be really wrong for many reasons. But, I wouldn’t care if Dean had fun with someone else since Marisa has continually degraded him on camera. She thinks she’s being funny. But, she’s not.

          • I agree romo…that is why he keeps his little grin on his face when she makes those emasculating comments about him. He has the beautiful women that fulfill all his needs. Her hair is probably the thing I don’t understand the most. She constantly looks like she is 6 weeks past the expiration date of a new hair color.

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