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Well, Tamballs DID show up for her “bachelorette” party in New Rochelle, NY last night!
Not only did her par-tay tank… as predicted… but there were NO Housewives who partook in the ferocious festivities! So, what’s the big deal???
Here’s the big deal: Tamballs PR company… which Tamballs had to OK… advertised Tamballs’ par-tay as a “Housewives TOUR” and there would be other Housewives there!
According to LoHudDownLow.com… the only Bravo persons attending, besides Tamballs herself were that crazed chick from da Stanker’s show and some chick from another BravoBomb “GalleryGirls”…
“…Amy Poliakoff from “Gallery Girls” and New Rochelle native Robin Kassner, who’s appeared twice on “Millionaire Matchmaker”—
The most pathetic info re Tamballs’ par-tay was this! All the guests were wandering around trying to identify the possible “celebrities” from Bravo!!
“…the event became a sort of celebrity hunt, as guests elbowed each other and stared.
Who is that guy?” said one woman, pointing to a muscular dude who looked like he might be somebody.”
Tamballs also had the burglar balls to totally insult all New Yorkers… from HudsonValleyNews.com:
“I think a lot of times people have mistaken me for a New Yorker because of my mouth and my honesty,” says Barney.”
Tamballs was asked about Ellie’s excitement about their wedding…
Just how involved is her fiancé in the wedding plans?
“Eddie’s like, ‘Don’t include me, just tell me where to show up,’ ‘’ she said, adding that he’s not at all eager to go cake-tasting. NOTE: THIS is not a good sign!!
Tamballs already filmed her bachelorette par-tay in Mexico for the next season of the RHOC… but, she has no plans set for her wedding!
Tamballs continued to say that the wedding will take place in June…
…but she had no definite info re the venue OR the actual wedding date, even though she tweeted that a date had been set!
“She’s considering an old Hollywood style wedding, with a big band and swing music, or possibly a beach wedding at Montage Laguna Beach, a luxurious Orange County waterfront hotel.”
NOTE: UH, helllloooo Tamballs!! This is already March, well it will be tomorrow, and you don’t have the wedding plans in place? Obviously, Tamballs is counting on one of these venues to notice that she needs a place for her wedding!! Can we say “Star Jones?”
A total of 200 tickets were available for Tamballs par-tay… at $100 per ticket. How many of those people mingling around trying to find a “celebrity” were freebies? More importantly, WHY didn’t any of Tamballs’ Housewife buddies show up?
Here’s a theory: All the Housewives demand an appearance fee. If only 50 tickets were legitimately sold…. at $100 per ticket… that is a total of $5,000. Minus the expenses for this dud of a par-tay… there probably was not enough left over for BubbaJax to drive to New Rochelle, let alone enough to cover BubbaJax’ appearance fee! It’s barely enough for Tamballs return plane ticket! Tamballs probably had to travel in COACH back to the OC!!
Maybe Ellie is too concerned about his new business venture also tanking to care about a wedding! CUT was givin’ away FREE classes two weeks ago… SH February 13, 2013.
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Speakin’ of the RHOC… Crooks has been busy!!
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What do MeGo and JLo have in common???
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Is Bravo frickin’ serious?! Who in their right minds gave Kim Zolciak another season of “Tardy For The Wedding”??? Well, there is no one at Bravo with that mindset, so forget that question!
Here’s what you’re in for if you’re gonna watch another “Tardy” season:
“It’s only been a year since Kim Zolciak’s million dollar wedding to the Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann, but a lot has changed in the newlyweds’ life. This season, their family grows even bigger with the addition of a fourth child, Kash Kade, they’re working on remodeling their new home, and Kroy and his team are enjoying an extremely successful football season with the hopes of making it to the Super Bowl. But as everyone knows, the path to success isn’t without some bumps in the road.
The Biermanns are living in tight quarters in Kim’s old townhouse, impatient for the seemingly endless construction to finish; Kim’s daughters, who’ve had their mother all to themselves for most of their lives, now have to share her with their young siblings. To make matters worse, Kim’s parents, who haven’t spoken to their daughter since Kim kicked them out of her wedding, are dragging her to court for visitation with their granddaughters. Kim refuses to let any of this bring down her spirits because as she says, “Just ask, believe, and receive.”
(Thanks to SH readers “DP” “PMG” “Clooney” and “PDM”!!!)
So glad the fake bachlorette party tanked.Eddie is just going along with the program to get paid to get married like Kim Kartrashians joke of a husband.Tamballs is kidding herself if this is real love and a real wedding.Bravo needs to cut her off the show and watch her sink to the bottom of the shark tank.She will be broke in no time and very single.Eddie will bail as soon as she is cut from the OC cast.
May I add another prediction: Whether or not the “wedding” takes place hinges on the ratings for Tamballs’ bachelorette party episode. No ratings, no wedding!
Wonder what the head count ended up at TamBall’s loser party. I think it is so funny Bravo isn’t filming the wedding – they’re not – right? lol
Something is soooo off with Eddie. I’m getting married too and cake and food tasting was the thing my fiance was most excited about. I doubt he knows what flowers and tablecloths I’ve chosen but he asks a lot of questions and seems more into it than Eddie. Don’t do it, Tamra!
I still say that Eddie is gay, pure and simple. Also they are staying at Kims payment from big daddy when she was “servicing” him. Kroys going to be broke in no time.
That does sound odd. My ex didn’t do much but he did the food and cake tasting because HE wanted to. He also suggested what ended up being our song… realize that’s not much but showed that his heart was in it. I was actually happy he left the rest to me ’cause I am a wee bit of a control freak… when it comes to certain things anyway.
Why would she have it all the way in New Rochelle??? BTW, we *real* New Yorkers would never want someone like that to represent us! Bleh! And I’m offended by her remarks. I’m wondering if this was some Bravo punishment, sending her all the way to cold NY for this event?? Maybe it was in some way, publicity for the show? She seems to just eat up all of the attention. It makes me sick to have these non-talented people think they’re “stars” because they’re on a reality show.
Can not stand the Kim and her foul mouth.Her turning on her parents was wrong.Wonder how long it will be before she has Kroy cut all ties with him family.She is selfish and materialistic.Truth is she could not afford that haunted mansion.Stop spending on jewelry and cars whether leased or on a time and buy a place you can afford to live in.The boat if there was one was something that you will not get much use out of.Kim needs a reality check and be hit hard in the $$ department.Once Kroy is retired there will be little income on his part.Poor Corn fed Kroy PWhipped for sure.He must not have dated much before the ATL slut come his way and slapped it on him.
Ha, ha, ha…I’m still laughing about her kid being named “KASH!!”
And what does she mean by cramped space? Isn’t it like 5,000 square feet?
i’m soooo sick of kim. she whines about how hard everything is but she has people doing everything for her. a football player makes good money but only for a few years.she’s spending like it’s never going to end. if there is another kim show i guess it’s because bravo didn’t notice how the ratings went up on the atlanta hw after she left.
LOL! I forgot about her using the excuse it was haunted.
The CUTFIT Grand Opening is Saturday! The website says there will be raffles for “amzaing prices!” and “Four grand prices will be raffled!” including “Cut Fitness T-shit rts.”
I don’t know what a “T-shit rts” is, but I’m pretty sure I don’t want one.
http://www.cutfitoc.com/uploads/GOScheduleLRG.jpg
That is hilarious. What a typo.
It is SOoo beyond offensive for Tamballs to say that ANYONE would assume she was a New Yorker – that it’s Comical!
Wake up and smell the coffee Tamballs ’cause NO one in there right mind thinks YOU are a New Yorker!
Please…. take your loud, trash talking mug and your in-the-closet gay fiance; go back to la, la land, or the wax museum, or where ever it is that ‘You Hang Upside Down’ – just GO AWAY!
Hilarious! I just went to the site and it is horrible – poor design, poor copy (rife with poor grammar and no cogence). I hope people enjoy the free classes and like working out with kids! Based on the website and the incoherent Grand Opening flier, I can’t imagine who would enjoy that experience…
I wanna try and go to the 10:30 Zumba class….if I can find someone to go with. I’ll dress in my finest Lululemon and try to stealthily snap a pic of the never before seen t-shitrt
Oops meant to reply to Dee2….sorry
Go for it!
LOL! Buffed, beautiful, and bitchin’…more like herky jerky.
LOL…I just checked it out. You have to have some kind of learning disability not to see all of those mistakes.
That IS funny. Obviously, Tamballs & Eddie don’t proofread their ads. What fools they are! I think the business will close sooner than their wedding will happen.
Or worse… they probably DO proof read their ads.
LOL!
Man, I can’t believe how homely Melissa looks next to J Lo! I don’t think Melissa is homely, but she sure ain’t in the same league as J Lo when it comes to beauty! Wow!
It’s a little chilling isn’t it? MeGo gives off quite a stalker vibe IMO.
Run real JLo run!
I hope Bravo is paying close attention to the embarrassing turn-out at Tamra’s par-tay. If she can’t even get 200 people interested enough to show up for her engagement, just think how that parlays into ratings for her wedding. Will Bravo have to sink to blatant false advertising to promote her wedding episode by promising to feature Prez Obama or Queen Elizabeth? SHAME on Tamra and NoMa Social for lying for profit.
I just checked NoMa Social’s FB page…Although they’ve posted numerous times about the BIG PAR-TAY, there was hardly any interest in it. There were a handful of “likes” which included NoMa Social “liking” their own post. HAHAHA!
what the heck kind of a name is No Ma? “hey luigi you wanna some more pasta?” No Ma!
I had to look at the restaurant’s website…It means North of Manhattan.
Sort of like SoHo is shorthand for South of Houston (street) and Tribeca is Triangle Below Canal (street). I guess it’s a New York thing…I’ll ask “New Yorker” Tamra next time I pass by her trailer park.
OH MY GOD!!! How can Tamra criticize Alexis for being dumb, and then have so many mistakes on the Cut Fitness Grand opening flyer. That is just plain inexcusable.
I hope she gets called out on it! Smarty pants!
JLo and MeGo have so much in common.
JLo was a fly girl, MeGo is a bi-girl.
JLo starred opposite a ginormous snake in ‘Anaconda’, MeGo is a ginormous snake.
JLo starred in ‘Money Train’, MeGo pulled a train for money.
JLo had a small part in ‘Jersey Girl’, MeGo is a Jersey Girl who’s husband has a small part.
JLo is Jenny from the block, MeGo has been around the block.
JLo has a line of clothing sold at Kohl’s, MeGo shops at Kohl’s.
JLo’s records are sold at shops, MeGo has a record for shoplifting.
The similarities are astounding.
Aw geez! S/B “whose” husband, not “who’s” husband. Been reading those housewives’ blogs for too long. Bad grammar is contagious.
LOL!!!!!
lol!!!!
LOVE this! Too funny lolol
Good job Ana! Funny!
“I’m a righter” heheheh.
Uh-ooohhhh! Looks like Tamballs put her foot in her mouth again! Pissing off the poor in America is does bad things to her “like” number on FB! HAHAHA!
Crooks spot is hilarious! He’s a great candidate for that gig!
Tamballs says she gets mistaken for a New Yorker? I always mistook her for a garbage disposal…or maybe a toxic waste dump.