During last night’s airing of the 85th Academy Awards show aka “The Oscars” Jennifer Lawrence won BestActress for her role in “Silver Linings Playbook.”
Jennifer took a fall on her way to the stage to accept her award…
There were many attendees at last night’s AcademyAwards who made the “Worst Dressed” list… a stand out among the WORST was Beverly Hills “Housewife” (in quotes ’cause she don’t live in Beverly Hills and she ain’t a housewife)…
…BigBlabbermouth Brandi **BLEEEEECH** Glanville!
BigBlabberMouthBrandi is usin’ the old PR trick which says “any PR is good PR.” Brandi should use somma that money made from her “bestseller” to git herself a new PR person! Maybe hook up with her bestie, HagfaceKyle Richards’ PR person, Elliott Mintz!
AND… Brandi says that she “designed” her frock all by herself! UM… yeah, OK, Brandi! Just like Brandi wrote her book all by herself! More ‘worst dressed’ from theDailyMail…
BLEEEECH Brandi’s dress is another failure in her “Brand B” clothing line, available on Amazon.com! If you have a discount clothing outlet near your home, you can find similar simple-poorly-designed-polyester dresses to that offered by “BrandB” selling for $6.95! The asking point for one of Brandi’s “BrandB” frocks is waaaaaay overpriced… they are all over $100!
The big furor at the Oscars was the pronunciation of a BestActress nominee… Q Something! Takin’ PopeyeArms Kelly Osbourne’s side on this one! From TheDailyMail…
Who the hell could pronounce that name? Who the hell would give their child that name? A name that adults can barely figure out! The only thing better about that name would have been the addition of hyphens or some umlauts used! How the hell did a nine-year-old get in the mix anyway? Ridiculous!
NOTE: Even more BLEEEEECH-worthy than Brandi was the presentation for BestPicture. That just cost taxpayers millions of $$$$! But, who cares… it’s another vacation!
The joke’s on us!!
(Thanks to SH readers “GFLB” and “PDM”!!!)










Brandi’s dress was extremely ill fitting and Anne Hathaway had a nose job since les mis. I don’t like Anne but I like the way she looked before the plastic surgery.
Have to come HERE to vent. Brandi sucks, there I said it ,I am so sick of her”refreshing honesty”, and veryyy sick of the name Leann coming out of her filthy mouth. That horses ass needs to stop beating that dead horse and pray she stays on Andy’s good side,because we all know what happens when you don’t and it’s called editing. Note to Brandi…STFU!. Sorry guys that I vented here but everyone seems to be a member of the “We Love Brandi” fan club.
Linda, you can sit in the naughty corner with me since I find her to be obnoxious. That is one seriously fugly dress. Between the botox and plaster of paris make up shellacked on Brandi looks like a corpse in a casket. Trash.
Have to agree Aint…Brandi was a mess last night all over. I bet Eddie and Leanne were home having a good laugh. Get with it Brandi, you’re 40 years old and have 2 children. What will they think of you when they see these pictures 10 years from now? Horrid….
She keeps insisting her kids don’t now anything and that in future they will appreciate her honesty. Number One , ignorance is indeed bliss, kids know far more than parents comprehend. Kids , especially those with trouble at home would sidle up to my desk or on the playground to discuss what was troubling them. As a teacher you are part psychologist, part priest at the confessional. Teacher know plenty when the parent walks in the door at conference time and yet you cannot betray the child’s trust or confidence. So good luck with that Brandi. Much better to be realist and acknowledge their issues than to pretend they do not exist.
linda: UH… We all here at SH are of the opinion that the “I’m so poor” big-mouth Brandi needs to take it down a few notches! However, Brandi is using her 15-minutes for all the attention she can get! TFC!! SH
Isn’t it her job to follow the storyline Bravo gave her? I think that like Tamera, Brandi is more than willing to co-operate for her paycheck. This makes her a Andy favorite.
I love her STFU attitude, can’t wait til her next book comes out. Her plastic face was GORGEOUS!.The dress however, not good when you smush boobs. Yuck! But the rest of it was pretty, c’mon people! School me Leann, I mean SH!
You seriously did not call Ms Sh… Leann? God forbid anyone have less than a glowing opinion of trashbasket Brandi because that automatically must mean you are Leann. Really? They are both gross.
Jude: OH, now I’m “LeAnn”??? Funny!! LOL!!! TFC!! SH
I am not of that opinion SH, I’ve been a single mother to a rat of an ex and the stunts he’s pulled over the years including denying his son to avoid child maintenance was just one of the things I’ve dealt with including working 2 jobs, paying childminers, a mortgage, running a car, you name it!
Brandi is making the most out of the opportunity. Leann Grimes has spouted enough crap, she could overload a sewage work plant, so why can’t Brandi give her version of events in a book?! I say good for her and I hope she makes a fortune out of it!
Afterall, how much would Eddie be kicking himself that he was kicked out by a woman he really wanted to be with, for her to make a fortune once he’s gone and only to end up married to The Grinch? Don’t you just love Karma?
I still like her and she really doesn’t have a lot of career options. When she graduated she had no plan and spent a lot of time as wife and mom. She’s got to make something work for her.
Exactly, I hope she does well, she’s been stood on enough.
I’m with you. I have no problem with Brandi’s branding. Maybe she IS more lucky than smart to have had opportunity knock at her door when she was at her lowest point.
Ya know who was jealous of Brandi? Andy Cohen and Melissa Gorga! Still puzzled as to how Brandi snagged an invite….I always figured her to be seen in front of those Step and Repeat Sponsor signs at an event. What a missed opportunity for Ms Glanville! (I remember the big ta-doo about Courtney Love’s makeover). Brandi should have been classy instead of ass-y.
I get why Brandi was invited, she was a model before she married Eddie. So it makes sense that she was invited to the Oscars to make fashion comments. The downside is, she should have taken material from the train of her dress or some thick lace to make the top of her dress more acceptable and classy. I loved it from the waist down and her jewelry, hair and makeup.
Don’t get me started about Courtney Love, that’s a whole new forum!!! LOL
I’m with ya Bev…..the greatest revenge is success! Brandi makes for good TV and loved the dress from the waist down!
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Bev, I agree with you. Pulling the bust down like that looks awkward, uncomfortable, and it reminds me of a mammogram. Her tata’s must have been taped to dress, one move to right or left her nips will be saying hello.
I understand that she is attempting some sort of career by taking the low road she is guaranteeing that it will indeed be brief. The Kartrashians have cornered the market on vulgarity . This was a nice opportunity for Brandi and she blew it big time and is now a laughingstock and a crude joke.
Not me. She has ruined the show for me.
Yikes what I meant to say was I came here to vent because on OTHER sites/pages most are members of the ‘I Love Brandi” fan club.
Really annoyed that ANYONE would side with Kelly Osbourne on pronouncing Quvenzhane Wallis’ name. Her job is a correspondent, and part of that job is to know how to pronounce the names of anyone coming down the red carpet, or at least try and apologize if she was unable…I don’t care how odd their name is and I admit it is. However, that nine year old has more talent in her little finger than Kelly Osbourne (who lord knows how she became a fashion correspondent because she dresses in the most AWFUL way) has in her whole body. To give her a pass for deciding to call an Oscar nominee Little Q because she’s to lazy to do her job is what’s wrong with the entertainment industry…talent is not recognized, but reality stars are.
That young lady did an amazing job in the movie, just as Anna Paquinn did when she was nominated as a young girl. I’d hate to go the route of thinking that perhaps it’s because she’s African American but if Kelly Osborne had mispronounced the last name of some important producer or director, she’d be apologizing all over the place, not blowing it off like it doesn’t matter. Such double standards, from some posters here having a problem with Mrs. Obama presenting (did the have a problem with Mrs. Bush or President Regan appearing at the Oscars…they did. It’s really just sad, people’s mindsets.
Dont get the one shoulder exposed dresses like they wear on NJ.To me not flattering like they are not finished.Not flattering to the boobs either.I want both shoulders covered or just do a strapless dress.Brandi looks much older with all that heavy makeup and botox.She would be the type to go naked if she could get away with it.She had no business being there.Her 1st and only time being at the Oscars I hope.She blew it big time.
I love those one shoulder dresses i own a few ,and i wear them and yeah i love it.She was invited to be there why would you say no.Also she has the body to go naked if she wanted go girl
Brandi’s version looks like nude Spanx IMO.
Brandi isn’t wearing the dress correctly she needs to pull it up at leas 3 inches and center the dress. That is why it puckers around the waist and hips and the slit in the dress hits at an awkward place. If she designed the dress she would know that from how the bodice is Tailored. Lord these ladies that pretend to be designers simply putting their names on someones work and call it their own.
I don’t get why she didn’t check it out before walking the carpet… Like you said cyn, 3inches higher… 3 inches ruined it… Leave the dresses for the designers… Why was she there anyways…. I don’t get that either..
She was there for the same reason Camille was hosting the red carpet season one. Whatever the reason that was.
The bottom of the dress looked fine, but that bodice looked sooo uncomfortable; squished bubbies hurt!
Whatever is a good word for it..
My thoughts exactly. I think she let it drop as low as it would go and still cover the nips, which it did – just barely. It would have been so much more attractive if she had pulled it up where it was supposed to go. And she’s wearing thousand-dollar Christian Louboutin’s, too. Poor? Don’t think so.
Nipple tassles (unfortunate word, literally) spring to mind. I was a beautiful dress besides the up top malfunction.
*It* not I, ffs…………… get’s coat, shuffles off home……..
Overlooked by the Academy for Best Original Song Nomination: “Charlie Bit Me!”
Her dress is certainly ghastly, but I just can’t stop looking at the huge bunion bursting out of her shoe. Yuck!
If you think that is gross, don’t look at her wrinkled thumb!
Brandish looked like a Hooker. She better ease up on the botox. She is starting to look like a wax museum mummy. Poor Jennifer took a tumble. I too would have fallen wearing that dress. Adele took home an Oscar for best song. Love her. Yeah they had to stick politics in it by having that woman in the white house present on Oscar….oh silly me she and her hubby are in the show biz industry that’s why our country is doing so amazing like Maurice would say.
I am so tired of having left wing politics shoved down my throat by the entertainment industry. Those two occupants of the White house cheapen the office of the presidency by continually thrusting themselves into the spotlight, IMO.
Thank you for expressing the exact same way I feel.
I thoroughly agree with you…who didn’t go “WTF??” at her appearance. That was the final straw of the worst Oscars to date.
What, you don’t like songs about how ‘We Saw Your Boobs’. Maybe next year there will a ‘We Saw Your Peen’ song, starting with Harvey Keitel in ‘The Piano’.
don’t get me started on my soul mate…Harvey just doesnt know it yet
lol….I think I fell in love after that gig
Well, being the POTUS and First Lady sorta puts you in the spotlight. Honestly, IMO, Mrs. Obama presenting an Oscar at the request of the academy is seem like such a bad thing. Really, some people need to lighten up!
* doesn’t seem like such a bad thing.
She isn’t a movie star and I am sick of her and that husband of hers popping up on talk shows, sporting events, award ceremonies, etc. Can’t we just have our escapist entertainment without sycophantic media types fawning all over our “Dear Leader” like we are in North Korea?
Well, we’ll have to agree to disagree, but I do think that your displeasure has more to do with the political philosophy of the president than with the presentation of the Oscar by his wife.
Yeah. I am not a big fan of Marxists or the exaltation of them on TV. And it isn’t just the Oscars. It’s Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards, Ellen Degeneris, Jimmy Fallon, David Letterman, Rachel Ray, The Biggest Loser, iCarly, Comedy Central, Sesame Street, and so on. I wish she would stay off my TV and go and take another one of her $1 million vacations.
No class. There is no other way to describe it.
I think you need to look up “Marxists.”
Nope. Starting from his days as a red diaper baby, under the tutelage of his communist mentor Frank Marshall Davis, through his college years when he sought out Marxist professors, to his involvement in Marxist infused Black Liberation Theology, and membership in the socialist New Party, Mr. “It’s Good When You Spread the Wealth Around” is a Marxist.
Ana I agree with you. The thing is that Hollywood is such a smarmy industry and having our president and his family enter the fray is quite disturbing. Especially in light of the Sandy Hook ‘incident’. I don’t really want to see politics and the entertainment industry intermixed. Nothing good can come of it.
Thanks for saying that. It was totally inappropriate, but I guess they had to top Clinton at the Globes. Who cares.
Really? With all the stops on talk shows and now the Oscars, I thought they were in the biz with the rest of Hollyweird!
The dress was a Naeem Khan. I guess Luanne will be getting dissed again.
I didn’t think that song was Oscar worthy. Love Adele, but….. No.
It was odd, wasn’t it gessie? but my daughter said it fit well in the movie….I could see that.
Lisa dresses too young for her age too.Watching her on SUR talking to Frank before she fired him she is wearing a see through pink top with a black bra showing big time.When she was talking to Kyle she had on a white half buttoned blouse with a pink bra showing through.A business woman would not dress that way IMO.Then Lisa wears the braless white gown at Kyle’s white party and her tits are sagging and looking at the ground.She is all her 51 years dress like it.Showing your colored bra through your tops is for another generation.Lisa and Brandi are both stuck in time warps.Embrace the age you are not what you used to be.
Couldn’t agree more. Lisa has a very pretty face, but she dresses like Madonna, without class and a terrible eye for design. All of these women, with the exception of Yolanda, wear bargain-basement looking attire, when they could afford really pretty and tasteful garments.
I agree Brandi does look like a wax figure at the Oscars.These women are not into the natural look.
I dud that “dress” the Brandywine Mammogram. Looked like she wuz getting one anyways.
Sdh, I thought the exact same thing. I’m going to post that on twitter. Haha
It also looks like 2 clamshells propping up water balloons!
I’m sticking up for Brandi here. Yeah, she is cashing in on her 15 minutes of fame, and her role is to be trashy. She was at the Oscars. Was Kyle at the Oscars? No. So she got one up on her. Kyle would have cut off her fugly hair to be at the Oscars.
Sparklie: SH readers know that Kyle was at the Oscars last year. Try to keep up!! TFC!! SH
And this is one of the many examples of why we LOVE this place!
my bad. she was? lol
I was thinking about this today – which of the other HWs have been – Camille Grammer? YoFo?
She looks so skanky Dlist, I’m embarrassed for her. The desperation on her face and those injections……
Really, who left the gate open to let her in at the oscars???
The dress was SOooo trashy & ill fitting – D list is right – JMO! Good one gf: “who left the gate open to let her in the Oscars?”
SO tired of the “poor-me” nonsense. She lives Faaarrrrrr better then most Americans. Her over used line, Not verbatim “you’ve already got your millions/billions – let ME have a little” is so tale telling about expected entitlement. Why and for what?
She wiggled through the skank gate with the Kartrashians. Ugh. I long for the day when when trash is no longer objectified. The dress Brandi designed just destroyed her “brand”.
It really was trashy! I missed the beginning of the Oscars so I don’t know if Brandi & that dress (Lol) was seen on TV?
The Fashion coverage was beyond lame.. The Red Carpet hosts stumbled and stuttered, failed to ask who designed the dress or gushed with such eagerness it nauseating. So after 5 minutes I turned to E. Better the bitch you know…..At least they actually critiqued the fashion. I would rather see a winner or contestant on a design show than a RHO Anywhere.
“wiggled through the skank gate!” ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!
I might have to use that.
Ya know I love ya Chem, borrow at will!
Ain’t, are you kidding me, I bet there’s aroad block to keep the kartrashians and Hilton’s away from the oscars, you’d never catch one of those things at the oscars. I’m miffed as to how Brandi got in, fo sho someone left the gate in back open , no other way.
Girlfriend, the kardiahians were at oscars, saw pics of them on daily mail. I have never seen their show and never will. I also avoid their pictures (as much as possible) and news articles. Just plain selfish garbage adding nothing to the public.
They weren’t,t. They were at after parties.
Do you think there is a sign for the skank gate or just a gigantic stripper pole that lights up to mark the site? I bet MeGo makes extra money being the bouncer for the skank gate. Maybe MeGo should brand a line of skank gates. JoGo can put the gates together using the tools he stole from Juicy.
As long as the instructions for the gates are pictographic so that no one has to read them to SloJo.
ROFL. Y’all rock!
I didn’t even recognize her until some one called her “Brandi.” Freaky face.
Brandi made the “worst” dressed @ the Oscars.Her response was at least she made the Oscar list!!! Pathetic.Had to put the red ribbon across her chest.Said she was popping out.They said she designed the dress herself.Tick tick tick her 15 minutes are up.Not a fan of the wannabe fame whore.I do hope they bring LeAnn on the show to run her ass up a flag pole and then she is gone/exhausted all her storylines.
Let’s not forget LeAnn had an affair with a married man; Brandi’s husband. And I bet if anyone gets their ass run up a flag pole it would probably be LeAnn.
Did you hear Brandi say on tonight’s episode that she loved having threesomes with Eddie? The only rule was that he could not penetrate the other girl. Not exactly a great way to keep your husband from cheating. Her moral indignation is astounding.
TMI Brandi. If she and Eddie engaged in threesomes then boundaries were crossed that can never be uncrossed.
Yep, I’ve always heard that threesomes don’t ever work out. someone always gets jealous, someone always gets hurt. My understanding was that their threesomes consisted of her making out with/putting on a show with one of her girlfriends for his viewing pleasure…he couldn’t do her….see? they had standards
She is like a needy cild any attention is good, even negative attention.
What shocks me is how what’s his name Eddie, managed to land the two craziest chicks in Hollyweird. They are both bizarre to have dragged this out for 4 long years. They are like children. Meanwhile the two boys deserve better than attention seeking fame ho’s.
Brandi has offered too much info into her lifestyle that she has turned some viewers against her.Less is more on your background.Her blabber mouth has ruined her image.The “victum” angle is not working.If she had STFU like she tells everyone else to do she might still have some of her fan base.I do not care for her never did.
I thought her dress looked awesome on her…hey if I looked liked her, Id wear it…but Im trashy like that and my man…loves a trashy woman
Which is why you aren’t at the Oscars I’ll venture.
Jessica Chastain looked amazing!!! I loved the color of Kerry Washington’s dress too. Usually, Brandi has more fashion sense. That dress is just wrong. It’s more than just reading bad on camera too. I’m wondering if it’s hard for her to get an amazing dress though, because all the best ones are held for famous people.
Jessica Chastain was my Best Dressed, and I CAN’T WAIT for Fashion Police tonight!!!!
Fashion police was awesome, and kudos to them for not giving her any airtime. They didn’t give her the airtime she was looking for when she deliberately wore that I’ll- fitting dress to get attention. That dress was no mistake.
Amen Gessie. It was intentional and I was thrilled that she was completely ignored. It’s like a naughty child who is deliberatly inappropriate or vulgar for shock value. At 40 Brandi is unfortunate.
Thank you Suga for clearing that up, You beat me to it. It’s sad to me that a comment was made here that is so disrespectful.
I think my response was deleted. Wow
a whore is a whore is a whore. she probably pulled the top down as far as she could. face looks so plastic. she is who she is; and just saying she has no filter does not cut it. she is seriously a sicko.
the shame is, i do not think she will ever admit how wrong she has been on so many levels. kids, ex, ex’s wife, co-workers. every guy she slept w/for what. a pathetic excuse for a woman.
Brandi is disgusting. Glad I didn’t bother watching – I would have felt sick having to see Michelle Obama.
1) Elegance is beautiful, meaning, Brandi, that you wear the clothes and they don’t wear you (look to Jane Fonda’s attire for guidance. 2) So funny to see Lisa trying to appear friendly to Ken’s son/family, when clearly she was unwelcome at their home in St. Tropez and Ken’s ex-family didn’t like her. 3) Kim is still drinking. I’ve taken Xanax for my anxiety disorder, and Vicodin after spine surgery, but those meds don’t make one slur as Kim does. Drinking causes that specific slurring, and she does it non-stop. Sad. 4) For all that is holy, please, Kyle, stop wearing cheetah prints, especially in Paris–you look cheap, especially with that high-school Morticia hair.
Ha ha ha…Morticia hair. It is so not flattering to Vile.
Is Brandi posing to hide her wrinkly thumb?
Marisa Zanuck is the worst “housewife” yet. She emasculates and humiliates her husband on national TV, talking about wanting to have sex with other men. She’s just like my Mom, who has histrionic personality disorder, and ruined my Dad in front of everyone every chance she got. She’s filthy garbage.
Every single episode she does this! It’s beyond disrespectful. I hate her.
Marisa is really pushing her luck. Her husband is much more attractive than she is; her face and figure are really homely–she looks mediocre at best. If she keeps insulting her husband like this, he will have no shortage of gorgeous women in LA to keep him (and his money) company. She needs a reality check.
Marisa is nasty about her husband. Men want to feel needed, not like they are replaceable. Marisa says the same things every single episode. They should bring her hubby on the show with a new woman and pretend that woman is his wife. Is Marisa poorly acting out a Bravo story line of “my hubby doesn’t satisfy me and I am a lesbian”?
Mark my words–Marisa despises her husband, wants a divorce, but is too cowardly to ask for one. So, she’s being passive-agressive (well, really more aggressive-agressive) to her husband in public, hoping that he can’t ignore her abuse any longer and will file for divorce 1st (giving her a financial advantage). This is all part of a scheme for her.
California is a no fault state. There is no advantage as to who files first. I think Marisa has a warped sense of humour and her husband understands that.
I’m sure someone has already noticed this, but is that the good doctor Grigoryants behind Mintz? So, it seems that Kim’s rhinoplasty decision was not as impulsive as it was made to seem…
Good catch!! It is him. Didn’t even notice him before. So much for Kim’s theory of not mixing friends and plastic surgeons
The wife of Warren, Ken’s son, appears to be about 20-30 years older than Warren. Really unusual.
Seventeen years I think? And he is so hot!!!!
Brandi was invited to take part with the Oscars, good for her. I wish she would have shown a little more respect and dressed accordingly. She tweeted that she didn’t make her final fitting and forgot to pack her ‘backup’ dress. As they say on that SNL bit … Really, Brandi? Really? That dress was constructed, it was not just sewn. If you have ever sewn anything you know that measurements are taken, samples made out of muslin, and then fitted before the final product is cut and begun. That top was constructed to fit just as it did. It was designed to fit as it fit. Why she felt that displaying her inhanced veiny breasts all squished into a dress with a top that was basically the same size as Quvenzhané Wallis’ dress I don’t know. She could have really made a positive statement, or even an understated statement. Instead she came off as joke. She made the worst dressed list and is thrilled. Mission accomplished?? She tweeted that the dress was still not finished the night before. If that is the case of course she had a backup dress. We’ve seen how she packs for a girl’s trip, are we to believe she overpacks for a trip with the girls and doesn’t make sure she has a backup dress for the Oscars? Don’t think so. I think Brandi has a very nice figure. But that dress was like one of those Project Runway last minute failures.
Years ago there used to be a porn star would walk the red carpet each year. She would dress really tacky and was the joke of the after show commentators. I don’t recall her name (I think there was a color or electric-like term or something) … but she would show up for the attention , to get her picture taken and for the negative omments about her and her being one of the worst dressed on the red carpet.
The Oscars are big deal, aired world wide, if she doesn’t respect herself enough to dress properly, she could at least respect the event and those who employed her.
Interesting take, I thought all along that poor Brandi would be devastated by making it on the worst dress list, with a dress of her own making, while in the meantime she is happy she made it to the list.
Your opinion is making me think that in fact she did this on purpose and pull down the dress as low as she could to barely cover the nipples and show her veiny boobs.
It is a shame all this attention whore would do to be relevant. I was firmly on her side during the Eddie/Leann debacle but I am rethinking my stance now, maybe there is more than meets the eye.
That dress was a deliberate crime against humanity and so is she.
thats exactly what it is…already addressed this in another comment. and we tend to stick to Current subject matter here….
That person pictured with Elliot Mintz looks like a blow-up doll. Geez – those inflated boobs look painful to have.
I’ve loathed Brandi ever since her revelation that, while she was so poor she was supposedly living with her sons in her car, she had vaginal rejuvenation, charged to Eddie’s credit card. What kind of mother, if she was going to take money from her ex, would not spend it on her CHILDREN—shelter, clothes, food—but on herself? Those 2 sons of hers she keeps bawling about–how much she loves them, how she’d do anything for them–and she chooses to “pamper” herself rather than take care of their basic needs? Just disgusting. The story may well not even be true (her “refreshing honesty” is relative) but the fact that she would obliviously tell it shows just how self centered, obnoxious, and amoral she is.
I don’t know the exact dates but I read her book and she was definitely living in her home when she had VR. Her mom came to stay with her and help her out. I actually don’t recall her living in her car in the book so perhaps that was just an exagerration of her circumstances.