SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Kyle Richards “My Hubbend Is Numero Uno!”… Marisa Zanuck “BrandiG’s BookSigning”…Yolanda Foster “House Cleaner”… Kandi Burruss “Todd Tucker” “BravoBlog” AND “Gospel Backlash”… “Body of Water” In LA… Global Warming… Jodi Arias Trial

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HagfaceKyle Richards’ hubbend, MO-reese… just cannot help it!…

… was on the TodayShow with Hoda and KathieLee this morning… chatting all about how he’s the best ever real estate broker and showin’ off somma the best buys that can be had in CA!

NOTE:  Would love to see John Turturro and his perfect wife/life livin’ in that perfect condo!!  Don’t forget… Kyle’s adopted!!

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@MarisaZanuck at Brandi Glanville’s book signing last night…

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Yolanda Foster tells USMagazine how she keeps her house so clean!

When it comes to cooking for her hubby and their children, the Holland-born former model isn’t afraid to try and try again. “I’m not a great cook, but I’m also not afraid to make mistakes,” says the reality star, who famously baked four chocolate soufflés for a picnic lunch with her husband — in case two didn’t turn out to her liking. “One of my best dishes is spaghetti bolognese, but my family gets sick of it because they have to eat it almost every Sunday!”

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Kandi Burruss tells S2SMagazine that her fiance, Todd Tucker is NOT an opportunist!

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Kandi is also getting lots of backlash for recording her gospel song with Marvin Sapp… from ChristianPost.com.

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Kandi also addresses the backlash on her BravoBlog:

 ”I knew that some people would give me the side eye, but I didn’t know that it would be to this extreme. When the episode prior to this one aired, which first showed me mentioning that I wanted to do a gospel song, I got so many angry tweets. Can you believe a woman actually tweeted me and said, “Bitch you can’t praise my God”?

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I was like wow… People always said that the worst things to debate or bring up are politics and religion. Well whoever made that statement knew exactly what they were talking about!”

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IN THE REAL WORLD… things that are actually taking place in YOUR world… for REAL!!

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Were you a guest at the Cecil Hotel in LA??  Did you notice that there were problems with your water??  Did you think that the water had a “full body” taste?  It might be due to a dead body in the water tank!

From CNN:

Tourists staying at a Los Angeles hotel bathed, brushed teeth and drank water from a tank in which a young woman’s body was likely decomposing for more than two weeks, police said.

Elisa Lam’s corpse was found in the Cecil Hotel’s rooftop water tank by a maintenance worker who was trying to figure out why the water pressure was low Tuesday.

NOTE:  The CecilHotel is not a 5-star hotel!   According to NPR.org

“There were murders there in the ’20s and 30s,” he said, “and a woman jumped out a window in the ’60s.”

“Night Stalker” Richard Ramirez, now on California’s death row, was a frequent resident in the 1980s, Nichols said. Back then, KPCC writes, “room rates were as cheap as $14. It’s reported that he stayed in a room on the 14th floor while killing 14 people [he was convicted of 13 murders].”

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File this under “Git The Hell Outta Here” and “You Cannot Be Serious”!

Some kid at Disney was “ignored” by Donald Duck and the parents are suing Disney for racial discrimination!   NOTE:  Uh, lots of kids get “ignored” by the characters… imagine if they ALL sued!

From WPTV.com:

“…10News reporter Michael Chen asked White, “Couldn’t you have misread the situation?” ”I didn’t because it was done in a blatant and ugly way,” White replied. She said she complained and was sent a letter offering passes that would get her to the front of the attraction lines to alleviate her “disappointment.”

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GLOBAL WARMING has taken a grip on the Southwestern states!

From CNN:

The rare accumulation was all part of a massive winter storm that promises to blanket a huge swath of the nation in crazy weather, from 18 inches of snow or more in Kansas to thunderstorms and flooding along the Gulf Coast.

In all, about 800,000 square miles in 18 states were under some form of watch or warning Wednesday related to a major storm pouring out of California and into the Central Plains and the Midwest, CNN meteorologist Brandon Miller said.

The biggest threat of heavy snow lies in parts of Kansas, Nebraska and Missouri, with the possibility of whiteout conditions in some places, he said.

YES!!  ”Global Warming” has hit the US!!

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You can watch the Jodi Arias trial via live streaming via WPTV.com Jodi is being cross-examined by the prosecution.

(Thanks to SH readers “CathyFromFtM” “cybraxis” “PMG” and “AS”!!!)

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43 Responses to SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Kyle Richards “My Hubbend Is Numero Uno!”… Marisa Zanuck “BrandiG’s BookSigning”…Yolanda Foster “House Cleaner”… Kandi Burruss “Todd Tucker” “BravoBlog” AND “Gospel Backlash”… “Body of Water” In LA… Global Warming… Jodi Arias Trial

  1. Susie says:

    Eddie the douche bag gets more creepy looking everytime I see him.That scruffy face and big teeth would get old in time being married to him.The wedding and love affair is fake and will not last.Tamballs is is gross too.She thinks she is in her 20′s and sex pot.Wrong!!!
    I miss Don.He was a nice guy and Vickie walked all over him the more popular the show got.The fame went to her head and she changed like they all do.

    • Susie: Don’t forget that “nice Donn” had a girlfriend the entire time he and Vicki were married. TFC!! SH

      • maybeitsyou says:

        I know Vicki said Donn had a 2 yr. relationship with another woman while they were married but I didn’t know he was cheating the entire time. Good grief the more you know about Vicki the less you can understand. If she knew about another woman (much less more than one) why did she bother to renew her vows? As bad as the marriage was why was she so upset when she finally ended it? Years of this & she’s renewing vows & crying when it’s over? & then brings Crooks onto the show, not just into her life off screen but onto the show. Says her kids are everything but lets him come between her & the kids… Vicki seems to be in need of a “reality” pill.

        • beverlyhillswhatathrill says:

          didnt she say donn was w/ someone for 20 yrs? i thought it was a really long standing affair.

        • Aint Pittypat says:

          Vickster and Donn had zero chemistry ,IMO. They seemed to have different priorities, going in different directions and wanting different things from life. Another rocky relationship that unravels in front of the camera. Taking a step back you have to wonder if there are long term ramifications for all these fractured lives and relationships and if the money is worth sacrificing what really matters most. Really curious how the HW children will deal with the fallout from all this?

      • Buck Henry says:

        Makes sense. Also if Vicki knew it brings together why she didn’t want to be around Don alot.

        • Tallulah says:

          Vicki works ya’ll, and Donn’s catting around had to wait unti her story line needed shaking up and the ol’ love tank was running on fumes.

  2. Stan says:

    I agree with MS SH… THE OC IS DONE!!! I don’t really want to watch Tamballs bully people, or Vicki give her heart to the Flim-Flam Man. And Heather Paige Kent Dulbrow might be the most annoying woman to ever be on a housewives show. I can’t reach the remote quick enough; when I see her eyes widen and her jaw retract (before she dramatically over reacts to something petty and useless.)

    • housewife hoe says:

      LOL Stan, who can forget her famous and awesome delivery of the line “She…ate…the…bow” Bravo Heather, bravo!

    • ushuthefup says:

      I’m with u stan. Can’t work up any enthusiasm for the OC season. Can’t stand Tamra or Wretchen. And Heather just goes along with the bully’s. Hopefully alexis won’t be back. I can’t handle another season watching alexis be bullied by wretchen and tamra. It was pathetic watching alexis take their shit like she didn’t care cuz she’s so desperate for a bravo paycheck. Have some self-respect and dignity alexis or take them down, but don’t just take it and walk away like your above it. You look BAD and PATHETIC.

    • jeanbean says:

      I agree with you about not looking forward to OC. These shows should end after 3 years. The attacks on Alexis were just plain mean. The housewives seem to just hate each other and why should I waste my time watching. No friendships seem to be able to survive hw shows and I am tired of seeing women behave like lunatics!

  3. Dee2 says:

    Really? Is this the world we live in?

  4. mags says:

    That background photo of Kim is grossing me out. It looks like she has mayo on her face. That’s what happens when you put your bare hands in that pre- prom chicken salad!

  5. I miss Donn. I still crack up at that club he was frequenting. Stephen Hawking visiting makes it even funnier.

  6. Slaen says:

    I’m sure Tamra would be happy to give Bravo full filming rights to her wedding night too. Not a problem.

  7. LoveVegas says:

    Dang, Mo-Reese has got his lil’ finger in every money pot possible. Maybe he was promised a lil’ piece of the action if any of those properties sold because he did the Vanna White thing by plugging them on national TV. That’s whatcha call Mo-Reese’s Pieces!

    • Aint Pittypat says:

      Real Estate Law is pretty standard and probably disallows any sort of kickback or bonus.
      If you sell RE it’s just as important to list properties as to be able to sell them. IMO Mo-Reese probably obtains these listings by promising to garner TV spots and his reputation on RHOBH. Although for some folks that would be a detraction-LOL. Mo-Reese reminds me of every sleazy schmoozy RE agent I have done business with.

  8. madepiley says:

    Go Juan Go!

    • Tallulah says:

      I loved that he asked Jodi about the night she broke into Travis’ apartment. She must’ve wanted to kill Martinez for making her describe Travis being with someone else.

  9. madepiley says:

    Note to those of you following the Jodi Arias trial:
    That is awfully pretty handwriting in her journal supposedly just days after Travis broke her left ring finger…. Jodi. Is. Left. Handed.
    If the handwriting is swell… then she is a liar from hell. (you heard it here first)

  10. Lori Flack says:

    Yes Jodi does have nice lettering … I wonder if it can be analyzed to the notes that were hidden in Star magazine.

    • Tallulah says:

      I’m sure they have handwriting experts on the ready. Her attorney thought he’d get the magazines tossed. I don’t think Martinez was too agressive at all. He got her to show her true colors comparing him to her victim. And this was just the first day.

  11. sd says:

    I think it would be great if someone would hit Maurice-zero with a cattle prod everytime he shows his mock modesty when someone tells him how sexy he is or what a great husband/realitor/father/friend/ass kisser/ he is and he does that little shy “oh thank you”. We all know it’s fake, he’s a pompous ass!

    • I have to agree with you I watched that take with plastic Kathy Lee and I had myself a good laugh. Man does he think who he is. I was waiting for him to show homes in BH but nothing. You hit the nail on the head when you said he’s a pompous ass!!!

  12. bsbfankaren says:

    I took my daughter to Disney World when she was four and had a wonderful time. The only kink was when we went to an Aladdin breakfast. My daughter had dressed specially for this breakfast and brought her Jasmine backpack. Unfortunately, Jasmine seemed to have other things to do that morning. While we kept going to one side of the room, she took frequent breaks and never made it to our side of the room, causing my daughter to get upset. I asked for a manager when I saw that I was not the only parent who noticed this, and complained wondering what it was that Jasmine kept doing back stage. While I received an apology, I was also told that Jasmine did not take breaks and that she went to all the tables. Why he chose to lie to my face I have no idea. We left and enjoyed the rest of our day, although I did complain again to another manager when we got back to our hotel who offered us things, but we turned it all down since we were scheduled to leave the next day, and I wasn’t complaining with the intent of getting free bees.

    Unless a character hits or in some way injures my child, I cannot imagine a reason to file a lawsuit. Some people believe that all lawsuits result in a bonanza of riches, when that is rarely the case. Disney will offer to settle for the same things they offered them before, and a judge will throw the case out if the family refuses.

  13. SDHS86 says:

    If Slimey Slade & Bletchen get on that back pedalin’ bike this season…I swear! :(

    Note: Just shut it Slade. Zip it. Close it. Don’t even think about it! *asplodes*

  14. Idagal says:

    That picture of Ellie in the lovely blue, off the shoulder dress, is hilarious. I giggle every time I see it.

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