The husband of an EX-Housewife is attempting to win a contest and needs your votes.
“Vote for ME as best reality TV star turned singer”
Simon van Kempen released this statement via his Facebook page:
I laid low and made it through the 1st three rounds beating out every other Bravo (or Ex Bravo) Reality person in the process and now I need your help to win the final. Please just take a few seconds to vote for me.
I don’t hassle you much on Facebook and all this takes is a couple of clicks. Please VOTE (as often as you like) before the poll closes this Thursday!
The voting takes place at RyanSeacrest.com…
Note to Simon: Your promise of making another single if you win this poll is NOT an incentive for anyone to vote for you…
…nor does seeing anyone’s “van Kempen”!!
Simon and Alex McCord were last spotted on CelebrityWhatever… trying to mend their **cough, cough**shattered marriage…
Simon and Alex LOVE that “reality show” easy money… and will consider all offers!
We DON’T wanna see anymore of this!
OH… who cares about all these Housewives?
The most important item for today is this:
March 4 is NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY!
As part of National Grammar Day, there was a haiku contest… and this is the winning haiku… created by Akira Okrent:
I am an error
And I will reveal myself
After you press send
This was the winning haiku from last year:
Being a dangler,
Jane knew it would have to come
out of the sentence
There is also a list of songs which made the “Grammar Songwriting Hall of Shame!”
The number one shameful grammar song is by Bob Dylan… you can listen to the entire BadGrammarPlaylist here!
BUT… We’re gonna feature another bad grammar song on the list… “TakeTheMoneyAndRun” by the Steve Miller Band.
WHY did we choose a song by the SteveMillerBand?
‘Cause the SteveMillerBand also wrote John Turturro’s theme song… “TheJoker”!!!
You can also visit NationalGrammarDay.com to find out more about NGD!
NOTE: Since Camille Grammer might have some extra time on her hands, she would be the perfect spokesmodel for NationalGrammarDay! Grammar…. Grammer. Get it? Camille would probably have to write a haiku as part of the process!
haiku plural of hai·ku (Noun)
Now… who the hell had the very bad leg? The hint was that she was on a Bravo show… NOT that she is or ever was a Housewife!
The answer: that butter-lovin’ Queen of suthern cookin’… Paula Deen!!
Oh… we love us some Pauler! Paula has gone through some troubling times and has found herself to he happy and seeming to be havin’ herself a good old time!! Go on witcher self, Paula Deen!! Don’t matter what your legs look like… you ain’t on no Housewives show! Have yourself a good time and sell those hams!!