Bravo… How the hell did Brandi’s BravoBlog excape?? Well, here it is!!
Oh boy where to start.
First let me apologize for missing my blog last week, I have been on a whirlwind press tour for my new book Drinking and Tweeting and other Brandi Blunders (shameless plug) and have barely had time to sleep, let alone do anything else. Note to Brandi: After listening to part of your “whirlwind” book tour, the HStern interview, it is very clear that you have no shame; nor do you know the definition of the word.
Brandi = Shameless. BLEEEEEECH!
Kim has a new nose revealing party, and I have to say I think she looks really really great. Attending Kim’s nose reveal party was her plastic surgeon, Dr.Gregorios who did her nose job.
Adrienne attended this party and decided to, on multiple occasions, say it was OK but Paul could have done a better job. This is an insult to not just to the doctor but also to Kim. I found Adrienne’s comments to be in extremely poor taste. She then later tried to poorly recover from her rude comments.
Kyle arrives to the nose party with Kennedy and Portia and I can honestly say Kennedy looked happier then I have ever seen her look.
OK so here it goes and don’t be shocked but I don’t think the women were very fair to Taylor in this episode. Yes, Taylor is a mess drinking too much and in need of serious support. Taylor has been through a lot and is clearly and emotional roller coaster and making rash decisions. When a anyone goes through a hard time in life (divorce, deaths, etc.), it’s their friends and family they should be able to lean on and count on for support.
Taylor like myself does not have family in southern California, so during a very dark depressing couple of years of not being in control and questionable behavior it was my friends who stepped in and held me up when all I wanted to do was fall down. NOTE: Did Shana scam Brandi, too? Shana’s mother, Marla, and step-father, Randy Taylor, live in Alieso Viejo, CA…right there in southen CA! See SH December 23, 2011.
My friends had play dates with the boys and sleepovers with my children when I felt I couldn’t cope. I’m just saying sometimes we need to lean on people. Also I don’t think we are getting the full story here. . .did Kyle pick up Kennedy from the house, or school? Clearly there was a plan to meet at the party but what was discussed before etc.
Also we all knew exactly who Taylor was dating at the time because it was all over the press. I don’t know why but I feel like their is more to this scenario then we all know.
Regardless it’s definitely not party chatter or mean girl gossip. Why on earth is this a conversation being had with Adrienne, Faye and Marisa – who said herself she doesn’t even know Taylor? I’m not sure why I feel this way, but I just feel like some of these women get off when others — even their BFs and those less fortunate than themselves — fail. I mean would you rather have Kennedy with tipsy Taylor right now or having fun with Portia? NOTE: Or would you rather jet off to Colorado with your married boyfriend or be with your kid? Howz about Shana’s kid bein’ where she was supposed to be in the first place… with her ‘nanny’ or was it Shana’s mother! OH! How could Shana’s mother be watchin’ Shana’s kid… she, according to Brandi… doesn’t live in S CA!
Note to Brandi: Either you got scammed by scammer Shana or you just messed up the story line!
POOR Brandi!!
Moving on. . .The white party! Kyle’s white party is the first time I will be seeing Paul and Adrienne since our big blow up. In the car on the way to the party, Paul and Adrienne have a confusing conversation about speaking to their lawyer or not speaking to him. . .
Plain and simple there was a threat of lawsuit, which required me to hire a lawyer to defend myself. The other funny thing about their car ride over is that Adrienne said I didn’t have money for anything but plastic surgery. . . Wow!
The two surgeries I did have (my boobs and my po-po done) were both on my ex-husbands dime. Now, if anyone shouldn’t be talking plastic surgery
it’s Adrienne because clearly she has had more then all of us combined and is either getting it for free or at a discounted rate, which shows in the work. NOTE: OUCH!!!
Once at the party Adrienne and Lisa collide and during their hellos Adrienne gets her body makeup on Lisa. Lisa brings up the fact that on two separate occasions Adrienne has ruined her furniture. Rather then apologize or offer to reimburse Lisa for ruining her furniture, she just shrugs it off as any rich entitled person without a conscience would. It’s Adriennes world and we are all just lucky to be there.
I arrive with two long time friends and am chewing my gum HARD, like a truck driver a sign of my ever present and growing anxiety. I just want this all to be done.
I printed out all the email exchanges and tweets between Bernie, myself and our lawyers and even brought copies of my bills. During our conversation they admit to hiring a lawyer to deal with me because they want to control what comes out of my mouth. I show Paul some of the Facebook, email, and tweets that Bernie put out to the public about me and my children and he says he will fire Bernie. Everyone joins in the conversation and Ken lets Paul have it. Sooo sexy!
My relationship with Ken and Lisa is just simply that they feel like family to me.
I jokingly flirt with Ken because Lisa is a secure woman and doesn’t mind and that is it. Now back to the dance floor to find my real boyfriend.
Yolanda is so smart to keep skipping these parties!
Brandi commenting on someone else’s “poor taste” is hilarious!
Nothing says “good taste” better than discussing the condition of your “po po” in conversation. Or referring to your castmates as “c”. Or talking sex with Howard Stern. Or walking around braless leaving little to the imagination.
Brandi and “good taste” have yet to strike up an acquaintance.
With all the white clotihing and furniture it it is clear you should not be sitting down or eating.I hate to see overly greased down legs too on the women like on the reunion shows.That too can be a problem on furniture.Brandi seems to be on Trailor Trash’s side defending her at all angles.
Brandi is a “slut pig” after listening to the Howard Stern intrview.She held nothing back on her sex life with douche bag Eddie.Whatever he wanted her got from her sexually.Way too much information.Why read/buy the bookshe tells her life evrywhere she goes.She has said she would STFU about Eddie and LeAnn after the book tour.Dont hold your breath on the promise.She too will give you up/throw you under the bus just like the rest of the HW hags at any opportunity.
Brandi needs to go.Her only storyline was a cheating husband done with that one.Put the dead horse to rest.Then her fake lawsuit with Adrienne who is leaving the show YEAH!!! What is left for her to do.Steal a husband or have a lesbain relationship with a cast member.Bravo will have to write her a new storyline that the viewers will buy into.I myself am done with her vulgar mouth and seedy past.She needs to go as well as several others.Heck cancel the BW show at this point.
I love Brandi. Welcome to the United States of F’ing America.
Brandi did not even spell nose Doctors name correct.
Brandi Honey I know you have a big heart BUT HOW COULD YOU DEFEND SWINE..
As for her interview with Stern, Its Howard stern he dosnt exautly talk about the lastest recipes
and house cleaning tips he is a foul mouth,foul man sex is what he is about unless he found Jesus and cleaned up his act.
I despise Howard Stern.
I have to admit that I agree with Brandi on this one. Kyle set it up to make SWINE look even more negligent (and make herself look like a great mommy/friend). SWINE didn’t have the details from the Nanny (who was the negligent one). And, SH, I have to ask: How do we know if SWINE’s mother was in town and possibly going to see her grandaughter??? Yes, she doesn’t LIVE closeby, but perhaps she was closeby on that day??
Brandi is hilarious, brash at times, no filter and calls it like she sees it. I love watching her and I think she’s great! Skid mark Adrienne is an absolute idiot and definitely has had WAY too much plastic surgery. Her face really does not move and she can barely smile. Paul must have made her eyelids too tight because she always has her head tilted up and looking down on everyone when she speaks…oh wait, that’s her suffocating arrogance causing that! Paul is turning into a fool. He’s been hanging out with that idiot ex-wife of his too long. I don’t ever want to see Kyle again, everything about that bitch makes me sick. I think Brandi just had a momentary soft hearted spot for Taylor because she too has been the underdog before. I think that’s all it is. It does show Brandi has a heart.
Adrienne must have hated this episode. She contradicted herself several times whether her attorney sent Brandi a letter or not. How did Adrienne’s attorney receive Brandi’s email/address information? From Bernie?
Was it me, or did Adrienne’s legs have a bizarre bronze/copper color on her legs during the limo scene? Adrienne continuously responded, “No, no, no, no…” when Lisa told her about leaving brown stains all over her upholstered furniture. No apologies, just denial and told her to use a baby wipe. Maybe Adrienne wasn’t using a cheap self-tanner to cause the brown stains after all. Maybe it was just poop that her body oozes as she is so full of caca.
Yes! Adrienne’s right leg was copper/bronzy shade and had 3 coats of vasoline and her left leg was a somewhat normal color. Also why was she giving Kim a hard time about Paul not doing her nose when Adrienne didn’t use Paul for her own face? Adrienne’s a jackazz.
Agreed! Because of Adrienne’s wealth, some people, sadly let her walk all over them. Kim’s surgeon looked quite uncomfortable.
I use to like Brandi, I cannot stand her at this point. All these women are wrong for airing eachothers dirty laundry. Brandi has a toilet mouth- as much as I think Leanne is wrong for what she did….I dont believe she has the kind of mouth that Brandi does. Brandi is a mom-does she consider that anything that she says will one day come back to her children? Guess not! These women need to realise( while they’re burning their bridges) all the wealth they have now will soon be gone,they are going to get very old, and no one is going to be there to wipe their asses when they cant anymore.
i used to like brandi too, but now i don’t find anything about her likable. at all.
Actually, Leann has a pretty dirty mouth too. I have seen the language on twitter. And, if you heard the recording of Leann that “was” floating around the internet, well, question answered.
That being said, I use to never ever say foul words. Now, I have a little potty mouth problem when I get angry. My analysis is that when I use those foul words, I am trying to either express my anger or be heard. In the business world, men are dismissive of your input unless you speak their language. I think ladies are taught that it is not okay to disagree, have “outbursts”/differences of opinions, and use colorful language. They are suppose to keep it in. Now if a man does it, it is overlooked, or a man being a man. If a woman does it, well, she is then a b*tch, a skank, or a bad Mother. You don’t see anyone talking about what a man is if he does it. I don’t like the language. I don’t like that I use it when I get angry. But more than that, I do not like the double standard we have to live by as women.
(For myself though, I am now going to go find a rubber band and place it on my wrist. I will find even larger rubber bands for the men in my office. If I ever see Brandi at a book signing in Alabama, I am going to make a special trip, get my book signed and give her a rubber band ball.)
Brandy brings the fun and drama! Point. Blank. Period.
She is fun to be around and it shows. That’s why Lisa and ken like her.
Giving brandy more air time is better than watching poor Taylor always being the victim and fake Kyle perfect hair. Grrr
lsa: Brandi only brings what is required of her for the RHOBH story line. “Poor” Brandi has taken the place of Cedric and Shana, all rolled up in one! TFC!! SH
Perfect, you are absolutely right, she is the combinations of the worst qualities of those two, Cedric and Shana.
My thoughts exactly!
Definitely a twofer Ms SH. Brandi is a good employee and will do exactly as Bravo Mandy directs. IMO the scene between Brandi and the Maloofs “argument” was so scripted and completely forced. Ridiculous. Bravo seems stuck on repeat , like a broken record. Same tired arguments, BH is the same never ending lawsuit threat of lawsuit. Predictable much?
If Eddie doesn’t pay his child support and Brandi is a “poor”, struggling mother, only doing everything “to support her kids”, and who only made $18,000 last season, then where does the money come from to buy the Chanel purses and Louis V luggage?
How do you know that those weren’t bought when she was married? Or that they weren’t gifts? I would have to have proof before I’d presume to make that accusation. FYI, $18,000 is diddlysquat, especially in southern California. I live in an expensive city too and even though my husband and I are professionals and earn good salaries, we consider ourselves “poor” compared to the thousands of millionaires around us. We certainly aren’t buying luxury cars every year or multi-million homes or taking exotic holidays every couple of months as many, many others do. “Poor” is relative. And I don’t get this at all — most Americans want to be well off and yet when someone else earns $18,000 a year, that person is suddenly “rich” and ripe for attack? Trust me, lots of people earn that and more every day/week/month from investments, inheritances etc.
I still like Brandi, too and would take her any day over Vyle and Shana.
ITA!!
Me too! I still like Brandi even though she needs to find a filter fast!! She cuts to the chase and isn’t two faced like Kyle and Adrienne. I love that line about Paul and Adrienne- “maybe they should be more careful about what they lie about”. Now that was a good one!
Brandi’s grammar…ugh. We’re supposed to believe she wrote a book? What the hell is a “po-po”? Sidenote: what’s with the juvenile language? She’s 40 yet she talks like a stoned high school drop-out from 2003. Grow up already.
But anyhoodle, Brandi clearly gets pumped full of botox on the regular, and that shit isn’t cheap. She needs to stop with the constant pity party. I felt sorry for her at game night last season but she’s become tedious. I can’t stand anyone on this show, really, except maybe Camille. And sometimes Kim.
My money is on Brandi. I like her but a few of her statements this week have turned me off. Brandi think with your head not your mouth. MO