SH “HIT AND RUN” TUESDAY: Paul Nassif Sendin’ “Reunion Message”… Shana and Yolanda “Fight For The Cameras”… Brandi Glanville’s “New Boyfriend”!!!… Crooks Ayers “Makin’ His Way Back To Vicki!!… Mohamed With Joanna Krupa “Picture Says a LOT”!!

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@DrPaulNassif will be at the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion show… via taped message… and… he’s also givin’ away some freebie Botox!

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From ROL about the reunion show:    

‘Lisa has been furious with Kyle all season for never defending her when the other ladies tore into her – and it all came out on Friday!

‘They exchanged some very, very angry words but Lisa managed to keep it in check so she didn’t come across as a catty b***h.’   NOTE:  Lisa’s acting abilities are being used to Lisa’s advantage.  How great Lisa’s “acting abilities” are is questionable!

“Yolanda [Foster] and Taylor [Armstrong] also went at it, but it seemed totally forced, like they were playing it up for the cameras.

ADRIENNE ARROW

There was also a great deal of talk about Adrienne Maloof, who wasn’t at the taping so couldn’t defend herself at all.”

NOTE:  Come on, people!  Bravo ain’t mad at Adrienne or Camille!  Everyone was together in May 2012 when Adrienne and Paul opened another BlizzYogurt in Las Vegas.  Camille signed up for a scattering of episodes… and Adrienne signed up knowing she was getting the “bad edit” this season on the RHOBH.

ADRIENNE BLIZZ YOGURT LV ARROW

MOREESE KYLE FAYE ARROW

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Just can’t resist:

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“POOR” Brandi Glanville got herself another Eddie!!

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Everybody knows… said like Phaedra Parks…

PHAEDRA EVERYBODY KNOWS ARROW

… that Crooks Ayers is gettin’ himself all prepared for once again participating in the next season of the Real Housewives of Orange County.   Just think… the OC show started the whole HWs “reality” genre…

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Crooks is makin’ his way out to the OC!

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Don’t worry, Vicki… Crooks wouldn’t miss it for the world!  

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Crooks’ LOVES bein’ a bit player on a sinking “reality” show!

BUT, Da Donald didn’t want Crooks on TheApprentice… even after Crooks tried his best Donald look!

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‘Cause of his good fortune as a “reality” persona, Crooks has taken his used teeth offa EBay!

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Workin’ his way back to da Vickster… whether she likes it or not!!

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Mohamed tweeted this photo of him with SkankyJo Krupa…

A picture says a thousand words!!

MOHAMED JOANNA ARROW

(Thanks to SH readers “Suzy”  ”PMG” “Flo” “MeMa” “CathyFromFtM” “Phi” “Ramen” and “Jozy”!!!)

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29 Responses to SH “HIT AND RUN” TUESDAY: Paul Nassif Sendin’ “Reunion Message”… Shana and Yolanda “Fight For The Cameras”… Brandi Glanville’s “New Boyfriend”!!!… Crooks Ayers “Makin’ His Way Back To Vicki!!… Mohamed With Joanna Krupa “Picture Says a LOT”!!

  1. Girlfriend says:

    Joho: yea mo shut up, I’m gonna deny you like i denied Jo Francis, BOUYA!

    • romoshedint says:

      Lol! Mo sent that same tweet 4 times. He reeeeeally wanted to make sure it got out there. Although the first one he sent was this one:
      @MohamedAHadid: Look who I ran into at Ilpastaio my old friend officialjoannakrupa http://t.co/VnuoIBAEj3

      The one he sent next, 4 times, was the one where he cropped the random girl out and SkankJo wearing her engagement ring. Ya, a pic says a lot alright. A cropped pic… ;-)

  2. Girlfriend says:

    Mohammed’s hair line with his longish hair is just not such a great look, that receeding hairline is what gets me. Werewoolf Teresa should give him some hair, then their foreheads would both even out.

    • Stlrfan8 says:

      I’m not sure why everyone comments on Teresa’s hairline… it seems to fit her face. It’s a little low but folks like MeGo and Mohammed have hairlines that are ridiculously high so… I see it a lot though so I wondered. I would never have noticed Teresa’s hairline if so many people hadn’t mentioned it.

      • tibi says:

        It is what God gave her. I never comment on something that is natural only when they have plastic surgery.

        • Girlfriend says:

          ITA TiBi, I don’t like to comment , but when it comes to bafoonery of the HWs and those near them, well then it’s a different story. These are vicious sick ppl that ask for it, so fair game

      • anomnomnom says:

        I love Teresa and noticed her hairline from day one, I just pretended not to notice bc I’m Team Teresa. I look at everything but the hairline. It just doesn’t exist for me.

    • Buck Henry says:

      I love Teresa, but when her hair got wet at the beach during the big trip do you know what she looked like? She looked like one of the apes from the planet of the apes from the 60′s.

      • donewithbravo says:

        That, or Eddie Munster. It’s downright scary, and instead of purchasing the boobs or fertility treatment, she should have gone in for laser treatment to scale back the fur.

    • LyndaS says:

      I thought he was wearing a rug. With all of his millions, he could get a better looking “do”.

  3. Sandi Duffy says:

    Teresa looks like a cro-magnon with that hairline and Melissa looks like Eddie Munster in drag with that 5 head.

  4. Buck Henry says:

    I still say and that Joanna was an escort UTR and that she was a “friend” of Mohammed’s and he had Joe take her off his hands for him.

  5. LINUSSPACEHEAD says:

    Crook’s Bravo gig will come to a sudden stop once he strikes GOLD!
    Then he will do what any gold miner would do; gather his treasure and cash it in.
    And that will be the last we see of Crook.

    • Malaika says:

      May you be right Linus… cause that guy is really too shady and creepy. How ON EARTH can Vicky hit that? I mean, she could do better, right? Even though she’s completely crazy, but since she’s determined to date a broke pathetic loser, she should at least get a young one (wink wink Adrienne)

    • LyndaS says:

      IF that is what it takes to get rid of ole Brokes, then he’ll be with Miss Vicki 4-ever.

  6. LyndaS says:

    Why-oh-why is Paul sending a tape to the reunion? From S-1, he reminded me of Fred Flintstone with his archaic, one dimensional manner. He was a prop on the show. He should just shut up and go away now that he has expired.

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