Lisa in white dress April 2012….
Lisa at “White” par-tay… July 2012. Lisa cannot afford a bra, either!
LisaVPump’s old house is on fire.
Adrienne throws all the kids in her car and gets outta Dodge… even though there is zero chance of the fire, which is three football fields away from Adrienne’s house, coming close to Adrienne’s property. Adrienne has officially become da MaGoof!
In real time… July 2, 2012… LisaVpump talks about the house fire.
Brandi: ”I’m just the little guy… leave me alone”
Brandi v Adrienne… further discussion!
Ken suggests that Paul pay Brandi’s legal expenses… Paul tells D-wight to “Buzz off!”
NOTE: The facts are getting a bit fuzzy re WHY Shana was asked to leave HagfaceKyle’s last white par-tay. Just a reminder: it was because CAMILLE was instructed by her attorneys NOT to have any contact with Shana/Russell (RIP). Camille seems to be MIA this time around!
NOTE: The fire that consumed… not really, as it was contained in an upper floor small part of a room… LisaVPump’s old house actually took place in real time on June 30, 2012…
From SH July 2, 2012:
Says Adrienne: “It was crazy that a house of that magnitude could go up in flames so quickly. The fear with a fire like that is you really don’t know how much time you have or how quickly it will move, especially being in the mountain like we are.
I have not spoken about the house situation with Lisa yet, though I’m sure she’s a little upset about what happened,” explains Maloof, adding,
“What something like this does is it puts into perspective how quickly a disaster can happen and how important it is to be prepared. It reiterated in my mind that I will take those steps to get our house safe for any disaster, fire being one of them.”
What is the purpose of this white fiesta? Of course besides the drama. I just can’t stand manhands everything about that woman is disgusting. Where was Camille and Yolemons?
Sir Elton John has thrown a white party for years, Kyle has just copied the idea, on the back of never being invited to the original event probably
The first two seasons, they were a birthday celebration for her husband. Perhaps the shooting schedule didn’t allow for a birthday party this time around?
Good for Ken telling Paul (at the time of the event) to pay Brandi’s legal fees.
I bet Paul has had many a toe curling, hindsight, embarassing moment or few watching himself being played like a fiddle by Adrienne. The realisation that he was as important to her as her paid staff (Bernie) must have felt like a gut punch.
Oh, and played he was. Adrienne first said she never contacted her lawyer, then said she didn’t know anything about a letter, then turned right around and said her lawyer sent it and that she didn’t see it. Adrienne was flipping around more then a fish in that episode, while Paul remained on the same script throughout, before admitting that he letter was sent, which I believe was a product of editing since he didn’t appear to know about it before Adrienne finally admitted to it. The funniest part however, was Paul’s realization that Bernie was in fact selling stories to Radar Online, and if he looked at Adrienne’s face, she was already well aware of it. Even though he was behaving like an ass, I felt for Paul that night. He really had no idea at that point of how low his wife was willing to sink. He knows now from first hand experience.
Kind of like how Shabby Shana duped her husband.
I always thought Paul cared/loved Adrienne more the she seemed to love him. Maybe in the episode where he’s yelling at Brandi, it was in part a manifestation that he knew then it was over but still tried everything to show her he was on her side. But Adrienne is a loser and when he realized even more with the white party, he was heading down a path he had not wanted to go but had no choice in splitting with Adri-man.
This reminds me of how Russel found out, at last years white party, how he was being manipulated by Taylor (T telling those horrid stories of R’s supposed abuse). Ad even tried to accuse him of abuse, wow, this is getting out of control with these women.
How refreshing is it that Lisa would actually be like the rest of us and wear the same dress twice? Oh, the humanity! LOL!
Lisa’s comment about Adrienne’s brown-staining habit was the funniest and trashiest comment of the season IMO. “I had to have my couch recovered because Adrienne left a brown stain on it.” OMG! And Adrienne’s response to use baby wipes was weird! My husband watched some of this episode with me and he left before it ended saying,”This is so boring!” and I replied,”But this is the best episode of the season.” Kyle running around whining about inflatable tentacles and the shape of the floating pool balls was priceless!
That’s her party planner. Didn’t she pick those balls?
I thought Kyle wasn’t serious about the pool balls needing to be round. I actually thought the triangle floats were more interesting. I kept thinking about Joan Crawford’s, “No Wire Hangers!” and Kyle yelling, “No Triangle Pool Balls!”
Even when she leaves a stain, Adri-man can’t take responsibility for her actions – much less having a letter sent to Brandi and then denying it.
Adri-man should have offered to pay for the cleaning or whatever, but she’s so cheesy, she tells Lisa how to clean it. I would have been very embarrassed if it were me. Nothing embarrasses this cross-eyed evil little troll. She could have at least apologized. Lisa should have accidentally stumbled and spilled wine on her, then tell her to use baby wipes to clean it up.
That was a direct answer wasn’t it? I was afraid that Lisa would be hearing from Adrienne’s lawyers! Brown staining was clearly “character assasination” LOL!
Simply an “I’m sorry” would have worked for me. What bothered me most was that she was very aware that she was leaving a trail of make up or spray tan stains.
Exactly!! I said that on another thread too! When she TTC about it she just shrugged it off as “well when you spray tan you have to do your whole body” ??? I Think she uses body makeup as well. I think if you are aware that you do that maybe you should wear pant suits or something! lol I know Lisa is rich but that is just an unnecessary expense and just the whole hassle of having a couch in your house that has a brown stain and waiting for it to be reupholstered and you know that the fabric was probably expensive. What if that particular fabric is no longer available? I could go on and on but you get my point. It wasn’t an accident (because she knows she does it) and she didn’t care at all! Unbelievable!
I agree. Adrienne shrugged and chuckled about it. She might as well have said, “Hey, that’s YOUR problem, bitch! You invite guests to your house, you take your chances…” I can’t think of any normal human being behaving like that.
I can understand for a 50th birthday, or for charity but not ‘just because’. I think Kyle should change it to a ‘Bad Taste’ party for next year (you wear outfits that have most likely never been in fashion), they are a good laugh and would be fun to watch! I think I’ll have a better chance at plaiting fog than that happening though lol
This was in reply to Justso, not sure what went wrong.
Vyle has a ‘Bad Taste’ party everyday! Her tacky ill fitting clothes will never be in fashion! I’m sure all the ladies would be asking to borrow from Vyle’s closet! Maybe Camille could wear that green jumpsuit Vyle had on last episode. Lisa could wear the tight animal print dress Vyle had on at the tea party!! Hhahahaha Vyle is a fashion hot mess and in need of a stylist stat.
Kudos to Lisa for wearing the same dress twice! Smart people who have money aren’t wasteful and honestly, had Ms. SH not pointed it out, I never would have known.
I’ve said it before I’ll say it again, season1 Kyle had a stylist! She even introduced her on camera and her outfits rocked! I loved her clothes. The outfit she wore on the airplane(leporard scarf, preppy blazer, cuffed jeans) I loved the outfit she wore to the dinner party from hell with Camille’s fortune teller medium(top with a cool honeycomb geometic pattern). My favorite was the fuscha dress she wore to Mohammads dinner party for lisa where her sister Kim was supposed to have a blind date with Martin. After Sesason1 I believe(don’t know for sure) she fired her stylist and started doing it herself because she was starting her clothing store venture and probably thought it would look bad to use one. I wish she would hire her back. I need to go back and watch that episode that they showed her stylist in and find out her name, I bet she has a blog or something. I really liked her style, Kyle NEVER should have gotten rid of her.
I agree sd. Vyle did dress better the first season. Vyle should never be allowed to open a clothing store, she has terrible taste. I can’t imagine she looks in the mirror and thinks she looks good. She’s alwys tugging on her clothes because they don’t fit properly. She needs to hire her stylist back pronto!!
I get that it was foreshadowing of their impending marriage probs, PLUS an overreaction, but kind of like that Adrienne got the hell out of there with the kids. I also had no problem with Paul staying behind though, lol.
Funny that Taylor can afford a nanny. I am sure the nanny was there with Kennedy at the party. Kyle just conveniently forgot to mention that while the TV cameras were filming.
That was disgusting what Vile did,knowing perfectly well that trash’s nanny was there.She needs a big fat slap across her uglyyyy face.And Kim saying how drunk she sounded who the hell is she one to talk.They are both snakes and ugly to boot too!
Maybe the ninny (er, nanny) WAS there, maybe not. My takeaway was that when Kyle asked, “Do you know where Kennedy is?”; Traylor Park laughingly replied, “Not a clue.” Uh, that said it all as far as Shana’s attitude and concern go. She didn’t know and didn’t seem to care. IF there was a grand plan in place, she would have said, “I thought she was with my mother” or something to that effect. In any case, if the nanny screwed up, she should be fired. But, I believe Shana is too busy pleasuring herself to care about who is minding Kennedy.
Meh! The “not a clue” remark was probably chopped, diced, sliced and added to that snippet. That might not have even been her direct response to the question! Bravo sucks!
Hey done, I hope you don’t mind me jumping on here but on another thread you mentioned to me about coconut oil for dry skin and I can’t remember which thread it was. I was just wondering if you could tell me again what it is you use so that I might give it a try? Thanks!
sd: It’s Barlean’s coconut oil. Organic and extra-virgin. It’s excellent for dry skin (you only need a little–use it on your skin in and out of the shower), great as makeup remo ver, moisturizer, cuticle oil, hair syrum, flat-iron use, etc…………. You could also make your own bodybutter from it (whipped with a mixer & add some shea butter and cocoa butter & any extract drops for scent). Enjoy it! It should only be about $13 and it’ll last you for MONTHS!
Thank you!! I’ll try it!
If you can’t find that one easily, try Nature’s Way EfaGold Coconut Oil. It’s also Organic and Extra Virgin. I get it on Amazon.com at a pretty good price.
Did anyone catch the look Paul shot Adrienne in the limo when she was going on about karma? His thought bubble read…yeah, I must have done something wrong to have you as a wife.
I’m sort of confuzzled about the happy pool party at the Maloafers that featured the children that she’s previously carefully guarded their appearances and schedules. But, here she is showing them off and being a crazy woman the day of the fire? And, she wants to show that Paul is an uncaring dumbass concerning the children. Jesus forgive me……was this set up all sliced and diced and editted with footage of a fire?
If you look again, although we see the backs of the children, their faces are blurred when they turn to the cameras. The two teens you see are Paul’s nephews.
It just looks too much to me like a strategic set up. Huge coincidence that on one of the very few times of the children appearing on camera, the fire occurs. I have to re-watch and see if any shots that show them AND the fire are there. I guess I have a bit of green screen conspiracy theory going on.
I don’t blame you. Martin, Lisa’s friend posted on FB the news footage of the fire as it was happening, and I believe he said that filming was ongoing when someone asked him.
Interestingly enough, Martin is as nice as he seems on the show. I sent him a friend request after he was so kind to Kim the first season, even though she completely blew him off. Most of his friends are women naturally, but he sends birthday greetings to each of us, every year.
Martin looked to be a class act. I remember how sad and confused he looked in the limo at the Season 1 finale when Kyle lost her mind and went after Kim.
I re-watched the clip and I’m not buying it. There are a couple views of firetrucks beyond their gate. Easy green screen set up. Pass the meds
I don’t see any similarity between Russell threading to sue Camille to Adrienne’s threat to Brandi.
Taylor was talking about her marriage to all of them and when she was planning to throw Camille under the bus, Camille said what she said with camera around. Adrienne kept saying that camile just repeated what Taylor was telling them all, so are they gonna get suied too for being a friend and listing to her. Not to forget that Taylor was running around last year and accusing Lisa selling story about her marriage and made Russell to sent Lisa an e-mail too. Brandi in other hand, said something about Adrienne’s children. Her children are hardly ever on the show and what she said was unexpected. I’m not agreeing with the way Adrienne is behaving and I’m absolutely not a fan of hers but Taylor is full of BS. If she wanna be mad at someone she should be mad at Kyle for siding with Adrienne last year and throwing her out. Funny that Kyle talking about Taylor’s drinking problem while last year they went after Brandi for only assuming Kim was on something.
You’re right there was no similarity. What Camille said turned out to be lies about Russell and was defamatory. He wrote Camille and email asking her not to continue to repeat these untruths about himself or he would seek legal means to stop her. Brandy spoke a truth that may have been appropriate not something that damaged their reputation. They went straight to an attorney and implied that they would pursue litigation if Brandy didn’t comply with their demands. Adrienne was trying to intimate Brandy with her attorney and Chef Bernie! Russell was trying to stop lies being told to people by his wife.
How many times does Russell and Trailor need to mention Vegas? I think Trailor put Russell in such a finacial straight trying to look rich when you are not.Kennedy’s party was too over the top and the little girl was happy with the puppy misua ll the other stuff.The party was for show for Trailor to act like money was no problem like Fakedra does too with Aden.I woulb be she was vioelnt to Russell too seeing how she acts now that he is deceased.The money isssues could have been worked out.Divorce the hag and move on.
Paul looks so sweaty and gross in this video. Yuck!
His body is absolutely comical….as he runs to beat the gate.
Paul and Adrienne say that there are always three sides to every story. I’ve always heard there is two sides to every story and I’ve heard there’s her side, his side and the truth (as in divorce) but I’ve never heard the old staying there’s three sides to every story. Just wondering.
The third side is the truth, hence the old saying that Paul was referring to. I think I’ll stick with Lisa’s version going forward. The truth as only one side.
Thanks for clearing that up. Since I don’t believe a word that comes out of Adrienne’s mouth, I wondered if that was something she pulled out of thin air. Still, if every story has three sides, Paul nor Adrienne seemed to be able to see the three sides. Only their one side.
But you have to admit it absolutely hilarious that she kept misusing the work Karma in the limo! LOL! Especially since Karma was in fact about to bite her squarely in her body make up covered back side!
must we revisit the poor brandi line again? really, that is her only storyline. constantly says that adrienne is rich and she is so poor. ad worked her whole life, and still does. brandi is seriously jealous of peoples money; but she has not worked in over a decade, even though while married to eddie, she had a nanny. she lives off men, and therefore has no self-worth. that is her own problem. own it. she has a foul mouth, and thinks she can say anything, to anyone. glad someone called her on it. maybe lisa should get her a job at sur. she would fit right in, same immaturety. the actions of say a 16 year old mean girl. cannot believe how bravo can lead so many women here, to drink the kool-aide, and go along w/their storyline. bravo is a disgrace, and shows its true distaste of women in general.
Money talks and bullshit walks.
Where has Adrinne worked her whole life?She was born with a silver spoon in her mouth.She has never worked.What men has Brandi lived off?Are we watching the same show?
Agree!
Bernie, is that you?
“really that is her only storyline” – why must they have a “storyline ? In that case, what is Kyle’s storyline? What’s Kim’s? What’s Taylor’s? Marisa’s? Camiles? Adrienne’s? Oh, right, none of them have one, so hop off Brandi’s nuts. At least Brandi is entertaining and fun.
Well said and thats why I watch, for Brandi and Lisa.
I agree, and if those silly jealous women would stop being camera and attention ho’s, they can’t stand that Lisa and Brandi are more popular than they are.
Ding Ding Ding, you said it! They are so jealous of Lisa and Brandi and thats why Vyle has her mouth pieces aka Fayke & Mo & Camille go after Brandi and have a go at Lisa. I cant wait for the reunion!
What Job does Adrianne have ? Other than being on RHOBH she’s never had a job. Her Brothers and Aunt run the company. Her job was to pick up a check and spend her Father’s money. Since when is being married and raising children considered living off a man? Being poor is relative. Brandi saying she can’t afford attorney fee’s simply means she has better uses for her money.
I haven’t had a chance to watch this season, but from the videos, this season is lame. The drama is hopping into an SUV to flee a house burning that far away, and the unveiling of a nose job. In other news, I skipped breakfast this morning.
Did anyone else notice that during the Shana phone call to Kim, it appeared that the phone Kim was holding was different than when Kyle held it? Maybe I’m crazy, but it’s been bugging me!
Wondering why Lisa’s nips are exactly the same each time she wore that white dress. Was she freezing cold BOTH times???????????????? And, for boobs that big, she’d have deep indentations in her shoulders from the straps trying to hold those suckers up. I know this all too well!
Sorry, cold or not, my nips show right through. Some of us just have larger nipples than other’s. LOL!
Adrienne was psycho over the burning house. Much the same way she went psycho the night of the beach party when taylor needed to be baker acted. She’s an odd one and looks like she smells funny….well, I know she does bc of the self tanner….that smell is nauseating.
I dont know if anyone else noticed, but the scene where Adrienne and Paul are talking to Brandi in Kyles sitting room we noticed that Adriennes knee was resting on the sofa Brandi was sitting on. and after rewinding and watching closely, Yes, THERE WAS A BROWN STAIN LEFT BY ADRIENNES LEG ON KYLES SOFA…REALLY, CHECK IT OUT!….Sorry, we should have checked the time, but you will see, during their conversation A has her leg against the sofa and when they start argueing with Lisa and Ken look at the spot where A’s leg was and you def. see a dark spot where her leg rubbed against…YUCK!
Yes, and in the scene where Paul and Adrienne are in the limo in the way to the party, you can see Adrienne’s legs are look a very shiny dark color, at least a shade darker than her arms. That’s not a pray tan. It’s some kind of thick gunk on her legs. Yuck!!
Yeah, I think I saw that stuff at Walgreen’s. LOL!
Adrienne looks completely fake: from the top of her hair extensioned head to the bottom of her faux tanned feet! The spray tan has given her a truly ugly hue to her skin and it is most unnatural looking. Her face has been so puffed up and remodeled that she appears older than her 51 years. (She looks like Joan Rivers’ understudy.) Paul comes across like a poor schlub who can’t make her happy.
OMG, you are totally right, Sue. You can see the huge ugly stain on the sofa in the vid above. That is so gross. It’s like Ad leaves snail trails. Ewww.
Wow, seeing Russell in this scene reminds how much Kennedy looks like him! She has the same eyes for sure. Also, how sad it is look at this, knowing that this scene may have had a lot to do with Russell’s decision to take his on life.