It’s like a great big merry-go-round with Housewives jumpin’ on “celebrity” horsies! It’s like a big game of “Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon”! OR… it just might be like these “celebs” chose to dine at one of the many LA restaurants guaranteed to have paps waiting at the entry!
The latest “celeb” to have a Housewives encounter was Bobby Brown… or is it the latest Housewife to have a “celeb” encounter was Lisa Vanderpump! Whatever!!
LisaVPump and Bob-Bae Brown were seen at Madeo restaurant…
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BlabbermouthBrandi Glanville stated in her BravoBlog of February 18 that her fellow Housewife, Shana, had no “family in southern California”… obviously to elicit sympathy from readers and viewers for ScammerShana!
“…Taylor like myself does not have family in southern California, so during a very dark depressing couple of years of not being in control and questionable behavior it was my friends who stepped in and held me up when all I wanted to do was fall down. Also I don’t think we are getting the full story here. . .did Kyle pick up Kennedy from the house, or school? Clearly there was a plan to meet at the party but what was discussed before etc.”
Did Shana scam BlabbermouthBrandi? How did Brandi come to her conclusion that Shana has no “family in southern California”? How does everyone… except BLEEECHBrandi… know that Shana DOES have family in southern California?
While looking for something else, came across a tweet of Shana’s from March 2012…
From the looks of things, Shana hangs out lots with her mother, Marla… who, as stated on SH February 12, 2012… lives with her husband and Shana’s step-father, Randall Taylor in Alisa Viejo, CA… four miles from Laguna Beach!
However, it also looks like Shana keeps her own mother, Marla, at a distance… at least a few lengths behind her…
Could BlabbermouthBrandi actually NOT know about her cast mate?
- OR, is BlabbermouthBrandi just another Beverly Hills Housewife who chooses to ignore Shana and her scammin’ ways?
- OR… perhaps Brandi is another Housewife who is questionable when it comes to writing her own BravoBlog!
- If so, maybe Brandi has an ill-informed ghostwriter writing!
- Note to ghostwriter: If you want to know all re Shana… just enter “Shana” in the SH search bar! You’ll have to put aside a few months to read everything!!
How is it possible that Shana remains such a MYSTERY to her cast mates??? Is Brandi still askin’ Shana…
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As we all know, Phaedra Parks, Esquire, represented Bob-bae Brown years ago when Whitney accused him of DV… and while looking for further information, came across a mention re Phaedra on SH back in March 2012, which states that Phaedra is writing a book!
Geez!! Phaedra has her fingers in plenty of pots!! Mortuary Science, doin’ all that lawyer stuff and her donkey booty DVDs… which another Housewife gives glowing recommendations!!
It’s no surprise that Phaedra put her fingers to work doin’ somma that writin’… just like all her fellow Housewives!
It’s been a year since the blurb about Phaedra givin’ advice re Southern etiquette… has Phaedra dropped that ball? Will we get the pleasure of reading yet ANOTHER tome by a Housewife? When will all this Housewives insanity stop???
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Speakin’ of books and reading!!!
Back to Bobby Brown!!
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(Thanks to SH readers “CathyFromFtM” “FLPhil” “cybraxis” “PMG” and “Trace”!!!)
i. love. bobby. brown.
Tum: “BOB-BAE”!!! Have been searching for that little video of Whitney yellin’ for Bobby! TFC!! SH
HA!! i know the one you’re talking about! i think you had it on a post a long time ago! it’s so best!
Here’s a compilation of the best scenes n their show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCZb3GOZHjM
“BOB-BAE!!!” screams start at 11:19
I miss Whitney. RIP
iheart: Thank you! TFC! SH
i want to thank you too! that was the best show ever!
Look for the Aryes Spears version of Bobby and Whitney, you’ll be rolling with laughter from Mad TV.
Buck: Loved MadTV!! Thank you!! Will find it! TFC!! SH
Here is my favorite part
Y E S!!!!!!
Yessss!! That’s YOUR prerogative!! Lol.
Since Brandi’s “best selling” book was co-authored, she may be the same person writing on Brandi’s blog.
The ghost writer probably had to both edit and insert the words Brandi is incapable of using outside of “STFU” so I am expecting she was well paid.
Most of these books turned out by the “housewives” are either ghost written or co authored to a large extent so basically the “stars” more than likely “dictated” while the ghost writer did most of the heavy lifting.
Her not knowing that Traylor Trash’s mother lived in CA tells me that these “friendships” are bogus to begin with and no surprise.
The idea that Teresa Guidice “wrote” her own book is a stretch since she barely speaks adequate English and usually mispronounces quite a few words.
My guess is that Carole Radziwill wrote her entire book on her own from beginning to end with a smart editor in the wings. She would rightfully be considered an “author”.
The others not so much.
Pat: As mentioned on January 25, Bravo complied Carole Radziwill’s BravoBlogs, put them in book form and selling them: http://stoopidhousewives.com/2013/01/25/sh-hit-and-run-friday-rhony-production-start-stalled-camille-grammer-drag-race-judge-carole-radziwill-book-by-bravo/
Carole said that she had nothing to do with the book! TFC!! SH
I think she writes her own blogs. The spelling and grammar errors from her Tweets are consistent. My biggest pet peeve– “your” for “you’re” or vice-versa. It drives me bonkers so I notice it every time.
Don’t forget the ever recurring their for there and then for than. #ihavemorejobsthenJLo,bitch.
or alot instead if a lot.
I’m forever screwing that one up. But then I’m not being published. If I knew it would be in print, I would spell check, grammar check, and triple check again.
Hey, I just read this on Perez Hilton:
“Camille has decided not to go to the reunion taping. She wasn’t on the show that much during the past season and feels there really isn’t any need for to her to go. Camille has also told producers that she won’t be returning for the fourth season. She was so thankful for the opportunity to be on the show and made some great friends, but it’s just time now for her to move on.” –
http://perezhilton.com/2013-03-01-camille-grammer-quits-real-housewives-beverly-hills-not-returning-season-four-reunion-show/?from=readmore_perezhilton&more=yes#more-368568
Camille is correct to skip the reunion. She would be a bump on a log …nothing to say.
For sure… And now Im learning Adrienne is bailing too, supposedly for “legal” reasons, mwahahaha, scary to sit through a reunion with your pants on fire, Ade?? You could have brought your boy toy along for support? Such a coward. This reunion is shrinkin like a “peau de chagrin”!
Update on Adrienne’s reasons for bailing on the reunion show and the show altogether apparently (yay, she’s not coming back!!) And, apparently, Ade was not really lying about there not being no lawsuit against Brandi, but it’s still very shady!
From TMZ:
Adrienne Maloof has shut down Bravo’s plea to appear on the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” reunion show … I
TMZ has learned it all has to do with a secret document she signed with estranged hubby Paul Nassif.
Sources connected with the former couple tell TMZ … Adrienne and Paul signed a restraining order as part of their divorce, prohibiting them from talking about each other, their kids or the divorce.
We’re told Adrienne has been advised she should not go on the show because it’s a certainty the other women will attack her over the divorce and Adrienne can’t legally defend herself.
Sources say it got “ugly” between Bravo and Adrienne, because the network felt she had an obligation to appear.
One final semi-related point … Brandi Glanville has been saying Adrienne filed a lawsuit against her, but we found out that’s not the case. It seems Brandi is friends with a lawyer who has done business with Adrienne and Adrienne believes the lawyer has been “spilling secrets” about her to Brandi. Sources say Adrienne’s lawyer sent Brandi’s lawyer friend a letter telling her she had better shut up … or else.
We’re told … Adrienne’s not coming back to the show for next season.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/page/2/#ixzz2MNzCrZdF
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Regarding Brandi, the letter stating “or else” is the threat of a lawsuit. Adrienne and Paul both finally admitted their was a letter sent as a warning. So I get why Brandi said they were suing her. I think the best response was when Brandi said of Paul and Adrienne, “they should be careful what they lie about.”
ITA Oc… I think Brandy’s alot of things, but she’s not as big a liar as mythomaniac Adrienne.
Then what was Brandi’s deal about spending $10,000 (the amount varies) in lawyer’s fees, when it was her own lawyer involved in it?? Hmm……..
Because lawyers do not work for free, ever. You can easily run up 10K. You should see my husband’s immigration bills.
lobstah: Is your husband’s atty also his “good friend”? Didn’t think so! SH
I wish. But I don’t think the story is necessarily true that she didn’t have to spend the money. I just know even writing a letter can cost a lot of money as I used that trick on a devious landlord in SF to run up his lawyer bill.
lobs: WOW… that weren’t very nice of a thing to do. If it was costing your landlord money, it was costing you, too. Apparently, you know POORBrandi well! SH
I didn’t say Brandy never lied, I just think that adrienne lies much much more! I was intrigued by the “lawyer friend” thing too, but just because he’s a friend doesn’t mean he should work pro bono for “poor” Brandy.
I don’t know the facts behind the letter, but when discussing it Adrienne did at one point say something like the letter was sent to you or a friend?
Traylor-Park is very good at her con game. I think that Brandi really believes TRaylor-Park is on her own in BH because that’s the pap that’s been implied. I haven’t paid close attention to Shana’s (family) situation either because she’s too gross for me to invest the time.
We’ll just eggmit right here that MegGo writing a book = hilarious!
Here are a few theoretical topics…
1. How to change your entire look, see, and lesbian identity.
2. Let’s bury our past, shall we? *grabs shovel*
3. Changing your ethnicity to match your next target, err I mean man. What-evah!
4. The power of short shorts at fambily functions.
5. Lying to da banks: Hey, it’s an empty house! Amirite?
6. Finding a dumb, short man. He’ll have to look up to you.
7. Turning troll Sisters into your best on stage asset.
8. Stage fright explained. Know the signs. *hick*
9. Lip sync til’ ya drop the chalupa. What kids?
10. Emotionally isolating a desperate, ‘roided hubbend. EZ peasy.
11. How to work as a teacher without ever actually working.
12. Let’s throw a party. Without ever paying for it.
13. Jersey whore houses. Like the shore, only with more hot tub action.
14. The penis tapes. Coming to a rented motor home near you.
15. Open marriages.
16. Social climbing one deep scratchin’ cat suit at a time.
17.
LOL SDH!!
That about sumsit up in an eggmit shell!!
Are you her ghost writer? LOL
Awesome, Ms . Sh!!!
Phaedra is just trying to make her housewife time payoff. I do like her…wonder what’s going on with the funeral biz?
WTF is Lisa doing with that scumbag Brown??? Since when? And of course Ken is not too far behind, he lets her lady get all the light she needs. But really Lisa, kissing publicly that guy? Who’s next on the smooch list? Chris Brown?
I don’t think that the cheek air kiss means much. It seems to be the standard greeting these ladies use with acquaintances. Lisa’s a classy lady and business woman and that means she’ll be polite, even with Bobby Brown.
Well, is it her bag he’s holding and her beloved doggy? This alone shows how close they are… The kiss seems very affectionate to me, and I don’t get how such a classy woman, always ready to defend “poor” women like Brandy (haha) could condone the existence of such a (allegedly, of course) vile, violent, cruel, drug-fuelled scumbag
I don’t have a very high opinion of B. Brown either and who knows what his connection to Lisa might be, but I still don’t think Lisa would shun him.
She is a public figure, she must be careful who she is photgraphed with. The thing that bothers me is that it doesn’t bother her at all.On another note, is it just me or does the dog (giggy?) look more and more like Ken?
If Brandi and shana are such good ‘friends’, then why is she speculating as to what happened in the situation w Kennedy at Kyle’s? Shouldn’t Shana have blabbed the whole story to her by now to, ha, save face? And talked about her ‘new looovvvverrr’? They don’t even know each other outside of the media at all and it shows.
Brandi commenting on Kennedy being with Kyle was, in my opinion, another excuse for Brandi to insert herself in an incident on the show that did not involve her (the world revolves around “poor” Brandi afterall). She wasn’t at Kim’s so she didn’t hear the exchange. Rather than just saying nothing about a part of the show that did not concern her, Brandi decided to make it all about her. She, obviously, has no inkling if Taylor has family nearby or not, but she wants to remind us all again that she was left by her husband of 8 years and that she needed the assistance and support of her friends to make it through this very difficult time for her, Brandi, you remember Brandi don’t you .. she’s the one who’s husband, who you probably never heard of, left her for a one time child country music singer and so and so forth. She also seems to like to take a jab at Kyle every opportunity she can (I don’t like Kyle so I am not defending her in any way shape or form). Brandi blogs that she doesn’t know if Kyle picked Kennedy up or what, but something is not adding up. All Brandi had to do was watch the show to know that Taylor had left her daughter with her nanny. Kyle did not pick her up, but Brandi got that little passive aggressive dig in. As I said, I don’t like Kyle, but for Brandi, someone who prides herself in being so honest, to spout off without a care to being accurate is a show of her true self.
As for Adrienne not showing up for the taping of the reunion show that is not shocking to me. It makes sense. She probably won’t be back for next season so why extend that good-bye any longer than needed. Wacko Jacko did not show up for the NJ reunion and she was returning to the show, so no big deal if someone who is not going to return does not show up. If she does in fact have that order stating she cannot discuss the divorce then why tempt fate or even more to the point, why give the others ammo to use use against her or set her up? There is no way Brandi would not bring up the divorce or Paul during the reunion show if Adrienne was sitting there. Heck, even without her there, Brandi will bring up Adrienne, then shrug with a wink to the camera and make some comment about only saying out loud what everyone is thinking and how she is the only one who has the nerve and honesty to actually say it.
Why is no one allowed to have an opinion without people saying they are then trying to make it all about them? People have opinions.
JB-Regarding your comments about Brandi, I saw that episode and it showed Kyle walking up to Kim’s front door with the girls. There was no nanny in sight and no mention of the nanny at the time of the phone call. So no, it wasn’t clear that Taylor had left Kennedy with the nanny. That was the whole point of the scene.
You may not like Kyle, but boy, you do hate Brandy Jilly!! I still like her, I don’t think she’s that machiavelic…
I don’t hate anyone. But you are almost correct, I do not like Brandi either. I don’t feel she is machiavelian, I think she is a narcissist.