REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS RECAP
Season Three, Episode Fourteen… “White Party Pooper”
by Sandi Duffy
Kim is having a party to reveal her new nose. I’m glad Brandi didn’t have a party to reveal her new vagina.
Trailor calls to announce that within the last 48 hours she has fallen in love. Trailor had no idea Kyle had Kennedy and I think I’m going to be sick. It’s one thing when these women act like idiots. It’s another when they drag their underage children into it. And when Kim is calling you out on being drunk, you have a serious freakin’ problem.
Marisa calls out that Trailor is always leaving Kennedy with Kyle. Trailor is disgusting. She not even fun disgusting in the way that Kenya Moore is. She is disgusting in a way that makes me sick to my stomach.
Kim’s doctor comes to the party to take the bandages off her nose. The morally corrupt Faye Resnick is there. She barely says anything, but I don’t like her and take advantage of any opportunity to call her morally corrupt.
Adrienne can’t get over that Kim didn’t use her husband. I wonder if she’s as pissed about that as she was at Lisa for not going to The Palms last season.
Next, Adrienne and her family are playing in the pool and they see helicopters and smoke coming from the house across the street. Adrienne freaks out and insists on leaving the house. There is a football field between their homes and the firemen would have evacuated them if they were in any danger. Adrienne is pissed that Paul didn’t leave with them, and I can’t believe Adrienne freaked out like that.
We are back to Kyle’s stupid white party. Who the hell can eat dressed all in white? Unless they are serving potatoes and rice, I wouldn’t be able to eat all night. Kyle is looking so attractive running around yelling at people in her mumu.
Little Portia is really cute, but I can’t help but worry that Kyle is going to pull a Big Kathy and subject Portia to the wonderful world of being a child actor.
When did Faye become the “we” in the White Party. I thought this party was thrown by Kyle and Maurice, not Faye and Kyle.
Marissa’s hair is a hot mess at the party. What is going on with it? She needs a good dye job.
Brandi brought two friends this year as support.
Kyle doesn’t disappoint. She’s yet again, wearing a dress that is three sizes too small for her.
What kind of cheap ass self-tanner does Adrienne use that rubs off all over Lisa’s white chairs? I have never used a spray tan, but I thought if you went to one of those professional places, the stuff doesn’t rub off so easily
Trailor Trash is arriving, sans the man she took off with on an airplane and left her daughter with Kyle. As she explains this to Kim, Kim looks at her like she has 10 heads. When Kim is looking at you like you are nuts, it’s time to re-examine your life choices.
Brandi is very anxious about seeing Paul. She wants to talk to Adrienne alone. And apparently Kyle’s party is just the place to do it? Brandi sends her other friend, whose name I didn’t catch, to ask Adrienne to talk to Brandi. Paul goes, too. Why are they doing this at the party?
Adrienne finally admits to the infamous letter. Why doesn’t anyone have a problem with Kyle who actually started the whole mess? Kyle stirs the pot and comes out squeaky clean. Brandi comes with proof that Bernie is selling stories to ROL. Paul honestly seems shocked by this proof; Adrienne, not so much.
Adrienne claims everyone talks to their lawyer. No, they don’t, Adrienne. I have an estate lawyer. I haven’t talked to him in three years. Unless I need to make any changes to my will or POA, I will not talk to him. Oh, wait, I’m refinancing my home, so I’ll be talking to my real estate attorney for the first time in 8 years.
Paul is still pissed about the “Maloof Hoof” comment and Ken says it made her shoes. LOL! Ken is hilarious. Trailor still compares her getting kicked out last year because of a letter, but Adrienne and Paul didn’t’ get kicked out. That’s because Trailor will never be able to buy a house from Maurice. Ken totally sticks up for Brandi and Paul tries to make more out of it.
I think I’d rather watch the a party revolving around Brandi’s new vagina than watch another season of Kyle’s White Party.
On the next RHOBH…
Sandi, your first sentence made me laugh….and your last sentence made me snort with laughter. Thanks for the fun, always enjoy reading your blogs.
First line….priceless! thanks sand
I know, Sandi had me cracking up too
I missed the first half of the ep, but Sandi has me covered as always with the Lol’s… Why is HWs on at 7:00 now, btw? So dumb! I don’t watch these shows until my kids are asleep. Anywho, I’m about to get caught up. Not sure why but I’m watching VanderpumpRules first. I also don’t why I’m telling y’all all of this. Romo shut up now.
God Shana is a Idiot..Anyone want to take bets on how long it will be before this Beautiful man gets accused of abuse,and Shana milks it for everything again.
As soon as he brings up the word Prenup.
Ugh, the boring white party, no not again. I just have become sick of Taylor, Faye, Kyle, Maurico and the jury is still out on Marisa. The only ones I find interesting are Yolanda, Camille and still Lisa and Brandi.
Did you see Adrienne’s legs in the limo? The right leg was 10 shades darker than the left. Both legs had the oddest copper/bronze tone to them and they looked greasy beyond belief. She’s supposedly wealthy and this is how she looks? C’mon! I’ve done a better job with self-tanner than she had done to her. What a joke.
I agree about Marissa’s haircolor. Her color is what I fear with home-haircoloring brunette to blonde. You can’t do it yourself and you have to go to a good salon to get those red tones out.
In all fairness, we didn’t hear the whole story with Shana/Kennedy. I didn’t buy the phone call scenario. Maybe Shana did leave Kennedy with a sitter and Kyle ripped her away just to have darling Portia have a playmate for a day. YES, it was wrong of the sitter (or whomever) not to ask or tell Shana IMMEDIATELY about Kennedy’s whereabouts, but I’m sure she/he figured it was fine since she’s familiar with Kyle. Who knows.
Yolanda was missed in this show!! Kim’s nose looks nice and Adrienne’s constant remarks about her “husband” doing equally great surgery was annoying. At this point she was preparing for divorce, yet she’s still so supportive of him (just like she is/was with the Palms)?? I can’t stand her anymore.
donewithbravo, i agree with you about Taylor and we didnot hear the entire convo. Why did Kim feel the need to tell everyone. Sober Kim is becoming a shit stirrer. I just gotta say it…..GIVE KIM BACK HER GOD DAMN NOSE…..I think her new nose is lovely….Ugh Paul and Adrienne. I keep thinking how fake their marriage is at this point.
Where does kimmie get off commenting on Shana’s weekend with a guy. And so what if she was buzzed. She didn’t have kennedy with her. I’m sure kimmie raised all her kids while “under the influence” so kimmie, STFU and get off ur high horse.
I’m liking shana again and really feel bad for kennedy. I’m not feeling marisa anymore, and where does she get off judging shana/kennedy siituation with kyle. As brandi would say…. who the eff r u Marissa?
Hate, hate and hate fayke resnick and fulloshit adrienne.
Yup, Adrienne is becoming a pathological liar. It’s disturbing. And Paul is cast in a bad light right now. Why did Brandi insinuate that she was afraid of Paul? Brandi is a tough cookie with a big mouth–I doubt she’d be scared of Paul!
I hate liars… Especially liars that keep on lying to cover up their lies.. Even when the truth is in front of her, she still lies… Adrienne is sickening… And pathetic…
Agreed. For someone who is in PR and Marketing, you’d think she’d be a better liar then she actually is. Her family cannot be pleased at how this is all unfolding.
As an aside, did you noticed that Adrienne’s kids were either shown from behind, or had their faces blurred. I guess if you are telling the world you are trying to protect your kids, allowing them to be seen on camera kinda makes your words look hollow.
I hated when she made such a big deal out of Paul not going with them in the car… Who cares if he goes or not, I just thin it was her way of trying to get us to feel sorry for her… Not working Maggie… Once a liar, always a liar… She has cooked her own goose…well perhaps not, she can’t even wash a chicken!
And her need to break through the line of first responders there to fight the fire, really rubbed me the wrong way.
She is. When she uses the same lines (“no no no no” or “shame on you”), then you know it’s a pathological lying situation. She seems pretty dumb for a “successful businesswoman”!!
I think her father was successful, and she is spending his money.. I wonder what he would say if he seen the way she is spending it… Especially on Bernie… Simple minded woman she is…
While Adrienne’s father was successful, most of the family money was made in the 90′s and much of it has been lost since 2002 or so. Mr. Maloof made his money before Coors became a national brand and was still very much a part of the South West.
She really is simple-minded; almost “special”.
LOL…
Yeah because she has to be the worst liar the franchise has ever known, and that’s saying a lot! LOL!
True!
Done, I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed Adrianne’s weirdly dark right leg! I kept wanting to see it at the party in case it was just the lights in the limo. The way it looked to me all smeary and oily looking made me believe she left a grease stain in her wake. Her immediate self help advice for getting out tanner stains with a baby wipes made me beleive that she was very aware of it, that along with her ttc about the fact that” you have to tan your whole body, duh!”. I have spray tanned plenty of times and I have learned a few things like, don’t put lotion before or right after you tan or it will come off. I did it once late in the day, went home put on lotion and some nutrogena seseme oil(I have really dry skin) and woke up with brown sheets! I asked before I did it again and found out my mistake. It has come off on my clothing before but usually washed right out as did my sheets. I wonder if Adrianne is wearing JUST self tanner or if she is wearing body makeup? I would be horrified if it were me, I would insist on paying for the dammage. She seemed like she didn’t care.
I think you’re right–she might be wearing body makeup on top of tanner + some kind of oil. You’d think she could afforde better people to help her with her skin!!!! Isn’t she putting out skincare stuff? LOL!!! By the way, have you tried coconut oil for your dry skin?? It’s GREAT!!! I’ve tried everything, but that works great. It has to be pure, extra-virgin and organic. I even make my own bodybutter from it (with some shea butter and cocoa butter + coconut extract drops). You mix it with a mixer til it’s whipped. It works GREAT and it’s pure and very inexpensive.
My daughter noticed she had some sort of glittery body makeup on her legs, something that would seem to be a bad move when wearing white.
I use unrefined, extra virgin coconut oil in my hair and on my skin. It makes an awesome hot oil treatment since it penetrates the hair shaft, and moisturizes the skin wonderfully, especially just out of the shower while the skin is still wet. Shea butter and me don’t get along well, and cocoa butter makes me think of chocolate. LOL!
Yup, you’re right about the coconut oil. I even put a dab on my damp, clean hair and it replaces ALL hair products. Too bad you don’t like shea butter, but you could still mix the coconut oil with cocoa butter and some extract drops for the scent. I agree that it does smell a little like chocolate, but mixed with drops, it makes it smell different.
A friend of mine on FB decided to go into business for herself and sells a wonderful product called Coconut Body Glace that includes coconut oil, sweet almond oil, soy butter, olive oil and of course shea butter,, whipped together. It smells like heaven and my body loves it. While I don’t like shea butter on it’s own, I like it mixed with other ingredients. Shea butter is supposed to be a natural sun screen so I try to use it in some form whenever possible.
Yup, that mixture sounds good. It’s pretty easy to do it on your own though. Good for your friend. Maybe I should start selling my mixtures, but I’d rather sell my real cooking/baking.
There’s a growing market for these sorts of mixtures. My friend is the second company I’ve purchased butters from. My mother had very dry skin on her legs due to Congestive Heart Failure that caused her to retain fluid in her feet and calves. I purchased a butter that really helped her skin to stay pliable and not be painful.
Hmm, maybe I should start to market mine then! Great idea bsb. Thanks!
Anytime!
My daughter noticed that before I did. I don’t think it’s the spray tanner Adrienne leaves on furniture, but body makeup that she appears to slather on.
Yeah, this post is so funny! Adrienne, arggghhhhhh! I am so fed up with that beast of a woman. It ‘s so gross how she leaves her skid marks all over Lisa’s furniture…yuck. Adrienne should pay the tab for Lisa’s new slipcovers. Come on Bravo, fire Adrienne’s ass. So let me get this straight, Taylor was on her way to the airport to catch a flight and she didn’t even know where her daughter was until Kyle told her?!?! Taylor, GO TO REHAB NOW! That poor little girl is going to have some serious issues when she grows up.
I LUV Ken!….is he not the best husband and friend?. Also, I love how Kyle wants to stay out of the Adrienne and Brandi “mess” considering she is the one who started this stupid drama. Also, now, Kyle realize the Brandi/Adrienne/Paul and Russell/Taylor/Camille “friends don’t sue friends” is the SAME thing that she did to Russell & Taylor…(and I don’t like Taylor). Lastly, did anyone notice that Paul FINALLY admitted YES, there was a letter which stated that we will sue you if you do not stop talking the truth about us! However, Adrienne didn’t want to admit it. Adrienne please stop defending that you accused Lisa of selling stories; by saying Lisa said it to you frist; no, Adrienne what happen was Lisa was REACTING to your ACTIONS! Remember that is why you sent that god awful tree trunk to her party. And now EVERYONE heard you are a LIAR! Oh, by the way Paul and Adrienne true there was NO lawsuit, but there was a letter threatening to sue; and that’s is what Brandi was talking about.
Ken is the husband most comfortable with himself and his relationship, has nothing to prove to anyone, and has the best sense of humor. He is not cowed by his wife, nor is he intimidated by the younger men. Ken represents the type of guy I hope my daughter finds to marry and raise a family with.
Ugh! Why is Faye on this show. She is so gross! Famous for being a drug addict (ex???) and friends with Kyle??? How did that happen? I think she is so nasty!
So over the copycat PDiddy white party from 1999. Boring. Adrianne is too rich to worry she was BUSTED. Bet Paul regrets helping defend that ugly lying bitch. Bet Brandi’s book outsells Adrianne leave tanning spray on everyone’s white crap- purse 50 to 1. I am witnessing alot of behavior fromAndrianne that hints she kinda sucks as a mother-panic, – drama queen using poor judgement during fire an estate away, teenage druggie BF, giving her chef half naked picts to give to ragmag to insinuate physical abuse-not a cool way for a mother of little ones to behave. At all. Paul fight for cusody from this crazy woman.
Pinky: If we want to get it straight… Truman Capote started the ‘white’ party. TFC!! SH
Thank you!! I’ve said that before but I don’t think there are to many Truman Capote fans left.
Was it me or did Paul appear to be whimpy when he asked A to get the bug off?
Not just you….and does anyone actually still say that?
If there was a chair in the vicinity, he would have jumped on it…
I think it’s fair to say that Paul has been emasculated to wimpdom. In every ep, he whines worse than I do on bad day. Yet, he believes that He’s standing up for his woman against Brandi! That is so far fetched because Adrienne can take anyone with her persistence. Unfortunately, she doesn’t accept defeat in an argument. .
Again I ask where is the properness with these ladies? Nose party, it was not Adriennes place to keep reminding everyone her husband would have done great or better, especially with Kim’s Dr. right there. Did anyone notice, Kyle was bragging on how well Kim is doing and did you catch her saying for how long it was a dark family secret, yeah until the end of season 1 when Kyle announced to the whole world that Kim was an addict. The White Party, again, yes there is underline tension with Brandi, who brought it on herself, but I ask again, is this the place and time to address this; Brandi stay on the other side the house, ignore or just leave, let’s ruin my friends party. Traylor, yes, maybe same difference, but who cares; the past is gone and get over it, you were not let in last year and your little guy friend can shut his mouth as well. Lisa your TEETH are showing, if you respect your friend Kyle, why address her at her party about kicking out Paul and Adrienne, it was crappy of Brandi to call Adrienne and Paul to a meeting at a party and crappy Traylor Park had to put in her two cents and crappy for Lisa and Ken to jump in. Does anyone repect the White Party/Kyle. Lisa is gunning for Adrienne and this episode was proof. Brandi is weak and her actions show her guilt, she knows what she did.
I completely agree with you. Adrienne was pathetic as she carped about “my husband could have done it too” refrain.
What did Brandi do? Ask to speak to Adrienne? I agree it wasn’t the time or place, but she didn’t actually murder anyone. Most likely she doesn’t see Adrienne anywhere else and wanted to get that crap over with – that’s the only thing I can think of….
That was obviously a producer set up. Brandi ending up on that couch was not something that occurred organically but was dictated by Bravo.
Oh, another Paul moment…wait for it……”buzz off”. Directed toward Dwight, this comment reminds me of high school. 1982.
I know, right? What was the saying….why don’t you make like a bee and buzz off. Weak.
I’m pretty sure Adrienne high tailed it when she saw the smoke and was afraid a stray ember would find its way to her face and melt it off >:(
Was I the only one that did the Tina Fey big eye roll over Maurice-Zero and Kyle floating around the pool making out on the giant white float?I did have to laugh when Kyle said that Kim’s party was like a quinceanero for ther nose. I also thought it was very interesting that Bernie was selling stories to ROL when last season that was what Lisa was accused of. Is that anything like if you’re significant other starts accusing you of cheating because they feel guilty that they are the true cheaters?
I wanted Mo-Reeeeeeese to miss the float and fall in the pool and pull the floatie and Kyleeeee in with him. That’s not very nice.
I was hoping for the same Romo
Did Martin’s date have the same plastic surgeon that Kim did?
Was Sean’s momma at that nose reveal party?
And who thinks that Adrienne understood whatever toast in Spanish that Moo-reece was giving over the tequila? Her and Paul had very weird looks on their faces. Paul more so. Its sleazy salesman tactic 101 … creating a false sense of familiarity concentrating most on the one that holds the purse strings. So gross.
In custom it means “to my friends”… You are never above me, never below me, never away from me and always with me.
Or bottoms up, fool! ;-p
Thank you. Thats a nice toast but coming from Moo-reece I dot like it. He is shady.
Yeah, Mo-reese was most definitely sucking up to Adrienne. He’s a disgusting leech.
I thought the eye contact was weird too… Was Paul thinking that Maurice was flirting with Adrienne… Why didn’t Maurice offer a drink to Paul? I swear, I think that something is odd about that man… He has secrets, I wish he would get busted for all the ass kissing he does… What does he do when the cameras aren’t on him… I wouldn’t trust that man as far as I could throw him… I don’t know who is worse, him or Kyle… Perhaps they are just alike.. He turns my stomach.. And Paul, he is a dog.. The way he speaks to others, is disgusting.. He acts like he could wipe his feet on everyone… No respect for others.. I am glad he will be gone, and take some of your friends with you.. Wishful thinking..why does it seem like Kyle runs this show…
And why couldn’t he include Paul in the toast? It’s not like it was a tremendous amount of liquor and Adrienne didn’t want what he gave her in the first place. It was a VERY weird moment and looked far too desperate
While like me Adrienne grew up in New Mexico, it also appears that like me, she doesn’t speak Spanish. LOL!
LOL! I didn’t think about that! HIlarious!! I wondered why she looked so uncomfortable and confused
Like a lot of people do, I think Mo made an assumption. Then again, since they claim to have known each other for years, you’d think he’d know that by now!
Kyle,
You know the way you were defending the indefensible regarding SWINE not knowing where her child was and jumping in to cut off Kim at every turn? That’s the sorta thing that Lisa wants you to do for her. I noticed how Fayke sat there uncharacteristically closed mouthed too…. Yes she is your mouthpiece. You aint gots ta lie.
love,
Made
Vyle doesn’t get it. She stirs the pot, sits back and watches it unfold, puts her defensive opinion out there over and over, then says she wants to stay out of it!! Vyle isn’t defending Lisa because she doesn’t like the fact that Lisa has taken Brandi under her wing, and by doing so, bumped Vyle out of the way. Vyle thinks she’s queen bee, friend to all, when in reality, she is a sweat bee and friend to none… except the morally corupt Faye, which speaks volumes…
Vyle also plays both sides against the middle. In her talking head interviews, she is constantly trying to be on the side of the righteous. She’s so transparent.
I don’t get the Ken love,..he’s a pompous arrogant a%#,..Adrienne and Cedric were starting to make progress before Lisa and Ken showed up,..Ken acts like a tough guy because cameras are around and guys like Maurice and Paul deal in lawyers not confrontations,..If a real man in a real situation even looked at Ken then wrong way he’d be dialing 911 and hiding behind his wife
MooReece sure was comfortable with his WILDLY inappropriate confrontation to Brandi at the Moroccan restaurant. I wager Moo-reece’s cokholster is housed in one delicate lil glass jaw and that is why he only runs it to women. Just like a punk. I cant stand a mouthy househusband.
I picked up on that too, always the big mouth wannbe tough guy when women are involved., and I was SHOCKED when he was talking to Kim about her nose he didnt……… wait for it……..say AMAZING
He is that way only to women, not men… He will talk about men behind their backs, but not to their face… Coward, pure and simple.
I disagree with you about Ken. I find him level headed but with convictions. He speaks in a calm, controlled way (even when angered). What to do you mean by, “Adrienne and Cedric”?
Did anyone notice that Adriene & Paul were Buzzed/aka as Byle calls it Typsee when talking to Brandi? And Addie sure does say no no no no no way to much.
Yes. She started in on the no no no no nos when Brandi was getting close to the meat of the matter. The issue is not a Cyst and Deceased letter, its the caveat that Adrienne’s lawyer added in there that Brandi needed to come to his office for a meeting. Prolly to sign some sort of confidentiality agreement. And I dont blame Brandi one bit for bucking on that notion. First of all , she is not on their payroll and second of all the people on their payroll(Bernie) have carte blanche to run his mouth till the cows come home and Brandi would have no recourse.
As Brandi says.. Welcome to the United States Of America(paraphrasing)
Exactly MP. I am proud of Brandi for standing her ground and when she pulled out those papers ( the look on Pauls face, embarrassement) I was smiling ear to ear as in Ha HA she has the proof so whatcha gonna say now Addie/Maggie/Saggy/Mae. I think she made an ass out of them lying pompous fools.
YES! That made the episode! Good for Brandi. Paul seemed shocked. Adrienne seemed to realize that she’s been caught in another lie. Brandi could easily have said, “You Lie, You lie, You like” to Adrienne (with a good finger gesture)… Even after that proof was produced, Paul and A still clung to Bernie like a life preserver. How weird!
Your right LyndaS, Pauly and A did cling to Bernie like a (life preserver,love your referral)even after she proved both of them to be liars.I think they both were acting/playing Stoopid! Very weird indeed.
Why was Byle wearing my moms satin bath robe?
haha!
Honest, my mom has the same one in red and after I told her Byle has the same one, lets just say will not wear it anylonger ( she is embarrassed)
I will reserve comment until I watch the show. It does sound like a hum dinger. Thanks Sandi…
The person I wanted to punch most in this episode (besides SWINE and Kyle) was that Dwight doofus. Who the hell cares what he thinks or has to say?! I’m glad Paul told him to buzz off; seems like another friend of a producer who gets promised camera time if he shows up.
YES!! I bet him and BGG would make a lovely couple. Peas in a pod them two for sure.
yap yap yap yap
always runnin that trap
snap snap snap snap
Nothing but a buncha crap
Its who you know and who you blow
the connotation is perfectly clear
Want air time on the Real Housewives?
Then lend a queen your ear.
Yappity gays thats what they want
To fill in the gaps with chattter
so what if you dont offer anything
that aint what really matters
Hysterical Rap!
Sorry, I thought Paul was ridiculous to go off on Dwight, and simply felt that he was agreeing with Taylor in what she was saying.
I agree. I don’t care for Dwight, but Paul’s attitude revealed quite a lot about who is he as a person. If someone doesn’t “rank” they can just buzz off.
watched the show. as stoopid as usual. who cares what dwight thinks. go away dwight.
i have to ask. what was ken wearing on his feet? goofy looking shoes. lisa let him out of the house like that
I could kiss Lisa right now for the “truth has one side” line. Boy howdy. I have ALWAYS hated the line about the truth having three sides and anytime I have encountered that comeback IRL its when I am dealing with a liar. The truth is the truth all day long. One Truth. Period. Can I get a witness?
AMEN!
A second Amen!
And a third.
And a fourth! It was a great line.
I used to like Paul but, he really turned out to be as arrogant as his ex-wife. Karma really is a bitch for ole’ Pauly though as he sat at the party and defended Bernie and now look who is suing Bernie, oh it’s you Paul for doing the same thing to you that he did to Brandi. If you were any kind of man at all you would write a check to Brandi for the legal fees you and your lying wife caused her. Hopefully Addie and Paul will be history next year.
That would be nice IF Pauly did write a check to Brandi for the legal fees they caused her, but he isnt any kind man & Addie is barely a woman. If they are not history next year nobody will watch.
Funny how Paul looked surprised to find that Bernie has indeed been selling stories to Radar Online, while Adrienne only seemed moderately surprised that Brandi had actual proof! As we know, Bernie does no get fired and continues to sell stories whenever the mood strikes him.
I agree. Paul had the same look that Russell had at the last white party. Stunned, shocked almost. Looks like Ad has been using Bernie behind Paul’s back. Very reminiscent of Tayliar/Russell. However….even after he saw the proof, he still defended Ad!! Poor dumb Paul trying to hold his sham of a marriage together…
I think the marriage was on it’s last breath at that point anyway, depending on when exactly this was filmed.
Agreed. Probably been over for years. It’s obvious she can’t stand him and that doesn’t happen overnight…
Agreed.
I’ve not watched the episode yet but this is the part I am really looking forward to! By the sounds of things it will go to show that Adrienne has had Bernie do her dirty work all along as we’ve all known anyway! Dirty little liar she is!
Bernie must have the ‘goods’ on Ad-drain tan stain and Paul. Their defending of him goes way beyond the employee/employer relationship. I’m sure employees have to sign some sort of confidentiality agreement to work with certain people. I can’t imagine Rosia running her mouth the way Bernie does. Ad must feed him the info to put out there, as to keep her hands clean (except for her self tan palms.) How rude to laugh that off as nothing considering it cost Lisa money to re-cover a sofa. That is NOT normal behavior! Although I’m sure Lisa would decline restitution, Ad should offer… but she won’t.
If I hear Ad say “That’s not nice” or “I want to move forward” one more time, I’m going to make a Ad-drain voodoo doll out of a candle and melt her face. haha Loved that Brandi pulled out Bernie’s tweets and posts. The truth prevails! Ad denied it last week knowing it was true, while calling Brandi’s character to the table. All it showed was Ad’s lack of character and what a liar she truly is…
Ad sure thru the word karma around tonight, and I have to wonder if she knows what it means. What she dished out last season is coming right back on her this season. She’s being exposed as a liar, a cold wife, a terrible friend, a desperate cougar, and a spoiled entitled brat. Most of the viewers have turned on her and Paul’s “nanny” is a beautiful woman. Ad, if you read this, that is karma. Don’t dish out what your not willing to receive. Karma is fair and just… even to the high and mighty Ad-drain tan stain.
The fact that Paul and Ad don’t see the the similarities between Russell’s email and their lawyer sent letter (which is worse), makes me think they truly live in denial and are complete idiots.
Well said! How did Bernie get so much power over that power couple? He’s a servant, period! Yet, he holds Adrienne’s confidence and loyalty. I don’t understand it. Paul is a misinformed fool who followed his wife’s lead every time. His angry outbursts and lazy mind make me think he is probably not such a great doctor. I would never want to have a doctor like him because he is so unprofessional (easily flipping out) and so indiscreet (gossiping like a teenage girl).
Bernie does Adrienne’s bidding, and get’s paid handsomely for it. While I would keep him around because he has too much dirt at this point on Adrienne, that relationship seems very strange to me, and entirely too close.
Bernie is way more than an employee these days… He seems to be Ad’s right hand man. Wonder if she lets him keep the money he gets from selling stories? I’m sure he sees/hears Ad and Pauls daily business, but I’m sure he only signed a confidentiality agreement for their personal business, not their friends and guests. I always thought it was very odd that Bernie went to opening of SUR like he was an invited guest. Lisa didn’t even recognize him… The relationship between Bernie and Ad is questionable at best…
Oh, but this is nothing new for Bernie. He pulled the same BS on Lisa. I saw some of his posts and they were brutal. He would even go to off season events and post about things that supposedly happened, always putting Lisa is an extremely negative light. Those posts were not only on FB but would end up on Radar Online, and I suspect I’ve seen him posting on blogs. That dude is a nut, and Adrienne better make sure she never crosses him, since he will spill every bit of her dirt, as he has attempted to do to Paul.
Morally Corrupt FR resembles the blonde muppet with a scrunched wig. Paul and Ad were trying to look like a couple-not working. I think Paul realized Ad led him to a pile of poop after the Bernie letter, and if he didn’t know about that, then etc. I don’t like “scared” Brandi. She was not scared of Paul-not even in the heat of their argument. My money would’ve been on her if things had come to blows. I mean Ad beats his ass.
I missed Yo tonight and Camille too.
Watchin the ep right now and I CANNOT believe how mean K and K are bein about Traylor, selling her out like they don’t know she’s been seeing that lawyer (unless the editing’s at fault here) ‘not even one date” “she was beyond tipsy” etc I dislike Traylor and evrythng she stands for but the agenda to take her down is so obvious, and Kim is so happy to be the “sober” one giving out advice as if she cared. It should be the contrary, as a so called “former” addict, Kim should be talking to Traylor IN PRIVATE and give her advice, not trash her on national Tv. Again, I despise Traylor as much as the next commenter, but come on, Kim is too happy to pass the “addicted hw” role on to Traylor. Sad. Oh, the humanity.
What did I just hear, Kyle? You want to put Maurice’s balls in the pool if you get your way? Talk about a castrating wife…
Sandi, Thanks for your funny recap! I completely agree with your observations: Kim becomes pious; Kyle slips through the blame cracks, Adrienne acts oblivious about copping to the letter and the Bernie-Brandishing. Paul is worse than a tool. He’s become a dimwitted big mouth (that’s quite unusual). It’s amazing that when Lisa informed Adrienne that she left stains (twice), Adrienne acted like it wasn’t her fault and it’s perfectly normal to leave traces… Kim did drive me nuts with making such a big “ta-DO” about her stupid nose job. I actually screamed at the tv, “You’re an idiot!” Traylor-Park fell in love, yet declined to bring her new paramour to the party she desperately had to attend. That didn’t make sense. Ken was my hero.
Omg, so much to say about this ep.!
-Traylor gushing about how it is to have a man “open doors for” her “ORDER [her] DINNER FOR [her]? Traylor, honey, it should be about FORGETTING how that feels like to be monitored. Be your own ordering self!
- Lisa’s fire feels fishy. She doesn’t seem that upset about it, and her acting is not that good. Weird.
-Adrienne repeating in the limo “Think of Karma”. Yeah, Ade, think of Karma. Please do.
-Kim pseudo-worrying about Traylor: pathetic (esp. now that I’ve seen next week’s preview)
-Adrienne gets drunk (she high fives people and all! That’s hammered for someone so stuck up and in control)
-Disappointed in Brandy for playing Bravo’s agenda and sending her galpal for Adrienne. I mean, what is this, fifth grade?
-Adrienne’s only argument in any fight: ‘That’s not nice!”. Yep, this is 5th grade.
Bravo to Ken for behaving like a man, he seems to be the only one with balls around there. Well, with Brandy of course! And maybe Faye, unless Im not speaking figuratively this time.
Just an FYI – the house that burned was Lisa and Ken’s former home. They had sold and moved out months before the fire. I think they expressed the correct amount of concern where they had many happy memories and their daughter’s wedding but it wasnt’ their home anymore. And besides, have you seen the new digs….quite nice, I wouldn’t miss an old home either.
and the news did say it was a fire caused by construction which was not theirs
Yeah, you guys are right, and of all the HWs, Lisa, albeit a bad actress, seems the most genuine. How long was it between the fire and the party anyway? I thought is was quite close, but with editing…
I was hoping Adrienne would spontaneously combust!
I have to say that I would have fled with the children, too if I were Adrienne. Other than that Adrienne was busted for lying. She shouldn’t have lied about threatening to sue her. Although she may have been hoping for some good editing from Bravo because she sued them too. However, I am still not buying this bullshit that what Brandi did was o.k. She admitted that she was angry at Adrienne and was trying to hurt her as payback for last year. She said her co-stars were c**nts on Howard Stern today. She was actually pretty disgusting talking about j**rking off on skype and putting her vagina on the computer, etc. She also said that she had an lesbian tryst with an A list actress, so that clears up that Demi Moore rumor once and for all. She was married to Eddie at that time, but I guess to Brandi women don’t count. I’m sorry, but she and Taylor are neck and neck for most disgusting mothers in the country right along side Octomom, Kathy Hilton, and mothers on death row.
There was no reason to flee like Adrienne did. What a freaking nut job.
You are really reaching with the Octomom /death row comparison.
At least Brandi is honest.
How many times can I say hypocrisy in regards to the maloofs, they are embarrassing self righteous evil ppl. I love ken and lisa they always defend and call it like it is, and kens right no one would have taken notice without lisa HOOF addition to Adrienne’s tacky stripper shoes. And I have always hated the “there’s 3sides to a story” liars and fakes use that term not honest ppl who are telling the truth. Sickening
There were too many people at the White Party!
what is up with white parties??? it just seems so pretentious!! also, yolanda was once again MIA. I think she is not going to be back next season. I think she is too normal for this goat rodeo.
White parties is a big Saint tropez thing. There was a guy named Eddie Barclay (extremely successful french music producer, friends with Quincy Jones etc) who has held white partie for years with the showbizz “crème de la crème”. He’s dead now but the party still happens every year. I guess people think it’s chic to have everyone dressed in white. I think it’s getting real old.
i missed the episode. What proof did Brandi provide about Bernie the crazy boy toy of Adrienne’s. That is a wierd relationship. So happy Brandi finally showed them up. Help
Brandi came with not legal papers, but emails about Bernie selling stories. Wrong..of course, but she made more of this situation than there needed to be and in the end they were quite close to settling things when Lisa and her henchman..I mean Ken show up and start the drama again. Stupid! Brandi, Adrienne and Paul were wrong. Brandi has a big trashy mouth that she needs to learn to keep closed on occasion. Should Kyle and Kim have been talking about Taylor’s impromptu trip out of town…maybe not but I bet any amount of money that any of us would do the same in the circumstances. I don’t think there was anything set up with Kyle asking Taylor if she could just keep her daughter until the White Party. I’m thinking she thought well if you’re coming back for the White Party, why don’t I just keep her. Should Taylor have known where her daughter was…YES! We don’t know that Taylor’s mother didn’t know but we do know, by Taylor’s own admission that she didn’t. She said her daughter was going to her moms and she had the nanny stop by Kyle’s to pick up her ipad. . .so at this point when Kyle says…why don’t I just take Kennedy with me to Kim’s because at this point she assumes Taylor is going to be at Kim’s…this is when the nanny should have said…oh no I’m taking her to her mom’s (which perhaps she did) but if she had, why would Kyle say no I’ll take her and her mother can take her home after Kim’s party…my quess is that the nanny didn’t inform Kyle of Taylor’s plans for Kennedy and Taylor’s not knowing where her daughter was some hours later in the evening (which is when Kim’s party was) is as far as I’m concerned unacceptable.
As a point of fact, Lisa and Ken did not come over until they saw Faye and someone else walk over. I would have done the same thing, to make sure Rancid did not get the chance to join in and create the same issue she had created at Kyle’s house previously.
The emails were to prove that Adrienne lied about her employee posting an selling stories about her, not just on FB but specifically to Radar Online as I understand her lawyer dug up that info, at least if I was listening correctly. Paul obviously was unaware, while the smirk on Adrienne’s face told a different story.
I said before that I don’t think the secret that Brandi told has anything do with the surregacy issue. I still think it is possible (slim, perhaps) that Ad told Brandi about her sexuality, and her plans to end her marriage to Paul. This seemed even more possible with the way things played out last night. I don’t think Paul has a clue what Ad is up to. I also think that perhaps this whole bit with Sean is to take focus off the whole issue. Sounds crazy?
I think you’re right.
I think what Brandi said what that Adrienne tried to get her fired from the show–which is something she just came out with and, if true, would have made it impossible for Bravo to air since it blows the cover off the makings of the show. That’s something that Adrienne would have seen as character assassination (whereas the surrogacy lie…was a red herring to give the viewers something to make sense with, even though it never did).
I never thought about that…good point inkpop.
Yeah, but didn’t Ade say something about how it was not just about her , how she had to protect her “loved ones” or something? ( don’t jump at my throat, I don’t remember the exact words) I still think it’s about the surrogacy. Wasn’t it Brandi who had started a very appropriate talk a few ep. ago during a meal, about how everyone gave birth etc etc and she questioned Adrienne who started giving details about her own experience. The way Brandi looked at her while she was talking! Maybe she was already fed up with Ade’s lies and pressure to take down Lisa at the reunion etc… She put her in a position to lie trough her teeth about her “pregnancies”. Brandi’s no angel, but I’d rather hang out with her than Adrienne any bloody time. At least I know It would be fun. I’d rather eat a Maloof Hoff than hang out with that phoney delusional pathological liar.
Me too Malaika, I get your point and agree esp. about hanging out with Brandi then Adrienne Maloof Hoof. Brandi would be a blast to party/hang out… sign me up.
That’s a date may!
It’s funny. During the first season I got invited to go out there and eat at Villa Blanca, but now I’d just like to go out there and meet Brandi. I need to pay more attention to her twitter feed.
Yes, it was an obvious lead in (by Brandi) to test Adrienne’s truthfulness. I noticed it at the time, but I wasn’t sure why she steered the conversation in that direction. Nevertheless, Adrienne HAS lied throughout this season and gotten away with more than most mortals. Kyle has stupidly backed her up every time. IF Kyle can sit there and mince words, “So she sent a letter but it’s not a lawsuit…” then there is no hope for her. It seems as though Brandi has been right about everything she has blurted out. She lacks discretion, but she has her loyalties and priorities in order AND she is super funny. I’d much rather hang out with her than dullsville, Adrienne or the bad actress, Kyle (& Dim-Kim).
And I’m thinking that’s why Kyle told Lisa that she is no longer getting involved. She already knew she didn’t have the full story and is now attempting to back track.
Exactly so. Kyle is the Queen of Back-pedalers. She goes with what she views as the most popular stance. .