Wow this week seems to have flown by!
Now this episode is a little difficult to decipher.
Firstly I want to address the tweets and comments in regard to the tea party and as to whether Miss Resnick was invited. Now as often happens when one of us organizes an event, production arranges transport. I was informed that Kyle wanted to bring Faye.
Now I immediately rejected the idea in the aftermath of what had resulted at Kyle’s house previously. I had no intention of reenacting that scenario. So, I relayed my sentiments.
Apparently Faye was miffed. I could honestly care less and hoped that as she knew I didn’t want to include her. She would have the wherewithal to stay home. There was no place setting, a chair, yes, but no gift, no place setting, just one for Kim which was taken by Faye
When Taylor called Kyle, it was clear that she had been drinking. But I believe that there was some sort of misunderstanding. I recall Kyle telling me the nanny was going to collect her and a decision was made for Kennedy to stay, unbeknownst to Taylor.
Taylor believed that her daughter was being taken to her grandmothers, now I think that Kyle should have explained that, rather than us believing that Taylor was devoid of any knowledge as to the whereabouts of her daughter.
Witnessing my old house being burnt was sad to see on film. A plethora of memories going up in smoke. . .an end of an era. NOTE: Lisa’s entire house did not burn to the ground! June 30, 2012:
Then we see Adrienne and Paul in the car. She finally admitted that there was a letter, because at the tea party she vociferously denied it. Interesting that she also stated that she would never try to ruin somebody’s reputation. . .Mmm I think I have to disagree with that one. Anyway the whole situation was almost identical to last year’s fiasco. The charge had been led by Adrienne and Paul to ban Russell and Taylor, so where’s the difference? NOTE: There is a difference; however, this whole story line is getting very old. If you don’t know the difference by now… just look it up!
It seemed to me it shrieked of utter hypocrisy. It has been really hurtful and rather irritating at the vicious remarks that their cook has made about me constantly on Facebook and in the press. I was advised to ignore it but at times it has been challenging, Brandi has endured the same aggressive behavior and this has resulted in a mountain of resentment and confusion. NOTE: Calling Bernie a “cook”…Nice jab there, Lisa!!
I also couldn’t resist mentioning to Adrienne about the body make up. She leaves it like a trail behind her, which ultimately results in her being a rather expensive guest. I would have expected some sort of remorse or responsibility taken but no, “clean it with baby wipes” that was all I was told.
Ken was not happy with the intimidating letter. He believes that when you know people socially and are continuing to socialize with them, it is redundant to enter into litigation. So he voiced his opinion to Paul and suggested they pay her legal fees.
And so on it goes, this bumpy trail. . .stay with us as we continue. Until next week.
Love always, Lisa.










Shady editing really changes what goes on on that show.Repeating storylines from season to season gets old fast.Bravo producers have a rollerdex of events they use write each show.They all seen to bleed into each show.Same storyline different show.Really getting old.You can not believe any of the HW hags and what they say on the show or their blogs.They all lie and back peddle.
That is because it is all fake, the predictable get togethers, the fake fights, the fake lawsuits, the fake friends, fake reality show, fake white party…..I’m surprised anyone is watching anymore, let alone getting emotionally invested in any of these fake characters.
Agree with all you say, everything on the HW shows is set-up, pre-written, producer driven b.s. But why can’t I stop?
Thank you Lisa,
Thanks for putting Kyle in her place and letting us know she is a liar, big drama queen. Who needs friends like her.
Lisa is not afraid to tell it like it is.
So if Lisa knew directly from Kyle where Kennedy was supposed to be and why she was with her instead, what reason was there for Kyle to keep her mouth shut with the other ladies? Oh, yeah. She loves to stir the pot!
I hope that Taylor confronted Kyle and said something like, “You know clearly that the nanny had Kennedy and you BORROWED Kennedy without my knowledge!” Put that bitch in her place. Yes, she seems to watch Kennedy a lot, but I’m sure it’s merely to entertain precious snowflake, Portia. Kyle is vile.
I think she did, which is why we got the tepid blog. Kyle has a hard time admitting she is wrong, and still couldn’t do it even for Taylor.
Oh, she does doesnt she? Instead of admitting she was not a good friend to Lisa on several occasions she chooses to accuse Lisa of holding a grudge. In the first tea party Taylor was trying to embarrass and humiliate Lisa (and as a guest in Lisa’s home…not cool) and not only did Kyle not defend her or in the very least diffuse the situation, she chimed in and said something like “lisa, you are kind of full of yourself sometimes”.
To me, it is much less about Lisa holding a grudge than it is about Kyles betrayal of the friendship. That type of betrayal is difficult to recover from, yet I think Lisa would if Kyle would admit she was in the wrong and then offer a sincer apology.
Something Kyle will never do, as evidenced by the issue with Taylor and Kennedy. While Lisa doesn’t need Kyle’s friendship, it’s hard to give up on a relationship in which you’ve invested time and energy, not to mention how generous she is, with her willingness to share her connections.
I liked Lisa’s blog, and don’t feel the need to watch the show. Just my opinion, but anyone showing up knowing they’re not invited or wanted, and another guest leaving a stain on a host’s furniture are both bad behavior that I have no interest in watching. The reveal of a nose job, an intoxicated single mother, and a couple of bitchy sisters are more stuff that I have no interest in watching. I enjoy watching Lisa and Ken and their little dog, but the rest doesn’t interest me in the slightest.
I forgot Yolanda. I like her quite a bit.
How do you know, if you’re not watching the show?
I think BSL meant just this particular episode
Thank you, Stlrfan8, you’re right! How are you doing these days?
O.K.
Stlrfan8, so I take it a smiley face means you’re well. Yay!
Hi BSL! All is well here! How’s things in the bayou?
Things are getting back to normal around the city, thank goodness.
Good thing!
Bet it was all kinds of crazy there for while
I have seen at least one episode that I recall, but it’s been a while. It was one when they were celebrating Kim’s sobriety. Other than that, pretty much stick to SH for clips from the show and the cast blogs. Is that thorough enough for you or do you need my blood type also?
Your blood type might be helpful. You know, just in case? LOL!
Hahaha! If I tell you, there are HIIPA guidelines that you’re going to have to follow.
I once worked at a hospital, although I was not employed by the hospital. Therefore I have certification that I have read and agreed to follow HIPPAA guidelines, so your information is safe with me.
I think it’s A, B, or O, and positive or negative…one of those combinations.
Are you an organ donor? Let’s take care of all the paper work now. Don’t worry, it’s just bw us. Power of attorney, SS #… You have no choice but tell the world, uh, I mean me. Now
Btw, I’m a professional doctor lawyer person.
I’d be happy to give you all of that information, Romo! What could go wrong? Let me throw in how often I’ve watched RHOBH while I’m at it.
I never watch this program, I used to. But now I just like this blog.
I get enough just from the clips and I love Ronnie Flipits. videos.
That’s how it is for me, too.
That’s what I did for Atlanta this year and I am seriously considering doing the same for orange county as well.
Oh YoFo is lovely. As you know I live in her closet and she makes the most beautiful flower arrangements for me everyday and has my meals sent in as well. I’m not allowed to touch the fancy fridge though. Something about fingerprints or romo drinking all of David’s Gatorades. I wasn’t listening I was too busy drinking Gatorade while looking in the fridge.
You are living so well, Romo! I hope she leaves fresh lemonade for you in the afternoons.
Romo, you need to host a tea in YoFo’s closet, I volunteer to be the Shana at your tea and get really drunk on rose’. I’ts a sacrifice but someone has to doe it! lol
Ooh yay! There’s plenty of room in here for a party! We can try on her clothes too! But not her white jeans bc we are sloppy drunks. Heck, let’s crack open that bottle of wine that Oprah gave them. This is a special funtime fancy closet party! Oops, that sounded weird…
Are there some metallic jeans? Put those aside for me.
See, I think I could impersonate one of those singers that stops by all the time, so long as I don’t have to actually sing. So, I’ll tell you what. I’ll go in and distract Yolanda, while you sneak in and leave the back door open for the other’s. Agreed?
ok, no rose’ on the white jeans and nobody better try to sleep with David Foster for one of YoFo’s Chanel bags!! BSL has dibs on the metallic jeans and I get a pair of her workout pants( I don’t think I could fit in anything else). Romo will have to sneak out of the closet to let the rest of you in so be sure and use the secret knock! lol
This is coming together beautifully! Teamwork. Let’s go in!
Lol, are y’all still here?! I took David’s jet yesterday and headed over to Miami to work on my vacation closet at Lisa and Lenny’s. That didn’t go too well… As soon as I walked in Miss Elaine said, “Oh nah uh bitch, don’t even think about!” so we got into fisticuffs. I snatched her wig off and I high tailed it outta there!
Once AGAIN, Kyle has instigated a bad situation while supposedly not getting her hands dirty. I’m praying at this point the woman will be fired and never heard from again. Faye is just appalling and she had some nerve to show up at Lisa’s party knowing full well she was not wanted and NOT invited…and she took Kim’s gift?! Skid mark Adrienne is now an embarrassment to herself…and a chronic liar. I’ve come to the conclusion the woman has absolutely no class whatsoever. I would have apologized profusely if I had stained a friend’s upholstery and offered to pay for the cleaning. I would have felt BAD. The woman cares about no one but herself. Love Lisa so much!
Honey she could see she was destroying good furniture in her wake. Makes one think she did it deliberately. I just don’t like what follows Adrienne–bernie the insult chef, being a bald faced liar, and now leaving skid marks/stains from her body tan. You can’t make this shit up, I am appalled. How crassly low class. These are the kinds of people that have money? Give it to them good Brandi.
Agreed.
I would never show up at an event knowing the host did not want me there. In fact, I’ve taught my daughter never to attend events unless he is specifically invited, no matter how much it hurts not to attend. It is crass, boorish behavior and should be unacceptable in polite society.
Now I wonder if Kyle will start another twitter war with Lisa over this?
U got me laughing/spittin on the puter screen with the skid mark adrienne remark ,In my mind she will forever be “Skadrianne Maloof Hoof”.
Thank You for the clean screen.
I love your line “Skid Mark Adrienne!” May I use it?
ahaha at “skid marks” …. finally we have an appropriate name for adrein….Skids….love it… It also applies to her new slum dating
As long as it applies to her teeth also, she talks that much sh*t, she has skid marks on them also
Also, please note I’ve also said ‘also’ too many times also in that sentence, it is also part of my guiness world record attempt also amongst many things that I also try to to incorporate in life (lamest excuse ever for a typo, but, also, worth a shot lol).
Lisa,
DAHling, it’s “could NOT care less.”
Love always,
Vegas
Ha! Thanks for beating me to the punch.
I mean the Beverly Hillbillies had more class than the faye, kyle, adrienne’s class of folks. Who goes to someone home knowing they aren’t welcomed? How low class do you have to be? This is some funny dumb shit to me and I am getting a good laugh. She really wanted to see Lisa’s house, done by a real decorator. What was Kyle’s motive? How embarrassing!!
So not only was Faye not invited but when she walked into Lisa’s house, she had this look of haughty distain on her. My god. Lisa should have thrown her out.
Shes too polite to do so in front of the camera’s, but I’m sure the thought crossed her mind. Now, if Kim had actually showed up, the scene would have been extremely awkward.
Didn’t Faye say something when she walked in like, “I’m invited aren’t I.”. It was something like that and I thought it was odd.
Ooooo! I need to rewatch since I didn’t catch what she said, although I knew she said something.
RahRah, you ask “Who goes to someones home knowing they aren’t welcome?” The answer is, someone who is DESPERATE to get some airtime in hopes of parlaying her appearances into full time housewife status, that’s who.Knowing that Lisa expressed her distaste for Fake’s nasty attitude and big mouth antics to the producers at least explains why she didn’t run her mouth this time. I think it’s strange that Kyle wouldn’t call Lisa herself and ask. The fact that she had to ask producers just shows how Kyle uses Fake to run her mouth on her behalf. I’m glad Lisa is finally calling Kyle out she is so full of crap I can’t stand it and she never really had her ass handed to her for two seasons in a row I can’t wait for this reunion, Kyle will definately have to answer to Lisa and Yolanda if they allow Fake to come out I’m turning the channel!
And to take the gift?!…presumptious and greedy
Kyle and Faye are in the same low class of wannabes. Neither one of them has any other friends so they have to hang out together. Lisa should have had one of those hunky bartenders physically remove Faye from the premises and warned Kyle to never, ever, do that again!
How can you say that Kyle is a “…low class wannabee?” Didn’t Morris say they have class? ;D
They need a class to teach them how to have class!
Oops! That’s right, Morris did say that. How could I forget??? LOL
Adrienne is a clueless idiot – she should have paid for Lisa’s furniture to be cleaned after leaving self tanner behind after her visit. She is beyond tacky – why on earth did she tell Lisa to just use baby wipes to remove the oompa loompa fake tan from the couch??!! Those Maloof’s are a classy bunch.
It’s body makeup that most women only put in strategic locations in small amounts to high light their skin tone. Apparently Adrienne never got the memo, and slathers it on like lotion.
If Ad knows she marks up furniture, then she should at least byob-bring her own baby wipesl She’s gross.
And I wonder why Adrienne thought Lisa would have baby wipes handy anyway. Her kids are grown.
Lisa rocks. Sayin’ it like it is…Kyle set that all up, Faye was not invited, Adrienne is a liar. Whomp, der it is! (Yes, I just dated myself, lol.)
LOL!! And yet I catch myself singing the song Whomp,der it is…!
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good point! (pun intended)
I think they all suffer from Pinocchio Nipple Syndrome–the nipples grow when the HW tells a lie! Just saying.
You may be on to something, PJ….
It wouldn’t hurt my feelings if they did away with some of the cleavage too. It’s depressing looking at saggy wrinkly cleavage, and the side boob exposure is just pitiful.
I’m really over the side boob too. I don’t like the bottom boob sticking out from under the bikini either. I never got that.
@slaen Soooo agree! I don’t want to see the most nubile, physically perfect person’s naughty bits! The dresses I see my friends sending their high school aged daughter’s to formal dances in are truly obscene! My friend posted her daughter’s prom dress pick the other day – it was a halter split down past the navel, I was stunned. Mother and daughter are thrilled with it,smh!
Personally, I like boobs, especially boobs on a confident woman that are not completely exposed, and look natural. Boobs are not such a bad thing, and unless they are newly enhanced, they are going to sag to some extent past the age of 20. LOL!
O.K. that’s just weird.
So since Lisa hasn’t lied, is she still allowed to have nipples or should they be removed for use later?
On behalf of all the women out there who like me have something other than tiny little nipples, please try and move past it. We know you can see our nipples, and we are aware they bother some of you, but you should know that we’ve used the products on the market, gone through the uncomfortable nipple covers and even worn excessively padded bras, but at the end of the day we’ve decided that we will no longer live in shame and will let our nipples do what they decide to do. Thank you. LMAO!
Thank-you for this. I could stuff Kotex into my bra and the nips would still be on display.
LMAO! You’re welcome!
Me too. My nips have a mind of their own and when they decide to show up there is NOTHING I can do about it.
Yes, I think mine came from breast feeding. I only did it for a few months each, and my bubbies are still perky, but damn do those nipples ever poke out, and I got the lightly padded bras and every thing, lol
I just try to watch what I wear if I’m having a business meeting so that I don’t see the eye shift of the person I am talking to. There is nothing more annoying than having someone staring at our nipples during a serious discussion.
Look Taylor still didn’t know or seem to care where her kid was because she was sloppy drunk. That’s the truth I heard. Enabling a friends alcoholism only hurts them. Just think of all the times Taylor has been drunk. Leaving the kid to the nannies does not a good mom make. She needs to at least keep tabs on what she does and what she does. These nannies are only hired help and are not always doing what’s best for the kid.
Wow! You are seriously reading a lot into an edited, not more then two minute conversation. Why would Taylor be worried if Kyle, someone she has both lived with and who has spent countless hours with Kennedy, has her daughter? No one said the child was left on Kyle’s stoop, or that she was running around in the streets. I get that there are more then a few perfect parents who post here, but for goodness sake, misunderstandings do happen, and Kennedy was never in any danger as Taylor would know.
Agreed. All episodes are edited to provoke, but trying to infer anything with authority from the snippets shown is ludicrous.
It was a total misunderstanding. The nanny was responsible to get Kennedy to her grandmother’s house. If Kyle asked the Nanny if Kennedy could stay the nanny should has said I have to check with her mother first. If she couldn’t reach her mother she should have left a voice mail or texted her. Then she should have called the grandmother and told the grandmother and also asked the grandmother to call Shana as she was unable to reach her. Simple as that, heck no, not on BRAVO anyway. JMO
Kyle not only knew this, but also told Lisa? Kyle is a snake that will do just about anything for a few more minutes of camera time.
Not only that but she let her sister ramble on about it. She is a meany wienie and loves making Kim look bad/stoopid. This was part of that.
Best line ever
“I get that there are more than a few perfect parents who post here”. Thank you!! I get that these women sign up to be on tv but holy hell I shudder to think how my life would look cut into 2 minute edited scenes. No good I’m sure!
Thank you!
‘Says Kyle Knew Where Shana’s Kid Was Supposed To Be!’ Oh no, Lisa’s not an enabler too, is she? How can one support someone who rambled – KENNEDY WHO? – OH – I DON’T KNOW WHERE KENNEDY IS – I TRUST YOU MORE THAN ANYONE IN THE WORLD – I’M IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN – I’M DRUNK – BEAVER CREEK – PLANE LEAVING NOW – K BYE
Oh, my gosh! LOL! How does actually telling the truth make someone an enabler? Gee whiz! Taylor is a lot of things and many of them are bad. However in this case she was most definitely NOT in the wrong. Kyle was and so was her nanny for trusting Kyle. LOL!.
Swine(her name on here) is in da wrong for not calling her mom first… ya know the place she THOUGHT her child was. Shows her priorities…the beaver
Off topic, but, any good videos for the human stain?
lol. Well I went looking for songs about bad mothers and I found this lil gem. Not really about Swine but …
Hahaha! Bad mother folker…shut your trap! Hahaha! Thank you, MP!
oh wait.. you meant Adrienne didnt ya? silly me. Let me see what I can find….
Hows bout dis?
I don’t know how they sang the beaver song without cracking up.
Perfect, MP!
lisa is alway so right. gets on my nerves. i think she uses her dead beats to do her dirty work. ie brandi, going after adrienne. watch out brandi, remember what happened to cedric.
Yeah…..no. Lisa can speak for herself and does so when she feels the need to. She also is willing to tell her friend Brandi when she is out of line and stands up for her when it’s warranted.
I gotta say though, the one thing I’ve been enjoying this season is that after Brandi took so much heat for saying STFU, Lisa and Yolanda have been using the F word whenever they feel the need. LOL!
I noticed that too, Lisa has been dropping the f bomb as often as she can… maybe she is like Bobby Fisher but I F*cking love it.
There are outward and over the top ways to support a friend, something Kyle is very good at, and then there are far more subtle ways that may go unnoticed by some but are far more appreciated. Lisa has proven herself to be masterful at the art of subtlety.
Sorry. Can’t agree with you. That’s not what I see when I watch the show. Lisa speaks for herself and does it well. I think you’re watching the wrong channel maybe.
Lisa had better stay off-a that back pedal bike! That’s Swine’s! No one should have to share a seat with her. Ugh.
Lisa didn’t do anything to Cedric. He got himself kicked out all by himself. Lisa is all grown up and she doesn’t need Brandi to do anything for her. Just my perspective.
She didn’t even go around trashing Cedric, which she clearly would have been within her rights to do, and no one would have blamed her for.
exactly
I adore Lisa. I think she has no problem teling Kyle, Faye and Adrienne to hit the road anymore. Kyle has become the RHOBH joke. Adrienne choose to ignite the little feud with Lisa when she tried to lie about her at the reunion. Adrienne was obviously fighting out of her IQ level cause Lisa made her look like an idiot. I really think that Adrienne thought she would be the star of the show. I am sure Kyle and Adrienne are very jealous that Lisa got her own show. I like Brandi. She is not Lisa deadbeat. Lisa tells Brandi she is wrong when she is. Cedric, REALLY. Cedric is a leach. He lied about his childhood and his life to make Ken and Lisa feel sorry for him I am sure Cedric is still looking for a place to live to mooch of someone else.
Still cannot believe Kyle is so close with Rancid Resnick. What’s that saying in SPanish re: Show me your friends and I’ll show you who you are? Or something like that…
I love it.
“Dime’ con quien andas… y te dire’ quien eres”…it means “tell me who you’re with..and i’ll tell you who you are
Talk about tacky. What’s more tacky than going to a party you weren’t invited to, knowing full well the hostess doesn’t want you there? Faye should be embarrassed now that Lisa’s told the whole story. Faye was Lisa an apology. So does Kyle for bringing her along.
I agree. But what gonna happen is this… Faye will be on that couch come reunion time making a spectacle of herself over the fact she was not invited. IRL we would have turned someone like that way at the door(same with the RHOA episode that is coming up) along with her rude comrade who had the audacity to bring her. But in HW world the best medicine is to ignore her. Her rudeness just makes her relevant. And trust me, Faye is fine with that… she always has been… she has no shame.
Omh that story was funny! Nevermind we’ll come back another time. Lol
Dag burnett, Made! I am trying to get some work done but having difficulty due to your high-larious videos!!!!!! Thanks for making me giggle like an idiot in my office!
I heart Lisa. She tells it like it is and looks great while doing so. I only wish she’de distance herself even more from Vyle. To quote the Don: “You hang around with gargage then you start to stink.”
Since I strongly suspect Adrienne with the help of Kyle, has one last nasty thing planned for Lisa at the reunion, I think the nail is already in that coffin. Hence the unexpectedly catty and therefore funny dig at Kyle at the party. Did you hear the conversation about the shoes both Kyle and Lisa were wearing? Did you catch the part where Kyle and Lisa were comparing the bottom of their shoes as Lisa said something along the lines of, “the red sale tag is still on the bottom of your’s.” While they both laughed, I suspect Kyle was bitching to her husband about it later.
Well I think that maybe Adrienne would be smart enough to not go down that path again. Kyle might try. She is just out and out stupid, Since the series was filmed sometime ago and the reunion was taped after some have aired, I think Adrienne has realized she has taken a huge hit in the popularity department. I don’t think she is that stupid but who knows. Since they lost control of the Palms, sold the Kings, sounds to me like the Maloof money if POOF gone. She better start peddling those Maloof Hoofs.
As far as I know, the sale of the Kings is not yet a done deal, since the Mayor of Sacramento has requested that the NBA give him more time to find investor’s. Right now they are still in a holding pattern. I live in the Seattle area, so it’s all part of our local news coverage.
Well we all know that no one in Sac has the money to keep the Kings there. Any way around it, the Maloofs are selling
Investor’s can come from anywhere. While the sale will go through, but the Maloof’s can’t count the money until the NBA approves the sale.
True. I think Seattle has more to offer. Sac would still have to do the new arena and they are refusing.
Can’t even believe I’m going 2 side. With SHANA if u listen u can hear Hagface voice dub SHANA is going 2 come over 2 see Kyle’s nose, please listen its so obvious, BRAVO at it again and KIM U HAVE been clean for how long what gives u the right I feel the only one who should have said ANYTHING WOULD BE JENNIFER Brandis friend Kim u got ur steps 2 work on so STFUP