Free trip to Paree!! Hell yeah and danke schoen! I’ll do cartwheels and even do some splits for a FREE trip!!
I TOLD you that I didn’t like that Yolanda chick! She’s tryin’ to take your place as the Housewife who does splits!
What should I do, MO-reese?
Dammit! If Yolanda is gonna do splits, then you’re gonna have to up your game, Hagface my Kyle-ee! Howz about doin’ that death drop that you keep talkin’ about?
Doin’ that death drop would keep everyone tuned in… people would be talkin’ about it for years or at the most a few hours!
Oh, John!! You have the key to my Bravo contract!!
I’m throwin’ my love key into the stinky Seine, my Hagface lovely Kyle… when our kids come here, they’ll have to dive in and find it! Antibiotics!!
Hey, Lisa… like why am I wearin’ this orange dress? Did you peckblurb at ut4 m ur drib drab Kyle blab flab house gab jab tab stolen nab lab…
Uh… Lisa, darling… Kim is fading. She’s gonna drop on your left… watch out! I’d catch her, but I gotta hold Giggy…
It’s a real shame about Kim… she dropped on the bloody sidewalk… but, she got a scenic ride through Paris!
The ambulance rides are so much nicer here than anywhere in the world! Kim mumbled to me… “I’m gonna die in the same ambulance as Lady Di.” She vas so gelukkig!
Did I hear you correctly… that Kim was writing a book, dahling? Is she bloody bonkers?
In Dutch vee vood say: YAH…. YAH… she’s knutz!
“Stop knockin’ on my door! (KEN… tell them to stop knocking!)” I’m NOT supposed to be here, Kim!
So, you’re writing a book, Kim?
Well, if Sh*tForBrainsBlabbermouth Brandi can write a book, so can I!
No you can’t, Kim… you could never write a book like me! NEVER EVER! You don’t tweet and you can’t drink no more!
I CAN write a book! I CAN!
I CAN tweet and I’ll start drinkin’ again…
For the love of ‘ell, Brandi…give Kim the name of your bloody ghostwriter!
To start… everyone must chop off de head of a peej-eon… we den chop off de head of a cheek-en… and den de duck head…
OMG!! I can’t, I can’t… I just can’t! I can’t believe I left my kids with LeAnn…
That was a master plan you had, Ken! Sendin’ our wives to learn how to cook… but, they’re NEVER gonna cook for us at home! What a scam!
Yeah… but, we got rid of them for the whole afternoon! Let’s go cruisin’ for some French chicks!
I LOVE you, Ken!! I been waitin’ for this moment for three years!! Let’s get us some Frenchies!
You vill zen tell your cooks to put all zee ingredientses in zee pot…
Oh! I cook for my family every night! What did you call this thing that you put on the stove? OH, yeah… a pot! I knew that…
NOOOOOOO!!!! Not the hair! Not the hair!!!
Here’s to our great afternoon! Thanks for goin’ to cookin’ class, Hagface my Kyle-ee! I had the best time…
Message to Kyle: “You gotz da ManHandz! Go to Hell… go directly to Hell”!
OMG! This purse just told me that I’m fat!
Thanks for puttin’ that vodka bottle in my purse, MO-reese! You’ve kept my story line goin’!
How are we gonna pick up French chicks on these things… bloody brilliant idea, Mo-reese! At least I had brains enough to hire a bloody bus…
Hey! David!! Over here! Hurry!! Land that jet… get me away from these imbeciels!
Can I go with you, Yolanda? Please? PLEEEEEEEZE??? Will you adopt me? PLEEEEEEZE???
We got rid of Kim!! Yolanda adopted her!! Isn’t that what you wanted all along, Hagface Kyle?? Didn’t you want her to be adopted just like you?? Happy, happy, happy!!!!
OOOhhhhhh! That was rich. I laughed out LOUD! Thanks for the fun. My fave caption was when Dim-Kim proclaimed that she could write a book. btw: I’d forgotten how truly fugly ole KEN was. Compared to his squished face, Pinocchio (er, Brokes) looks almost acceptable.
I saw Ken and Lisa in person and they are both extremely attractive.
She means “Kimmie’s” Ken, not Lisa’s.
ewww… now HE is gross!!!
Will never look at Paris quite the same way ever again! Ha ha ha. Thanks again SH!
We miss being on TV—-HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh ya’ I was wondering if Giggy gets jet lag…
I want to know what Yo is using to knock on Kim’s door. Does she keep that thing in her purse all the time? Is she afraid of breaking a nail?
Lol! It’s her Hermes door knocking device. Her fingers are way too privileged to knock on doors…
OUTSTANDING!!!
Uuuugh!!! That Stella McCartney burlap bag with a chain, again!!! Also, these women wear leopard skin prints as if it was a classic wardrobe staple. Kyle opening her own clothing store is almost as bad as, well, Kim opening up a new rehab centre.
Was that purse covered in sequins?
Call me cra, but sequins and chains is not something I’d drop that kind of $$$ on.
You have a point. Vyle must have mentioned that she was opening her store at least 4 times while shopping in a fine Paris shop. (That was a self promo shout out.) She truly is “the style impaired”!
I assume these pics of Kyle were taking after she promised to never do a split again. Smh!
Hilarious…specially MOreese and Vyle’s pixs. Still can’t understand why Yo threw Lisa under the
bus when she told Kim Lisa doesn’t really care because she didn’t call you today… Lisa probably wanted to leave enough alone already…the more she said the deeper it got.
Have always wanted to go to Paris….have always thought of kissing under the Eiffel Tower with someone I was in love with….poisoned the image….. damn you Kyle.
Outstanding, Ms SH! Luv the picts, and your comments I am lmao!!
PS do you know what kind of bubble gum comes in brown?? “Kyles comment”?
Kyle and those splits has got to be the most juvenile thing I have seen from a hw…
Kyle has the worst taste ever. That lepord print coat was hideous. Does anyone know how “her” store (that has other equal investors if I’m not mistaken) is doing? When dear Lord will Andy ever get that Kyle and Kim drag this show down. May as well call it the Richard Sisters Show – BORING.
ITA! Every scene with the Bitchards Sisters is the same thing: Vyle whines and cries about being concerned for Dim-Kim. And D-K is bug eyed and slurs her resentments about being under scrutiny from Vyle. Ugh!
I thought Brandi and YoFo were the most appropriately dressed for this trip. It’s just pain dumb to wear those high heels when you’re walking around sight seeing!
I really don’t think MO-reese is good looking.
He isn’t and he seems to just get uglier.
Anybody notice how Mo-reese looked at Brandi when she mentioned the three-some on the balcony? I swear he looked verrry interested. They even caught him on film almost smacking and licking his lips as he gazed at Brandi!
Yes, I caught that as well. In a S-1 lost footage episode, it was shown that some blond bimbo propositioned Maurice on the dance floor and Kyle screamed at the woman for trying to pick up Mo. When Kyle asked Mo if he knew the woman, he just laughed it off. Then, Vyle pushed the blond stranger out of the house screaming that nobody does that in her home. Her bigger concern should have gone to her hubby, who did not reject the drunken trollop when she approached him. If Vyle was going to get insanely angry, it should have gone to Maurice; for not handling the situation like a “happily married man”. He does a lot of looking at the female cast member’s chests (with lots of interested leers). He’s probably a player.