If you know what today is… besides bein’ Sunday… you know that at this very moment there are grown women and MEN who are getting prepared for the critiques of what they’re wearin’…
…just hopin’ that their “stylists” dress them in dreamy duds so they don’t end up on one of the “worst dressed” lists!
Maybe in one of Carole Radziwill’s friend’s frocks!
Naeem Khan… now available at Bergdorf’s!
One of the worst-dressed from last year was Nancy
“There’s Something About Mary”… ’cause Nancy O’Dell stole her hair O’Dell!
Nancy just so happens to be wearin’ the same dress as Beverly Hills Housewife and luxury toaster owner, BigBlabberMouth Brandi Glanville!
B*ITCH STOLE MY LOOK!!!
Speakin’ of good times at the Academy Awards…
Who could ever forget Kim Richards’ “Guide To The Oscars”????
We love words at SH!! Words, words, words!!
Readers of the WashingtonPost are asked to submit definitions of commonly used words. Here are the winners from the last WashingtonPost Neologism Contest:
Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
Negligent (adj.),a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
CAMEO… Word Up!!
(Thanks to SH readers “Nels” “cybraxis” “PMG” and “Cathy”!!!)