BRANDI GLANVILLE: Brandi’s BravoBlog…

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Paris! Yolanda and I really bonded on our trip to Paris. We had both spent many years there modeling in the past. I think Yolanda is a beautiful sexy woman and when she asks me to go exercise, I do. If I wanted to look that good in 10 years I better get my ass jogging (even though I was super under the weather).

Side note: My curling iron exploded in Paris so forgive the lack of effort that went into my hair.   NOTE:  Brandi’s curling iron exploded because she probably forgot to bring an adapter… if she spent so much time in Paris, she would have known that there’s different electrical current!

We all head to the Eiffel Tower, and I wasn’t super excited because I am deathly afraid of heights. So when you see me standing next to the iron please note that I was two decks back from the edge where Yo scared the shit out of me and pretended to “fly.”

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Kyle and Lisa have a heart-to-heart and Kyle admits that she is jealous of Lisa’s friendship with me. Kyle says that Lisa and I are a mismatched pair. . .Hmmm wonder what she means by that? Lisa and I have the exact same sense of humor. My friends’ ages range from 22 to 65 years old. As far as social circles go, I was at P. Diddy’s White Party many times way before Kyle’s White Party and even before I knew who Kyle Richards was. I guess Kyle was referiing to our bank accounts because that is the only real mismatched thing about Lisa and I.  I’m working very hard to change that.  NOTE:  It’s “Me”… oh, never mind.

Kim and I had a bonding moment on the Tower, which I thought was very sweet. Kyle and Lisa kissed it out — so let’s hope it all goes better now.

I love to cook, so I was very excited to take this cooking class although I have never loved French food. When we were leaving the hotel heading to the cooking class, I realized that  Kim was missing. Yolanda and Kyle went up to check on her.

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We all hoped it was not another Hawaii incident. This trip to Paris, Kim seemed fine one second and then completely off the next. We were all very concerned about her. Yolanda and Kyle were able to wake Kim and get her down to the class. Lisa was truly concerned, but Kim took it as something it wasn’t. I thought it better to just give Kim and Kyle their space, but I’m not the boss of anyone here.

 

While in cooking class, I see a duck head and I am not OK with this at all. I used to have a pet duck named Oscar. I just couldn’t stomach watching the beheading of these cute little ducks.

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We end up having a lovely dinner, and I innocently flirt with the chef although I really was just being a jokester. Kim and I had yet another bonding moment at the table and I am enjoying getting along with her.

Yolanda, Kyle, Kim, and Mauricio go shopping and Kim is upset because she thinks Lisa is stirring the pot. Yolanda assures her that it doesn’t matter, and if that is true she isn’t her friend. Yolanda was being extremely sweet to Kim and helping her out the entire trip. To make things very clear it was because Kim seemed very unstable during our Paris trip and we were all worried about her.

Yolanda was just trying to help Kim put her best foot forward and worry about her health instead of what the rest of us gals thought. All of us, including Lisa, were coming from a loving place.

Until next week!

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47 Responses to BRANDI GLANVILLE: Brandi’s BravoBlog…

  1. Pat Johnson says:

    What is really, really sad is that poor Kim is being exploited by her sister and the Bravo producers.

    She seems too fragile to be able to make decisions regarding her private life when she signed on to be a member of this cast. Allowing herself to be cast in the role of “is she or isn’t she using and abusing?” is difficult to watch.

    Knowing that most of the “feuds” are contrived is quite different than watching someone who struggles with real issues of substance abuse and emotional well being. She appears uneasy in most scenes, as if she is uncertain of what is required of her to react to even the most innocuous conversation. I would have some concerns as a family member watching her attempt to give the producers a performance when all the while the issue is whether she is “sober” at any particular moment.

    No question the other ladies can “hold their own” but Kim comes across as a rather pitiable performer whose best chance of survival may just be to disappear from the spotlight and begin the healing offstage.

    She owes that much to herself and her children since so much of this “drama” centers on whether she is “using” whenever she appears onscreen.

    For someone who appears so desperate to recover this is the last thing she needs.

    • One more thing, when you talk about the different electric, don’t they tell you that in customs? I would think Beandi would know that since she traveled abroad before.

      • Miss: No, customs is not responsible for your converters. TFC! SH

        • Girlfriend says:

          Brandi lived in France for so long and doesn’t speak any French?
          It couldn’t be because she didn’t have a converter that her iron blew up, no converter then nothing works, it doesn’t cause an explosion, although its a great thought.

          • GF: Not using a converter can sizzle your appliances out in seconds. Brandi was probably overstating the situation. TFC!! SH

            • pjbottoms says:

              Kim forgot her meds and Brandi forgot her converter…..Producers stole them to create drama. So over this bunch!

            • shelagh5 says:

              Exactly, in Ireland I had a few things ruined with a bad converter…

              • shelagh5: People who have done some traveling would know these little things! And would know that dogs are just as welcome in restaurants as their owners in France… and would know that the usual lunch time in France is at least an hour and a half to two hours. Some workers drop by their homes, pick up their dogs and take them with them to have lunch. It’s an entirely different workday/lunchtime than that of the ‘very rushed, gobble up your sandwich in 30 minutes’ US. TFC!! SH

              • Girlfriend says:

                Ditto SH, I don’t need to be in France to eat a great lunch enjoy a glass of wine w my divine dog w me either , I do it very nicely here in NYC too , outdoors or where they kno w
                us and I’ll sneak him in. Viva la pooch!!!! Viva el giggy!!!!!!

              • originalcyn1 says:

                Florida is very pooch friendly as well. I had more than one great date with a dog!

              • Girlfriend says:

                Ditto SH, I don’t need to be in France to eat a great lunch enjoy a glass of wine w my divine dog w me either , I do it very nicely here in NYC too , outdoors or where they kno w
                us and I’ll sneak him in. Viva la pooch!!!! Viva el giggy!!!!!! Having trouble posting

          • dazed: Really??? Where have you traveled? Where did you stay?? What upscale hotel/s exactly? Let’s see what you consider “upscale”! If you have done ANY traveling, you NEVER forget that little converter! If you have done any traveling, that little converter would be in your bag already. If you have done any traveling, you would have extra converters! SH

            • Girlfriend says:

              Personally I do not use a converter never did, I always use a European volt dryer (experienced traveller), all hotels have converters you can use, no big deal. DAZED, it is presumed Brandi doesn’t speak French, cuz if she did, you betcha there would have been a spotlight on that to show up the other hillbillies. Who said anything aboutbrandi lying about anything, I don’t see that here???? Dazed can you tell us all about the IMPORTANT stuff that pertains to silly, superficial FU**ED up housewives that are morally corrupt? If you want to focus on important matters I suggest you go to the NYtimes sight and volunteer at your local burn unit, and then save some helpless orphaned puppymill dogs, and the innocent children who are born w HIV………that’s a good start.

              • Girlfriend says:

                I did not question ur travel experience, but perhaps u need to reread ur original post to see why you received the reaction u did from SH and myself. no one but brandi has portrayed Brandi as a foul mouthed brash young thing , and if she spoke french we’d see it, she’d be foul mouthed in french too.

              • dazed: Well, that sure musta been some fine “upscale” accommodations you were stayin’ in to school everyone on SH about converters! Yeah… Haiti is on the list of luxurious places to visit! You certainly DID start a fight! And then you stoop to name calling. That crap don’t fly on SH. Get lost. SH

              • GF: As you well know, a seasoned traveler brings everything… and is prepared for any little inconvenience that might arise. Why bother the hotel if you already have what you need and that includes “upscale” hotels! “Dazed” had to do a bit of research before she came back with another comment and her “proof” of being an “upscale” traveler. “Dazed” is outta here. TFC!!! SH

              • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

                Hey MS SH you got a posse now..

              • Girlfriend says:

                My post went to the bottom of the page…..pooh pooh

              • lisa: WOOT-WOOT! LOL!! TFC!! SH

              • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

                what shall we call this posse?

              • Girlfriend says:

                Dazed we can be anywhere in the world and talk about stupid housewives, its called lap top, ipad, iphone, samsung galaxy, etc……have fun in Tahiti. It’s a shame you don’t have the intelligence and insight to see the sight for what it is, you could have had fun here, and then would have seen how brilliant and hilarious ms SH and the site are, it’s truly a lovely community.

              • GF: Thank you! Commenters such as “dazed”… are simply stoopid! TFC!! SH

              • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

                You and your crew..really?

              • dazed: You be at the wrong site! No one refers to fellow commenters as “honey”… and, you ain’t the first person to claim that all they do all day is “help” people. You will certainly have no problem in finding a site which will fit your very special needs. Make sure to call your travel agent before you leave or do you arrange your own travel? Yeah… you sound like a Priceline person who thinks that Orbitz is “upscale”! LOL!!! SH

    • LyndaS says:

      I completely agree with you well chosen comments. Kim has admitted to being uncomfortable traveling (or going to an event) with her sister, Vyle (who has behaved like a stage mother). Kim can’t really get well under the intense scrutiny.

  2. prez says:

    Well said Pat. Every time I see Kim in a scene it makes my heart hurt. Kyle is a disgusting bitch for exploiting her sister in this manner. She was always jealous of Kim, and now she is making sure that the entire world knows Kim is a mess. Kim will never be offered another acting role thanks to her bitch of a sister. I wish Kathy Hilton would step in. This is an awful situation to watch. I think the entire viewing audience absolutely despises Kyle (and her fake husband as well).

    • Girlfriend says:

      Kyle, a.k.a lucifer. There’s nothing left to say, as a producer Kyle allows these scenes with her sister to air is pure evil. The only reason a person does this or forms of it is out of jealousy. Finally Kyle feels in the superior position in life and is going to make sure to kick kim when she’s down and keep her there. Kim was the prettier sister, more successful sister and more likable sister all their lives and Kyle was the psycho with smoke comin outta her ears and foaming at the corners of her mouth, then something changed for kim………wonder what the Hilton’s have to say about all this.

    • Pat Johnson says:

      Kim’s issues are deep seeded. She was the primary support of that dysfunctional family and missed out on a normal childhood. As with a lot of “kid stars” her talent was unable to survive the crossover into adulthood and she seems to be bearing the scars.

      Keep in mind that Kathy Hilton is also a product of the same mother who pushed and exploited her daughters into “fame”. How could the same mother of Paris Hilton be expected to “step in” and save Kim from herself when her own offspring is such a tawdry mess? How often has Paris been arrested or detained for drug possession?

      My concern is that she is being used to hype up a “story line” for Bravo ratings which is a pitiful way to make a living if this is why she has agreed to doing it. She has been edited to look even more foolish with the suggestion that she has possibly “re-offended”.

      Kyle has shown herself to be a dreadful human being overall using Kim as her excuse. What I find interesting is how often we hear Kyle “praise” her deceased mother but no mention is ever made of their father. Who is he and what role did he play in their lives if at all?

      But apparently this is what happens when you agree to “sell your soul” to a reality series that has no interest in you beyond ratings. This can be applied to anyone of these women but in the case of Kim who suffers from a real problem it is disturbing to watch her.

      • Girlfriend says:

        Does anyone expect Kathy Hilton (mother of PARIS) to save a family?

        • Pat Johnson says:

          I know. The same Kathy Hilton who encouraged both Paris and Nikki to drop out of school at the age of 15 to pursue a life of partying in NYC.

          Another son has had his share of recent troubles with the law in LA so I would not consider Kathy as one to serve as Kim’s interventionist.

          With all their money this family is useless.

          • Girlfriend says:

            No wonder the grandfather didn’t leave a dime to any of them.

            • Girlfriend says:

              He didn’t die yet he’s leaving 97% to charity

              • Girlfriend says:

                I bet Kyle gloated about that too

              • Pat Johnson says:

                I read somewhere that Paris has a trust fund as well as her siblings.

                Which explains why none of them have to actually work for a living and can afford to fly all over the globe posing for pictures and behaving like total morons.

              • Girlfriend says:

                They are not hefty trust funds, plus Paris has made money on her own. The Hilton family is worth 2.3 billion, after it is dispersed among various charities there is about $50 million for the Rick Hilton’s and his siblings to inherit, that’s not much for each family.

      • originalcyn1 says:

        Everyone assumes that Kim supported her family. I believe Kim’s father had a successful business and he supported his children along with their mothers many husbands. There were also laws put in place after Jackie Coogan limiting how much control and access parents/agents could have to their earnings..Kim’s Mother used what she could get her hands on to embellish her lifestyle. I read that her father had left the girls the house they lived in when he died, which their Mother kept for herself. Seems house theft runs in the family.

        • Girlfriend says:

          He prolly left the house in their name, giving permission to their mother to live out her days there, that’s common

          • originalcyn1 says:

            From what I read Big Kathy tortured him even on his death bed. To say they didn’t have a good relationship is being kind. I doubt he would have done anything that would have her in consideration. He left the house to Kyle and Kim not their mother.

            • Girlfriend says:

              Ok so KKK let their mother live her old days out in the house

              • originalcyn1 says:

                I believe she sold it to buy the palm springs house and lived there with one of her new husbands. Not really an ethical family.Then who am I to Judge.

              • Girlfriend says:

                That’s the whole idea of this site………to judge

      • shelagh5 says:

        Well said… The whole Big Kathy family is sick… Kim is still high as far as I’m concerned.. She should be taken off this show, and sober up.. It might not be alcohol, but she is on something… Alcoholics try to avoid all medications, anything that gives them a buzz, they know its one step away from blowing it again…

  3. gessiewtf says:

    Stfu Brandi. Oh, is that impolite? I’m sorry.

  4. Susie says:

    Brandi is friends with Lisa and now Yolanda for what it will bring her.Rich connections and maybe a rich husband.Them more Brandi reveals about her past the more I dont care for her.She is and was a tramp.

    Kim will be more exploited more if Trailer the other lust is not back on next season.Kim will get all the “bad edits”.She will crumble under the pressure and unforunately that is what Bravo is looking for another tragedy.Kyle even says next week something about finding her dead..Kim’s kids need to step in and pull the plug before its too late.I am sure Kim needs the Bravo check to survive but at what price.

  5. LyndaS says:

    It’s been nice that Brandi has not been involved in any kerfuffles while in Paris. I thought it was cute when she and Yolanda did cartwheels along the Seine.

  6. Girlfriend says:

    Your name dazed and confused is appropriate, good choice.

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