THIS IS REALITY!!
FULL BODY SCANS AT THE AIRPORT:
The T.S.A. disclosed the Airport Screening Results…
| Terrorists Discovered | 0 |
| Transvestites | 133 |
| Hernias | 1,485 |
| Hemorrhoid Cases | 3,172 |
| Enlarged Prostates | 8,249 |
| Breast Implants | 59,350 |
| Natural Blondes | 3 |
It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.
There also was no need for all that fancy X-Ray equipment which cost $$$Millions!
Just thought you’d like to know!!!
(Thanks to SH readers “PMG” and “cybraxis”!!!!)
These were great MsSH I especially like the one about Congress and no balls. Gotta love my bacon…or my Taylor Pork Roll….thanks for the chuckle….
I love my bacon. Just cooked up my last pound. Soon I will be putting premium bacon flavored vodka on the market. Look for it in your Liquor store/ deli.
Normally I would say that all your ideas are superb Miles. But I gotta stop ya on the bacon flavored vodka. Almost sounds as bad as those horrible chicken n waffles flavored tater chips. Almost
I was the only one at my house that hated the chicken waffle chips. I could totally understand a bacon waffle chip but chicken. What has our world come too!
OK then, since you don’t like it, I won’t put the bacon flavored vodka the market, but you have to admit it would be better than that black water crap those psycho’s from New Jersey were trying to sell.
Oh yes it would be better than the BLK stuff for sure. Now that Jill mentioned the bloody mary I am starting to rethink my previous stance.
Too late…check out http://www.bakonvodka.com
Really good in a bacon Bloody Mary!
Great signs. I am fixin to be olympic level good in bed…..nite nite yall
If whining ever becomes an Olympic event, I’m taking home the Gold.
EEK, is that Tree and Juicy Joe smooching underwater???
Love: Was waitin’ for someone to catch that! LOL!!! TFC!! SH
Eeew. Are those Juicy Couture bubbles comin’ out the back?