Word of the Day: BAD!!! NOTE: What’s really “bad” is the fact that the ‘technical issues’ mentioned this morning re your comments are still NOT resolved! Thank you for your patience re this matter! Am waiting to hear from a higher power… and hope to have all back to normal very soon!
Those Robertson’s are badazzes!! FYI: DuckDynasty’s new season begins tonight at 10 pm on A&E!
As you are well aware, the guys we love… the Robertson’s from Duck Dynasty… were guests of Jimmy Kimmel last night. As you are also well aware, singer and rabid vegan… Morrissey… issued a statement to Jimmy Kimmel saying that he cannot be on the same stage as those “serial animal killers”!
With all due respect to Morrissey, we ask… who the hell do you think you are?? Are you getting your ‘do it my way or take the highway’ tips from MissAndy???
Well, that might be workin’ for MissAndy… ’cause he basically OWNS those moronic Housewives who guest on his now moronic talk show and those Housewives will do ANYTHING MissAndy commands of them or they’ll be gettin’ da Bravo boot… but, for MissMorrissey to be makin’ DEMANDS requiring talk show hosts to do whatever they tell them to do just ain’t gonna fly!
We are so happy that Jimmy Kimmel has seen through the ridiculousness of MissMorrissey’s demands and had some fun with it on his show last night!
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Jillz is NOT one of the “surprise” Housewives at Tamballs’ par-tay…
We givin’ ‘I need to stay relevant’ Jillz a big BAD old Ken!
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Phaedra Parks’ “Judge Show”… bad idea!
Phaedra Parks is supposedly already in production for her very own show… one which will allow Phaedra to use her “Esquire” title to its full extent of the law!
Yes, supposedly and allegedly, if all chit-chat is to be believed, Phaedra is scootin’ outta Haterville and is doin’ her own version of JudgeJudy. Good luck with that, Phaedra! We like ya and all that, but… well, just good luck!!
Hope your new show does much better than your DonkeyBooty video!
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LisaVPump… BadTiming!
Just a very quick word re Lisa Vanderpump’s inclusion on the new season of “Dancing With The Stars”… well, two words:
Bad Timing!
Any show that has scraped the barrel so hard that they’ve been reduced to asking triple Z-list “celebrity” Andy Dick as a participant has passed their expiration date many seasons ago!
Had LisaVPump been asked… in place of that total uselessness known as “Keight” Gosselin… Lisa being on DWTS would have made sense. IMO, DWTS asked LisaVPump to be on this season because they need a ratings boost and think that Lisa will bring all those Housewives and VPumpRules fans.
Unfortunately for Lisa, those “fans” are becoming sparse and unfortunately, she said “Yes” to DWTS… and that is simply
Bad Timing!
Bad timing or not… the majority of SH readers WILL be watching LisaVPump on DWTS!!
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Big Bad Burrito!!
From CBS Tampa:
Police arrest 36-year-old Erik Brown after they say he slapped a 16-year-old boy in the face with a Taco Bell burrito.
According to the arrest report, the boy was having a “verbal altercation” with his mother and brother-in-law.
It was during the argument when police say Brown asked the mother to bring him the burrito.
Police say Brown took the burrito and threw it with force at the boy’s face.
The boy did not suffer any injuries but did have “burrito cheese, sauce, and meat all over his face.”
(Thanks to SH readers “FLPhil” “PMG” and “MP”!!!)
I’ve become addicted to Duck Dynasty, I’ve been watching all the re-runs over and over. Tonight is the night and I will be watching the beginning of their second season.
I doubt I will watch much of DWTS, you know that Lisa isn’t going home until close to the end unless she does such a banged up job that she’s in the finals. I wish her good luck though. She has a partner who is new.
Speaking of Kate G. she did pull in the ratings.
Not for me. That show lost it’s allure for me a long time ago. I’d love to watch you Lisa, but I couldn’t bear to pick up a show that I have dropped again. Like American Idol. What’s up, dawg.
as a laughing stock! She looked about as elegant as a dump truck and was as fluid as an oak tree
I’m a DD-Addict as well, just something about Si 
Way to go Jimmy! My mom and me love watching Jimmy Kimmel.
I thought Jimmy did a great job handling the Morrissey issue! Jimmy’s an ole’ pro; he knows that it all comes back down to comedy – his roots! The DD men handled the Morrisey conflict perfectly and I loved the carrot call clip LOL .
Me too eggheads2ndcity.I was lmao at “Jimmys re-do of the DD’s clip with the carrots. They were such good sports to do that and kudos to Jimmy Kimmel!
They really were good sports. Also LMAO. I’ve been watching DD for the past two hours maythel ’cause I enjoyed them on Jimmy’s show so much last night!
He is so witty.
That was hysterical and Morrissey never fails to depress…
Why didnt they just have Si as the musical guest? His version of ‘my humps’, ‘in living color’ and the ‘humpty dance’ are FANTASTIC!!
Watching that Kimmel clip with the Duck Dynasty boys and all I could think of was Miles’ Salad Shooter.
I want to assure you, MP, that the cucumbers, carrots, lettuce and other vegetables never felt anything due to the forward thinking designers at the Salad Shooter company who incorporated special Swedish steel blades with a super high speed motor in order to slice through the thickest vegetable at the speed of light, ensuring a pain free demise to anything introduced into the salad Shooter. However some of them wet themselves out of fear when they saw the Salad shooter.
By the way, I started watching Duck Dynasty this afternoon and haven’t stopped except for this short break. I think it’s great.
Its awesome . It makes me happy happy happy.
And it also makes me thirsty for some sweet iced tea outa a tupperware cup.
One thing I won’t look forward to about Lisa being on DWTS will be seeing Brandi and her boyfriend (Ken) cheering Lisa on each week. That said, I probably won’t be watching the show. As stated above, the formula is old and the “stars” are far from being stars. Is the dancer who Lisa is partnered with new to the show? I never heard of him. Either way, I wish Lisa well and hope she has a good time. She comes off as stiff on RHOBH so hopefully that is an act, you know, kind of like she is British and prim and proper, and that she will be free and graceful on the show.
I would hope Lisa would bring Ken and her daughter to cheer for her than Brandi.Brandi needs to keep her ass at home with her boys.
Brandi will be appearing on every episode in a revealing, cheap-ass dress. It’s publicity.
oh please come on ….we have to decide on a guest for a tv show cuz of a food eatin choice? What? No one cares what you eat or think. You need to pick and chose your battles that make sense. Plus. you need some edumucation on lots of other ch**t. You picked the wrong crowd to pick on….asswipe!
I so agree! Why try to push his lifestyle on others? Plain silly to push one’s eating habits onto others. I can see a person explaining why they choose to eat how they want to eat, but not to hold it against others because they don’t feel the same way. I love the DD family, they seem to be doing a great job of raising their children and are good examples of the important things in life and that is family values. Uncle Si is my favorite, too, and the dad!
As for Phaedra, is this ‘new show’ what has Nene’s drawers stuck in her crack lately? I read a few of her tweets yesterday, and she is angry with one of them. I guess this ‘reunion’ is going to be another Battle Royale. Is it just me, or does anyone besides me think Nene holds grudges(seemingly for the same things she does herself), and is hell bent to get even with Pheadra and Kandi because they don’t sing her praises all the time, and throw her ‘success parties’ all the time? I really used to like Nene in the beginning, but boy, success seems to have made her mean….OR is it just Me missing something? I can’t even watch the show anymore, Kenya and that charity event was my last watching of the Atlanta show.
I had stopped watching DWTS because they never seemed to have anyone on I wanted to root for, but will watch since Lisa is on. I love to see how these people progress on the show, and boy it’s a lot of work involved in learning how to dance like that….I’m sure that’s one of the reasons why they have a hard time getting interesting people to be on the show. I just hope Vyle and Maury are not there watching,,,,any of them but those two is fine with me….hopefully her family is there to support her.
Didn’t know where I could put this..so I thought ‘here’ might be OK?
I’m watching Conan right now. He does this game with guests in the audience; they have to guess a song. If they guess right they win a gag gift. Anyway, he just gave someone in the audience a RHOBH TOILET SEAT – with the faces of ALL the HW’s from BH pasted on the seat!:)
hahaaaaahaaaaaaaa, that is hilarious egg! May I call you egg? Let me know ok.
I watch Conan too, but I missed him tonight….glad you watched to tell about RHOBH TOILET SEAT- with the faces of all BH pastrd on the seat
ooh, I am mad I didnt see it, but- hahahaaa- ( but/butt) happy you did.Sorry this is so late.
I like Conan, but I don’t watch him too much these days – just happened to catch him last night. The RHOBH Toilet seat with their faces on it was a good one!
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I always try to catch Jimmy Kimmel & Jimmy Fallon
Sure, you can call me egg, eh or 2ndcity – it’s all good. The name was changed to protect the innocent – LOL! Should I call you may or maythel?
Loved seeing crooks in the picture. Good job SH! Lol
Those DD guys are probably richer than most of the Ho’s hubbys, including Morris.
What’s Lisa going to do with Giggy while she’s dancing? Put him in a backpack?
I’d bet money Giggy will be in at least one performance before it’s over….but I do love that cute little dog, he is adorable.
I LOVE UNCLE SI
So do I…….
If Lisa is a bad dancer like the moronic Kate Gosselin was she will lose alot of her fan base.The show can do more damage than good.Getting too greedy with your new found fame and $$ might be a curse in the long run.This might backfire on her and DWTS.
From her lapdance with the chipmunks, you can see that she has more natural rhythm with NO training. Not to mention the fact that EVERYONE thought of Kate G. as a stiff-bulldogesque emasculating b!tch to her sperm-donor. Lisa doesnt have that problem either…
The last time I remember watching DWTS, it was when Jerry Springer was on it, and like Lisa they’re used to handling over-the-top arseholes day-in-day-out, and I thought he was adorably charming in his dancing scenes. He didnt win, and he didnt lose any popularity.
Just b/c she has multiple irons in the fire, doesnt mean she’s being greedy. She has ‘attitude’ (insert pole-dancing move here)
The ALT reunion show will be fun to watch when Andy brings up Fakedra’s new show if it exists .Watch as NeNe rolls her eyes like she does when the others are praised for anything good in their lives but her.She is evil and jealous of all the women.She thinks she is the star and the others are just stand ins.ATL should cut NeNe loose since she said that LA is where she makes her money.See how long that gig lasts with her status on ATL.
I would much rather watch DD than Honey Boo Boo farting/eating boogers/dripping snot/sneezing on everything/burping and eating road kill.That show is beyond gross.That little girl will grow up to be overweight and ill mannered just like her mom and sisters.The oldest daughter having a baby and no baby daddy around.What is that saying about their lifestyle all under one roof.Mom not marrying Boo Boo’s dad.No father spoken of the other 3 girls.