SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: Adrienne Maloof “Pays To Kiss Mario Lopez” and “Gives Presents”… Queen of Versailles “Resumes Building” and Owner “Wants A Reality Show”!

From TMZ

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Housewife, Adrienne Maloof, was the winning bidder at an auction last night, which took place at “Mixology” at TheGrove shopping center.

The money raised at the auction will help Ezekial “Zeke” Kendall, a heart transplant recipient… whose first transplanted heart failed and is now raising money for a second heart transplant.   From HelpZeke.com:

“After waiting for about 3 months in the UCLA ICU, on January 20th of this year he received a life saving heart transplant. Zeke has lived a normal healthy life with no health emergencies until November of 2012. It was then the doctors thought he was battling the flu. After being sent home he returned a few days later with his body temp at around 94 and his blood pressure undetectable. He was sent to the ER where after numerous tests we were told that his heart was failing and his only option is a heart transplant.

Zeke is recovering from surgery and slowly getting his strength back.  Prior to his heart transplant, he was struggling to stay alive. His heart was shutting down rapidly last year and we almost lost him in the 1st week of December. It was then the doctors at UCLA decided to place him into surgery to receive an artificial heart, which saved his life. A couple of weeks after he received the artificial heart, he suffered a stroke and lost his ability to read. Through these challenges, he has remained positive and pushed through with all of his strength.

Zeke’s future is filled with multiple surgeries (statistics say he will need another heart transplant after 12-15 years of receiving the first one). He is also taking over 30 pills a day which are extremely expensive so his body won’t reject the new heart. With all of this he will need help to afford these procedures, doctor appointments, and medication.”

So, how much was Adrienne’s winning bid… and what did Adrienne’s winning bid of $25,000 get her?

ADRIENNE ROD'S KID DID YOU DO THAT ARROW

The item up for bid was a “make out” session with Mario Lopez… for which da Magoof “won” for only $25,000!

MARIO ADRIENNE ARROW

So, what could da Magoof do if she has another extra $25,000 that she wishes to get rid of?

ADRIENNE ROD'S KID ARROW

Here are some suggestions:

  • Donate anonymously to pay for Zeke’s medical bills
  • Perhaps anonymously pay Brandi Glanville’s attorney!  IF she really has an outstanding legal bill… only Brandi and da Magoof would know!
  • Pay for your boyfriend to have that ridiculous tattoo on the back of his hand removed… and let him keep the change!

ADRIENNE RODS KID TATTOO ARROW

  • What would Rod’s kid do with the leftover cash?
  • Maybe buy some new clothes…
  • or maybe buy a share in a McDonald’s franchise…
  • or, if Rod’s kid is really thinking BIG… maybe Rod’s kid could finagle a few million outta da Magoof to actually buy an entire MickeyD’s franchise!!

ADRIENNE RODS KID ARROW MCDONALDS

 

If you want to gaze upon the too-gross-for-SH photo of Mario Lopez in a lip-lock with da Magoof… you can see it at TMZ!

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Speaking’ of da Magoof… she’s handin’ out ‘gifts’ to members of the media!!  According to @AdrienneMaloof… she gifted Wendy Burch, a KTLA reporter, a DVF clutch:

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NOTE:  Wouldn’t get all excited about da Magoof’s gift, Wendy!  If Adrienne wants some good media attention, she could do much better than $345 for a re-gifted DVF clutch!  BUT… Hey, Adrienne!!  Over here!  Throw somma that cash and gifts over here!! 

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The Queen of Versailles building is back underway!!  Construction of the over 90,000-square-foot monstrosity was stopped in 2008 because of the real estate economic meltdown.

QUEEN OF VERSAILLES ARROW

The owners of the Florida “Versailles” tell the TodayShow that all is well and the construction workers are back!  Oh yeah… the wife wants to have a “reality” show!

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Speakin’ about money…this should come as no surprise to anyone…

Steven Tyler tells AustralianTV that he spent over $6 million on drugs…

AND… love AlabamaShakes!!!

 

… Kinda reminds ya of John Hiatt!

(Thanks to SH readers “DuffyDan” and “CathyFromFtM”!!!)

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33 Responses to SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: Adrienne Maloof “Pays To Kiss Mario Lopez” and “Gives Presents”… Queen of Versailles “Resumes Building” and Owner “Wants A Reality Show”!

  1. hudsoncountygrl says:

    Does Magoog realize how ridiculous she looks with Rob’s kid? You can tell a mile away he’s not into her. What a fool she is making of herself. If you want to date a younger men, by all means get a hot looking younger men not this fool.

    • he doesn’t look into her and she looks her usual annoyed self…..I’m thinking there isn’t a man who could please her.

      • SDHS86 says:

        I refuse to believe he is riding that gravy train. Until I see him smeared with a ridiculous amount of makeup/tanning/spray all over his pasty self, anyways. *fingers crossed*

  2. maybeitsyou says:

    Funny he does look like she bores him. If you didn’t know better you would think Adrienne wants to be someone important so badly she can’t stand it. Yeah, if you didn’t know better :P

  3. romoshedint says:

    Adrienne’s boy toy looks like someone but I just can’t figure out who…
    Got it! He looks like Adrienne.

    • Sandra P says:

      He kind of reminds me of a younger version of Jim Carrey, that is, if he was high, had a fake tan (although Adrienne probably smeared her self tanning lotion on him), and had interesting eyes.

  4. lobstahsmaht says:

    I just want him to wash his hair.

    • romoshedint says:

      That’s prolly Adrienne’s tanning goop that rubbed off when she was doing Lord knows what to him :-|
      Ew!

  5. Lori in Edmonton says:

    Soooo…. if I were a ‘handbag designer’ like Ms Maloof, I would probably gift one of my own designs rather than someone else’s. Wouldn’t you??

  6. Pinky says:

    Adrianne is kinda ugly and seriously buying her some attention – she is such a messed up mother the way she flaunts her little kid bf who obviously is not in to her / maybe just the $$$. I kinda think she isn’t attracting and men of value. She is ugly and too much of a liar and a bitch the two things a quality guy hates in a woman. Wonder what she would be like without money?

    • madepiley says:

      She would be like this lady. Clueless.

      • eggheads2ndcity says:

        This was waaaaaaaaay too funny!

        • madepiley says:

          I get lost on his channel for hours sometimes. Immature i know but I just cant help it. :)

          • eggheads2ndcity says:

            Thanks for the hook up. I wrote down the link ’cause I thought he was so funny; will be checking his channel out. Still can’t get over what a numb nut that woman was giving out her SS, tel, etc. LMAO!
            Please.. someone calling – claiming to be from ‘Apple’ with something free!?

            • madepiley says:

              Love how she tried to claim that she didnt give him the right info. And him nailing her on those glasses… Dont talk about my momma… bahahahahahaha
              He also does a thing with the with “sorry I dinged you car” notes.pretty funny

              • eggheads2ndcity says:

                I didn’t realize that guy was the same guy/channel, that leaves the car notes :) .
                Yeah, I caught that too; pretending she didn’t fall for his scam….he got her good with the “don’t talk about My mama”! She was a real piece of work.

              • Bubbies says:

                Omh the last call with the stolen car killed me when he kept telling the caller that he needed to take it up with the owner of the car he stole.

          • eggheads2ndcity says:

            Thanks for the hook up. I wrote down the link ’cause I thought he was so funny; will be checking out the channel :)
            Still can’t get over what a numb nut that woman was giving out her SS, tel, etc. LMAO!
            Please…someone calling ‘claiming’ to be from ‘Apple’ with something free!?

  7. LyndaS says:

    Maybe Rod’s kid can get Ms. MyHoof to buy him a pair of glasses. His eyes look like he can’t see very well. That’s probably why he’s dating a woman old enough be his mother (because she’s all fuzzy)…

    • SDHS86 says:

      He reminds me of a family member of ours. I should probably note here that our family member squandered a serious amount of family $$$ on partying, namely a serious cocaine habit. Something about it alters the facial expressions IMO.

      Also that he did not live nearly as long as the cowardly Lion aka Adrienne. :(

  8. Bubbies says:

    Adrienne copies everything other women do but never quite gets it right. Lisa’s pink lipstick. Camille’s earrings. Vyle’s lying. Taylor’s slutty embarrassing behavior. …Oh she did get those last two right.

    • LyndaS says:

      LOL! Yes, Adri-man has perfected lying to an art form. As for the skankiness – I don’t really want to have that mental picture in my head.

  9. donewithbravo says:

    That “palace” in America, is in Florida. The same house in NY would be 80x that amount! LOL!
    Adrienne is just getting more gross every day. Bleh! I didn’t need to see her tongue down Mario’s throat. And, he recently got married. That’s just wrong.
    Camille looks EXCELLENT in the wallpaper pic. Wow! She looks better and better!! Whatever surgeon she’s using, she should promote them because she doesn’t look fake (except for the boobs), she could smile and show expression and she still looks youthful and prettier every time I see her. Good job!

  10. eggheads2ndcity says:

    Feels Like Rain – JOHN HIATT…….SOooo Sweet!
    Thanks for playing that :)

  11. kel says:

    Adrienne’s hair is just gross. It is just a big tangly mess, and she never can seem to get the shade of blonde right. She looks like an old stripper.

  12. LoveVegas says:

    Bet Mario’s face got a few shades darker after that spit-swap with Ad. Did not need to see that. Blech!

  13. burger says:

    eh give adrian some room, this is post divorce boyfriend. camille still has the greek around though. these are what’s called transition men not hubby material. i sort of like the idea of the “queen of versailles” show and working on that monstrosity of a mansion. plus they have 8 kids. who needs kate & 8 ?

    • madepiley says:

      She would make a good HW. I was shocked watching the movie that someone could be as callous as her…and as lazy. As her husband was losing his ever lovin mind she couldn’t even be bothered to bend down and pick up the dog crap all over her house. So nasty. I suppose the ole bat just left it there to turn white until her husband could afford to restaff her crew of maids.

  14. burger says:

    oooh i’ll have to check out the movie!! there’s definately a big dose of crazy going on.

  15. OCwoman says:

    Brandi’s book is a NY Times Best Seller. Good for her! One more thing for Adrienne to be jealous about. We all know her “problem” with Lisa last season was jealousy over Lisa’s success on the show and her being totally outclassed by Lisa as a savvy business woman.

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