Bravo… How the hell did Brandi’s BravoBlog excape?? Well, here it is!!
Oh boy where to start.
First let me apologize for missing my blog last week, I have been on a whirlwind press tour for my new book Drinking and Tweeting and other Brandi Blunders (shameless plug) and have barely had time to sleep, let alone do anything else. Note to Brandi: After listening to part of your “whirlwind” book tour, the HStern interview, it is very clear that you have no shame; nor do you know the definition of the word.
Brandi = Shameless. BLEEEEEECH!
Kim has a new nose revealing party, and I have to say I think she looks really really great. Attending Kim’s nose reveal party was her plastic surgeon, Dr.Gregorios who did her nose job.
Adrienne attended this party and decided to, on multiple occasions, say it was OK but Paul could have done a better job. This is an insult to not just to the doctor but also to Kim. I found Adrienne’s comments to be in extremely poor taste. She then later tried to poorly recover from her rude comments.
Kyle arrives to the nose party with Kennedy and Portia and I can honestly say Kennedy looked happier then I have ever seen her look.
OK so here it goes and don’t be shocked but I don’t think the women were very fair to Taylor in this episode. Yes, Taylor is a mess drinking too much and in need of serious support. Taylor has been through a lot and is clearly and emotional roller coaster and making rash decisions. When a anyone goes through a hard time in life (divorce, deaths, etc.), it’s their friends and family they should be able to lean on and count on for support.
Taylor like myself does not have family in southern California, so during a very dark depressing couple of years of not being in control and questionable behavior it was my friends who stepped in and held me up when all I wanted to do was fall down. NOTE: Did Shana scam Brandi, too? Shana’s mother, Marla, and step-father, Randy Taylor, live in Alieso Viejo, CA…right there in southen CA! See SH December 23, 2011.
My friends had play dates with the boys and sleepovers with my children when I felt I couldn’t cope. I’m just saying sometimes we need to lean on people. Also I don’t think we are getting the full story here. . .did Kyle pick up Kennedy from the house, or school? Clearly there was a plan to meet at the party but what was discussed before etc.
Also we all knew exactly who Taylor was dating at the time because it was all over the press. I don’t know why but I feel like their is more to this scenario then we all know.
Regardless it’s definitely not party chatter or mean girl gossip. Why on earth is this a conversation being had with Adrienne, Faye and Marisa – who said herself she doesn’t even know Taylor? I’m not sure why I feel this way, but I just feel like some of these women get off when others — even their BFs and those less fortunate than themselves — fail. I mean would you rather have Kennedy with tipsy Taylor right now or having fun with Portia? NOTE: Or would you rather jet off to Colorado with your married boyfriend or be with your kid? Howz about Shana’s kid bein’ where she was supposed to be in the first place… with her ‘nanny’ or was it Shana’s mother! OH! How could Shana’s mother be watchin’ Shana’s kid… she, according to Brandi… doesn’t live in S CA!
Note to Brandi: Either you got scammed by scammer Shana or you just messed up the story line!
Moving on. . .The white party! Kyle’s white party is the first time I will be seeing Paul and Adrienne since our big blow up. In the car on the way to the party, Paul and Adrienne have a confusing conversation about speaking to their lawyer or not speaking to him. . .
Plain and simple there was a threat of lawsuit, which required me to hire a lawyer to defend myself. The other funny thing about their car ride over is that Adrienne said I didn’t have money for anything but plastic surgery. . . Wow!
The two surgeries I did have (my boobs and my po-po done) were both on my ex-husbands dime. Now, if anyone shouldn’t be talking plastic surgery
it’s Adrienne because clearly she has had more then all of us combined and is either getting it for free or at a discounted rate, which shows in the work. NOTE: OUCH!!!
Once at the party Adrienne and Lisa collide and during their hellos Adrienne gets her body makeup on Lisa. Lisa brings up the fact that on two separate occasions Adrienne has ruined her furniture. Rather then apologize or offer to reimburse Lisa for ruining her furniture, she just shrugs it off as any rich entitled person without a conscience would. It’s Adriennes world and we are all just lucky to be there.
I arrive with two long time friends and am chewing my gum HARD, like a truck driver a sign of my ever present and growing anxiety. I just want this all to be done.
I printed out all the email exchanges and tweets between Bernie, myself and our lawyers and even brought copies of my bills. During our conversation they admit to hiring a lawyer to deal with me because they want to control what comes out of my mouth. I show Paul some of the Facebook, email, and tweets that Bernie put out to the public about me and my children and he says he will fire Bernie. Everyone joins in the conversation and Ken lets Paul have it. Sooo sexy!
My relationship with Ken and Lisa is just simply that they feel like family to me.
I jokingly flirt with Ken because Lisa is a secure woman and doesn’t mind and that is it. Now back to the dance floor to find my real boyfriend.
Yolanda is so smart to keep skipping these parties!