Bravo… On Monday’s episode… Brandi and Yo bond over running and cartwheels. HagfaceKyle gets John Turturro to lock their love on a bridge. Kim walks around in a stream of consciousness-like daze with LisaVPump and Ken… probably wishin’ her “we don’t care” Ken was with her!
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STOOPID HOUSEWIVES
Yolanda has to stay fit and kiss her husband David’s ass to keep his eyes from roaming to his next wife.Their marriage will not last forever.He is kind of creepy like Mohamed.Men with money will cheat or upgrade to a younger wife.They can afford to.
Brandi is skinny as a toothpick.They say the skinny ones have no muscle down there and are looser without the padding.No wonder she had her vagina tightened up.
Oh poor Yolanda. When David told Marissa and her hubs it was about time for a change I knew it was only a matter of time before Yolanda gets the boot.
I had to fast forward through Mauricios excessive mouth breathing. ugh
Now, how much of a jerk was David saying that? It completely revealed the one sided relationship that Yolanda has with her husband where she has stroke his ego so much that he thinks he is a gift from heaven and can do whatever and say whatever he wants. Everybody critisizes Mariza for being such a blabbermouth and disrespectful to her husband but David is just as bad, it is very telling that Marisa receives all the flack just because she is a woman while David’s comments go barely noticed.
Wow, Really, thats the same? I guess i missed the part where every single moment David opens his mouth it is just to talk about how much he wants to have sex with anyone other woman other than Yolanda. Seriously if he was just as big of an ass as Marisa id call him on it but one comment versus like 20 seems really not the same, penis or not.
wait… anyone other then Yolanda… lol… k that makes a tad more sense. Oops. =)
Yeah, it’s not the same to me either. Maybe David was put off by Marisa’s continual comments about sleeping with other men and he made that comment about it being time for a change. I doubt that Yolanda is scared or kissing David’s ass to hold onto him. There seems to be mutual admiration there. Yolanda is staying fit in part b/c of her Lyme disease. Kudos to her!!
I agree. And as I recall, it was LINDA who filed for divorce…her loss.
I don’t think it was wrong… David and Yolanda are great together… I am sure he does things for her, it’s tit for tat. That’s how marriage works… I a glad you posted this blog, now I don’t have to watch the show… Just report back here.. Thanks MS SH
wasn’t David married to Linda thompson for like 16 years? They only divorced after their reality show (malibu..something) aired (i guess the stress of filming messed thngs up). I think going in Yolanda wanted to make david comfortable and well liked since he had such a bad experience from his last reality show with his ex.
I like yo and davids relationship as they seem like newlyweds everytime i see them. Marriage is work like Ben affleck said at the oscars….and sometims it is the women that have to put the most overtime.
What the heck do u know or any of us only two people know about a merraige and that’s who’s in that marriage and bravo surly is not showing us anything so try and remember that, just sayin
ME TOO!! I always fast-forward both Kyle and his spots. Btw, the little I did see – Mauricio looked especially short in the footage. I never realized he was such a tiny tot.
That’s funny. I thought the same exact thing. I thought he was tall, but apparently not?
Gee, is there any housewife you like?
My comment was directed at Susie; it was posted in the wrong place.
You didn’t ask me, but, I find it difficult to like any of these women. This reality show is completely FAKE.
I agree that it’s very scripted, but I do think Yolanda is likeable and I enjoy watching her.
It was the real John Turturro’s birthday yesterday – he was 56. I feel really badly for Kim. She so desperately wants Kyle’s support and approval, and Kyle’s just not there for her. I think she sees Kyle’s family and is very envious, and that further depresses her. Kyle is all about Kyle. I just want to strangle her with her own hair.
I like Yolanda. She seems to tell it like it is – no BS or pretense. I like the story about how she was milking cows and riding horses one week and walking the catwalk the next. And as far as David goes, she seems to have done pretty well by Mohammad, so if anything happens between David and Yo she won’t be left wanting for anything. She’s a very smart girl.
I am sorry and I know it seems cold but I can totally see why kyle is keeping her distance from Kim. kim has accussed her of being overbearing and also a trigger to her sobriety. Kim doesn’tr invite her to her children’s events and decides not to show up for Kyle’s events so I would say this is a two way street. kim wants kyle to be there for her 100% but then she resents her for it so there is no winner in that situation.
I think it was disgraceful for Lisa to bring that up while also blasting kyle for not giving her the unconditional loyalty she thinks she deserves.
I disagree completely. I think it speaks volumes that Lisa was the one walking around with Kim in Paris opposed to her sister. Kyle was more interested in having her romantic scene (and that is just what it was-for TV, scripted as can be) while Lisa and Ken kept Kim company. It is only natural in conversation for people to give their experiences with people. Do you expect Lisa to never have an opinion on anything? She does a pretty good job of being a sound board most of the time but she IS allowed to participate in conversations as well. All she said is that she has seen a change in Kyle. I think most viewers can attest to that. Hers and Kim’s relationship is icy. This is the same person who had her sister on speaker when she said she was having a nose job and would like to talk about it in private yet Kyle kept her on speaker only to later say she wanted to have a private convo… I would be confused if my sister was that weasely too!
I am very vocal in my dislike of Yolanda because to me she personifies the Stepford’s wife mentality, that mentality where the women is supposed to do anything and everything to make the husband the kind of the castle forgetting even her own needs, the world evolves around his needs, his wants, his life, very one sided. David Foster is a major jerk and I am sure that in another 10 years (his limit is 16, right?) if not sooner he will trade Yolanda for a newer version so I hope Yolanda is financially prepared for that.
Aww well i really like her. I can see how some people would not understand her or see her as losing her identity but as someone who is in a very similar relationship I totally get her. I had a very successful job working in television broadcasting (behind the scenes) and then co-owning a family business. When i met my husband now, he was very successful and owned his own company. Even though i was good at my work, i wanted to be a stay at home wife and mom. We could definitely afford it and it’s what he wanted too. I never felt i lost my identity, in fact i feel much more that this is my identity and what truly makes me happy. I can use my spare time to help a local charity while the kids are at school but my family and especially husband always come first. I feel very fulfilled in my life. I don’t think though that it would make everyone happy. Everybody has a right to be whatever it is that makes them happy. I do cater a lot to my husband but he does a lot for me as well and I love doing it. So i say to each their own. Some women really strive to have successful careers and some just strive to be an amazing wife and mom. . I guess im just saying because someone does something that would not make us happy, doesn’t make them any less happy in their world. Just my opinion though.. =)
Good for you! I was wanting to post something very similar but I don’t think I could have put it as eloquently as you have! I have some “friends” who seem to put me down for choosing this path, of course these are the ones who are divorced, never been (nor will be) married or cheating on their partners.
Wll let’s see….Yolanda designed her expensive house top to bottom…..David paid for this and doesn’t look like he had much input. Yolanda is a health nut and seems to get her husband into this lifestyle as he has lost alot of weight and looks pretty healthy compared to a couple of years ago….again Yolanda influences this. Yolanda wanted to be on a reality show and showcase her brand…..david was notorious about his dislike for realitytv especially when his last relity shw made him look like an ass…….yet Yolanda convices hm to be on the rh. David even gave an interview stating he did this show for his wife. Yo goes everywhere he goes when traveling for business…no questions asked. etc.
TO me Yolanda makes David believe he is in charge…..when in fact she is the one that is in charge lol. Love it. Men are simple creatures hehe. They like to feel that they are in control when in fact they are not. I get that vibe from yo.
I agree 100%, Mel!!!!!!!!! And as far as the other comments go, I’ve seen David in concerts and in interviews along the years, and he’s really a nice guy. He’s not this macho character we’re seeing.
I get the feeling that David can’t tolerate some of the housewives (Kyle and Taylor, specifically) and it puts him in a bad mood which comes off as arrogance.
Who can blame him? He has better things to do than placate those two mental midgets.
name any normal human being who can tolerate those two
You said it!!
Yes! Can i just say i was commenting to my husband about this which he doesnt care about any housewives show, believe me, but i just thought it was an interesting topic in general and. He says “well honey, frankly you are the one in charge. Im no fool, i just make the money and you make our house the home it is. Im happy that you make a great life for us but im pretty sure if i was here or not you’d still run your household the same but i love that you do it so well and that i get to be lucky enough to be married to you.” Which was totally sweet. I’ll probably do the opposite of Marissa and actually partake in giving him some sweet loving for that one. lol =) Weird i know, but i actually really love my husband like that.
I disagree with your comparison. Yolanda seems to enjoy being with her husband. She is in love with him (& they’ve been married just a short time). He seems very much in love with her and appreciates her attentiveness. Their affection goes in both directions. How is that exactly like a “Stepford Wife”? Yolanda has everything she desires in life and enjoys being a wife, mother (& part time decorator). Besides, she already had her big career (as a model).
Lynda and ALL: We love YoFo at SH!! Just thought that needed clarifying!! TFC!!! SH
Ah-hahahaha. I guess I’m a little over zealous defending Yolanda’s life choices. Thanks!
A few things here; I thought it was romantic to see Kyle and her husband do the lock on the bridge, a sweet moment and when she mentiion bringing back the kids to see, that was cute. Good for Yolanda excersing and keeping herself in shape, I don’t see Brandi as a gym rat, she’s just thin; there was a moment I saw the old Brandi; just down to earth, not being the tacky mean girl she’s been all season. As for Kim, I am thinking Kim can only handle small steps of her life, I think the traveling is an anxiety for her, I think she is overwelmed to travel to major places, I wonder if she is intimidated by the surroundig of the other women; their excitement, their ease to adjust to new surroundings, I wonder is she feels insecure not having a partner with her, like her sister and Lisa? I wonder if she doesn’t know how to be around these women in a new place outside her comfort level. I have traveled most my life and really don’t think about it, but I have traveled with buisness associates that have showed anxiety and insecurites and I have to remind myself not everyone adjusts to quick changes and one of our assistants had a lot of anxienty at the airport; I don’t know if was the quick pace or getting through security; I don’t have a problem but I guess I need to understand some people do?
i think yolanda is a lot more ambitious and materialistic than she tries to come across. with her down on the farm feeding the chickens and milking the cows “story”. got to give her credit though, milking husbands sure beats milking the cows.
burger, I agree that Yolanda is ambitious and I say good for her. Materialistic, maybe; but she isn’t ostentatious or pretentious.
and… with mohamads fortune why aren’t her daughters attending ivy league colleges? kinda reminds me of some big kathy hollywood grooming going on there. but, that’s hollyweird i guess.
I don’t think they are old enough to attend university yet. I haven’t seen Yolanda grooming her daughter for the Hollywood scene.
I like Yolanda and I think that hers and Davids marriage is going to last a long time. She seems dedicated to him.
pushing her daughter into a modeling career so she can have her own money? that modeling life is not for a young lady of means. yo fo may not be as crass about it as trayliar but i’m pretty sure financial security is of utmost importance to her. wonder who she dated before snagging foster?
I love YoFo, as mentioned by others in several threads, she has a European mindset, not American. She seems to have loved the model life, she mentioned going from a farm girl to Paris within a week. She did well for herself being a model, I don’t see anything wrong with wanting the same thing for her daughter, if that is what her daughter wants. I loved the clip with Brandi and YoFo it seemed genuine, not fake. Morris and Kyle that was a setup for sure. Lisa and Kim’s convo was strange. . .Kim seemed to be on something but at the same time seemed coherent.
Morris and Kyle and their constant kissing and fondling makes me want to puke. Kyle, we don’t envy you. Get it?
Dim-Kim’s demeanor is depressing. Her conversational skills are really lacking (since she can’t convey a cohesive thought). She’s gone from the ridiculous to a Fruit Loop.
Kim has a problem with alcohol and drugs and has had this problem since her teen years. She didn’t mature and has a hard time relating to and communicating with people who have not dealt with her and her issues her entire life. To add to this, when Kim is uncomfortable she slips into a very annoying version of her childhood acting and facial expressions – it just makes her look even more out of it. I laughed at how Ken just wanted to get wherever they were going without engaging in conversation with Kim and Lisa.
Ken is a typical man. Conversely, if it were Maurice, he would have hung back to eaves drop and put in his 2 cents.
You are so right lynda… Maurice loves to listen, and talk trash, just like Chris laurita on the jersey housewives.
I don’t like Kim at all, b/c I think she is a mean girl like her sister. The major and crucial difference between them seems to be that she has not been “successful” as an adult (in terms of money, marriage, status) and Kyle has. Of course, this situation makes Kim the far more insecure, vulnerable one, but beneath that is also a VERY angry, very bitter, very bullying woman, whose deep-seated meanness made it’s first memorable appearance when she and Kylie attacked Brandi last season. Kim STILL refuses to admit that she did any wrong in this vicious ambush, and refuses to forgive Brandi, who has apologized in a very earnest, heartfelt way, multiple times. Last year, Kim actually blamed Brandi (in her blog) for causing her family much more pain w/ her single meth comment than Kim herself caused them the ENTIRE TIME she was drinking.WTF? She has also steadfastly popped pills (I think opiates and/ or tranquilizers) throughout this whole season, and yet denies a very obvious, recently aired relapse, claiming that she actually was, and has remained, totally sober, all season. She now even presumes herself to be “an inspiration to others” (other struggling alcoholics/addicts) in her most recent blog about her “sobriety.”. It’s SO disrespectful and dishonest, to lie about relapse to other recovering addicts: an ugly, thoroughly self interested deception. This is not a woman with much genuine compassion or concern for others, and her self centeredness, and utter lack of humility, do not bode well for her actual recovery. It annoys me how much fans still appear to adore “her”, since most of this fondness seems based purely on nostalgic recollections of her as a Disney child star–as if the character(s) she played as a kid could even remotely resemble the person who she was, and has become, 4 decades later.
She might benefit from a one way ticket back to Witch Mountain….
Co-sign! Spot on.
Well said! I never saw any of Dim-Kim’s (or Vyle’s) previous acting work. Therefore, my opinion is based on their current job: RHOBH. So far, I am unimpressed with both of them. They seem selfish, vicious and stupid. Vyle is constantly wide-eyed and nail chewing as she wonders what’s going on. Dim-Kim has yet to articulate a thoughtful sentence through her drug hazed, addled head. Maybe she is brain damaged. They are not nice people (to each other or anyone else). They sidle up to only those who will offer them blind obedience or pity. Worse than that, they really are bad actors (who ham it up and chew the scenery). They remind me of, “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?” They are pathetic creatures, really.